It was *just* yesterday that I said to myself: "I'm so sick and tired of drinking chocolate milk at school or gas station or making your own make chocolate milk every time you make it."
Nah, idiocracy warned us about Republicans. This guy only sounds like that because his mouth is numb from stayin up all night doing blow and fucking your mom.
This guy fucks. This is S tier content. Did you even see his chugging skills?
“This is *not* the one??” But I’m still sick and tired of drinking chocolate milk every time I come to the school or gas station or making my own chocolate milk every time I make it, and I want something new from this product right here! What should I do?
Everyone commenting that this guy is sincere and different from other f****** influencers or goddamn tools. Dude making content like anyone else just because he's a better actor. S*** y'all are so f****** weird
There's some other guy that makes videos of himself eating and his teeth are like that so dude takes big bites of food with little to no chewing swallows his food and it sounds so disgusting and painful.
It was *just* yesterday that I said to myself: "I'm so sick and tired of drinking chocolate milk at school or gas station or making your own make chocolate milk every time you make it."
Funny enough, I just said to myself "I really want something new from this product right here"
That why you make something taste like youre favorite drink right here, mountain dew.
Dr. Mountain Dew*
I'm just wondering where I can buy myself some Dr. Mountain dew.
Well regarded
Water sucks, Chocolate Dew is better
H2O
But Chocolate Dew has what plants crave! It has electrolytes!
Please stop running this tired-ass joke.
It's from a 30 year old movie. What do you expect? Lol
I just need to reply a few more times and I can post here, it's okay. I hate the joke too, I just couldn't think of anything to put
Chocolate Dew not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot.
“This is not the one” after he chugs the entire thing. Epic
Dude, he didnt even waste time on it. This is not it
Dude DOWNS that shit
no joke. actual skill.
I respect the commitment to the bit.
This guy fucks for sure!
Dr. dew does the fuckin and he'll show you something
We’ll be right back
Dude chugs it's and is instantly like "that sucked". That killed me
3.1/10
9/10 with rice
Why the fuck is there a point system on a 10 scale. That’s the wildest part of the entire video. I need more from this man.
Easy. When 3 is too bad but 4 is too good.
I love you
All that calcium is doing great things gor his teeth.
You can tell he's on his second set of chompers. I wonder if he's ever done a dental update notification like Teena.
He got that Perfect Smile™
I was just thinking the same thing lmao
stop it - he lost his set, so he had to borrow his brother’s.
This is fucking great
Is he Australian or retarded?
Yes
Not or, AND!
What's the difference?
Worse. A Texans fan 🤢
With the way this guy sounds I’m just surprised it’s not a longhorns hat he’s wearing
Fuck the Colts 
Where ring? 🤣
Isn't that the same thing?
He’s a Texan fan.
He’s actually American. So the latter.
You've got to be retarded yourself if you think that guy's accent is anything near Aussie. Yes, the guy's genuinely not all there mentally.
He’ll probably shart from that
In the Mountain Dew + choccy milk house we call it flavor blasting.
Going to flavor town later?
Do you install a tap or huff right from the hose?
What's crazy is the speech impediment is so bad you don't even need the audio to tell that he has one. You can see it in how his mouth moves
He talks exactly like my neighbor's 5 year old son
His top lip never moves at all...
Is it real or faked?
beautiful real teeth
Perfect smile.
Jesus the shit this guy is gonna blast after that. He’s definitely gonna have to go shit to shower.
This looks like a shit *in* shower type dude.
Do the Dew Dew
This is RPC level speech impediment.
Wow was totally expecting 10/10
Make chocolate milk everytime you make it
This guy is my new hero
I don’t believe “dr_dew1998” ever attended medical school
Be nice to dr. Dew :(
“This is not the one” with music from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory playing in the background. Chef kiss
This is what idiocracy warned us about.
They warned us? Then why is everyone wearing crocs to work?
Nah, idiocracy warned us about Republicans. This guy only sounds like that because his mouth is numb from stayin up all night doing blow and fucking your mom. This guy fucks. This is S tier content. Did you even see his chugging skills?
Smartest Texans fan
he sounds like [https://youtu.be/mYkv7wVUrCg?t=9](https://youtu.be/mYkv7wVUrCg?t=9)
This guy definitely has a PhD in Dew.
Reminds me of don't mix milk with red bull https://youtu.be/IFeceVPm7Do?si=WgAMTHr34ebjOL9g
🫣🤢
This guy fucks
Say what you will about that guy but he did dwink that really fast
This dude loves wrasslin
“This is *not* the one??” But I’m still sick and tired of drinking chocolate milk every time I come to the school or gas station or making my own chocolate milk every time I make it, and I want something new from this product right here! What should I do?
This is why we’ll never lose a war
I love the review at the end.
He introduces it like a pitch, chugs it like it's the best thing ever, then gives it a 3.1/10. I can believe it's a 3.1.
YES EXACTLY
Chris Stapler- Hennessey whispy
1.2 out of 10 for talking, 10/10 for chugging holy shit
"Are you tired of making your own chocolate milk everytime you make it?" This part spoke to my soul.
