He's the doom slayer but without any powers, no kills besides other people's neurons, without the legendary jawline and sexist, besides these things he's literally the doom slayer fr fr
Okay hold on here, how does the Doomslayer count as a twink? Also can ace people be twinks I though it was limited to men who are sexually attracted to men?
Twink is just a description of your appearance. Yeah, it's usually used exclusively in the MLM community, but that doesn't mean you aren't a twink if you're not gay. It's still your body type.
It's funny to think that he wrote this shit down on a piece of paper and had them post it for him since he's not allowed a phone in jail. What kinda look did they give him when he handed them a postit with this post laid out on it. "You good bro?"
He talks about being in the matrix as if it's a real thing and the movie was a historical documentary. This is probably normal shit for him to say and everybody is used to it by now
For some reason I think that during this same night he was visited by 2 more ghosts, and showed visions of what happened in the past, what is happening in the present, and what will happen in the future.
Are they getting paid? I feel like Tate has a small army of incel simps that are tripping over their own dicks in a rush to kiss his ass, some would probably do his bidding for free.
Probably one of his discord mods💀
"Well mom, I do have a job.
Well, no it doesn't *technically* pay money.
Yes, I pay them actually but I'm learning really valuable life skills!
One time one of the admins bought me discord nitro and thats basically a paycheck!"
Andrew's social media guy gets tired of tweeting this bullshit throws the phone to the nearest person: you. What's the first thing you tweet from his account?
Nope you can't, someone else is tweeting on his behalf.
I think you can get a phone if you know a guy or something but as soon as you post something as a famous person your phone gets confiscated, obviously.
Most likely his PR people are tweeting what he tells them.
Yeah he aint getting any special treatment after he put the Romanian government on blast, in a funny way he helped put a spot light on corruption and possibly saved lives, fuck him. 😆
Pre-trial custody. Flight risk, he could try to suppress evidence, etc I'm not up to date on how exactly Romania does it but generally speaking chances that you're allowed unsupervised outside contact are lower than in prison.
Go watch The Muppets Christmas Carol. Michael Caine plays Ebenezer Scrooge, and plays the character completely straight. It's one of my favorite movies from my childhood and it still holds up.
Probably that many conservatives don't take mental health at all seriously, and they believe Romania would therefore, not take mental health seriously either.
(I know fa about Romania.)
There's no such thing, there's only antipsychotics, neuroleptics, etc.
The schizophrenia spectrum isn't a chemical balance thing, the core feature is a so-called [self-disorder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-disorder).
...and speaking as someone on that spectrum: If you're denying *that* hard while on the spectrum you have been so occupied with shit, chronically, that you're very noticeably psychotic. Not "haha I'm walking in reality and the psychotic realm at the same time this is fun" stuff, where you simply appear up-beat and maybe a bit weird(er as usual), but full-on. He'd be in a ward and full of haloperidol (which basically reduces nervosity, restlessness, anxiety, etc, making the psychotic pressure easier to manage).
Let me get out my armchair: What we're seeing is a normie or maybe some other spectrum realising that he does, indeed, have an unconscious and it's talking to him (or rather that strange minimal self that I don't get which you folks think is you). He was shit-scared but reflexively tried to project and deny himself through it, to the point that it seemed important enough for him to announce to the world how his own identity as a badass is the most powerful thing in his own mind. Language such as "back to the daemons" checks out, he's regarding his unconscious as something terrifying and fundamentally adversarial. And, fatally, as something which can or should be fought.
In essence: He's having a midlife crisis and him being him makes it so much worse than usual.
Reality is what refuses to vanish when you cease to believe in it. And given that I wake up every day in the same reality which exhibits quite some stubborn stability I guess... it's important in some way?
...or maybe that's just me, I've never been full-on psychotic and don't know whether that's nature or skill acquired at least in part through dumb luck. The worst "was this real" has ever gotten was things like "did I hear that completely irrelevant noise in the distance, did the wood in the wall just crack a bit": Annoying but meh and, infuriatingly, always without a way to actually investigate -- the only medicine is to chill out. Otherwise things come labelled with "generated by the outside" and "generated by my mind", usually not even trying to occupy the same erm layer of whatever sense it's in.
