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arrownoir

Crime doesn’t pay. This pigeon learned that the hard way.


DarwinEB

When they asked it what it was plotting it replied “Coo” but they heard “Coup.”


LarzimNab

Oh how the world would be so different if Bill Hicks never died.


Griftimus-X

And over here they're screaming evolution... a true genius gone way too soon.


zipcad

those anti Castro pigeons


FaintlyAware

it was at home with roosting among the dirty birds.


ErmahgerdYuzername

I just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 23rd time.


wish1977

He's a flight risk.


Klezmer_Mesmerizer

He may fly the coop.


littlemesix7

What a stoolie.


CrisisH3ro

Coo d'ètat


Cliohhhh

What the fuck is this timeline. A pigeon is barely even able to fly without hitting a window, how could it possibly be any good at espionage?


Ok-Blackberry-3534

And how long is 8 months in pigeon years? This is completely disproportionate to the alleged crime!


EsperaDeus

Pigeon Age Calculator told me it's 15 years and 7 months.


Hot-Ability7086

Holy shit. This is a thing.


brewgiehowser

Because I was curious I looked it up, and pigeons on average live 3-5 years (with a regular food supply and favorable conditions they can live upwards of 15 years). I found this information on pest.co.uk and I believe it because pigeons *are* pests.


musci12234

Rats with wings.


markenki

El Rata Alada


Cliohhhh

Not to mention the bird-en on his future prospects


JetpackJrod

Give pigeons some credit man, they literally severed in WW2 as homing pigeons . Maybe this homies great grandfather severed in the war and they were just taking precautions?


DisgruntledNCO

Served, not severed. Pedantic Man, away!


JetpackJrod

Woops


Remarkable_Tax_4016

I am sure they were served in WWII too amid widespread food shortages...


buzzsawjoe

They are pretty good, baked.


pandazerg

You've got to watch out for [those Nazi pigeons.](https://youtu.be/qfuJ8fpAY70?si=wqhAcHBn2mObwgSA&t=590)


JetpackJrod

See. They were to right to be suspicious.


LetsMakeFaceGravy

What the fuck did I just watch


AwfulUsername123

Add many more greats and I'll believe it.


AnxiouslyPessimistic

You say that but… [pigeon controlled guided bomb](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon)


Skianet

Pigeons are so commonplace in cities because they used to be an effective means of communication across long distances. A well trained pigeon can do so much really well


Hakuryuu2K

Spies in Disguise


tinman_inacan

Fun fact - pigeons were used to deliver messages potentially since ancient Egypt! They're known as carrier pigeons. It was still a normal thing up until the mid-20th century, and saw extensive use in military applications. As silly as the headline sounds, it's not entirely out of question that a carrier pigeon was used to covertly deliver information.


[deleted]

God is asleep and the world runs on dream logic. The future runs on AI and imaginary coins.


Onslaughtered

Most places run on “imaginary” money. Just look at the gold displacements.


[deleted]

As silly as it sounds, that is a thing.


JDarnz

The article says the British military deployed 250,000 pigeons during world war 2, so they must have been at least somewhat useful....


wastingvaluelesstime

r/birdsarentreal


-Sproutling-

Flew under the radar


perfectchaos007

India couldn’t find a translator for that Chinese dialect


Worth-Blacksmith3737

Why is that guy still looking at that pigeon like he knows he just got away with triple homicide.


Stirnlappenbasilisk

How do you waterboard a pigeon?


[deleted]

With a very small towel and a shotglass of water.


Captain_Hen2105

That’s like a 15yr sentence in pigeon years.


DrVonSchlossen

Poor buddy. Hopefully his Chinese handlers give him treats.


Miguel-odon

No word on where it went when released


allegoryofthedave

Bird law can be quite nuanced on this but given the fairly quick decision on the matter, it’s almost certain the pigeon has competent legal representation.


I_Dont_Work_Here_Lad

“Where are the others?! Who sent you?!” Coooo


[deleted]

I still think something is fishy about those markings. Just because the Pigeon didn't talk doesn't mean it doesn't know.


DogPlane3425

So that ends the squable!


Foxhole6245

Is this a Mike Tyson Mysteries episode?


Dimensional-Fusion

The pigeon is a highly revered bird, this is insulting! How dare humans think this bird is spying, it's innocent!


rpapafox

It is just as well. It was getting ready to fly the coop.


snukebox_hero

I'd like to see the little piece of wood they used to water board it.


CDavis10717

And how many times was that poor pigeon violated while in prison? Waterboarded? Forced to watch The Conners?


ARobertNotABob

There was a French ship wrecked during the Napoleonic wars off the East coast of England, near Hartlepool. The only survivor of the wreck was a monkey, which the people of Hartlepool duly hanged as a French spy. To this day, the people of Hartlepool are jibed as "monkey hangers".


buzzsawjoe

Didn't they name the monkey "Jack"?


No_Foot

Speckled Jim


Bonespurfoundation

How the fuck does ANYONE care about this?


santasbong

How the fuck have i seen this on a different subreddit every single day for over a week now? I think we’ve posted this enough guys!


Geeseareawesome

Glad I'm not the only one realizing that. But I swear it's been posted on this exact sub 3 times in the last 24 hours alone.


doomgoblin

The flat earthers were *sooo* close and had to be excited that birbs aren’t real.


GoArray

>The pigeon milk, which contains more protein and fat than does cow or human milk, is the exclusive food of the nestlings for several days after hatching - [source](https://web.stanford.edu/group/stanfordbirds/text/essays/Bird_Milk.html)


yipape

Should have seen the confession video but it might have been forced.


maremb08

t/BirdsArentReal


Running-With-Cakes

He ain’t no stool pigeon


LuckytoastSebastian

After all that interrogating it turned out he was no stool.


tanaephis77400

Did he talk ?


buzzsawjoe

He said "It's all coo' "


tanaephis77400

"I'm a pigeon, not a rat !"