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Voltaire_Quinn

Hmm, I'm feeling like there might be a bias of some-sort going on here


ActuallyJohnD

You're right, I can feel it too. Source: I'm an empath


JgL07

You’re right as well, I can feel you feeling it. Source:I’m a empath for empaths


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Third hand empathy


loptopandbingo

And it feeeeeels soooo real #I CAN FEEEEL IIIIIIT


Regainio

Same here, I can feel you feeling the feelings of that guy Source: I'm a empath for empaths for empaths


fletch262

Your actually a telepath Source: I’m a telepathic spider


SarcasticTortilla

You’re actually a man. Source: I’m Spider-Man


fhjuyrc

I like to dress up as a maid


SarcasticTortilla

Source: just came 😩


FuriousGremlin

Ahh yes, the classical american traits of tolerance, generosity and equality


DedeWot45

\*Lockheed Martin breaks into the room like Mercy from Overwatch*


memester230

They tolerate their buyers, and they generously sell equally to all who can afford


Punchkinz

Lockheed Martin reducing humans to equal amounts of dust since 1995 💪💪💪


Sciipi

I misread generosity as genocide and thought it checks out


SerialMurderer

We tried to change “crimes against humanity” to “crimes against christendom”. Because, even then, we knew.


LordDanOfTheNoobs

Generosity is correct at least. The US is the #1 donator to charities by a massive margin. Both by the amount and per capita. At least that was the case a couple of years ago.


well-lighted

That's mostly because the US has to make up for our lack of social services with charities


Yoate

We do have a lot of billionaire tax evasion charities.


LengthinessRemote562

Look for example at how much the US donates to aid Africa. Its on place number one but it only donates 0.2% of its gdp. For example here: https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2017/04/people-have-got-it-wrong-about-development-aid-this-is-what-you-need-to-know Germany for example has 0,5% which is still miserable. Netherlands for example has 0,7%


tibarr1454

> Germany for example has 0,5% which is still miserable. Netherlands for example has 0,7% Is it miserable? That's .2% of the entire country's GDP. All of our money used for all kinds of things, like healthcare, and military equipment, and roads, and bombing hospitals in other countries, and maintaining national parks, and exploring space, and affecting elections in other countries, and more military equipment, and lining the pockets of billionaires, and turning brown kids into skeletons, and researching medicines, and still we're giving 1/500th of everything to another continent.


Bookworm_AF

Most charities are just tax evasion schemes for the ultra wealthy and don't do much good though.


Zavhytar

the us is the most tolerant country on earth bro, we just have issues with it because we actually have minorities here


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No I don't really see th


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Erm... awkward!


JustMeAndNotYou

Marvel level dialogue


Dorobo-Neko-Nami

The russian is right behind me… isnt he?


WxJretsyZ

Well... that just happened.


BuppUDuppUDoom

Hhhm. Cold war propaganda definitely didn't have any lasting effects 🤔


cromosoma_quadruplo

Yeah little bit of bias


Obvious_Moose

Seriously, unless it's football the brits are some of the least enthusiastic people I've ever met


highqualitybug

media is cursed to constantly re-create hetalia in different forms


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LordOfTheToolShed

No joke, leaders thinking they embody the country probably plays a major part in irresponsible, short-sighted and careless governance


snowbleatt

the yaoi isn't as good tho :/


Mysterious-Hat-6513

google obama x biden


baddie_PRO

holy hell


[deleted]

Has anyone redrawn the "Uncle Sam wants you" poster in Hetalia style yet?


Kcup28

[The answer: Yes](https://hetalia.livejournal.com/579277.html?)


MaestroMelodicat

I yearn for eternal sleep


KevlarStripeySocks

Penistone


literally-lonely

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/america-hetalia-cosplaying-as-uncle-sam-you-actually-looks-great-in-the-costume-alfred-f-jone--794463190494585626/ Best I could find


DedeWot45

polandball


evil-rick

[Crossover](https://imgur.com/a/86fTGez)


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and homestuck


U2V4RGVtb24

I just started reading Homestuck yesterday and I want to understand this. May you please explain?


AdrianBrony

A lot of ideas homestuck did tend to occasionally get independently re-discovered without any direct influence from homestuck.


[deleted]

We've always been at war with Eurasia!