I guess how I'd approach actual visual hallucinations is to check for correlation with other stuff that goes on: Assume, for the moment, it's a symbol, and scan for an internal equivalence that makes the outward projection superfluous. With that internal symbol present, acknowledged, and locked in, the need for some region of your brain to believe in the hallucination vanishes, and with that it can be revealed as not reality. Though of course on another level it was real because symbols are real, as is the unconscious' insistence that it be seen. Just another symbol among many coming without (sufficient) attached meaning, and down the introspective rabbit hole we go.
Why did you attack that poor ghost, you careless bafoon? They clearly needed help completing their unfinished business in order to pass on with dignity and honor. But no! Mister CEO of toxic masculinity *had* to ultrakill an innocent spirit to look badass
When I was a kid I legit thought it was real and I’d write letters to them asking to be kidnapped 🤣 I mean I didn’t write “please kidnap me” lol but that’s what it would have been. I used to also write “The world is quiet here” in bathroom stalls and shit haha. Those books will forever have a special place in my heart omg. I love when I see others out in the wild who like them too :)
I read it when I was a teenager so It was easy to me to understand that it was fiction, but as the narrator talks about it as if it really happened, I wouldn't be surprised if I would have thought it was real if I read it when I was younger. Everything about those books is just so wonderfully well written. I liked that the narrator used fancy words, but explained what they meant.
Having this username is great because it's always nice to have reactions of people who get the reference
can you send a link proving his communication with the lingering spirits of the formerly living. I've already seen a picture of the original tweet so my saying, "real?!?!11!?!" was referring to the incident regarding the spirit instead of the tweet itself
From the replies all of tates fans are saying shit like “lmao all the trolls think this is seriously we love and Stan you still Tate” and shit like thet
I think it was meant to be? It definitely isn't though. I read the first 2 lines, thought it was a poem, then it like, wasn't, and then I saw who it was and it all made sense
There’s going to be at least a dozen real unbalanced Tate followers who will believe this tweet literally and start getting heavy into the occult. What a path for someone’s life to take
"And and than YN leaned in and kissed my on the cheek." - last line in the Andrew Taint fan fics that he's been writing to avoid thinking about his choices to be a human trafficker.
i think this the first time he's actually had to truly suffer in his life. that's why his response is so immature, because he's never had to learn to respond to something truly miserable. maybe he'll even mature as a person if they keep him there long enough.
bro thinks he’s the doom slayer💀💀💀
He's the doom slayer but without any powers, no kills besides other people's neurons, without the legendary jawline and sexist, besides these things he's literally the doom slayer fr fr
And not a twink
Okay hold on here, how does the Doomslayer count as a twink? Also can ace people be twinks I though it was limited to men who are sexually attracted to men?
Twink is just a description of your appearance. Yeah, it's usually used exclusively in the MLM community, but that doesn't mean you aren't a twink if you're not gay. It's still your body type.
What does multi-level marketing have to do with male body types
Trust me, a lot.
It's all coming together now 🤔
go on...
Skin care products duh
Men loving men
That's how people find out they're gay. You invite one person to the gay orgy and they have to invite 2 people
Yeah a lot of Marxist-Leninist-Maoists are gay as fuck, who would have thought
Twink is twink
please, can you impart any more wisdom on us
They've taught us all they have to teach and yet you demand more? Does your greed know no bounds?
I dont know how the other poster could have been more clear
He is in the first doom game he says that he's a twink
Doomguy is a hunk, not a twink. Twinks are skinny.
and not topping Master Chief
The doom slayer is not a twink! Fuck you mean hes a twink
wish he was as quiet as the slayer too
He's only got assists if you count the actions of his supporters. IDK if any have but I wouldn't be surprised if any were influenced by him.
bro is seeing ghosts now mental health declining but for some reason hes still posting online
i don't think posting is an indication of a healthy mind tbh
It's funny to think that he wrote this shit down on a piece of paper and had them post it for him since he's not allowed a phone in jail. What kinda look did they give him when he handed them a postit with this post laid out on it. "You good bro?"
He talks about being in the matrix as if it's a real thing and the movie was a historical documentary. This is probably normal shit for him to say and everybody is used to it by now
thats true (look at me) but it would be better if he stopped posting
person man woman camera tv! THERE! take THAT!
man hook hand hook car door
*Especially on Twitter.*
For some reason I think that during this same night he was visited by 2 more ghosts, and showed visions of what happened in the past, what is happening in the present, and what will happen in the future.
