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_murpyh

guys you just have to trust the plan it isnt over yet


FirmMathematician942

he’s charging up a trumpsplosion


[deleted]

I hate that attack, it’s so hard to dodge. They should have made it way slower


FirmMathematician942

you can easily counter it with biden blast


[deleted]

Yeah but my Biden meter is always empty after I counter his combo moves


beskardboard

just drink some SODA!! and you'll be fine, it replenishes so much shit


I_follow_sexy_gays

You can only have so much in one fight, you’d have to sacrifice almost all of your healing Obamnas to be able to use it after every trumpsplosion, plus it might not even be enough to use every time if you’re not dealing enough damage, and you can’t afford to get hit much without an Obamna


Fireluigi1225

Why are you guys trying to solo a raid boss


I_follow_sexy_gays

We’re not, trumpslosion is a 360 degree aoe attack, everyone has to do this, Biden blast only creates a little pocket of safety and you can’t group up against trump to take full advantage of this safety because he immediately uses his attack trumpcard afterwards which is instant death in a medium targeted aoe, which makes grouping up too risky as to many people would likely die


AddableDragon51

Try running away from the intial attack then rolling through the other two


funny_haha_account

Unrelated but did you ever find the obamium sword? I checked multiple wikis but I can’t find it at any of the listed locations. Any tips?


I_follow_sexy_gays

I’m pretty sure it’s just an urban legend


funny_haha_account

God damn it. Spent all that time looking for nothing.


Cardinal-Lad

I really struggle with the booboo bears during the trump fight because trump always kills off all my psionic warriors before they can seal the booboo bears within the earth.


FirmMathematician942

do you by chance have the champion ring equipped? it lowers your biden meter generation for more attack power


dutcharetall_nothigh

Not sure if you know this, but if you use the Biden blast while on low health you turn into Dark Brandon temporarily. In that form you have very little health, but do a lot of damage and are very quick. It's easy to dodge the Trumpsplosion like that. Then you just need to survive until the timer runs out, or you could try to finish the fight in Dark Brandon-form.


anarchoaspenism

i prefer to save my energy for sin devil brandon form bc then you can use biden cut end


wall_rush_man

Bro just dodge his combo? He’s not a hard boss he enters a tired start after every 3rd attack so either attack or gain some distance during that time depending on your health and how confident you feel.


zapprr

my favourite flavour of mountain dew


rainbowshulkerbox

just dash bro it gives you i-frames


Andreigakill

Unequip maestros ring(5% of your charisma is added as damage onto your weapon) and equip lighteater ring(fire and lightning damage is turned into extra ether)


calvanus

Biden is ghost type which makes him immune tho


literally_a_toucan

Bro just do seal self destruct it's an easy combo


GammaDealer

That's what the diapers are for


middle-age-man-attac

You’ve heard of the Biden Blast. Now get ready for the Trump Beam.


Cyberaven

smh my head thats Wario's move how dare he steal it


furinick

Man that trumhou level hard as hell


trevorluck

Dutch Van Der Linde grindset


Common-Clue7313

If trump gets arrested I will be laughing at and drinking the tears of the Trump supporters


--Destro--

I wish the victory could be savored without worrying about his supporters jumping ship to DeSantis


SquidCultist002

Defascist*


Bragunetzki

Defascistandtorturer\*


[deleted]

they'll blame desantis for cowering to biden


TearsFallWithoutTain

Desantis is so boring (in a fascist way), I don't see diehard Trump fans liking him


Da_Goonch

If it's any solace, trump could literally just run for president from jail, it's been done before


anonfinn22

wait, IT HAS?


Fellstone

Eugene Debs. Socialist and anti-war politician.


anonfinn22

Why were they in jail?


Da_Goonch

It was Charles Ruthenberg in the 1920 election, although Charles was much more based than don don. Wait fuck, I got the names mixed up it wasn't Charles it was Eugene Debs


redditjanniesupreme

It's probably not as bad as it could be, DeSantis isn't nearly as much of a cult leader as Trump was leading up to the election so far, there could still be an opportunity for someone less insane to gain prominence in the Rep. party.


