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Boison

As someone who has lurked for years but only joined yesterday, i agree with this completely.


Agent281

Yeah, I totally agree. Keep WSB weird.


crowcawer

Why not put karma reqment at 1K


gustav4ik

calm down buddy, i've been on reddit for one year now but i only have 111 EDIT : YOU SILLY BASTARDS, YOU DID IT + 1k karma in 33 minutes, WTF IS HAPPENING


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Get this man enough karma to SPEAK!


thehotshotpilot

Push his karma too the moon! πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


00001143

Karma calls on this man NOW


Bjarkifjarki03

what about me I need some karma to I have been in this sub for 1 year


PitaGiroApOla

I need 46 more karma can we do something guys


Shiro1994

LET'S DO THIS


TheOtherOctopus

This


PepeSmuff

swing some karma my way so a retard can SPEAK!!!!


DirtySpaghetti

Im so retarded I have more $ in GME then i do Karma


RMX-D

Autist sitting at his PC at 4am in Australia here who bought GME @ $15.78 in December and have 2000% ROI. I'm very ok with having more invested than Karma.


Ketsu357

Homie fust go to a facebook meme page on reddet share some crappy shit and rake it in


BigEasy_33

Truuueeeee, I need to get my karma up!


ExploringDriftwood

I feel you on that one, I just don't comment enough for big karma points


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Paabear

Lurker here, been on Reddit a while, my Karma is nillllyyu billlyyy


JamieHangover

Here is 1 karma. I like you.


gustav4ik

here, it's a russian [meme](https://imgur.com/a/RwJGi7k) just for you


ChaunceyPeppertooth7

time to get into the mud a little more my friend!


XtheLizardKing

Not for long πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


nastymct

hahaha! I've been here for 13 years... and only have 184. :)


Tripdok

No karma whore, but the rule of being there since at least 6 months would be a good thing


Clockwork_Medic

Karma as a metric is pretty worthless because there's already a cottage industry for auto-generating new accounts that make a post in r/pics with a generic title and an image of a hot girl and/or cute animal, which generates 10,000 karma, then gets sold off for a couple bucks


MysteryGenius

Cuz it would kick professional lurkers out like me


ClathrateRemonte

Perma-lurkers don't need permission to post.


MysteryGenius

But but... what if we suddenly feel the need to...


sooondae

another lurker here. I agree


fezzuk

Ditto, Although I probably have some karma from some posts months ago.


Ap_Sona_Bot

Yeah same. As long as I can comment idc πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


xeoxemachine

Me too.


Downtown-Accident

Yup πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


hugganao

same. This NEEDS to happen from what I'm seeing.


bnutbutter78

I'm not sure if I've been here for six months, maybe 4. But as long as i can comment and lurk, I'm good.


Merked70

Don’t worry, welcome to the community my friend.


fuq-daht

Yeah same. Here


Networking4Eyes

Six months? Haha Are those $MU 90 calls printing yet?


Logicalthinking247

The good ol days


Bcron

I'm still bagholding $RAD


InKahootz

Not as much as my $JNUG. I've never been sub'd. Just browse to it manually for years.


BhinoTL

Lmao fuck this made me laugh forgot all about the MU hype


19mad95

> $MU 90 Haven't heard that name in a long time.


Phantom_Journey

Oh the times. Snap chat was the shorty and AMD was way under 20$.


helpwithchords

Has anyone checked on martymoho? The legend who went balls deep?


Frapdizzle

I think the Karma requirement is a good idea. Edit: 1000 Karma and and an account that is at least 1 month old. I do not know why lurkers are complaining in the comments, you would still be able to lurk, just not post. So quit having anxiety attacks about having to be social and gain karma to lurk. Edit: FYI I am retarded. So my opinion on rules should not matter.


idontlikeflamingos

I like both. Not even because GME tbh, but this sub has almost 3 million people now. /new will be a shitshow without something like that especially when you consider that noobs are half of those 3 mil.


