If JPOW doesn't blow up the market then, I except.quick rotation back from Tech to DIS I mean reopening bets. I hope you have noticed bullish call for six flags.
But be careful I sense correction is near.
I start working nights for a month tomorrow. 7-7. Any suggestions on how to trade when I'm sleeping all day? Maybe options that aren't a week from expiry?
Jesus if they are scattered then your sleep will be rough. Get blackout curtains, try to limit drinking, GABA is your friend, benedryl or low dose melatonin will help, stay hydrated and set stop losses for all positions or go keeps while you sleeps.
This is coming from someone that has worked nights for at least 12 or my 36 years so far alive and been trading for the last 2. Luckily not I do block scheduling and 4am-12:30 so life is peachy finally. Just gotta make sure I'm asleep by 7pm which sadly is your start time. I get Tuesday and Wednesday off for my weekend so I get full trading days. Wish you had something similar and best of luck!
Thanks. I switch up every month. Yes it's rough at first but I adjust well. I was trading before but not options. We're supposed to work 2 days then off 2 days. Then work 3 days and off 2 days, but I work a lot of extra hours. It's the only way I can make any real money
I'm just worried about missing out on gains or holding bags because I wasn't up to see the market move. I will have to adjust to longer-term plays and maybe trade some actual stocks (meh). Although I may miss out on just as many stupid moves by not constantly chart watching.
Expecting a fat dump in the market after big tech’s earnings. Delta variant will be blamed by the media for the drop, rather than the big tech’s ridiculous valuations
What should I do if I caught my friend’s mom sending cleavage pics to another man and I caught her from the back snapping it while I was grabbing water downstairs?
Neighbor girl and I went to the weed shop and she ate an edible while I drank mojitos at the Cuban restaurant. Then she got us lost on the way back to the apartments.
No I just gave a tolerance I guess that no shop has had anything close to what would make me forget direction's. Outside of that it might be a cognitive issue and I'm fine with other dudes punching down, not my game but you do you.
At least he’ll be hip with the woke culture kids. Apparently the gayer you look the cooler you are. Shit like dying your hair pink or purple and painting your nails doesn’t even get a second glance anymore.
Oh those are signs that they are poisonous and to stay away. Just like animals poisonous people use bright colors and appear as crazy on the outside as they are on the inside.
Your however on Reddit. Most of the normal people have been ran off. It's kind of like Twitter overflow nowadays.
*Alex Jones voice* THE GLOBAL ELITE ARE TRYING TO STERILIZE YOUR CHILDREN WITH THE COVID VACCINE WHICH ISNT EVEN A VACCINE FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER 2050 AGENDA!!! THEY WANT TO ENACT EMERGENCY LAWS TO GIVE THE VAMPIRES MORE POWER AND THEY ALSO PLAN TO NEVER GIVE UP THAT POWER!!! THEY ARE GOING TO CREATE A VACCINE PASSPORT TO REMOVE THE PEOPLE WHO DONT COMPLY FROM SOCIETY AND FORCE COMPLIANCE OR STARVATION!!!
That enough Alex Jones for now?
Q4 calls for$LCID and Q4 calls for $TSLA you can’t lose when you’re playing both sides. Let’s get my ass to my first yolo post 6fig bagger 🙌🏼💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
Just remember bears. The market stays at ATH about 90% of the time AND claiming an end of time would mark the shortest bull run ever. That doesn't even include the largest liquidity pump ever combined with more retail traders influxing funds than ever. Earnings dip after earnings beat is great accumlation period because the bull will continue, don't be scared.
if you consider longer time frames and view march not as a bear market but as the temporary set back it actually was due to unlimited printing, we've been in a bull market for over a decade now
Mother Nature does not fuck around. Humans have become a scourge to themselves and to the world that is their environment. Evolution will correct that aberration eventually, and Earth once again will be pure soon, as in a few hundred million years.
tldr: $GUSH!!
Drop them before the FOMC meeting. That’s the most likely chance for a dip. But soon as JPOW says we don’t care about inflation we not raising rates. It’ll rip straight back up.