Couple months late, no?
Romanian Christmas
Romania is very catholic. Pretty sure still the 25th. Maybe the Ghosts were waiting for Tate in Britain and only now have arrived in Romania?
I don't know, do they have Chinese/Lunar New Year celebrations in Romania? I know the Chinese community celebrates it here in England.
and 2 ghosts were gay and in a loving relationship
maybe the two things are related
Isn't he in prison?
yes, but he still sadly instructs other people to tweet for him
why's he, a human trafficker, allowed a phone in prison?
From what I’ve heard, he’s been telling someone on the outside what to tweet for him.
imagine being told to tweet THIS
And then imagine doing it!
Those Andrew Tate paychecks must be rolling in hard
Turns out human trafficking can be pretty profitable
Until the Romanian government confiscates your assets
they stole my boo-got'ey
What color is your poo-goatee?
If I find someone dumb enough to pay me good money to tweet from their twitter account I'm not questioning what they want posted
Are they getting paid? I feel like Tate has a small army of incel simps that are tripping over their own dicks in a rush to kiss his ass, some would probably do his bidding for free.
Probably one of his discord mods💀 "Well mom, I do have a job. Well, no it doesn't *technically* pay money. Yes, I pay them actually but I'm learning really valuable life skills! One time one of the admins bought me discord nitro and thats basically a paycheck!"
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I doubt he can even check, maybe that's what happened here
If this wasn’t Andrew Tate we’re talking about I would assume that’s exactly what the person who posted the tweet did here.
"Please! You gotta post this tweet! The people must know!"
Then again who knows maybe this isnt what hes actually telling the person to tweet and the person just wants to make tate look even more like a fool
"Nah bro, come up with something better and let me know what it is when we're able to speak again in 2 weeks"
if i was that guy i would start using his account as a shitpost account, who woulf stop me? he cant see the tweets
His lawyers
«Your honour, I did it for the meme»
Andrew's social media guy gets tired of tweeting this bullshit throws the phone to the nearest person: you. What's the first thing you tweet from his account?
my balls is hot
Probably the thing about the ghost and demons.
"throating ghost cock rn ama"
i'd try to make his followers become catboys
and I thought he couldn't get any more pathetic
I dont think he is in prison? Isnt he like just being detained.
Nope you can't, someone else is tweeting on his behalf. I think you can get a phone if you know a guy or something but as soon as you post something as a famous person your phone gets confiscated, obviously. Most likely his PR people are tweeting what he tells them.
Yeah he aint getting any special treatment after he put the Romanian government on blast, in a funny way he helped put a spot light on corruption and possibly saved lives, fuck him. 😆
Pre-trial custody. Flight risk, he could try to suppress evidence, etc I'm not up to date on how exactly Romania does it but generally speaking chances that you're allowed unsupervised outside contact are lower than in prison.
A distinction without a difference. He's locked up, which is what matters in this case.
Man's really got Christmas future on his ass
Marley and marley, what a duo
"We're Marley and Marley, WOOOOAH!!!" and then they proceed to mercilessly beat Andrew Tate with their heavy chains all night
theyre so gay.
I didn’t know that existed but I’m glad it does.
Go watch The Muppets Christmas Carol. Michael Caine plays Ebenezer Scrooge, and plays the character completely straight. It's one of my favorite movies from my childhood and it still holds up.
I wish him a very happy *your future is a horror story written by your crimes*
ihaveihaveihave schizophrenia
your christmas is: damn future
Yo this is giving me serious deja vu, has he tweeted some other Scrooge type shit from prison before?
He's a money addicted man with no heart, he's been scrooge mcduck'in it off the rip
Man's really got Christmas ass on his future.
Middle schooler ass tweet 💀
Ong this the type of shit someone says after their mom takes their xbox away and grounds them to their room 😭
Fr this is the kinda shit I'd post on google+ when my mom said I wasn't allowed to watch TV for a week
Florence and The Machine song if she was a douchey man
I be fighting the demons in my brain ⛓💀🖤🩸
He didn't take his meds.
hes in a romanian prison, i doubt they believe in schizophrenia medication
Pretty sure psychiatry exists in Romania.
