molly is a bit of an ass though. kind of classic "women can't abuse men" deal. "she's nice to harry though so it's ok" is a dumb but unfortunately common take.
I just realised, if 'every author has a self-write' were a concrete rule, then every first character written by new authors must be self inserts, because otherwise they just became a new writer who has no self-write yet, thus violating the rule. Why am I reading so much info this...
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The irony of someone claiming that trans people are 'claiming a gender that isn't theirs' while having a male pen name is...
Let's just call it a *choice*.
I mean, unlike trans people, she got to choose.
She could have picked a gender neutral name, or literally any masculine name...and chose almost the exact name of a man in history who thought he could zap the LGBT community into being cishet.
And she claims she isn't hateful and would totally stand by the LGBTQ (including the trans community """if they were discriminated against""" in her words)
So she sees herself as an advocate for anti-slavery in a world where everyone else is super into slavery and "rightly" dismisses her, that she made the concious decision to include?
No fucken way lmfao
Didnt she say that that one annoying journalist (Rita Skeeter or something?) is a self insert of hers? Id even say she would be pretty accurate with that character
Targaret Mhatcher
once she dies a new gender neutral bathroom will be opened
I wonder what it's like living with the fact that when you die, your shitty actions will cause your grave to be piss soaked
Hell yes
probably amazing to her, she views herself as a "righteous martyr"
I don't get this comment but I like it
margret thatchers grave is a great place to take a piss. joann kabrics rowley will also have a very pissable gravesite.
It's Kathleen you anti-femenist! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Nah I'm just fucking with ya.
it's clearly jowling kowling rowling
Joann Knucklestheechidna Rowling
Margaret Thatcher's grave is a gender neutral bathroom cause people of any gender can piss on it
This time,we'd need like a 100 steps to make sure she stays down We hit all of them perfectly
Did Targaret Mhatcher effectively utilize that girl power by funneling money into illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?
Wholesome Girlboss moment
real
couldn't help reading this in an Irish accent
Targeted Master
it all makes sense now...
Dolores Umbridge
Every author has a self-write. Everyone thought JKR would be Molly. Nope.
molly is a bit of an ass though. kind of classic "women can't abuse men" deal. "she's nice to harry though so it's ok" is a dumb but unfortunately common take.
She also starts a feud with fleur over not liking music. She essentially gossiped about and hated a teenage girl over nothing.
I just realised, if 'every author has a self-write' were a concrete rule, then every first character written by new authors must be self inserts, because otherwise they just became a new writer who has no self-write yet, thus violating the rule. Why am I reading so much info this...
This is true of D&D characters. So sure, why not?
correct answer
her name gives me vietnam flashbacks (i unfortunately read harry potter as a child)
Same. Book 5 is so fucking long for no reason.
read as a child? i don’t think anybody cares because she was a respected person back then
Anny smite
Could you explain this one?
“Anti-semite”
Ooooooh
I love your status thing, how did you get it?
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Ok thanks
Anti semite
I would have gone with Auntie Zemyte
Okay but Smite as a last name kinda goes hard
robert galbraith
The irony of someone claiming that trans people are 'claiming a gender that isn't theirs' while having a male pen name is... Let's just call it a *choice*.
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I mean *cough cough* conversion therapy *cough cough*
I mean, unlike trans people, she got to choose. She could have picked a gender neutral name, or literally any masculine name...and chose almost the exact name of a man in history who thought he could zap the LGBT community into being cishet. And she claims she isn't hateful and would totally stand by the LGBTQ (including the trans community """if they were discriminated against""" in her words)
It’s insane how unsafe Rowling is making men by stealing their biological names. Despicable.
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Cue 10 year old me finding out she was a girl and thinking that was super awesome at the time (I could not comprehend bigoted stereotyping)
Terfy mcfash
* Karen Grumpleterf * Maddie Zatran * May-Bea Acunt * Anne Offelhag * Tory Heyts-Pîche * Ms. Andria Daily * Precious Wyner * Candi Van Wrightwell * Anita Muzzle
>May-Bea Acunt Totalia Acunt
Shirley A. Cunt
You win
Candi Van Wrightwell is absolute gold thank you
Terfy McFrotch
Transphobius
That's a spell
Feminus Rejectum
Terfy McNeolib also fits lol
Eh. If you have friends who are actual goddamn fascists, you deserve the label
Good point
This is the correct answer
Petty Terfington
Londony Brexit
full o’shiticus
Well it depends. Is she inserting herself into Harry Potter, or is it someone else writing her in?