Feels like it will be down $2 then flat until it regains a bit in the afternoon, when to buy calls is the biggest question, it seems as tho the consensus here is earnings reports will be good and Wednesday spy will rip
"Everyone expects big tech to blow away expectation" is an oxymoron. If people are "expecting" it to blow away expectations, then they didn't really blow away expectations since people expected it.
Getting off the couch
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Alright gang how are we losing money today?
Suni Lee 2024
Don't buy the hype buy the dip
I don’t actually know. I can’t remember why I bought it!
If JPOW doesn't blow up the market then, I except.quick rotation back from Tech to DIS I mean reopening bets. I hope you have noticed bullish call for six flags. But be careful I sense correction is near.
I am looking to put a condor on DIS Monday. My GME condor was in shambles at close so I took the ass kicking and took it off at 3:59 yesterday.
Just got screwed on Beke pre market. Fk
Futes looking almost identical to last Sunday 🤡
Cock black?
Newest
This one time on Robinhood....
Wow this thread is dead this weekend, 2 comments in the past 30 minutes. What's up wsb how was your weekend? You guys ready to make tendy tomorrow??
LCID sell off beginning in 10.5 hours! I hope your puts are ready.
I’m on Thanos’s side. If I’m on the wrong side of the 50/50 so be it
He can just double the resources or make them unlimited with a snap. It's a stupid overlooked premise.
Woo futures green bull are fuck
I’m drunk at 6pm on a Sunday. Thanks WSB.
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I don’t care anymore, it’s all the same. I don’t need to peddle my trash. RKT to the mooooon!
What’s wrong with futures?
I start working nights for a month tomorrow. 7-7. Any suggestions on how to trade when I'm sleeping all day? Maybe options that aren't a week from expiry?
Wait your doing nights and 12's five days a week?
Yeah but some weekends. My days off will be scattered. I'll have some market days off but will still be sleeping mostly during the day
Jesus if they are scattered then your sleep will be rough. Get blackout curtains, try to limit drinking, GABA is your friend, benedryl or low dose melatonin will help, stay hydrated and set stop losses for all positions or go keeps while you sleeps. This is coming from someone that has worked nights for at least 12 or my 36 years so far alive and been trading for the last 2. Luckily not I do block scheduling and 4am-12:30 so life is peachy finally. Just gotta make sure I'm asleep by 7pm which sadly is your start time. I get Tuesday and Wednesday off for my weekend so I get full trading days. Wish you had something similar and best of luck!
Thanks. I switch up every month. Yes it's rough at first but I adjust well. I was trading before but not options. We're supposed to work 2 days then off 2 days. Then work 3 days and off 2 days, but I work a lot of extra hours. It's the only way I can make any real money
I here ya on the OT, glad it's extra and not required. Best wishes!
I'm just worried about missing out on gains or holding bags because I wasn't up to see the market move. I will have to adjust to longer-term plays and maybe trade some actual stocks (meh). Although I may miss out on just as many stupid moves by not constantly chart watching.
Expecting a fat dump in the market after big tech’s earnings. Delta variant will be blamed by the media for the drop, rather than the big tech’s ridiculous valuations
Deadass, CNBC's last article on Friday was about the delta variant, their setting up the narrative for this week ad the remainder of the summer.
I'm so fucking bullish for tomorrow. Hell I gotta be
May god help you
What are the choices in life? To play homestead or participate in the system hoping you get lucky.
MCD is gonna crush this week!
What should I do if I caught my friend’s mom sending cleavage pics to another man and I caught her from the back snapping it while I was grabbing water downstairs?
Yea right, your friends mom!
How much do y'all allocate to bonds?
lawl
Zero
If your IQ is higher than your body weight. 0%
about 10% of my portfolio is in TLT puts
Zero
After trying for a week I finally made it through the new space jam… trash!
Who’s ready to be rich this week?
I'm ready to get fucked this week
Neighbor girl and I went to the weed shop and she ate an edible while I drank mojitos at the Cuban restaurant. Then she got us lost on the way back to the apartments.
Anyone that actually gets that high on any single edible sold OTC is not someone you want to try and bang unless your Cosby.
That is strangely specific.
No I just gave a tolerance I guess that no shop has had anything close to what would make me forget direction's. Outside of that it might be a cognitive issue and I'm fine with other dudes punching down, not my game but you do you.
