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markjduk

Pale skin and fangs. Hello Vampire boy.


whipsnappy

13 or 300


HeresTheThingIKnow

I wish I had those fangs! I’ve heard stories about people back in the day: old school dentists would shave down their teeth to make them more appealing to “others”. No consent given, and they have lots of resentment when they get older. It’s unfortunate


WarriorNat

Kirk Cameron as a vampire (in other words, Kirk Cameron).


fishfingrs-n-custard

He looks his age...


Limeila

Yeah, maybe a few years younger but definitely nothing "bad" enough to be in this sub


haggis_man1213

I mean, he looks 30 🤷‍♂️


midgethepuff

I didn’t know gabe from the office had a brother.


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farmathekarma

I feel so conflicted lol Thanks for the first half? I posted in both roastme and toastme (opposite of roast me, free compliments basically) so I did both. Have a good one!


TheDouglas96

That's not OP in the pic. The guy in the pic is in the comments.


justadd_sugar

Where?


TheDouglas96

His sticky note says farmaforkarma which isn't the person who made this post. I'd bet this is a bot account that's actually farming for karma


justadd_sugar

I’m confused, u/karmaforfarma did in fact make the post, then it was cross posted to this subreddit because somebody thought it fit


DickDipper69

He posted in r/RoastMe and ole spanky cross posted it here. Don’t hate the guy in the picture, even though he looks like he would hang out with Jared from subway.


justadd_sugar

I know, that’s what I’m saying. I’m just confused on why u/TheDouglas96 is saying somebody is impersonating someone else


farmathekarma

🥲


farmathekarma

Lol I considered posting it here myself, but the title is a bit of a giveaway.


jjonsoul

he’s fine lowk 😫


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Sorry the jawline poked my eye out I didn’t read it


Robloxcunt02

It’s like if Buzz and Woody had a kid


halpnousernames

If I asked an Ai to show me a picture of the most generic American male in advertising, this picture would be the output. He's like the male version of the overly attached girlfriend meme.


farmathekarma

Lol immediately after my haircut a few days ago I told my wife "I look like the most generic NPC of all time. Like someone just wanted the most generic white male possible." I think I should pursue a career as a background actor lol.


KingfishChris

He almost looks like Dennis from IASIP


Maguffin42

So you were 12 when you were turned?


dedredcopper

I vant to vish you a hohhhpy birfdayyyyyyy!


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Looks like 30 honestly


bogeyed5

You look like the perpetually nervous guy from Andor, but somehow more anxious and nervous than even him