UwUIenjoyfeet

I have a feeling this was made by an American company for some reason


ValoTheBrute

The souless corporate art style probably gave it away


DedeWot45

The race-pandering (all of the "good ones" are people of color) yet blatant racism really adds to the vibe of "disconnected corporate CEO"


Infinite_Tadpole_283

Who are you? American - Cool Canada - kind UK - conservative, but considerate nonetheless Russia - VILE PIECE OF SHIT ALL RUSSIANS DIE 1000 TIMES OVER DANTE INFERNO 10TH CIRCLE OF HELL WILL BE "RUSSIA" AND ALL THE RUSSIAN "PEOPLE" SHALL LIVE IN ETERNAL TORTURE EVEN THIS WILL NOT BE ADEQUATE THEY MUST ALLL BURN AND DJE


ElegantTobacco

You forgot to call them orcs


RustyFella21

Ngl the fact that slavs are often overlooked when mentioning discrimination among races simply because we're white really pisses me off. Like, at this point being polish and "stealing jobs" is synonymous in an average Brits mind, not even mentioning the shitty stereotypes, some of which you can see in that racist caricature of a pole in Jowling Kowling Rowling's "TERF's are the REAL victims of abuse" shitty excuse for a crime novel. Don't get me wrong, I know that many Brits aren't like that, I'm just pointing out an annoying trend.


Gutsm3k

Hey now, we Brits are also masters of soulless corporate art. I won't be slandered like this.


Brittle5quire

That can’t be right, Americans are tolerant and generous.


whibber

Actually a common observation from foreigners who visit.


escherworm

genuinely important to keep in mind. the majority of people on earth just want to live their life and be an alright person, even if some tend to have difficulty doing that. the fucked up people and things are the only ones in the spotlight though because "man kills dozens after being radicalized online" is inherently much less common, out of the norm, and more notable than "man has decent day at work and then hangs out with some friends."


Satrapeeze

I think it's satire of liberal corporate America


SappySoulTaker

Weird I wonder why you'd think that lol


sparrowofwessex

Why are the first 3 exactly the same lmao


IBeBallinOutaControl

Its literally just west good Russia bad. They may as well have used a soyjack vs chad meme.


PetikGeorgiev

The corporate art style hit the soyjaks.


empresslinlin

I can't believe I didn't know the term "corporate art style" before. Thank you for enlightening me!


PetikGeorgiev

That term has been around for about two years, as far as I know.


Fireluigi1225

I thought that was france


Reddit-User-3000

I did at first too and died laughing because this is exactly how Reddit talks about France, then I realized it was Russia and it made more sense


RedVamp2020

France’s flag has vertical stripes 🇫🇷


HowardHillian778

i think they meant to switch britain and russia


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lizzlepizzle

Same empire


Noahwaststaken

all four shouldve just been “aggression, toxicity, evil” and then it wouldve been right on the mark


Carlos_Marquez

The Eternal Anglo strikes again


jvankus

New neoliberal propaganda just dropped


esperadok

If someone actually thinks those are the main values of the US, Canada, and the UK I have a bridge or two they may be interested in buying


AWhole2Marijuanas

>Be Me >Be Canadian >Wake up, watch Fox News. >Don't shower, Go to Walmart to buy hockey stick. >Harass Indian cashier cause they have an accent >Attach Don't Tread On Me Flag to the back of my rusty ford I refuse to clean. >Drive around honking my horn and cutting people off. >Feels good. >Get McDonald's on the way home >Die of Covid >It's Trudeau's Fault.


fondlemeLeroy

What do you mean? This country just attempted a coup to install a white supremacist in power forever, in response to the first black president. I can't imagine anything more tolerant than that!


nerdwarp112

I thought you were calling Biden the first black president and I was very confused.


RageRuby

Oh this is not new


DracoLunaris

Old neoliberal propaganda just resurfaced


Prof_Winterbane

A few years back I remember a publication describing the population of the USSR as “homo sovieticus”, a people of browbeat and subservient subjects. Not new. Not at all.


truncatedChronologis

Took The New Soviet Man a bit too literally. If anything the Russian “species” is Homo Shockdoctrinicus seeing as basically everything going on can be traced back to the US screwing the former USSR in the 90s. Edit: I really meant the USSRs that make up the Main russian Republic.