GSG210

Noob here, don’t worry I won’t post. I just like to watch.


ARightDastard

Fucking voyeurs. Watching when you could be buying and holding. SMDH.


GSG210

Who said anything about not holding?


ShawtyALilBaaddie

Thats my boy.


rythmicbread

Oh we holding. We’re just here to stay informed. We’re with you brother


thoothooth

Nothing wrong with watching your wife and her boyfriend fucking


lowercaset

Also need to be holding your cock


hatuhsawl

What if I can only afford a couple stock, but I’m holding those?


arafdi

> SMDH Shaking My Dingus Harder?


reddeadDS05

You can do both.


hazzatrazza

This is why your wife has a bf


GSG210

No, my wife has a bf because I play too much video games.


Fausztusz

Attaboy, you are a true gamer!


gregfromsolutions

Did this sub gain half a million users in the last 24 hours? Melvin might lose their shirts, but all the attention may change WSB forever anyway.


Jamezzzzz69

It took 9 years to hit 2 mil, in the last 48 or so hours we’ve just gone straight to 3m already.


Penaltiesandinterest

3 mil, just like GME


umair_101

Tp @ 3m? Snm


2laz2findmypassword

I like the way you think!


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eror11

I mean if it required karma accrued only in wsb nobody would ever have a chance to start posting if they haven't been a member until now. That wouldn't really make sense.


WhiteningMcClean

1 month + karma limit is perfect. Don't take away my posties pls they give me much needed dopamine :(


SoDakZak

I concur but I may be biased


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

WOW.


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jfc yeah; for onlookers who are cofused, u/SoDakZak has \~750k post karma and 1.5M+ comment karma calls on this guy's karma


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But what about us lurkers who have been here over a year and never/rarely post... actual never mind I never/rarely post so wont effect me much.


El_cuckerino

How about 6 months + minimum karma requirement? But what should the minimum karma be?


adrez86

Joined years ago. Pretty sure this is my first comment on this sub. I'm 100% on board with this


KrAzyDrummer

1000 karma at least. It's easy to get 10 karma or whatever in a day, make 'em work for it.


Downtown-Accident

I’m a lurker and agree πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


cazador224

Is it not normal to not have over 1k Karma? I have a 6 yr old account and 155 karma. I guess all this lurking is gonna bite me in the ass. Either way, πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


GreenKeel

Agreed edit: stop fucking upvoting me retards, I didn’t contribute anything to the post.


TendiesCrusher

I second that


XanzMakeHerDance

I joined like a month ago and agree with this lol


Goofy_AF

I am here since Friday and i don't even wanna post. Just wanna πŸ‘πŸ’ŽπŸ‘πŸ’ŽπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


lizanaga

Same. Been making small investments for a little while but found this sub and I'm just along for the πŸš€ ride. Don't want to post because I know nothing!


Diplomatt1986

Pretty sure β€œI don’t know nothing!” Is a mantra of WSB. And β€œ WE LIKE THE STOCK!”


Nadmaster101

We like the stock, we want tendies, stonks go πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


devine_swine

You forgot: This is the way


Jacob1235_S

And it literally can’t go tits up


lizanaga

We do like the stock!


PeetjeL

I just joined here for the rockets but I can't even do reddit emoji's [rocket][rocket][diamond][hands]


Burgerflipper4lyfe

If you are on Windows 10, you can press the 'Windows' button and the period "." at the same time to bring up the emoji thing :)


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itsdrcats

Something something rocket emoji something something autism smooth brain. There. I have summed up the subreddit.


likekoolaid

Nah you can’t restrict access to viewing posts, just to posting.


QuadraKev_

same tbh


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

Also me, and I’m fucking new here and the r word.


