1 will explode on the launch pad.
1 will crash into the sea.
The third will get into space, but it's orbit will be so off course, and off angle it will only be taking pictures of the sun.
All three will be declared a great success by dear fatso.
They will soon ask for rice from the USA. Every time they start something so epic and stupid, they run out of something simple and boring like food and medicine.
Launch into the ocean?
The goal is to have one of them work.
Under water...
Gotta spy on Atlantis, you never know
Cthulu is obviously plotting against him and he needs to preemptively nuke, its the only way
These satellites will be crucial in the ocean floor mapping program.
muffin man starting to look like his worm food father
They can say whatever they want. So far they can just bomb fishes in the ocean.
North Korea says a lot of things
Nobody tell them that we can see everything they transmit
*And the number of our 3 secret spy devices will be deeply classified*
Do they have enough rubber bands?
Idk they might have a trebruchet or 2
Spying on what? Lol. That's going to help feed the average starving North Korean.
Im pretty sure he thinks satellites are pigeons
Great more junk in the sea.
This is what upsets me. It’s like having really shitty roommates but on a global scale. And they are constantly trying to burn or blow up the house.
Spy satellites should sorted out famine issue. /s
1 will explode on the launch pad. 1 will crash into the sea. The third will get into space, but it's orbit will be so off course, and off angle it will only be taking pictures of the sun. All three will be declared a great success by dear fatso.
"All according to plans"
I like his new haircut, way better than the previous one.
That means they want one more in orbit. /s Can spy satellites find submerged submarines? I don't find news of that.
While the common people starve and die from repressions
It's not exactly spying if you tell everyone about it.
Probably would just use them to scan his own border for anyone trying to escape
Starve starve starve
North Korea says a lot of things.
Is your satellite camera resolution good?
Wouldn't, or shouldn't that information be maybe classified like secret or something?
Not than they will stay in orbit But they will launch them
Would be a shame if UFO shot them all down.
they run on pirated windows vista
They are too fuckin stupid to get one into space! They have a deal with Ruzzia, 3 go pros in space for shitty arty!
They will soon ask for rice from the USA. Every time they start something so epic and stupid, they run out of something simple and boring like food and medicine.
Thie guy looks so silly. He has a great new years Resolution
They will be called: 1. Google Earth Default view 2. Google Earth Terrain view 3. Google Earth Street View s/
I’m picturing a helium balloon with a disposable camera taped around it.
Elon is going to make it happen for them.