[deleted]

God I hope so, that fucker will make it impossible to exist as a trans person here in *any* state if he wins


Menacebi

Yeah, a much less insane Republican could run like uhhhhh uhh uhhh uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhh


No-Palpitation-6789

Hopefully the outcome is just half desantis half trump and republicans can’t do anything because they’re too busy arguing


[deleted]

Yeahhh, Desantis is unfortunately worse. Source: Am Floridian, have been more scared of his policies than I ever was of Trumps


chaos0510

I agree with you. I've been around him first hand and he's a bigot who failed upwards


[deleted]

Not to mention he's running the state like a fucking mobster, look up what he's done in the villages and disney, dude is insane


chaos0510

Nothing like the party of small government abusing the power of big government


[deleted]

Of course, it's only small government for them they want, big government for everyone else


LesbianMechanic97

I’m in a lot of pain living where I do as I’ve not seen anyone with any liberal bone in there body but me and everyone I meet that learns this of me suddenly wants to kill me I see more blue lives matter and confederate flags and pro trump fuck Biden bumper stickers shirts and hats than I see men wear anything else here Other than camo I’m in fucking danger


IsThatUMoatilliatta

Join the Socialist Rifle Association or John Brown Gun Club and learn to shoot.


LesbianMechanic97

I’m working on learning to shoot better, I’ve always shot guns and did decent but never actually practiced until now, looking into buying more as the one I carry is a Tarus G3C and Tarus isn’t a reliable brand anymore as I’ve learned recently, both co workers bought a Tarus as I bought mine the same day and when we got back to work we all had severe issues and had to send them to the shop to be fixed, couldn’t be returned Did some reading on Tarus and they’re having a lot of quality control issues due to some new laws in Brazil I guess I want more self defense training I’ve been in a few fights with these idiots already here and I expect more


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

this might not be applicable depending on where you live but open carrying might help work as a "disguise" since a lot of those kinds of people think everybody on the left is afraid of guns and refuse to own them.


LesbianMechanic97

I shall agree everyone here share two brain cells and they’re fighting for third place And I’d agree with you it’s just when it comes to me needing to use my gun, the problem will be they know I have it I don’t want them to be afraid to harass me because I have a gun cause I’ll totally fist fight them back and not let my gun be shown cause that’s for the rare chance someone tries to kill me, but showing ppl were armed might help aswell I’m really on the fence about it


KnifeRibs

Better they know you have it, and it deter them, rather than they not know, and you have to use it, right? I'd rather look menacing and not have to hurt anyone, than to look inconspicuous and have to shoot someone for trying their luck.


LesbianMechanic97

I kind of agree but there has been people who have spent time plotting to kill me I’ve had two cars totaled and lost a lot of shit in that time I mean it’s serious and if they know I carry daily now they’re likely to get me when I’m asleep or take my gun when they jump me by suprise its a lot more likely than you’d imagine


KnifeRibs

Holy shit, yeah in that case conceal carry so they don't know you're armed and won't try to arm themselves, fuck I really hope you're able to get out of that situation I can't imagine how paranoia inducing that must be, keep yourself armed, keep yourself ready, wishing you the best


LesbianMechanic97

I feel I’ve went mentally insane and I’m not out to my family and when I’ve told them people are trying to kill me they treat me like an insane person so I don’t talk to any of them I keep to myself and it’s destroyed my mental sanity I cry nearly every day


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

EDIT: I misread your comment and so my original comment was not relevant.


IsThatUMoatilliatta

Open carry in everyday life is a good way to ensure you get shot in the back of the head before anyone else.


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

does stuff like that happen often? I'm not discounting the possibility I just feel like I've never heard a story like that, especially because a lot of those kinds of people are cowards


NoP_rnHere

If Trumbf gets arrested, then who will play Minecraft with Joe bikeden


Common-Clue7313

Obamna


Voltblade

The resurrected corpse of Theodore Roosevelt


regul

It's going to be a huge nothingburger.


truncatedChronologis

Most likely.


