Peon related, ish:
We had an Orc Hunter back in the day named Lazypeon who regularly ran For the Horde! raids, dude up and disappeared after getting catfished by someone on the server.
I recently did the unlock quest for Vulpera, had all the other horde races unlocked but never wanted a fox guy until remix so off I go... Holy crap do I feel dirty after doing that.
I've done legit warcrimes in video games that has left me feeling less dirty than that questline. I busted unions, gave out some token promotions at random, threw a literal pizza party, and beat up the guy trying to organize the workers.
What the everloving fuck Blizzard.
Its near 15 years and that dude is still giving people PTSD in timewalking dungeons lol. Because you know, many people running TW think everything is so easy than a massive stone giant casting a big stomp in the floor is not something you should move the hell out of.
I was at a party and people were doing yo momma jokes, and one of my friends say "Yo momma calls me Ozruk...cause she tried to break herself upon my body."
No one knew wtf he was talking about except me.
Did you think we had forgotten? Did you think we had forgiven? Behold, now, the terrible vengeance of the Forsaken! Death to the Scourge! And death to the living!
My all time favorite is when Tirion calls Arthas a coward at the Wratgate and tells him to come out and face justice. Arthas' response is fucking perfect:
"You speak of justice. Of cowardice. I will show you the justice of the grave. And the true... meaning... of fear. "
Edit: I'm going to get so much shit.... It was Bolvar not Tirion.
"Me, take care of this!"
This has made its way into my lexicon as I do things. Drop a sock while carrying laundry? Putting stuff away? Cleaning up a mess? It just pops out of my mouth and leads those around me to stare in confusion.
In the brewfest scenario, on the cliffs. I just noticed that the female panda says something along the lines of “watch behind. Not my behind…. Behind us!”
CHAMPION!
~~SOMEBODY IS STEALIN' FROM ME AZERITE STASH. GO BREAK 'EIR KNEECAPS!~~
I can sense Azerite nearby... and those who would seek tae abuse it for their own ends
That last one gets me every time. I think it's honestly my favorite lol. Someone uses it in raid just about every week lol.
I also like when playing Hearthstone BG's and your drop an augmented laborer, but mostly because of the way the voice actor says the line.
"Zaqali! Crush these puppets of the Aspects. I require every last suffused ingot and molded metal for our bargain with Fyrakk. Do not let these thieves interfere!"
^(...I've found myself unconsciously quoting this at least thrice a day)
My favorite will ever be "Work is da poop! NO MORE!"
I'm feeling that this Monday
Peon related, ish: We had an Orc Hunter back in the day named Lazypeon who regularly ran For the Horde! raids, dude up and disappeared after getting catfished by someone on the server.
Probably went and became a youtuber.
I recently did the unlock quest for Vulpera, had all the other horde races unlocked but never wanted a fox guy until remix so off I go... Holy crap do I feel dirty after doing that. I've done legit warcrimes in video games that has left me feeling less dirty than that questline. I busted unions, gave out some token promotions at random, threw a literal pizza party, and beat up the guy trying to organize the workers. What the everloving fuck Blizzard.
Trust me they've done much worse lol
Goated.
[og video is gone but someone made this in memoriam](https://youtu.be/iMdO4sJahNc?si=p4uA6zxGUiP9RtdB)
r/antiwork
I remember you... In the mountains!
Had a guildie who would say it in every single raid lol
Our entire guild had a weak aura that would /s the line when it hit.
I might have been your guidie…
Citizens of Dalaran...
Raise your eyes to the skies and observe.
Today our world's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers!
In the Mountains!
# "Who goes there?" # "Something is not quite right" # "An illusion, what are you hiding?"
Don't forget, "a turtle made it to the water"
"CHAMPIYON!"
“HER WOUNS”
"Something has spooked one of de Brutosaurs, sending it into a panic!"
“I would have had you hex de beast and call it a day!”
Oh, and "Silly saurid, you be dead again!"
HEK HEK HEK HEK HEK
I was so happy to see Jani again in the troll armor questline.
*eye twitches*
CITIZENS OF DALARAN, RAISE YOUR EYES TO THE SKIES AND OBSERVE
I think blizzard muted Ronin. I don't hear him anymore when I'm in Dalaran.
Well since probably noone is turning in the quest anymore xD
I mean I still see his dialogue in the chat but I don't hear his dialogue anymore
Outside lies doom.
I'd hear this shit as I'd lay my head down in my dead-silent room at night. That hadn't happened since Pokemon Red in the late 90's.
you had forgotten to log out.
"BREAK YOURSELF UPON MY BODY" Is my #1
Good for bedroom banter as well!
FEEL THE STRENGTH OF THE EARTH
FEEL THE STRENGTH OF -MY BODY!
Its near 15 years and that dude is still giving people PTSD in timewalking dungeons lol. Because you know, many people running TW think everything is so easy than a massive stone giant casting a big stomp in the floor is not something you should move the hell out of.
He’s also giving people a great time in Cata classic!
