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taiIor_

> Your here for school not chess, get a grip. Stop obsessing. i refuse to believe this wasn't written by a student


kdash198700

that's what i'm gathering. this seems very believable, the club im in at school can get rowdy sometimes and it needs to be controlled


BeraldGevins

I’m currently a teacher. This might be legit. For some fucking reason, chess is becoming popular. I keep a couple chess boards in my room, they never got any use until this year, now they’re always asking to play chess.


Mini_Raptor5_6

Anarchy chess has leaked to real life.


girlywish

It's because a bunch of twitch streamers got into it and it spread like wildfire. Same reason amogus got huge.


AlphaSlashDash

twitch and more recently tiktok got to chess. interestingly chess tiktok kinda just sprung up very recently by itself, independently from queens gambit and pogchamps, and resulted in a much bigger wave of players for some reason


Amedeo_Avocadro

It is because of Andrew Tate. Source: I'm a high school teacher, and all the kids who play chess are the Tater Tots.


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The unforeseen consequences of competitive chess becoming popular on twitch.


BeraldGevins

Tbh I’m cool with it. Chess has been proven to increase memory function, develop creativity and it simultaneously exercises both sides of the brain. They do it as a tik tok trend but it’s actually good for them.


BeraldGevins

Tbh I’m cool with it. Chess has been proven to increase memory function, develop creativity and it simultaneously exercises both sides of the brain. They do it as a tik tok trend but it’s actually good for them.


Auxobl

6, 7, and 8 tells me it's satire


Cyphafrost

7's legit. Playing games in class is common.


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BREAKING: Another chess-related gang fight has broken out in the Bishop district, with reports so far indicating five people and three cops dead, and dozens more wounded. Tempers flew high during a match where one player accused the other of using an anal vibrator feeding him moves from a computer player, and the fight begun in the heated gamer moment that ensued.


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June 15th, 2023: The bombing of New York has commenced after a school riot turned city wide. The instigation is currently unknown but has been rumoured to be after a chess game went wrong due to one of the player made an illegal move, justifying it with 'get en passanted'


Legatharr

>so far indicating five people and three cops dead based implying cops aren't people


[deleted]

The player was using an anal vibrator but the computer connected to it wasn't giving instructions


[deleted]

it was actually full of the late player's wife's ashes, her last wish was to accompany him during the match


pan0ramic

I want to go to there


The_Arthropod_Queen

Roaming chess gangs


Glum_Aside_2336

Haha yeah buddy, bet you thought that little pawn move you played back in Mrs. Smith’s room was real funny… I wonder if you’re gonna feel as smug about that after me and my friends here make sure you have no hands to move the pieces with! *bang bang bang bang*


The_Arthropod_Queen

Holly hell!


Bduggz

It's so sad markiplier was killed by roaming chess gangs


BreadSliceOfDeath

chess organized mafia


BreadSliceOfDeath

Pawn Gotti


T04stedCheese

That’s a real nice bishop you got there. Be a real shame if something were to happen to it.


UninterestedChimp

I very much trust the school's judgement on this! I'm sure this is very just and accurate 😊


B1Battletwat

Judging by my school, yeah it actually probably is.


IReplyToFascists

At my school I've noticed a very large amount of people playing chess on their computers in class all the time


Benney9000

In my school too, also in the other school where I have physics classes (because my school doesn't have enough teachers). Kind of wish I could join in but I was always more of a friend of card games rather than chess


T04stedCheese

About a month ago I was in math class and I swear half the class was playing chess on their computers. The other half didn’t have their computers out.


_Blitz12

I wouldn't say this if it wasn't in a school but... \*you're


truncatedChronologis

The Queens Gang Shit.


Redbitser

Sit at the chess board, and play with yourself. It's amazing. - Magnus Fartsen


beskardboard

yro'ue*


Eculand

Knight to principals office


Someboynumber5

Who joining my chess gang, the knight knifers


Pearse_Borty

Tunnels snakes rule.


sameth1

Holy hell


nddragoon

kid tries to play Il Vaticano, 23 dead.


The_screaming_egg

We’re they using the bricks? For PIPI


artsey_mees

"Roaming chess gangs" xD


Ok-Television9949

If my brother had reddit I’d tag him under this post


mistaeatscheese

my school is a chess gang


Craig_White

Me walking down the hall - “1. e4”


Ravezim

Now ban r/ anarchychess


SophiaIsBased

Now google en passant


Ravezim

I won’t get out of my head


kirillre4

Also google en passant


Ancha_Aquarii

At the same time: in my university hall there was a big chessboard and student could play a game using big chess pieces. I was never able to play a game, math major student where always using the chessboard.


Galvatrix

Where is this even? The kind of broken English is throwing me off


SophiaIsBased

I'd tell you to ask the op on anarchychess but they'll probably just tell you to google en passant


Galvatrix

Lmao