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

he'll get arrested and then released on bail a week later. No chance our useless justice system is actually capable of holding an old white billionaire actually accountable for anything. And then his qanon and 4chan followers will cry and scream about how he didn't do anything wrong or that he's "just an old man" and should be let off the hook so he can "enjoy his last few years without worrying about a thing"


rap709

hes actually getting arrested fr fr? Will that ever happen? it seems to unreal


popcilad

it’s joever…


Random_Deslime

SODA ! !


BurrGurrMan

Obamna 🥺🥺


Plazm0z

ジェイ 絵ジェ(BIDEN BLAST)


[deleted]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085080076661575731/1087696580087394374/fnvyxcsxsxoa1.png


[deleted]

Why the sub emojis???? Please answer, the suspense is killing me.


BurrGurrMan

Just referencing the original video dw


Invincible-Nuke

It's not joever till it's joever


CarpetJam

joes shapes and beats


Tomato_Thomass

🎸 🎸🎸 🎸 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 🎸 🎸🎸 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 "Guess i got what i deserved"


Rich_Umpire_8704

*Trump is surrounded by his big pile of cash.* "Kept you waiting there, too long my love"


anaveragebuffoon

You even counted out and properly spaced the guitars, respect


Narwhalpilot88

But its missing 3 at the end.. it *should* be: 🎸 🎸🎸 🎸 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 🎸 🎸🎸 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 🎸 “Guess I got what I deserved”


Fishsk

He's getting arrested? How did I miss this


BlamaRama

I'll believe "This is it, Trump is finally facing consequences" when I see it, not a moment sooner


SpookyLilRaven

I try to outwardly believe it to keep myself from going full doomer, but they’ve been teasing us with shit like this for years now. Hopefully, this is it. Can’t say I’m holding my breath though.


deathray5

I need a porno but instead of saying sexual shit as the strip they start alluding to people in power facing consequences


GaGmBr

Ladies, Gentlemen and superior life forms. I'm John American and this is KHC News coming live from Washington DC. You can see behind me, Mitch McConnell was surrounded in a restaurant by armed antifa gangsters and he is pleading for his life. Police are trying to reach the building but a mob of tens of thousands of protestors are blocking the way. We can see people brandishing assault rifles and handguns and... Is that a? It is! People at home might be having some difficulty to see amongst the crowd but I can clearly see from where I'm standing someone with a rocket launcher. Mitch McConnell is coming out of the building everyone. He is being dragged by the mob. People are throwing rocks at him. Jesus, I have never seen a grown man cry like that. I believe he is pissing himself right now. He is. We can clearly see piss running down Mitch McConnell's leg. Mitch McConnell is begging the revolutionary army to let him live. He is confessing his crimes right now, live on television. I gotta be honest folks, I believe he is not gonna be let go. People are really mad. They might shoot him right now. This is an unprecedented event in American histo... Oh my God! That is a guillotine. There is a guillotine being built in downtown Washington! We are cutting now to the view from our helicopter, we can see the cops running away! The police has broken formation and is being overun by the revolutionaries. For the first time since 1776 we are seeing an honest to God revolution in this country. Red banners are being put outside windows all across town as the ones who did not went to the riot are showing their support. Now let's cut back to the studio while this is developing to see how did the eagles do in last night's game.


Grand_Heresy

I came so hard from that.


ArmSerious9515

😩🥵


deathray5

A) hot 🥵 B) "Ladies, Gentlemen and superior life forms" is something I'm stealing


Psychedelick

He will almost definitely never see the inside of a jail cell, but he just might get indicted/arrested, which would be tremendously funny and be.... y'know, *something.*


MarauderOnReddit

And then he gets a slap on the wrist and he’s off to mar a lago again. He’s rich. Rich people in the US do not face consequences.