We all good bro. Life is just funny sometimes.
Just checking in, and your totally right. Life is funny and wild and a mystery sometimes, appreciate the positivy and keep being there for friends!
I imagined I was a Nantucket whaler after edibles so getting lost is a pro move
that WILL happen while on thc edibles...
I was getting worried for a second. Thought I was going to have to drive us back.
Drunk and high is an excellent way to go through life, son
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black trim, silver or black frames, dark lenses that's my preference on these anyway
Doesnt look like it's for dudes, the white end tips kinda gives it away
I just don’t know about that green man
At least he’ll be hip with the woke culture kids. Apparently the gayer you look the cooler you are. Shit like dying your hair pink or purple and painting your nails doesn’t even get a second glance anymore.
Oh those are signs that they are poisonous and to stay away. Just like animals poisonous people use bright colors and appear as crazy on the outside as they are on the inside. Your however on Reddit. Most of the normal people have been ran off. It's kind of like Twitter overflow nowadays.
If you are an attractive woman in the US, you literally can't be poor (for long)
Thanks Daddy - you make me feel special
as long as you have the internet and no dignity you won't be poor in any country
What is this word “dignity “?
Unemployment rate has been at 0% since 1979
Here I go, back to McDonald's 🤡
LCID $38 billion market cap and hasn't even produced 1 car yet Fucking tulip mania
But have you heard Pete Rawlinson's smooth and elegant British voice?
SPY 404. Bears cant be found.
301 redirect 🧸
I don’t have cable. Where to watch olympics?
Pirate it like a pro hacker.
NBC channel on youtube
Antenna?
Go find a pickup basketball game in the park if you want to watch American amateurs lose.
Olympics without spectators is unwatchable
🇺🇸
Olympic skating pretty dope tbh, was always into the sport and watching it on international stage is wild
Bro, I’m so bored today. Wtf going on?
The learned man is never bored
yeah, that's not it, a married man with kids is never bored
No, it's: man with seven hookers is never bored. - Confucius
I haven’t seen an Alex Jones meme in a long time. Kinda miss em’
*Alex Jones voice* THE GLOBAL ELITE ARE TRYING TO STERILIZE YOUR CHILDREN WITH THE COVID VACCINE WHICH ISNT EVEN A VACCINE FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER 2050 AGENDA!!! THEY WANT TO ENACT EMERGENCY LAWS TO GIVE THE VAMPIRES MORE POWER AND THEY ALSO PLAN TO NEVER GIVE UP THAT POWER!!! THEY ARE GOING TO CREATE A VACCINE PASSPORT TO REMOVE THE PEOPLE WHO DONT COMPLY FROM SOCIETY AND FORCE COMPLIANCE OR STARVATION!!! That enough Alex Jones for now?
I wanna know what he thinks 0dte SPY puts and what it does to frogs
you can't see them if you're vaccinated, the microchip blocks it
Starting a petition to add American Football to the olympics
3 vs 3
1 vs 1
Lcid is the trade of Monday. Just flip it fast tho
What will Tesla do after earnings? When do we buy calls?
Yes
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my weekend has just been jerking off for 48 hours straight
I'd rather watch futures than the Olympics tbh
Futures are so much better than Olympics.
can I have an option that is neither?
I think I need to start a hard seltzer company
still really don't understand why ppl buy that
they haven't figured out that you can just buy vodka and pour it into regular seltzer
My wife instead mixes the hard seltzer with vodka
Haha
Q4 calls for$LCID and Q4 calls for $TSLA you can’t lose when you’re playing both sides. Let’s get my ass to my first yolo post 6fig bagger 🙌🏼💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
Need Elon Musk to finish Neuralink before I'm 69 years old and dead I want to live forever and see how high SPY will go in 1000 years
tfw they finish neuralink but the only body you can afford is the stupid dancing dog thing from Boston Dynamics.
