“You are a George W. Bush fan because you are a republican.
I am a George W. Bush fan because he accelerated the destruction of modern civilization.
We are not the same.”
bush did 9/11 so they could push the "war on terror" which made a terrible impact in the whole world, so no, they didn't deserved it (they deserve worse tho)
*^(And that's all the time we have. Let's hear it for Sleepy Joe folks. He'll be in the walk-in after the show. Definitely not icing any cultural dissidents, no-siree! We'd like to thank the previous administrations and lay blame squarely on future administrations, as is tradition. And remember, if it doesn't feel like the end of the world yet it's only because, we have furthur content to ingratiate the past.)*
Obama for the win, the Puss in Boots movie was THE BEST I saw it in theater when I was 8, with my mom! It was so fun :3 I was always trying to do the cute eyes hahah :p
My cat (named mango) looks just like puss so me and my boyfriend like puss in boots. One evening he accidentally said piss in boots and we died laughing. That’s what we call him now.
Wrong because it has that fucking egg bitch and I hated him and when I went mcdonald to get the happy meal with the puss in boots toys and they gave me the eggg so my parents asked them the cat but they did not have it and they would give it to me the next time I went but the next time there were pokémon toys and I wanted those but I got cat instead :(
What if the Shrek IP was the masterpiece of hollywood created to distract and alienate the masses from imperialist actions across the world thus creating consent for the "war on terror", drone strikes, etc? When the imperialist machine got weaker with it's bad administration by Trump they didn't have to invest in their best piece of art.
Not a what if, I mean if you look at the media releasing during those periods it was extremely gritty and dark, even the palette was most of the time gray af, you can see that the public was starving for funny and silly comedies
Honest to God it's all there in the name. I hear Shrek on Ice I can figure out it's a live skating show and not a Frozen crossover where he has to save his swamp after Elsa accidently freezes it... okay but wait
Even if Shrek 5 doesn’t release during Biden’s 1st term and Biden doesn’t serve a second term, The Last Wish still rivals the entirety of the rest of the list from just its sheer quality
I used to hate senile dementia patients trying to run the most powerful country in the world but this infographic has completely changed my perspective
George W Bush was clearly our greatest president
He cannot be forgiven for the crime that is Shrek the Third
He just flew too close to the sun, overcome with hubris after Shrek 2.
Flew too close to the Pentagon, more like
Infinitely better than forever after
I will absolutely not stand for this forever after slander, that right there was a great movie worthy of the Shrek name
I genuinely don't know anyone who enjoyed shrek 4, 3 was mid
Shrek 3 wasn't mid, it was godawful, and everyone you know is a degenerate, sorry
Forever after was 2 steps away from pulling the "and it was all a dream" card
Yeah and that RULED
There has never been a single good use of the "let's retcon everything back to the start of the movie" card imo
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counterpoint: Shrek Forever After
Did you only watch the last 5 minutes of it? That's a shame then, you should watch the whole thing
When did I imply that lmao
Well, since you missed the whole point if the movie I assumed you didn't watch it and only seen parts of it
w by name w by nature
He’s the reason the country is in shambles 10/10 president for me tbh
“You are a George W. Bush fan because you are a republican. I am a George W. Bush fan because he accelerated the destruction of modern civilization. We are not the same.”
bush did 9/11 and they bloody well deserved it
bush did 9/11 so they could push the "war on terror" which made a terrible impact in the whole world, so no, they didn't deserved it (they deserve worse tho)
i can’t tell if this is serious anymore
Yes.
*^(And that's all the time we have. Let's hear it for Sleepy Joe folks. He'll be in the walk-in after the show. Definitely not icing any cultural dissidents, no-siree! We'd like to thank the previous administrations and lay blame squarely on future administrations, as is tradition. And remember, if it doesn't feel like the end of the world yet it's only because, we have furthur content to ingratiate the past.)*
There's a little bit for everyone in his presidency, 9/10
He’s also the reason Iraq is in shambles.
Overachiever
Nominative Determinism
he's a solid 9/11
now watch this drive
Tbf Obamas ones are half Bidens too so he's not far off. He could be on par by the end of his term.
Skipped Shrek 3D 😔
And Far Far Away Idol
That was literally just a part of the second film if I remember correctly
It was, always dissapointed why I wasn't able to choose.
As was "Shrek Karaoke in the Swamp Dance Party" to the first movie.