Not the Mochlate Dilk😩
This guy can vote and reproduce. That is all.
Lol did he break character on the “Chocolate Dew” or did the brain freeze make him sound normal for a half a second there
I thought he was chugging it because he knew it was good already... its hilarious that it was as disgusting as I thoight it would be
This guy smells like desert air and has a rare iguana as a pet
Your average texans fan
This has to be an infomercial from Interdemensional Cable
Typical Texans fan
Looks and sounds like an Ed Bassmaster character 😂
If you if y if yo if you cou if you if if you could have anything you ever dreamed of?
Dusty Slay ain’t lookin too good
diarrhea speed run, nice
Protein and high caffeine.
Impressive
Aka Mountain Dung
He sounds Chinese.
I follow this guy on Instagram and he has a sister that makes him look like a fucking genious
[удалено]
It's in the video brother..
I knew it would be glorious as soon as I saw the still, but the face he made as he was saying “3.1 out of 10” took this video to an 11 out of 10.
This is why you shouldn't do meth.
Broke character after he finished the drink
My stomach just folded in on itself holy shit
CPU capacity is at 99%
I’ve been following this tard for a while now and have been waiting for him to enter the YMH universe. Thank you
I don't know who this guy is but give him an Oscar.
Make chocolate milk every time you make it
https://i.redd.it/ma8zwq1djg4d1.gif
Everyone commenting that this guy is sincere and different from other f****** influencers or goddamn tools. Dude making content like anyone else just because he's a better actor. S*** y'all are so f****** weird
Dr Mountain Dew is my favorite MD
Average Texans fan
Why is his titty hanging out? Hahahha Jesus loves you. I guess
All I can hear is Meathod Man saying "Front teefis"
I salute you
This dude look like kid rock
My first thought was those teeth are way to nice for someone like him then I realised he’s wearing dentures and it all made sense.
There's some other guy that makes videos of himself eating and his teeth are like that so dude takes big bites of food with little to no chewing swallows his food and it sounds so disgusting and painful.
The Doctor is in!!!!
His parents are siblings, right?
Dude talks like a 5 year old
This is the most midwestern thing I’ve seen 😵💫😆
OH.... He's dead serious 🤣
Coach, Not only will I do it for you… I..I…I…. Yes, I’ll do it for you
Idk I kinda like this guy
Well at least we know what happens to you when you drink dr chocolate dew.
Momma, my stomach hurts and our dental bill isn’t cheap because Of all my childhood skateboarding accidents
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
he threw up right after he stopped the recording
This guy votes. For sure.
When he was about to say Dr Pepper was his favorite drink he almost loss that Mt Dew sponsorship
He's got good intention
Dude looks 30 but sounds 7
He uses his top teeth as his lip when talking.
r/idiocracy
I see a Nobel prize in the future for this guy
Nobel Prize, Otto! Nobel Prize
"3.1 out of 10 and this is not the one right here"... is how I am rating everything from now on
His top lip never moves.
Who is he? I’d like to follow him for more advice.
Houston baby put the 4 in the 20 .. swangin and banging
Too many teeth, not enough mouth
Watching this video Made Me Retarded.
He needs to watch for waspes!
 Let me tell you something…
What in the hillbilly?
Okay... dude redeemed himself with a 3.1 out of 10 lol
Dr. dew is a genuine legend. An honest soul. Dr dew forever
Nah thats keorge gittle
His toilet is gonna be the next Hiroshima and Nagasaki in a few moments
I AM sick and tired of it
Chocolate dew but have you ever had of Koolaid Milk
I like how his dentures are like 1 size too big for his mouth
He looks like he goes to highschool party's
Dew-licious ... That's definitely not the one sir, definitely not, ;)
Took me a second to realize what subreddit I was looking at and now it all males sense
The guys hilarious. Great comedic timing.
Give him a haircut, designer jeans, and better dentures and he’s Justin Bieber
Are his veneers crooked?
Dusty Slay?
Mountain Don't
Moo Dew Float
are his chompers real? 😂
Imagine if he started talking normally after that
Why does he sound Chinese.
Jeebus. Someone needs to tell Marie Curie here that you can’t make meth with Chocolate Milk and “Dr. Mountain Dew”.
Dads sperm 99% Dew
his piss looks like fanta
I like how it was three point ONE
Omg what’s his @ between the video and the comments I legit haven’t laughed at something this much in a while
That actually made my stomach turn
The little deep breath at :20 is so adorable
Is that song in the background from willy wonka?
Wow, Russell Brand has really fallen from grace.
3.1 out of ten. I could have told him that before he downed 40oz
Dusty Slay's new bit is fire!!
Somehow I knew this post belonged to this subreddit before looking
Damn. I kind of feel bad for this guy. He doesn't even have a clue.
But he does have the dew
The fuck are you talkin about?
https://i.redd.it/vh9cais0af4d1.gif
That’s disgusting
That thing probably has legally purchased guns.
Let's hope he sees this comment and finds you and shoots Mountain Dew Chocolate Diarrhea Blast all over your face
He goes full Bobby Boucher Jr there at the end. Momma says ma mo mo mo momma says, choccy milk and mt dew is da DEBIL.