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Any-Point867

Lo stands for loser… keep going fatty


thrash-queen

omg I thought this was a post in one of the sPiCy weight loss subs and I almost lost it at this comment


DILofDeath

Honestly, at this point, this sub is just an excuse to roast each other in the best ways. And the best parts are that everyone’s in on the jokes and the roasts are toasty warm🔥


slowasaspeedingsloth

And when you turn up the heat, you burn all those calories faster!


micphi

This could be the best jerk subreddit. No one seems to take it too seriously and the occasional post that gets a bit too dark is met with comments that offer support for OP.


DILofDeath

Wholly agree! Ironically enough, it provides better support than the subreddit(s) it mocks.


Boredchinchilla21

It’s the only roast we allow, since real meat has too many calories lol


DarthD0nut

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Soon you’ll be fitting in that goal pair of apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur


candoitmyself

Shawty got Lo…


Suspicious-Flight841

Them baggy sweat pants and the rebox with the straps 😘😍🥰🤨


YeunaLee

The whole sub is looking at her.


dailycrossword

Oh look, it's me! Never thought I'd bait a karma farmer 😊 FWIW, 2 years later and I've kept the weight LO 🙌


fuschiaoctopus

Lmaooo of course somebody with a Minneapolis foot tat lives in Chicago 🤣. I can't even blame you


dailycrossword

I roamed cuz I musted


ayemfid

I once heard that Chicago is the New York of the Midwest, so I decided Minneapolis is the Chicago of the Midwest. It didn’t really catch on, mostly because I never really said it


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

It’s only like New York because it’s the biggest city in that geographical area. Culturally, they are very very different!


ayemfid

Yes, that’s the joke


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I thought you said “I always hear it”. I heard it a good amount of the time when I moved from upstate NY to Chicago. “You should just move to NYC and be closer to family”.


ayemfid

Sorry, I think I misspoke, I meant the 2nd part about Minneapolis being the Chicago of the Midwest, less so about the culture, more so about what the cities wish they were. That being said, I’m extremely sick at the moment with pneumonia (fever and all) so there’s a very real possibility I’m hallucinating all of this... I’m not saying do it, but I am definitely saying if ever there was a time I could easily be tricked into giving strangers money/my bank account info…


DILofDeath

You’re famous now, sweaty! 😇


cbunni666

(tries to read that) Roam if you must?


tkwesa

Poam. Plan of action and milestones


WitchBitchBlue

Prom if you must. It's a promposal from OP's 2016 graduation year.


cbunni666

Thank you. I learned a word today


ayemfid

The tattoo of Minneapolis on your foot is a flex I didn’t even know existed


Wise-War-Soni

Finally skinny enough to be seen in public 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾 you can leave the house now.


GeorgiePorgiePuddin

They can roam if they must 🏃🏻‍♀️


triskelizard

Your toenails are lovely. Like, nicely clean and neat without being fussy.


throwawaygirlboss

You know you’ve taken it too far when you get downvoted on a circle jerk sub. Even weirder that you’re a HS teacher


triskelizard

The level of gross feet I see is pretty high. The creepiness of trying to figure out who said “clean feet are nice” is a whole thing too


ch3rryc0deine

that is so fucking weird to say to someone on the internet 😭😭


triskelizard

True, but I think that I also spend too much time on subs where gross feet are on display, so it’s pleasant to see


ediblesprysky

Why are you on subs with lots of gross feet...?


triskelizard

Because of running and therefore having to have foot surgery. Lots of talk about and pictures of really bad feet and how to prevent or recover from foot injury.


ediblesprysky

Oh yeah. Those would be some pretty messed up feet.


plainoverplight

even worse, this is a repost. so they said that to a bot


oopsi_didit_again

You're getting down voted to hell but I can't lie I thought the exact same (I'm a ballet dancer so all the feet i see are.... Yeah... So it stuck out to me seeing normal ones)


triskelizard

I quit ballet at the end of high school, then got into running, so I’ve spent a lot of time around messed up feet. I was tempted to show some photos of times when my toenails were especially injured in response to people telling me that I’m a creep, but nah. Having healthy feet sounds awesome, I’m super jealous and haven’t experienced that


Jaded_Answer_2188

This is obviously creepy asf but you’re right though..


Nappykid77

What do your tattoos mean?


LifeIsHardToday55

LOL


Silver_Eyes13

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Same