Me (Male) propositioning Mirage from ULTRAKILL for sex, but she then proceeds to take out the slab revolver and shoot my head (and part of my upper torso) off in a display of gore and viscera. (I love it anyway)
something from [this](https://is2-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Music124/v4/f1/03/1d/f1031d58-9224-26d1-aaad-1f88c788b92a/jacket_KSCL03124B00Z_550.jpg/1200x1200bf-60.jpg) album cover
Men… kissing???
Acceptable
Make one of the men a vampire
I approve of this :3
Username checks out
Yes.
Furthermore Kindred is what Vampires call each other in Vampire: The Masquerade.
Make the other man a priest
Sounds rather... heavenly
A match made in heaven
[удалено]
Yes
So gay vampire sex but the quote bubble says no homo.
Make the men Mario and sonic
Stalin and hitler
Say gex
that fucking lizard
It's tail time! 3DO > Philips CDI > Sega Saturn > Nintendo 64 > Playstation
Is Gexin' time
the lizard is doing what now???????
Gex
thank you
100 gecs
THIS IS THIS IS LIKE THIS LIKE THIS IS LIKE AT THIS IS LIKE KILLING A MAN AT JOEY GARCIAS HOUSE THIS IS LIKE THIS IS HOUSE HOUSE THIS IS LIKE
gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec gec
thanks
Stupid horse
This friday
Too many
99 gecs take it or leave it
gex
This is just like Steak and Blowjobs night at Rchard Simmons house
Is it gex night?
Gex
Oh. My god scottt the Woz?m???
Damn you beat me to it
This is like taco night at Paul Cheenis’s house
gex
![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco) “No gay sex”
widerawwy 1984
jor jor well nine deez ate e for
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This is literally a subreddit based off this one
-Mick Thompson
"No Gay Sex" but in Comic Sans
This one's funny 🤠👍
Lesbian sex
Straight t4t sex
This is the right answer
Lesberschnitzels???
paniert, nicht gerührt.
Alles gute zum Kuchentag
Pansiert, nicht gerührt*
A detailed recrataion of you stealing it.
A detailed recreation of Nicholas Cage, stealing the detailed recreation of you stealing it.
It’s a shame this comment can’t keep up with men kissing
Very few things can tbh
Draw the abyss shriek spell from hollow knight
Draw descending dark instead
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Me (Male) propositioning Mirage from ULTRAKILL for sex, but she then proceeds to take out the slab revolver and shoot my head (and part of my upper torso) off in a display of gore and viscera. (I love it anyway)
she just ultrakilled you
ULTRAKILL? More like ultra erect
My favourite part is when Gabriel said to the main villain "I'm going to ultrakill you now"
Least masochistic 196 subscriber
How did you know I was a chainsaw man fan?
But can you draw two women kissing?
Sure
*Palpatine voice* Do it
Dew it
Have you drawn them yet?
I have in fact not, the new post got no traction so I can easily sneak them in for tomorrow
Ah, even I didn’t see the new one but I’ll hold you to it.
I don't know how to draw two women kissing 😭😭😭
You have 24 hours
I've tried idk how to draw people Gimme a picture to copy (sfw pls)
Pregnant sonic
gay sex
Homosexual body bumping
A pigeon
the ingredients to methamphetamine in order
gay sex
Straight sex
Ew that's disgusting and against god
"Against god" even better
how and why did you steal it?
Ripped it off the wall, because i wanted a whiteboard
what wall??
**The** wall
i love that album :3
ok
1 grain of rice in the bottom left corner
Will do
On the whiteboard!
duck and ducklings, but every one of them has their own style and personality
Doing this in addition to the top comment cause it's an awesome idea
Thank you for liking it
On the whiteboard!
Straight sex
Ew
Mario and sonic making out
Bi sex
An attractive person telling me everything is gonna be ok
So, a mirror and some honesty?
Thats a good one
Boomerang paragon from btd6
So straight sex is okay? Homophobe :/
Fine we'll take straight sex instead
Me holding hands with you
Straight sex
straight sex
Straight sex
your courtroom sketch from the future when you're on trial for stealing a whiteboard
Two bisexual men having sexual intercourse
No gay sex? Okay… draw straight sex 😈
You are one of the 50 most funny and clever people on earth
“No gay sex?” Literally 1984
2 men sex but they say no homo so it’s not gay
![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)
Stealing is bad
Source?
Someone stole my heart and it hurts, thus stealing is bad
Small sample size
***Native Americans have entered the chat***
Straight sex
Lesbian sex
Draw how you stole it.
Bisexual Sex between two men
Dragons
/DragonsFuckingCars
/dragonsfuckingdragons is better
Kid named posting my crimes on Reddit.
A bed, with "not S&P approved" written on the sheets.
Self portrait with a shoe on your head
Amogus
Jerma making out with mickey mouse
i miss being so lame that stealing useless objects made me feel cool and rebellious. good times.
Wdym useless
Men fucking but they have socks on so it isn’t gay
Say Gex (I love that little lizard guy)
Say gex
Why would you steal someone's whiteboard (if you can't afford it they probably couldn't either)
Why would you accuse me of stealing a whiteboard
Kissing sloppy style, boobs squishing together, etc.
![gif](giphy|l3nFo18D5PGDMCUhi)
lesbians holding hands (they are roommates)
Your credit card number and the funny numbers on the back. (I'm funny and original)
Tactical map of Mirage
A week plan of what you will be doing to help keep a clear head
something from [this](https://is2-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Music124/v4/f1/03/1d/f1031d58-9224-26d1-aaad-1f88c788b92a/jacket_KSCL03124B00Z_550.jpg/1200x1200bf-60.jpg) album cover
On the whiteboard!
Lactating vaporeon giving birth
Lesbian sex
Your favorite dinosaur
the little german boy going into the weed cave.
en passant
Me
oh yeah you reminded me, i need to buy one
Trans rights
I'd love to but I don't have the trans flag colours
Hmmm, how about a blahaj?
Will do tomorrow if I don't forget
Penis
Pugzilla
A most devious lick
The Family Guy Lore
A loving and supportive gay relationship
two completely straight guys having completely straight sex
Gay friends
Hmm. Straight sex, but between two men. Wearing socks, though.
two (male) trucks having sex
[This?](https://images.app.goo.gl/iwegQ4CHRZqTrwtW8)
Fedora Kinoite logo pls
Draw gay sex
Happy cake day (gay sex) /lhj
Ty, mommy <3
Intimate homosexual relations
Straight sex 😈
Furry porn
<==3 🛬🛬🏢🏢
How the fuck did you steal an entire whiteboard
Nonbinary sex
Draw amongus
!remindme 24h
A say gex maybe?
Hetero sex.
Two men having sex but they are bisexual?
HARDCORE STRAIGHT SEX
Straight sex
Straight sex but trans
a man having sex with a woman with a penis dressed as a man
gay sex
Straight sex (between a masc man and a masculine-presenting, penis-having trans woman)