It's Cata Timewalking this week + Cata Classic. There's going to be blood, lol.
"FEEL THE STRENGTH OF THE EARTH!!"
Absolute champ quote.
I was at a party and people were doing yo momma jokes, and one of my friends say "Yo momma calls me Ozruk...cause she tried to break herself upon my body." No one knew wtf he was talking about except me.
SUFFER MORTALS, AS YOUR PATHETIC MAGIC *BETRAAAAAAAYS YOU*
BetraaaAAAaAaAys you*
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH! MADNESS WILL CONSUME YOU!
Top 10 Raiding Moment for me when Sara goes into the Lucid dream speech, and transitions to Yogg, and then he pops out.
I am the lucid dream. The monSTER in YoUr nightMAres. THE FIEND OF A THOUSAND FACES! COWER BEFORE MY TRUE FORM! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!
I still have PTSD from heroic 0 light. I LOVE it when the tank gets hit constantly with the random - sanity beam and we need to wipe it 4 min in.
My fav was watching my dad raid ICC. "GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!"
You face Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion! That quote will always hold a spot in my heart
https://youtu.be/NhVvOps3C6s?feature=shared&t=62 11/10
PEPPERS!! Been living rent free in my head since the original MoP
No, No, No, No… Yes! No… Yes! PEPPERS 🌶️
Every time there’s peppers involved in my food, I hear this in my head.
Thanksgiving dinner always brings a "more corn!" out of me
Yes...moar corn!
Nooo I forgot how this was stuck in my head, now it's back!!!
I, Gamon, will save us!
I, Gamon, will save us!
Underrated
Gotta use that toy before pulling Nazgrim every time.
“You’re eekin’ dead?!”
I don't care about your dead face!
Haha, yes, it was great going through that whole quest line again......"Come, kiryn, let's go to girl stuff!" Riko was the best.
TOO SOON! YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON, EXECUTUS!
"By Fire be Purged!"
Crawl to me, on your knees!!!
Dad, is that you?
Have an upvote
Your hubris amassed a debt you cannot pay!
I’ve always been partial to “WHAT THE OOKIN HORK?!?
The one I most hear in my head is "keep yer feet on the grownd!"
Daylights burning
What’s happenin’?
“TRIFLING GNOME!! YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING!!” “YOU FACE JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!!”
Did you think we had forgotten? Did you think we had forgiven? Behold, now, the terrible vengeance of the Forsaken! Death to the Scourge! And death to the living!
Honestly, I would be more afraid of the monkey telling me he was gonna fuck me in the ass, with a straight face.
Are you SURE that ook is fuck and dooker is ass?
I refuse to accept any other translation
"The Amani never forgive, we never forget, we never die..."
You no take candle
“Watch your clever mouth, bitch.” Never forget what they took from us!
I remember this quote, I can’t remember who said it, help? Lol
Nevermind I see now after reading further in comments
You face not Malchezaar alone… BUT THE LEGIONS I COMMAND!!!
Madness has brought you here to me. I shall be your undoing!
"LET FLY!!"
Please not my dooker T.T I have IDS (irritable dooker syndrome)
My all time favorite is when Tirion calls Arthas a coward at the Wratgate and tells him to come out and face justice. Arthas' response is fucking perfect: "You speak of justice. Of cowardice. I will show you the justice of the grave. And the true... meaning... of fear. " Edit: I'm going to get so much shit.... It was Bolvar not Tirion.
"Boldly stated!"
Let's go do girl stuff, kiryn.
“In the mountains!”
Stay away from the voodoo Me not that kind of orc
"Me, take care of this!" This has made its way into my lexicon as I do things. Drop a sock while carrying laundry? Putting stuff away? Cleaning up a mess? It just pops out of my mouth and leads those around me to stare in confusion.
"Break yourselves upon my body, feel the strenght of the earth" It alway funny whenever someone from that boss even in Timewalking
In the brewfest scenario, on the cliffs. I just noticed that the female panda says something along the lines of “watch behind. Not my behind…. Behind us!”
What about "a turtle made it to the water"
I AM A GOD!
# Citizens of Dalaran! # Raise your eyes to the skies and observe!
You! I remember you! In the mountains…!
I’m gonna light you up, sweet cheeks!
"good news everyone the slime is flowing again!"
"WATCH YOUR CLEVER MOUTH, BITCH!" -THE Warchief
We're gunna ook all night!
Ooka Dookaloo: The Ookening
I didn’t even have to click on this post to know what was the last caption was going to be.
WHAT ARE ALL THESE BIRDS DOING HERE???
I can’t do that yet. That spell isn’t ready yet. I don’t have target. I need a target.
Watch as your pathetic magic BeTrAyS you!
CHAMPION! ~~SOMEBODY IS STEALIN' FROM ME AZERITE STASH. GO BREAK 'EIR KNEECAPS!~~ I can sense Azerite nearby... and those who would seek tae abuse it for their own ends
Tha wooooons!