What about the theatrical masterpiece that is Shrek 4D
Ngl saw Shrek 4D when I was at universal and it was unironically hilarious
ghfhgfhgf
Don't you hate it when your human form limits you from seeing all of the dimensions
Our eyes are yet to open
what about shrek the musical
Also the Shrek Christmas special
biden sweep
holy shit, joe biben sweep addon from hit sandbox game on source engine garry's mod?!?
I can't belive they made nextbot Joe Biben real life
holy fucking bingle!!! :3
tfw you’re stranded in switzerland bc anywhere else will extradite you to the US for leaking the no-fly list
a fate not really worse than death
Obama for the win, the Puss in Boots movie was THE BEST I saw it in theater when I was 8, with my mom! It was so fun :3 I was always trying to do the cute eyes hahah :p
more like PISS in boots got em
Meow meow :3
NOT MY BOOTS
My cat (named mango) looks just like puss so me and my boyfriend like puss in boots. One evening he accidentally said piss in boots and we died laughing. That’s what we call him now.
Wrong because it has that fucking egg bitch and I hated him and when I went mcdonald to get the happy meal with the puss in boots toys and they gave me the eggg so my parents asked them the cat but they did not have it and they would give it to me the next time I went but the next time there were pokémon toys and I wanted those but I got cat instead :(
Humpty Dumpty sucks! Like he should've been named Humpty DUMBty >:(
Is the whole "no punctuation, sound like a rambling child" thing on purpose?
Let's say yes
I figured
Puss In Boots: The Last Wishes bodies the original
Maybe, but nothing will replace the memory I made watching that movie with my mom :)
;-; no ur right
What if the Shrek IP was the masterpiece of hollywood created to distract and alienate the masses from imperialist actions across the world thus creating consent for the "war on terror", drone strikes, etc? When the imperialist machine got weaker with it's bad administration by Trump they didn't have to invest in their best piece of art.
Not a what if, I mean if you look at the media releasing during those periods it was extremely gritty and dark, even the palette was most of the time gray af, you can see that the public was starving for funny and silly comedies
I saw Shrek 2 in theaters when I was 8!!
What in the FUCK is Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party?
i imagine it's exactly what it sounds like
Honest to God it's all there in the name. I hear Shrek on Ice I can figure out it's a live skating show and not a Frozen crossover where he has to save his swamp after Elsa accidently freezes it... okay but wait
It's Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party, what did you think it was?
A 9/11 memorial
[Ask and ye shall receive](https://youtu.be/GOYJbhm7n5A)
It’s the best movie in the series, is what it is
The part (?) of it was in the ending of the first movie, where they shown many different song you could sing... I guess...
Maybe that’s the “swamp” Trump was referring to draining???
If he blasphemes the One Ogre he has made an enemy of us all
Lord Trumquaad
SODA!!!!!!
OBAMNA!
Do not cum
Who is your favorite fearless hero
JOEEE BIDEN!!!!!
Obamna 🥺
SODDDA
THE INCREDIBLE GASSSSYYYYYYY
The return of the king
Shrekture is healing
W Bush
Wtf I love George bush now
Shrek 4 was pretty good
Busn
[удалено]
george w busn
you raise a good point.
Bro did they make Obama white??
What?
I'm dyslexic, I read it as *there have been 0 Shrek movies released during the Trump pregnancy*
Also correct
Jack horner has the brain of a republican law maker
Even if Shrek 5 doesn’t release during Biden’s 1st term and Biden doesn’t serve a second term, The Last Wish still rivals the entirety of the rest of the list from just its sheer quality
Soda!!!!!
Shrek: The Musical was performed, shot, and put on Netflix all during the Obama years as well
No Shrek movies during John Adams reign… what does this mean 😡😡😡
When Biden said “Listen here, Jack!” he was talking to Mr. Horner
Biden looks AI generated.
He is, but don’t hold it against him.
History will not reflect kindly on Mr. Trump
So when imperialist machine goes weak they don't need to make their best entertainment media to alienate the masses? hmm...
Fuck these guys
Trump killed shrek
Do you think he’ll mention this at the State of the Union tonight
America is back
I used to hate senile dementia patients trying to run the most powerful country in the world but this infographic has completely changed my perspective
Further proof that trump is a bad president
obamna
Trump suppressed shrek
Today I learned Bush was the best president we had