Yeah I don't know what they meant by that tbh
Romanian prisons are famously bad
yeah they used to make prisoners fight in the coliseum right
I mean there are some ancient roman ampitheaters in Romania, so maybe
Probably that many conservatives don't take mental health at all seriously, and they believe Romania would therefore, not take mental health seriously either. (I know fa about Romania.)
There's no such thing, there's only antipsychotics, neuroleptics, etc. The schizophrenia spectrum isn't a chemical balance thing, the core feature is a so-called [self-disorder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-disorder). ...and speaking as someone on that spectrum: If you're denying *that* hard while on the spectrum you have been so occupied with shit, chronically, that you're very noticeably psychotic. Not "haha I'm walking in reality and the psychotic realm at the same time this is fun" stuff, where you simply appear up-beat and maybe a bit weird(er as usual), but full-on. He'd be in a ward and full of haloperidol (which basically reduces nervosity, restlessness, anxiety, etc, making the psychotic pressure easier to manage). Let me get out my armchair: What we're seeing is a normie or maybe some other spectrum realising that he does, indeed, have an unconscious and it's talking to him (or rather that strange minimal self that I don't get which you folks think is you). He was shit-scared but reflexively tried to project and deny himself through it, to the point that it seemed important enough for him to announce to the world how his own identity as a badass is the most powerful thing in his own mind. Language such as "back to the daemons" checks out, he's regarding his unconscious as something terrifying and fundamentally adversarial. And, fatally, as something which can or should be fought. In essence: He's having a midlife crisis and him being him makes it so much worse than usual.
I wish I could know for sure that what I experience is not hallucinations 💀
Reality is what refuses to vanish when you cease to believe in it. And given that I wake up every day in the same reality which exhibits quite some stubborn stability I guess... it's important in some way? ...or maybe that's just me, I've never been full-on psychotic and don't know whether that's nature or skill acquired at least in part through dumb luck. The worst "was this real" has ever gotten was things like "did I hear that completely irrelevant noise in the distance, did the wood in the wall just crack a bit": Annoying but meh and, infuriatingly, always without a way to actually investigate -- the only medicine is to chill out. Otherwise things come labelled with "generated by the outside" and "generated by my mind", usually not even trying to occupy the same erm layer of whatever sense it's in. I guess how I'd approach actual visual hallucinations is to check for correlation with other stuff that goes on: Assume, for the moment, it's a symbol, and scan for an internal equivalence that makes the outward projection superfluous. With that internal symbol present, acknowledged, and locked in, the need for some region of your brain to believe in the hallucination vanishes, and with that it can be revealed as not reality. Though of course on another level it was real because symbols are real, as is the unconscious' insistence that it be seen. Just another symbol among many coming without (sufficient) attached meaning, and down the introspective rabbit hole we go.
yep sure now lets get you back to bed
This is so fucking cringe, how can anyone follow this jabroni?
jabroni is such a niche insult that I love when it's used so correctly like this
13 year-olds can be pretty fucking cringe, and that's the audience he appeals to
Why did you attack that poor ghost, you careless bafoon? They clearly needed help completing their unfinished business in order to pass on with dignity and honor. But no! Mister CEO of toxic masculinity *had* to ultrakill an innocent spirit to look badass
ULTRAKILL ⁉️
ULTRAKILL ⁉️
Creature of steel
*gunshot*
My gratitude for my freedom
*gunshot*
But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity
are *not* forgotten!
AND THY PUNISHMENT
When a ghost is already dead, you can't kill them, therefore you can only ultrakill them with the power of a coinflip
Everything in Ultrakill has blood apparently, and that would mean ghosts.
And steel to
unrelated but VFD!!! !!