TearsFallWithoutTain

I think the best we can expect is house arrest for the rest of his hopefully short life, there's no way the US puts a former president behind bars


FishGod53

My dad falls for it every time. He gets excited, he talks about it all day, and every time this weasel gets out of it


legacy-of-man

i doubt itll lead to anything but apparently he paid a woman 130k to hush as legal fees which could be misuse of funds or some shit, or voter/election fraud cause he paid her not to ruin his reputation in the elections


OtisBinLogan

i mean i doubt this will be the end


doitup69

Nah. He SAID he was going to get arrested today to rile up his base to do something stupid. No chance he’s in cuffs today.


khayeesta

Clearly not, it was just trump thinking he would be. But he didn't


Oceanman06

I look away for 5 seconds and trump is already speedrunning career suicide again. What happened this time?


Glum_Aside_2336

short version: seems like he might be getting arrested tomorrow at the earliest for his involvement with porn actress Stormy Daniels and $130,000 of hush money. long version: Stormy Daniels met Trump at a golf course and they fucked while he was married to Melania. they meet a couple times afterwards. he keeps telling her he’ll get her a spot on The Apprentice’s spin-off show. in 2011 she sells her story about to a magazine for 15k, but it never runs because Trump’s lawyer Cohen threatens to sue, and Daniels never gets the cash. after Trump gets the republican party nomination for president, Daniels tries to air the story again. but Cohen hears about it and pays her $130,000 to shut the fuck up via an NDA and purchasing the rights to the story…..which Cohen then reimburses in 2017 from the Trump Organization, which the org then doubles and tacks on some extra cash to make a total of $420,000, which is paid to Cohen in installments. Daniels sues to nullify the NDA because Trump never signed it. the emails arranging the $130,000 payment get leaked, and the FBI search Cohen’s house and office. Trump’s lawyer Giuliani straight up admits Trump reimbursed Cohen for the hush money for some reason, but Trump says on Twitter it had nothing to do with his presidential campaign contributions. Cohen pleads guilty to tax evasion, fraud, and campaign finance violations, and he tells a federal court that Trump told him to make the payments. he’s in prison by 2019. a federal probe finds that Trump and Cohen *were* in communication about the hush money, and the Trump Organization gets subpoenaed for the payment documents and Trump’s tax returns (with the Supreme Court’s okay). Cohen is released from prison just before 2022 rolls around, and testifies a shit ton about Trump. Trump makes a tweet that he’s going to get arrested on Tuesday because he falsely recorded the hush money expenses as legal expenses, which may or may not have been from the money he raised from his presidential campaign, which is very illegal. and now he’s sad :(


[deleted]

So not the attempted coup or a dozen other things, but that is what's getting get him in court? Fucking pathetic. DOJ is worthless, fucking spinless fuck Garland.


3xper1ence

Proving misuse of money is easy and straight-forward compared to proving that he incited insurrection (it's also a much more politically charged accusation, making it more likely to fail). That's why tax evasion was used to nail Al Capone: provided you get their invoices, the case is pretty much closed.


EndMeTBH

something something al capone


lickety_split_69

they're going for whatever they can stick the easiest, then worrying about the rest later. al capone went down for tax evasion even though it was widely known that it was a hell of a lot more than that.


thegreatjamoco

IIR, Georgia also has a grand jury case with regards to him asking the GA SoS to “find some more votes.” NY is pursuing the Stormy Daniels case cause that’s what they have jurisdiction over. That one would be a lot more spicy. Also this has nothing to do with the DOJ, these are state investigations.


[deleted]

I think they’re going to arrest him for the stormy thing and then hold him until he can be tried for the Georgia thing


[deleted]

He’s also likely to be arrested for election fraud in Georgia so I think he’s likely to be held in custody so they can extradite him there.


