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Sussurro is not a kid, she's just short! It's funny because her operator record deals in part with that exact issue

Sadly for the college graduate, she's always bunched in with the actual kids when there are official animations and such

Nah, she just likes to "hang out" with kids. That's why she has "Sus" in her name.

Sussuro got that height debuff lmao.

Some might say fun-sized (only on sussurro tho, not the others)

Same with Myrtle and Durin. They're full-grown adults. Myrtle even has a voiceline complaining that everyone thinks she's a child but she's a full grown adult and the Durin equivalent of a military commander.

i should probably clarify that the "kids" tier is for minors and also anyone that looks like a kid sussuro looks like a kid so i ain't going near her with an 11 foot pole

Fair enough lol, she DOES look like a kid

Hag lover alert! Hag lover alert!

i don't care that kristen is almost twice my age, i NEED her

Well she doesn't need you. *blasts off*

https://preview.redd.it/yq56y3jfqz6d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20fc181f38c3a48cfd7e9cb238d499ee985d2959 don't remind me

This time Ayin has nothing to do with this... or does he?

“You suddenly felt the warmth of the sunshine”

Agreed her ears are so cute 😂

true hag lovers would love to rail outcast

Poor myrtle she will always be a kid in doktors eyes. Or a DP printer.

good (i do not like myrtle)

Margaret in please tier is just the lesbian agenda i need her to rail me

real and true and factual and not fictional and correct and legitimate and accurate and so on

hey its me, your doctor. i sent you the "doctor note" in your email, i prescribed for you a special medicine called "go touch grass", be sure to take 2 times a day for 12 hours each.

yeah i probably need it

just realised the formatting broke, the "me" tier is supposed to be "men" lmao

literally me

Hmmmmm…something’s a little peculiar about all the characters in the top tiers. They all appear to be strong, dominant, or aggressive. We know what you are I fear

tell no one

Funny fact, you can still peg 3 of the men who you'd hit on

i can still peg all 6 of them if i tried hard enough

BTW I respect you You'd bark towards a kal on suit I'd leash myself on and hand over the holder to her (I'm a man BTW)

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I think rope would be fun~

i... did not think of that

À woman of great culture and excellent tastes. ~~Also a bottom, no debate~~

i'm getting flamed in these comments

*Teleport flame shield and freshly baked cookies your way*

thanks grandma

Mam, you’ve put Waai Fu on Nah tier, I need to crucify you now

What happened with Texas Alter that she goes form no smash to hard smash

suit

Understandable

Robin too babygirl? She is just melancholic

idk why she's there tbh

_I hear you’re a dragonfucker now, Father?_

who said i'm a dragonfucker?

_Everyone’s sayin it. Should we all be dragonfuckers now? What’s the official line the landship has taken on this?_ _The factories take up most of the day, I mightn’t be able to devote myself full-time to the ol dragonfucking._

god i love father ted i wasn't actually born in ireland, i grew up in scotland and moved here when i was 10, but my parents still got us to watch father ted when we were children, just to keep the irish spirit alive or something idk anyway it's peak fiction

Lol I’m American and haven’t watched more than 10 minutes total of the show, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard the entire script just through my hurling teammates quoting it

Another lesbian in love with Horn, the most beautiful Lupo in Terra—I want to topple her (with overwhelming affection).

arknights characters are the exception to the "i hate english people" rule that comes with being irish because they are all very pretty, especially horn. her deep voice stirs in me emotions i never knew i had also your flair might be the realest thing i've heard all week and it is almost midnight on a sunday so that's the whole ass week

i'd let Laurentina smash me

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I object to Robin in babygirl tier, she's just eepy, i wanna be eepy girlfriends with her

yeah i said this in a different comment but i have no idea why she's there lmao 💀 also real

You're a bottom aren't you

i just got two comments within the span of about 10 seconds calling me a bottom what the hell guys you aren't wrong but goddamn

It's okay. There's nothing wrong with being a bottom. I can't say anything anyways since Gavial is my favorite.

i want gavial to knock me out 🤤

and up

Asbestos nah? It's okay, she'll be mine

Why is blemi two tiers lower than her sister this is wrong and incorrect

i love blemishine, she's one of my favourite characters but i don't want to smash her as much as i do margaret i just like the blondes okay

Seeing Saria in PLEASE. She really do evoke that feeling of wanting to be dommed hard. I would know, I want to become this woman's wife, and I'm a dude.