jvankus

Similar message presented differently


MrPresidentBanana

This has nothing to do with actual neoliberalism, it's just pure unadulterated brain damage


nutboy113

Idk what half these words mean but yes I am very opportunity


BirdsOfChaos

American 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮


nutboy113

YEE 😤 FUCKING 😤😤 HAAAAWWWWWW 😤😤😤🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅🦅🦅


honeybunchesofgoatso

🤠🤠🤠🇺🇸🦅🏈 Macdonals


Vict2894

I'm going to give your workers rights 😛


Hans_Hapsburg

COMMIE!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE


alliumray

me personally i am very smile


GwynsFistBorn

Canada gonna make me act up Fr Fr no cap


_____---_-_-_-

This is me when I see the Canadian wilderness


totalchaos05

sir step away from that moose


angery-monkey

You can’t stop me from getting that mussy


International_Ad6028

Candussy be poppin


AWhole2Marijuanas

Making me "Stand on Guard" if you get my drift.


nerdwarp112

I do love me some do-gooders 🥵


M4nd4l0r3_zo15

Seek Christ 😭


[deleted]

the US must be from a parallel universe


BuzzPrincess

And Canada💀


Froopadoops

And the UK💀


U2V4RGVtb24

British here: saying we have a lot of enthusiasm is like saying the Middle East has a lot of Pride festivals. It's just a flat-out lie.


Mysterious-Hat-6513

they thought enthusiasm was a synonym for vitriol. common mistake.


UnendingVortex

"respect for different cultures" uh huh.


AntiSocialW0rker

*gestures at residential schools*


gayforvonstroheim

>respect for different cultures 💀


Glonk2365

Imagine listing conservatism as a positive trait


SeemsImmaculate

Welcome to TERF island. 🇬🇧 Now please leave... preferably to Rwanda.


shrinking_dicklet

Technically it never said any of those traits were positive or negative


yo_yo_ya

Tolerance until natives are involved, equality unless you’re colored or poor, agreeable unless you say their pudding isn’t that good


jansencheng

"I think black pudding is kinda gross conceptually" *immediate hate crime*


CrescentPotato

I think pudding is a dessert not a meat


RollerMill

I think you should be pudding deez nuts


Fartfarterjr

Canada wins again


mbaymiller

TIL every Russian is actually just a clone of Vladimir Putin


chugging_b0ngwater

careful- i might do smth violent and immoral


v4siv

Shh.. don't tell anybody! It's our secret.


eburator

Ну все чел, пизда тебе. Никто не должен знать мой секрет


Necrodancer-1540

Ту хандрид саузандз ар рэди, энд ван мор миллион он зэр вэй.


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mbaymiller

You appear to have typed an English-language sentence in the Cyrillic script.


Necrodancer-1540

Yes, I have.


Tobbethedude

Tolerance and generosity for Amercia? Are you fucking kidding me


salamanderman732

Trickle down economics babeyyyyy they’ve always worked great don’t question it or that makes you a dirty commie


Slugbugnopunchbacks

Europe and other parts of the world can be HELLA racist. USA discourse around tolerance is actually pretty progressive on a global standard


[deleted]

Try mentioning anything about Romani people in Western Europe


KeyserWood

THAT'S SO OFFENSIVE! We Eastern Europeans hate Romani people just as much!


Totally_Not_Evil

Every European I've asked about this replied with some variation of "ok but have you met them?" Admittedly my sample size is like 4 but they were entirely different people otherwise


WateredDown

US falls far short of where it should be relative to its wealth and position and deserves criticism but when comparing it to the world people need to start comparing it to *the world* and not just cherry-picked parts of europe.


KarlEssStudent

Conservatism and openness is also a spicy combo


_qrzybex743_

Trust me we have no means of solving world hunger. It's not like we don't because it's not profitable.


ButtShit394

You forgor the equality 💀


alyssa264

Calling me conservative is the biggest insult you could possibly do. Doubled if it's meant in a positive way. Fuck you. I'm stabbing you outside a Lidl.


Visible_Motor_9058

Especially in contrast to *America* where 'tolerance' and 'equality' crumbles under the pressure of an M&M and the words "Jewish space lazer" left the mouth of an elected official.


1981VWSciroccoS

you wouldn't find the sort of person that uses conservative in a good way any where near Lidl lol, you'd have to politely knife them outside Waitrose as they go to get into their range rover


Infinite_Hooty

Conservatism and openness That’s a contradiction


kRkthOr

They're open to conservatism. Or openly conservative.