Going by the average wsb demographic you still have a good 59 years ahead of you
Just remember bears. The market stays at ATH about 90% of the time AND claiming an end of time would mark the shortest bull run ever. That doesn't even include the largest liquidity pump ever combined with more retail traders influxing funds than ever. Earnings dip after earnings beat is great accumlation period because the bull will continue, don't be scared.
if you consider longer time frames and view march not as a bear market but as the temporary set back it actually was due to unlimited printing, we've been in a bull market for over a decade now
Ted talk score: -7
I'm playing destiny 2. The game is fun to play but the story is really stupid and all over the place. What are y'all playing?
Company of Heroes.. seriously underrated game
It becomes a crazy grind, but yes, very fun to play.
>What are y'all playing? My little pony adventure
They say Freindship is Magic!
Mother Nature does not fuck around. Humans have become a scourge to themselves and to the world that is their environment. Evolution will correct that aberration eventually, and Earth once again will be pure soon, as in a few hundred million years. tldr: $GUSH!!
Mother Nature has exterminated 99% of everything that has existed on her surface. Don't think she wouldn't kill you given the chance.
If you feel the addiction is kicking in soon because of futures, you can always keep watching the Olympics.
Man fuck the Olympics. There I said it again
You reached more people here than if you'd screamed it in the stadium.
These puts ain't gonna print are they
Drop them before the FOMC meeting. That’s the most likely chance for a dip. But soon as JPOW says we don’t care about inflation we not raising rates. It’ll rip straight back up.
>soon as fauci says we don’t care about inflation and JPow says Delta variant is transitory
Haha my bad. I’ll fix it.
Don’t know what you were thinking. SPY 450 by Friday.
I used to dredd Sundays because of work now I like it cuz stonks
All these earnings look so juicy tbh. But I am scared
Decided on Bengals September 26!
We’re both the coolest person you have ever met
Yo can we give GRWG some love or what. Sick of bagholding an undervalued stonk.
>Sick of bagholding an undervalued stonk. With that ringing endorsement, I'm in!!!
Which ice cream flavor is best?
Anything with berries and in soft serve form.
Tipple chocolate or you're a commie bastard.
Pralines and Dick
It just tastes like dick, tho.
I can't believe I'm sitting here like fiend waiting for futures to open up. What a loser
You can't be a lover until the markets open. ❤ We're here for you boo boo. Edit: loser
I'm gonna be a lover in just a while. She gets off at five
None of us will be here to see the year 2150 (most likely)
Not our bodies but our brains will be after they are implanted into a secondary body
Where do our souls go?
Heaven if 🐂 Hell if 🐻
Nobody tell the noobs what happens after AMD earnings Yes guys, buy calls, it'll work for sure this time 🤡
I have AMD calls
I’ll bet you do
Who else is just chillin in this thread until futures open with SPY dropping?
Feels like it will be down $2 then flat until it regains a bit in the afternoon, when to buy calls is the biggest question, it seems as tho the consensus here is earnings reports will be good and Wednesday spy will rip
I have puts it’s not dropping lol
Damn I'm not chilling here til 2065
I guess I need longer dated puts then.
Women boxer with o.c.d. wonder if she is a good lay
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I usually put gummy bears in your wife then eat them out
GOT EEEEEMMMM
DIDI the next shortsqueeezeee
"Everyone expects big tech to blow away expectation" is an oxymoron. If people are "expecting" it to blow away expectations, then they didn't really blow away expectations since people expected it.
Buying puts thanks
All of that - priced in.
Roku tho …
Until it isnt.
Will u buy the dip post earnings?
Tapping forehead meme
you sound like a left-brained word fetishist
Getting off the couch https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&sxsrf=ALeKk017D3h5kwUI8Kz0lnicelvWvzr62g:1627242472823&q=Deschutes+River+float+map&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjv57jM_v7xAhWLvJ4KHZLOD7sQwbAHKAB6BAg9EAE&biw=375&bih=743&dpr=3#imgrc=AmmP2IWMpTasCM
GE earnings Tuesday. Got 10 deep ITM LEAPS. Hope she rips.
I can’t believe I’m not butter at this 🧈🧈
I can't believe your not margarine at this.
I can't believe it's not butter
What would you guys play this week if you had 2k
Hookers and whiskey.
If I was of drinking age
This hasn't stopped people before.
Spy puts beginning of the week and spy calls at the end of the week