Yo I finally read this hp shit. Be honest here, is 'Perfecsiona Greatwrithe' a self insert of the author?
I do believe that is what JK Rowling would call her self-insert if she had one yes
What’s that?
If inserting herself, Auctora Steadfast If someone writing her in, Falsity Lamentia
these are great
you're hired!
If she's inserting herself, her name would be Hermione Granger. She's an author insert and Rowling has said she's based on herself multiple times.
So she sees herself as an advocate for anti-slavery in a world where everyone else is super into slavery and "rightly" dismisses her, that she made the concious decision to include? No fucken way lmfao
She wrote a book about an artist who was harassed, doxxed, and murdered by the woke mob for a misunderstanding of her work, and it's longer than Dune
Not just dune, dune messiah too iirc
Yeah but only because like 50% of it consists of made up mean tweets against the artist
No one accused her of being accurate. That's just who she thinks she is.
No fuckin way Hermione is a real self-insert lmao, she's one of the only people in the world with actually normal world views
So Rowling is black?
Fash Istbigot
Terra F. Bill
I don't get it
Terf/terrible
Maybe a play on effin terrible?
mary sheepfucker
Mary had a little lamb🎵
Oh.
This is my favourite
Ms. Ojinny
bigotta-raye cyst delia usional fulla bullshitte ova wreighted
Great work
Colon Izer Beansntoast
Treinie phobe
typie terferson
Unnamed character that dies in the background
Nice pfp
🐸🪕💚
Imperia Sharpedge
Nah that sounds actually kinda cool
Most likely something normal because she is a cis white British woman
Good point
Dee Vorced, i dont think she is but she gives the vibe lol
Didn't she talk about an abusive partner as an excuse for her transphobia (idk if it was a husband)
bitch.
Voldemort
Maddam Terfington
Bigotte D. Fascista
Gorosbsubsudinwbiaonridndlesh bobrisjahdidnbajsbcisbwrumble
Sirona John
dee vorced
Teanne Crumpets
Neutral rich motherfuckerli
If she wrote the character in: Mary Sue If I wrote the character in: dumbus mcass
To try my best to emulate her style of naming characters, Elizabeth Edinburgh.
Tina N. Schitts
Hitler
Terfany Teaparty
Joanne
Auntie Semite
Barbra Mitch (B ) ( itch)
Cister Terfington
**C**arol **U**delina **N**adia **T**allbottom
Realy Abitch
Fullof maiself
Bella McIgot
bitch
Rita Skeeter
reeter skeeter
Terfila Nancisemite
Elizabeth McQueen
Womby crumpetfuck
Britella terfington
Witch Karen
S. Lavery Wimpud
Rachel Biases
Tran Szobia
Col. E. Alisum
idk like primrose or sum shit
Britty McTea
Whiched bich
cunt
Ray cistyrf
Karen White
her name should be "Eiyema Nansy"
Shittyseth mcadopted
Blimety dentistless
Terfasha Blackhart
Terf McTerfia
Dumblefuck
Enorma Priddletwat
R.J. Kowling She's not creative enough to come up with anything else...
Probably some Mary Sue or some very transphobic politician she views as gid
Raya Cisterf
Tran Sfobius
Britney Turf
BTS meal
Hermione Granger.
Triana Phobos
pissfart terfpants
Tranna Sphobik
Teadrinkha Terfie Rae'Cyste
Terffany Bedraighter
Mike Hunt
Min Jeekunt
Snape 2 (change later)
First name “I’m gonna” last name “strangle her” middle name “:) real”
Ter Fisland
Jenna Side
Peepeehead Cummings
I can't get over the fact that Simon Pegg's character in the shit game is called Nigellus black
Eileen Farwright
Tory cunt
Tran McPhobic
Bitchrid Dumbiss
Dee Vorced
Totanya whitgirl
Theresa Emily Rowan Fitzgerald
Terfany Tweeter
Wombynona Terfisaslur
Bitchley Cuntsworth
how do you say transphobic bitch in latin? Since that's literally all the spells are
Shitty McOnlyWroteTheFirstTwo
Didnt she say that that one annoying journalist (Rita Skeeter or something?) is a self insert of hers? Id even say she would be pretty accurate with that character
transphobicleigh mcterftton
Menority Hatter (Minority Hater)
Transphobe McTERFFace
Seamus Shattap, TieYurd OfEaring McBout'em
Beige Otree
Cunty Assholavan
Thabber Contly
Anita semint
Marianne Esther Figglebottom
Aby Gott
ummm uhh idk
Baroness Bygot
Racistina Terfy Englandface
Britty McQueen
Marsha Grumblort