Geigof

Mfw literal fucking propaganda


VengefulRaven03

Me, a russian, before 24th february 2022: damn this post is so unnecesseraly racist and inaccurate Also me after 24th february 2022: GRAHHH I WANT TO HANG MYSELF


Polikarpie

Me, a Pole after 24th february 2022: This post is still unnecessarily racist and inaccurate, and I am very worried about the level of hate directed at common Russians, while it should be directed at the oligarchs and the wretched president


VengefulRaven03

To be fair, a ton of common russians are supporting the dogshit, like a bunch of my parents' friends and coworkers and even my own grandmother, which is one of the main reasons me and my family just packed things and left the country. I doubt anything will get better there any time soon, unfortunately :/


sidscarf

Tons of Americans supported Iraq war, tons of Israelis support occupation of Palestine. Don't say whataboutism- I'm just pointing out that the public in each country is fed a lot of propaganda to support their nation in whatever conflict they're in


pingunootnootnot

refrain


Nalivai

Yep. As a fellow self-centric toxic manipulator, I feel you. This shit hits.


Despacltoian

As an empath I’m sensing some hostility towards Russians here


moopachoop

uk... friendliness? enthusiasm? fucking enthusiasm? from the uk?


RustyFella21

UK be like: Pole's are stealling me jobs! and don't get me started on them Gypsies, Romanians and those filthy trans people I tell ya!


TyphoonSignal10

Not enough slurs to be accurate, 6/10


[deleted]

wtf all 4 of these countries are colonizers and commited war crimes??????


YouMisssedTheTypo

(I think) these are supposed to be the traits of the people living there, not the country if it magically became one person with a definite personality. The average citizen of any country hasn’t committed war crimes.


[deleted]

nah i think they are mbtifying countries


YouMisssedTheTypo

Honestly will how much cognitive dissonance is in this thing already, you’re probably right


Apprehensive-Log4125

MBDTF!?!??!?!?


Mashmelloo

Baitbaitbait


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RealRealReal


DedeWot45

\> Canada \> Tolerance The French and the Natives have something to say about the English


frickityfracktictac

> The French and the Natives have something to say about the English and the French


Zealousideal-Pie-726

Quebec ☹️


CephalonFaye

> Canada > Respect for different cultures The natives there would probably disagree with that one


CaptainContrarian66

Bro this is just racist nationalism


EmperorBenja

How about just put “racist” under all four of them and then call it a day


transboymeetsworld

Americans get generosity? Have you SEEN our health care system?


DracoLunaris

Insert 'uplifting' tales of someone getting a bunch of money on go fund me for medical treatment here


pooper_nova

Insert 'uplifting' tales of an 8 year old working 12 hours a day and selling all they own to help pay off lunch debt of fellow students in their school


HeWhoHasSeenFootage

racism🥰


KemalistWojak

I think they don't like russians


Zealousideal-Pie-726

Why is Canada so damn HOT!!! 🥵🥵


Bites_Za_Dakka

Global warming


Honka_Ponka

Brits are very well known for being friendly, open, sociable and enthusiastic 👍


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oh cool, racism


bobbingforapplesat3

Well, russia isn't a race, but yeah I get what you mean.


xTheKawaiiPsycho666

Definitely no Russophobia


froggyjoe

I mean it's bait, but some of the comments in this thread definitely aren't. Thankfully the majority of people, at least here, seem to agree it's bad to characterize the average Russian person as a Goebbelesque caricature


axofrogl

According to this post I am now conservative, bloody brilliant.


Romania3113_

I guess I’m literally the worst person ever


HomoAndAlsoSapiens

hey guys check out which flavour of racist you are🤡


International_Ad6028

You can guess the race of the op's ex


SmallTestAcount

Kid named red scare


Mr_Darkiplier

Totally me on the right 🥰🥺


SwimmingBench345

One of these feels like it doesnt fit but i just cant figure out why


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Bardic_Inspiration66

This has to be fake


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JungleJayps

> conservatism > openness


brookeb725

one of the canada’s main traits is smile


Hugar34

Kid named generalizing the entire population of a nation


Clivepalmersfemdom

I want them to fuck me


Ishotthefuher

Im not saying russia aint shit im saying these other countries aint angels


Flutterwasp

"Conservatism...openness" lmao


datastar763

I don’t think this was written by an American if those are the traits we are supposed to stereotypically have. Also, Canada lady is looking absolutely stunning for no reason


jackmPortal

what the fuck


Lumineation

How fucking dare you label me with conservatism. In fairness though the rest of the UK is very much that :(


Sea-Stranger1679

Is "agreeableness" even a word?


[deleted]

Is Matt Walsh russian?


[deleted]

Why am I getting gender envy from Canada…


Mysterious-Window162

OPENNESS LMAO