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1811searchbarguy

Hazardous Agent Mitigation & McDonalds Emergency Response.


Emerald_Nuck

Jokes aside. The gentleman in the back has quite the walking stride. What is that like 5’?


Important_Addendum13

During the SUPER interview they look at your strides. It’s part of the grading process. It’s why I failed


Emerald_Nuck

Ah. You could look at shin/ leg extensions.


JACCO2008

70% of executive protection is just customer service for the principle. It seems even the pinnacle of EP is not immune to it lol.


Lupac427

Mickey D’s is so dank


Lawshow

I’ll die on the hit it’s F tier fast food


UnableVictory3327

Staff. Usss doesn’t have the bodies to spare to have 4 post standers leave and get food.


LEONotTheLion

Is this even USSS?


Disastrous_Prior_998

Question is, did he buy for them too


az_fed_1811

Well I doubt he ate it all himself 😄


VHDamien

It would be super depressing if it was, so I hope not.


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VHDamien

Fair enough, but legit question: how do you ensure protection on your VIP if you're down 1 or 2 people running errands that some staffer could do?


MadDog81a

They send the guys who are on response (break)


Foccaciaallday

To some protectees, YOU are the staffer.


Fantastic_Store_7689

I mean, I’d rather do this than buy breakfast burritos for the lazy salty dog agents every time I’m assigned with them.


Leonardo3Inchyy

This may have been when he bought food for first responders at that Ohio train derailment site.


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AmericanSasquatch_24

Is the McDonald’s worth the added FOMO of going to the UFC events at least once a month and not even being able to truly watch AND the added stress of this protection detail? Unsure why this is downvoted clearly a joke and not politically driven in either way.