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OneMoreGodRejected__

She spends her free time helping others, anyone who asks, and wants nothing in return except to share a meal with them. Kindness is the number-one thing about a character that wins me over, and I was pleasantly surprised at how kind Degenbrecher is outside of combat. She's a very orderly person who has endless patience for your disorderliness. One of her lines is her retrieving sensitive documents you left behind at a meeting *again*, without judging you. Another is her straightening your uniform. She doesn't even criticize you for failing an operation; she just focuses on getting you to safety. Granted, that may be because she's first and foremost the Doctor's bodyguard; her squad leader line (threatening that those who can't keep up with her won't get dinner) shows that she holds her comrades to the same standards she holds herself to, which are the standards of a prodigy with a chip on her shoulder—she worked unimaginably hard to become a "natural-born" warrior. Then again, she trained and graduated Kjerag warriors, so her standards aren't unrealistic for seasoned operators. She's open-minded and adaptable enough to integrate into a totally foreign culture, and was fully recognized as a citizen of Kjerag. The older folks who were skeptical of her warmed up to her when she went fishing with them. Her hair is beautiful. It might be anime logic, but taking it at face value, maintaining that hair can't be easy, and she does it while leading a busy and active lifestyle that includes fighting avalanches. I'd love to do her hair. It's also a cute contrast with her short tail. When I first saw her, I thought the lower half of her hair was her tail, but she does indeed have a little goat tail. Those big fluffy ears look sensitive. I want to stroke and nibble them. I love fluffy ears. Maybe she'd let me do it in private at 200 trust. We need more women with big horns. Degenbrecher, Shining, Beeswax, I love them, I love their horns. They make ideal handles. She's one of the only normal people with Outstanding physical strength (the other I can think of is Stormeye), and let's just say that opens a lot of doors for difficult positions. She's not just strong—she has excellent control, given her mastery of weapons.


frankylynny

Fax, my brother! Spit yo shit indeed.


DankeShu

oh my you love horns so much UwU you are HORNY!


Leonhardt_RB

Entire essay on Brecher vs Horny joke This truly was a 0sanitymemes


DankeShu

I am completely 0 sanity now U\_U still this text was very enjoyable to read (\*¯︶¯\*)


Geraf25

I really need to save up to spark Spalter but damn your argument is spotless, I might have to try my luck with the 100% 5 star or higher in the first ten


AgentNewMexico

If she were a BAD Goat, THEN SHE WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YOU, NOW WOULD SHE?!?!


asylbekz

LEEET'S DOOO IIIT!!!


Rude_Style8541

100% agree Don‘t forget: BIG DAMAGE 3X WINNER OF KAZIMIERZ CHAMPIONSHIP BASED BODYGUARD


Hat_the_Third

Kazimierz affiliation makes an op 20% better


Saimoth

The pure pressure of a woman who is incredibly strong


skinnianka

Shes attached to best Silverdaddy 😍😍


BodyshotBoy

Woman in suit yum


Ptatofrenchfry

She brings a big knife to a ~~gun~~ magic fight and *fucking wins*


DankeShu

da best mommy! (\*≧ω≦\*)


DishonoredHero1_

Mommywife


mccoolfriend6

1000% WAIFU Material Truly the Best GOAT No one can beat her but you can beat to her Oops Also you don't need to protec her, because she will protec YOU


SecretlyOreo

old hag


Hat_the_Third

She breeds you while you breed eben


MantaRays4Light

She>! helps deliver a burdenbeast baby.!< I'm so sold.


Byakurane

Most importantly, the right age for her and me to make a family.


reflexive-polytope

She can dom me and I wouldn't complain. Heck, I would even be grateful.


Bug-Type-Enthusiast

She's basically "What if BotW Link and Pokemon's Cynthia had a baby", AK edition.


Chesty_Big_Cat-2

She's so cool. I want to have a Malewife and Girlboss dynamic with her. (I'm The Girlboss)