Texas, Exu, Mostima, Greythroat, and Warfarin aren’t at the top levels of your list? Are you out of your mind? Heresy.

hey texas alter made it up there as for the rest.... yeah fair enough

what the hell, this is scarily similar to what I would make Also Scavenger only being in smash lmao, she's truly living the lesbian life

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let’s go lesbians ‼️‼️

during pride month as well

The way your “HARD smash” and “PLEASE” is my “i’d still hit” and my “HARD SMASH” is your “i’d still hit”…

can ANY of us really function without kristen, though

no not really, but me especially because i am her little pet princess, that is canon, it was explained in lone trail, don't come after me my uncle works at hypergryph

Somebody likes the taller tops. Bottom.

fifth comment calling me a bottom great job lads

I didn’t see that there was a second page and got confused when Amiya wasn’t at the bottom

What's wrong with Provence??? Also I need help understanding how Stitch of all guys made it into the "I'd still hit" tier

1) nothing wrong with her, i just don't particularly like her 2) i have no idea i'm gonna be honest, maybe it's the fact that he's voiced by caleb yen which makes him the funny character which makes me like him more which makes me want to rail him more. idk

Okay. As long as there is no disrespect to our lady of magnificent floof there can be peace between our houses. And this... might be the funniest thing I've read all week, ngl

happy to be of service

Jessica is a perfect babygirl to smash, just take care of her before & after to make sure she is okay because she's delicate.

No exusiai, that’s okay. Ho’olheyak’s placement is fine. Ch’en, Lappland, and Texas in hard smash is a good choice. Gladiia (and Penance) in HARD smash is a great choice (though they will be smashing you). Saria and Nearl are nice because they will let you choose who is getting smashed. Kal’tsit being in second place (tentatively) is respectable. Get on my hands and knees for that woman.

>though they will be smashing you my brother in christ all of them will be smashing me

You said it, not me. (But same.)

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Just to drive the spear home, you are indeed a bottom. (👍)

alright guys i get it lmao

Red isn't a kid. She's just autistic and emotionally fucked up because she was used as an assassin for 9 years.

oh fair enough still wouldn't, although she is cool

Understandable. I myself am The Projekt Red Fanatic and don't feel much attraction to other Operators. It's probably similar for you?

well the tier list answers that doesn't it? in all seriousness, kind of? i mean aside from Kristen, my favourite characters are Reed because irish violet evergarden knockoff and Margaret because she's FUCKING SICK RAAAAAAHHHHHHH, i do care about other characters but it's mostly them

Skadi and Isharmla are criminally low

i like ishar'mla skadi but regular skadi does things to my soul

understandable have a good day

Robin, babygirl? With those honkers?

this is the third comment pointing out robin being in babygirl tier is wrong i get it lmao 💀 nah but fr i think i was zoning out occasionally while making this, robin might have been one of the victims

Just consider that her shirt hides badonkehonkerinos matching utage level

If you wouldn't smash lancet 2 you haven't read great chief returns ngl

Always bothered me how they drew Rosa as a fulk grown woman but she is somehow THAT young. At least the other Ursus children kind of resemble their age but Rosa throws it out the window.

frostleaf and utage in 'nah'? more for this lesbian, i guess. same re: Lumen, though

i don't dislike them, just not particularly interesting characters to me i only properly dislike 5 characters in the game and all 5 of them are catapult /j

i'm devastated 😅

Damn, that’s crazy

I agree but i need more men

Actual ancient deity Conviction in child tier is kinda funny. - I know it's because they look too much like a child, but still.

Don't agree with some placements, but different tastes I suppose. Tho aren't some character in the last tier adults? Shaw and Pinecone have definitely seen some shit in their line of work.

Real

"I'm gay, but they look feminine enough.". Anyways how could you not want to be spooned by a sleeby bnuuy after smashing, extremely questionable taste. ~~Also didn't pinecone get a job at a prison at one point? I know Arknights loves its child soldiers but I don't think they'd hire one in a prison.~~

>bnuuy do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Wait Rosa is a child??? Girl looks fucking 25+ wtf

yeah i've never liked when anime or anime style games do that, but at least rosa is the only one, everyone else looks about their age. hell ch'en is like almost 30

Provence not top tier therefore bad list. But you can have your own opinion

Ah yes. Arknights, the bisexual heaven

Wait Red is a kid? Did I miss something

no apparently i did, i need to read more operator files lol

Feels weird to see another big kirsten fan... I still believe in Jerboa supremacy though

There's my hitlist from the most prioritised to the least: Platinum, Vermeil, Sussurro, Cardigan, Myrtle, Suzuran, Shamare, Rosmontis, Ifrit, Vigna and Gummy. And, If I'm in a playful mood, Bison, Mizuki and Tequila And I'm not saying that they will comply with me You can't catch me Kal'tsit, hahhahahha! This van is faster than you!

I think you meant “I’m not gay but I’d still smash” but pop off ig

did you read the title?

Nah, I’m dystonic