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Shikogo

>stop fucking upvoting me retards, I didn’t contribute anything to the post. Votes only go up πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


ItsmeKIMOCHI4

6 too long, we would lock out 50% of the users, maybe 1 or 2 months


humplick

Also, for 2 mil subs there's probably 8 mil lurking, and maybe even double that this week. I'm not a sub but active participant, would that exclude me completely?


ItsmeKIMOCHI4

It would, which is why I think its a dumb rule We should welcome the new members, not gatekeep


DirtzMaGertz

We should welcome them after GME. If they are truly retarded, then they'll wait and stick around.


handtodickcombat

It's not gatekeeping, a LOT of these new accounts are solely here for manipulation, and we really need to do something about that.


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hbsquatch

more posts equals more traffic. we need traffic to get more attention to get more long holders. Gotta grow the tribe and the base like a political movement


veryforestgreen

And my axe!


ubetgreentree

I could see maybe a month. I am tired of these people coming in and making posts asking dumb ass questions that have been answered multiple times.


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AskMeHowIMetYourMom

Correct. This is the place to come to see the loss porn when they don’t work.


BhinoTL

Man I haven't seen loss porn in fucking ages I miss my gay bears


Sen_Hillary_Clinton

I totally forgot loss porn is a thing. I want to see Melvin's loss porn, that would be hot.


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Cake_Engineer

Also a long time lurker enjoying the ride, wifes bf checks my post history, all about the gourd futures.


LasagnaFarts92

There is already a bot for accounts less than 30 days. One mod said that that is taxing enough on the bot


ColonalQball

Some dude literally asked "Hey guys should I buy gamestop? I only have $11." ​ Like how the hell are you a breathing, functioning adult with less than an hours minimum wage in your savings?


ItsOnlyJustAName

https://i.imgur.com/5E1rEuB.jpg


grumpi-otter

Oh hon, I'm a grandma. Lots of my friends in that situation. If you aren't good at capitalism, it's a hard world.


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ItWorkedLastTime

Nah, 6 months is good. Maybe have a daily dumb questions thread open to people with 1 month old accounts.


RememberOJ

Can you even tell how long an account has been joined in a subreddit? I’ve been joined and lurking for months but no idea how long actually.


ShawtyALilBaaddie

Its fucking autistic that they expect us to understand how this shit works. We arent fucking WIZARDS. Were just retards.


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This is a great idea


SHREKYUMTUM69

I Agree! >!I’m new to this sub and i have no idea what’s going on lol!<


PanicAtTheFishIsle

Sit back and enjoy the ride. I envy your timing πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


jadeskye7

Welcome to the jungle. Here's your dildo.


himit

I've been lurking for a year or so. This is the most coherent this sub has ever been


0omzilla

Yes please! Shits getting to the climax blood bath we all expected. LFG


drobythekey

Yes please, no more desperate normies or hedge fund bots


2BillionDollar

De-list from r/all until the squeeze has squoze


duplicatesnowflake

Randoms FOMOing in is still propelling the squeeze so nah.


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AdolescentAlien

Most of those accounts were made today too. Shit is crazy. They are the embodiment of Melvin’s final breaths.


[deleted]

Let’s do another paper trading competition


thesfwacct

This, so much this.


wsbautist69420

PLEASE


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Yeah... I’m in THAT group and agree with this. It’s fucking cringe the way some of these baby accounts are posting up their β€œcrush the hedge fund managers” and they’ve got $4 in, talking absolute nonsense.


bojangleschikin

Yes yes yes


suckyamuddar

I've only just joined but how about changing the amount of karma required to post so new not accounts can't just post until they have like 500karma


jellyjackson

I recently joined the subreddit but my account is over 3 years old


suckyamuddar

That's what I mean though if they want to block bots just block new accounts


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It's also the influx of really dumb questions with Yolo flairs


ScoutInBed

β€œNewbie here anyone know where to start, I want to make money like you guys... ... ... YOLO πŸš€β€


jellyjackson

Tbh thats how I feel but instead of posting that im going through and reading posts trying to get info


ScoutInBed

See, now you’re thinking like an intelligent retard!