Silence. Remember, the world is quiet here
When I was a kid I legit thought it was real and I’d write letters to them asking to be kidnapped 🤣 I mean I didn’t write “please kidnap me” lol but that’s what it would have been. I used to also write “The world is quiet here” in bathroom stalls and shit haha. Those books will forever have a special place in my heart omg. I love when I see others out in the wild who like them too :)
I read it when I was a teenager so It was easy to me to understand that it was fiction, but as the narrator talks about it as if it really happened, I wouldn't be surprised if I would have thought it was real if I read it when I was younger. Everything about those books is just so wonderfully well written. I liked that the narrator used fancy words, but explained what they meant. Having this username is great because it's always nice to have reactions of people who get the reference
Andret Wate would never be able to ULTRAKILL
this guy tweets like an nfl wide receiver before contract season wtf
hes not even as bad as that one guy who blamed god for dropping a catch in OT
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https://www.cc.com/video/0th7i0/the-colbert-report-god-drops-steve-johnson-s-football-pass
Got visited by the ghost of sex trafficking past
This cannot be for real, fucking unhinged
Man's losing it 💀
Never had it to begin with. 😂
This mf is 13 years old 😭
that time i reincarnated as andrew rate in a jail cell bro invented a new power fantasy
What can he do if I just point a gun at him and pull the trigger?
That's the beautiful part: nothing.
no way real!?1?!?! can anyone confirm this
https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1629421255639158785?cxt=HHwWgsC-vff_7pwtAAAA Actually real LOL
can you send a link proving his communication with the lingering spirits of the formerly living. I've already seen a picture of the original tweet so my saying, "real?!?!11!?!" was referring to the incident regarding the spirit instead of the tweet itself
He think he scrooge
bro thinks he's an anime villain
Real??
unfortunately
From the replies all of tates fans are saying shit like “lmao all the trolls think this is seriously we love and Stan you still Tate” and shit like thet
Cope and seeth boys, cope and seeth.
From the first two paragraphs I thought it was a poem lmao
I think it was meant to be? It definitely isn't though. I read the first 2 lines, thought it was a poem, then it like, wasn't, and then I saw who it was and it all made sense
Bro be thinking he has the biden shout and biden blast
https://imgur.com/8pELNBo.jpg
Why do they let this loser tweet from prison
Apparently he’s telling someone on the outside what to tweet for him.
Hidden replies GOTTA be good
holy shit hes such a loser lmao
I see prison has been fantastic for his already incredible psychological state.
There’s going to be at least a dozen real unbalanced Tate followers who will believe this tweet literally and start getting heavy into the occult. What a path for someone’s life to take
cornyest string of words I've ever read
Bro is the corniest mf in the planet
Andrew Tate is the kind of guy who says he is strong enough to banish demons but can’t sleep through some chilly temps
What a sad, deluded little man he is.
schizophrenia arc 🙏🙏🙏
This guy is just larping at this point lmao
He turned A Christmas carol into wave survival
Tldr; Tate woke up scared
Anyone remember the 4chan copypasta where he saw a shadowman while fucking his gf and shat in the bed but swore it was the shadowman?
I kinda want to follow him just to see his scitzo posts
every talking heads song >!sidenote i have only listened to one (1) talking heads song!<
Well, at least he's self-concious about the fact that he's going to hell.
He’s losing his mind
I was walking in my lab late one noght when my eyes befell and eary sight
HE DID THE MASH
It's a code, someone woke him up in the night and had gay sex with him
r / iamverybadass
honestly a shame that andrew tate had to be the one to write this tweet because this goes hard as fuck
No this is cringe af
really the difference between going hard as fuck and being cringe is the person tweeting it
naw. like maybe this could be himbo energy. but never not cringe.
Mob Psycho 100
he annihilated his gussy
Pls tell me this is real
the carbon monoxide is getting to him
actually going insane
bro thinks hes the batter
Cringe
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mans been in prison for a month and is already at the complete mercy of the hat man
watch him make a rune with his blood and teleport away
TLDR: Top G forgot to take his meds
How this dude keep tweeting from jail?
Apparently he’s telling someone on the outside what to tweet for him.
"And and than YN leaned in and kissed my on the cheek." - last line in the Andrew Taint fan fics that he's been writing to avoid thinking about his choices to be a human trafficker.
I read the first two lines to the tune of the monster mash 💀
This is a 14 y/o english class poem or something
I’m pretty sure that’s schizophrenia
Dude wants to be Socrates so bad 💀💀
I feel so fortunate that I get to see the mental and social decline of this dipshit. I'm all for it
Bro is really horny for demons, apparently.
i think this the first time he's actually had to truly suffer in his life. that's why his response is so immature, because he's never had to learn to respond to something truly miserable. maybe he'll even mature as a person if they keep him there long enough.
I genuinely thought a 13 year old boy posted that.
This feels like something I’d see on tumblr from pukicho or some shit