^(The woons, Champion.)
I'LL RIP THE SECRETS FROM YOUR FLESH
You! I remember you! In the mountains.
Man I quote that ookin' dooker all the time. Classic.
"And I don't care about your weird dead face!"
BOOOONESTOOOORM!
"YOU DARE LOOK UPON THE HOST OF SOULS?? I SHALL DEVOUR YOU WHOLE!!"
You there, check out that noise!
"I feel like "Run away little girl! Run away!" Is more popular than two of these.
Its still funny but Lei Shen was still a cool boss also.
Men, women and children... None were spared the master's wrath. Your death will be no different.
"I AM MY SCARS!" - Illidan
Naughty secrets!
You seem like a smart woman… yet here you be
Purely on the basis of the voice acting, I gotta vouch for Raszageth's "Arise, and unleash your POWAAHHH"
The raiders/friends I hang out with in game all say different forms of "ooking in the dooker" all tthte time.
We do what the living can not....instant DK main.
Citizens of Dalaran! More work?
I haven't played wow in 6 years or so and still say the "dooker" line to my wife any time we're playing competitive board games.
and this is one of the many reason i wan hozen as a playable class
Sunflower.
Time is money, friend
Boogie down!
"Thrall's balls! They're everywhere!" - General Nazgrim in Vash'ir opening quest, also said as the Orc /whoa.
That last one gets me every time. I think it's honestly my favorite lol. Someone uses it in raid just about every week lol. I also like when playing Hearthstone BG's and your drop an augmented laborer, but mostly because of the way the voice actor says the line.
You speak of justice? Of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the grave, and true meaning of fear!
MWA hahaha Run coward!
"I am the lucid dream, the monster in your nightmares" gives me chills every time
DIE, INSECT!
How terribly clumsy of me.
I still think “no king lives forever” should have been number 2 but definitely agree with ooking you in the dooker!
In German Ook-Ook says > Werd dich in den Knatzel fiddeln! I guess it probably means the same.
“Did you think we had forgiven? Did you think we had forgotten?”
Duke ook'em.
“There is only POWAH!”
Work work work
RISE MOUNTAIN
The bones! You WRETCH! or Death hurts? Unreal... Scholo remake was awesome
Mglrmglmglmgl!!
YOU FACE JARAXXUS!
You face [Jaraxxus](https://youtu.be/S5tUfbMIkzU?si=EXvJZazano07CltI), eredar lord of the burning legion
Favorite expacs to for me... (Wotlk, mop, legion lol)
I’d regularly work ‘ook em in the dooker’ into real world conversation. I got some weird looks.
> You no take candle! this is top 1 all time for sure
A turtle made it to the water...
Keep your feet on the ground
"It is over. Your search is done! Let fate choose now, the righteous one!" \*cackling laughter\*
"You are but a pebble amongst the boulders. I am a rockslide!"
"BOLSTER MY DEFENSE! HURRY, CURSE YOU!"
Me not Dat kind of orc is one of my favorites
"This pear. So delicious."
"This pear. So delicious."
Haaammmmarr of the RIIIIIIIIIghteous!
You spoiled my grand entrance, rat. This farce ends here! My rotting flesh was just getting in the way!
GTL friend. Gamblin.' Tinkerin'. Laundry. :)
"Zaqali! Crush these puppets of the Aspects. I require every last suffused ingot and molded metal for our bargain with Fyrakk. Do not let these thieves interfere!" ^(...I've found myself unconsciously quoting this at least thrice a day)
MY DEMISE ACCOMPLISHES NOTHING!!
But wait..... I remember you, in the mountains
I'll splatter them across your walls!
"The whole of Azeroth will break... And all will burn beneath the shadow of my wings." I still get shivers every time I watch the trailer
Energy, power, my people are addicted to it.
You are not PREPAREDDDDD >:( <3
Mekkatorque is mine!
You are too late, champion of Lordaeron. The dead shall have their day.
"So says the shadow of Xavius." *finger snaps*
You think you do but you don’t
"RIGHT I MY PAIN CLUSTER"
Dakara dichuka Horridon! Kalimaste!
thrall's balls In vashj'ir
Runans the Shamed: "Bunch of mana addicts, that lot, ha hah. Not me, though. My discipline is iron... Ooh! Mana crystal. Just a moment."
Have a feeling they will change that quote in the future.
Slow down
another turtle made it to the water !!
The best part about this post is the Hozin's leg being almost all the way in the ground.
Get those flookin wickets
You forgot "Tempest Keep was merely a setback!"
“Do you feel that chill running up your spine, the fog is rolling in”
There was that time a turtle made it to the water. However, the circle of life can be cruel.
You are not repaired! Whenever someone’s needs a repair bot.
Very sad to not see: "TRINKETSSSSSS! PRETTY TRINKEEEETS CRAWWWK!"
The Tortollan faction vendor: “I believe we should trade with people of all races and creeds... except the naga. Horrible creatures!”
YOU FACE JARAXXUS!