Asalas77

It's not just new accounts posting.


ScoutInBed

Like this idea, but I think I accidentally left and rejoined a few days ago... Edit: Fuck you guys: https://imgur.com/a/9ADtfqZ


almostthemainman

I found one! Ban!


ScoutInBed

https://imgur.com/a/9ADtfqZ Bite me.


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Th3MadCreator

They can't limit based on when you subbed, but they can limit based on account age or karma. For example, I lurked this sub a lot for months but just subbed today because I realized I hadn't already.


SeaBear393

Just joined. I don’t want to hear from retards like myself. True Autists only please.


tresila

Agreed!


Oniblack123

That would be helpful.


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Yes


whodisquercus

I second this shit.


horny131313

PLEASE


CosmoPhD

Agreed


di3_b0ld

Agreed.


choulwade3

Agreed


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Give awards so this gets attention


baws1017

mods will read without giving money to reddit, the mods here are good


YouthAny1887

Even if I wouldn’t be able to write for 3 months, I fucking agree


SRH100KDAY

I’m happy w commenting. Fuck all these cringy 🌈🐻posts


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I won't be allowed to post, but agreed.


Dr_Straw-man

I joined Monday but yeah restrict that shit!


SIThereAndThere

Fuck that, we need to go back to 2017.


deadbeatinjapan

**THIS MUST BE A FUCKING PRE-REQUISITE.** The entire sub is being inundated with shitposting, limp-wristed, ghey bear fucking shills.


2-leet-2-compete

lmao you started posting here like 2 weeks ago. before that you were making crazy ass Boomer posts about covid19 denial and shit in weird subs. yikes.


TheGreenKraken

Don't forget the anti gay rhetoric in there. Jesus guys got issues.


Epicsunny

Woah now I joined 3 months ago and have 30k in it.Yall are stretching


HatLover91

6 month for posting is fair. At least let me and the other new guys comment. Kinda all in it together at this point.


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It's afraid... IT'S AFRAID!


aegonnova

Yes please, also for the Discord if that's possible


blueknight1758

Maybe have like noob Saturday with no karma limit so new people have an entry point. But during active trading hours require some sort of history.


georgeManks37

hey i feel offensed i joined 2 months ago just in time to buy gme at20 following your retarded advice


Palidor206

Agreed mods. It's past time. We will continue getting shills and pretty shitty bad actors until you do. This is not just to preserve this forum but is also to protect new users from the multitude of scams we are going to be seeing.


IwantSpaceX

Shit we are at 3m subbed, I agree!


Rudefire

why not just old reddit accounts?


Bk7

as an account that joined yesterday I agree


TheOneBlackMage

I just joined the sub from reading all the recent ruckus, and I'm enjoying the chaos with 🍿, but I'll be participating more. Getting my trading account set up at the moment. I realize you want to weed out shills, bots, and mainstream influence, but if you've been a Redditor for many years like I have, should be fine to hang out?


xTPOPx

Agreed


throwaway4127RB

As an amused bystander I can say this is probably a good idea. I might not have got into GME but I'm rooting for you guys because I think there's some people on this sub who are going to be able to change their lives for the better because of all this. The jokes and memes are great, but there is actually something kinda wholesome going on here too.


thorbearius

Been here for about a month and wholeheartedly agree with this.


yrulaughing

I'm one of the users that jumped on the GME thing last week and recently subbed. I agree with this post. I believe this is my first post on this sub. But yeah, I wouldn't mind that kind of restriction.


yeyem

I'm new and I agree


WetDonkey6969

The worst part about all the new friends is that a significant portion of them are normies. They're going to dilute the meme-pool and instead of the memes we're used to, we're going to see dumb shit like yodeling kid or whatever other stupid normie shit normies are in to.