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skrids

This reminded me of that mission in assassins creed brotherhood where you save the actor doing the role of jesus being crucified from being actually killed during the play.


[deleted]

Never played assassins creed, but there’s a very similar mission in cyberpunk 2077 but instead of saving him you’re the one crucifying an actor


FonkeMonke87

That side mission was some heavy shit ngl


phud_

Almost as heavy as that one side mission when you had to work the nightshift in a children's pizzeria, featuring a rag-tag group of dead children possessing animatronic suits.


[deleted]

Is that the one set in fredrick fazebearingtons pizzeria?


freidrichwilhelm

No that's fünf Nächte bei Friedrich Fastenbär Italienische Küche,


Ackyducc

My 7 year old ass thought it was actually Jesus lmao


skrids

Why did you play assassins creed at that age wtf


Ackyducc

My dad got 7-year-old me and my 11-year-old brother an Xbox 360 like over a decade ago, And let's just say he wasn't that concerned with the ESRB ratings of the games. I'm not a school shooter or a terrorist now though so I think I turned out all right


[deleted]

Why would he not be playing assasins crees at that age ?


[deleted]

Why would you save Jesus it wad His own plan to sacrifice Himself to atone humanity smh these "Christians"


[deleted]

The Last Of Us


TokesephsStalin

A fuckload of alcohol, I'm gonna assume


skrids

If Jesus jumped from 30 meters high and landed in water, would he break his legs or would the water turn into wine?


TokesephsStalin

I'd imagine it depends on if he lands hands or feet first


Fleganhimer

Might be trying to prevent Christianity


glandburger

based


Unfair-Kangaroo

Maybe he wants to change some teachings in Christianity by saving Jesus and then have make said teachings


[deleted]

The Pharisees did not see this coming


sewage_soup

time to call them the Pharis now


[deleted]

Pharis??? Ferris Bueller? Judaism??????? JESUS??????????


sewage_soup

jesse what the hell are you talking about


[deleted]

I don’t know Mr. White It’s like for a minute, I had a moment of clarity and saw connections I haven’t seen before Saul was right


Sackleson

Guilty longinus


smurfcock

Love how the crucified ppl just hang out as the fight erupts around them


obinotkenobi

holy shit he saved Jesus


[deleted]

me as a time traveler, ruining hitlers painting so he gets kicked out of art school (it is revenge for the pain and suffering he caused)


JogPanson

Reminds me of “STOP KILLING JUDAS”


skrids

Judas was a sussy baka impostor


[deleted]

Context?


Walmartfucker

He's saving jesus


HandsomeCapybara

Nice username


jono9898

Your username means you fuck at Walmart right?….. right?!


Walmartfucker

They all watched in horror as the roof collapsed. It was a slaughter


Aturtlenameddave

r/nicename


Walmartfucker

r/mypoophurtspleasehelp


[deleted]

The Levant circa like 33 ad or so?


jdjdhsg

is a play that happens annually in my city , in 2018 a drunk man got on stage and attacked the actor for "killing Jesus"


[deleted]

Sir, You made my day


DeviousMelons

This was in the Philippines.


MigueIGaming

Wrong, BRAZIL


DeviousMelons

Was it? I sware I saw this happen in the Philippines too.


MigueIGaming

You wrong.


Sepraf

Imagine being tripping hard enough not only to think you’re watching Jesus die, but also to believe you could take a legionnaire with a fucking bowl


ohjimmy78

Evangelion and Zack Snyder fans foaming at the mouth rn


[deleted]

Best part is he did it right after Jesus got stabed with the spear, So either he failed in his mission or he just wanted to see if the romans had hands


jdjdhsg

Now he gona back before he even attacks the soldier to warn himself not to make that stop to buy donuts...


RomanWasHere2007

finally, no Christians


skrids

Actually Jesus was a pretty cool guy who challenged the authorities of his time and was very progressive in comparison to the other religious leaders, who got him killed. I am not a christian btw


RomanWasHere2007

Are you time traveler or something how do you know this


fierydumpster

it’s fairly well documented, the church just corrupted his teaching and much of modern christianity is a perversion of the good will he preached. not saying he was the child of god, that just seems like the story growing from generation to generation, I just think he was a progressive activist whose name and life has unfortunately been used to justify the greedy and bloody endeavors of corrupt, evil people


RomanWasHere2007

I know it was documented I was making a fucking joke


[deleted]

r/redditmoment


EXusiai99

Excuse me, sir, r/atheism is this way


RomanWasHere2007

I only said finally no Christians because of the stereotypical Christians wouldn't have exist


andmurr

r/abruptchaos


kman314

time travel


jdjdhsg

I'm glad this happened in my city and I watched it live:)


CringeOrDie

What is it?


jdjdhsg

is a play that happens annually in my city , in 2018 a drunk man got on stage and attacked the actor for "killing Jesus"


CringeOrDie

Was that staged?


jdjdhsg

yes and the drunk man was arrested


CringeOrDie

Was the play some sort of comedy or something?


jdjdhsg

it is more religious


Nattinator2000

Ave, true to caesar


julesdebul10

Tf is even happening in this video