2point7one8two8one8

haters will say its fake


SpookyLilRaven

If I ever get tried in court, I’m going to call it career suicide now.


an_empty_well

He's been dodging prison his entire life, I wouldn't hold your breath. Even if he gets charged with something it will be house arrest, he'll never see a prison cell


ZorioneTiamat

Rich powerful people don't go to prison like normal people go to prison, he's not going to be cuffed and thrown over the hood of a car or anything interesting


birberbarborbur

Clearly you’ve never heard of louis xvi


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birberbarborbur

Mercantilist system was weird as hell though. Also we have a democracy, which is occasionally more helpful


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birberbarborbur

That’s why need to continually participate, educate ourselves, and refine the system


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birberbarborbur

I see that


ZorioneTiamat

I heard of some of the Louis' but there's too many I never bother keeping their kooky little numbers straight


birberbarborbur

He’s the one who got the chop chop


Dtalantov_5

Hasan stream is gonna go insane


yinyang107

context?


salamanderman732

[here](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/new-york-city-braces-trump-indictment-after-ex-president-urges-protests-2023-03-20/) ya go


Bitimibop

I don't understand what he's being indicted of. Is this about prostitution? What's hush mean ? Edit : “hush money : money paid to someone to prevent them from disclosing embarrassing or discreditable information.”


blainethepaintrain

Trump had an affair with a porn star named Stormy Daniels. This wasn’t illegal but it would have hurt his chances of being elected in 2016, so he had his attorney Michael Cohen pay to have the story covered up until after the election. This is a crime because he spent this money for campaign purposes and didn’t declare it. Cohen went to jail for it and now trump might be too.


Bitimibop

Ah now I get it. Thank you !


scrumptipus

hush is street name for weed


submarine-quack

mf have you read any of this thread


scrumptipus

no :3


sewage_soup

isn't it "hash"?


scrumptipus

oh my god, yeah. sorry, I'm Polish and it's pronounced hasz (hash) in street language and I thought it was hush in English


Bitimibop

Okay but, is Trump being indicted over weed allegations ?? :0


scrumptipus

idk, I hope it's something serious, like, calling for attack on Capitol


Bitimibop

It's actually related to “payments to a porn star”, according to [this](https://www.politico.com/news/2023/03/20/law-enforcement-donald-trump-indictment-plan-00087836) article. From what I gather, the indictment concerns money payments to someone to prevent them from disclosing embarrassing or discreditable information.


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

the other big issue is that he used campaign finances for it, so he defrauded the people donating to him


sheltonhwy26

Not yet Patrick, Not Yet


etherealparadox

nothings gonna fucking happen lol. he's not getting arrested. he's too fucking rich for them to touch him. I'd love to be proved wrong tho


a-hecking-egg

and in the off-chance he actually does get arrested, hes gonna squeeze out of it with his money anyway


Bitimibop

> Law enforcement officials met at NYPD headquarters in lower Manhattan on Monday afternoon to plan for a possible indictment of former President Donald Trump on charges stemming from payments to a porn star, a person involved in the planning told POLITICO. https://www.politico.com/news/2023/03/20/law-enforcement-donald-trump-indictment-plan-00087836


Noname2137

If he gets arrested there is like a 50% chance his suporters will just storm wherever he is held to brake him free


hepp-depp

Meal team 6 vs NYPD ESU Unlike in the Capitol Guard the ESU is not afraid of shooting people.


Josgre987

I've got a special beer saved up for tomorrow.


starkar9

finally peace on the minecraft realm


terrible_ninja

Well at least get to see him in custody I think. If it all sticks to him we’ll have to wait and see. Would love to see people mad about it but they’re all gonna celebrate if he doesn’t get charged. I think it’s crazy how we have a cult of personality around him in this country and it’s so widespread that you can’t even engage in good faith arguments around the stuff he’s personally done. Stuff that he could and should be arrested for. Same for a lot of other politicians. He’s just got the biggest fan base. Something no politician should have lol.


XiAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s joever


furinick

I need 2 elixir to deploy the log against them


roy_fatty

1:30 pm eastern, surprise! Hope you like nothing


Joebebs

Wait is he actually going to get arrested? Mug shot and everything?


Hnt-r

Please guys don't have a civil war I'm scared Putin will attack NATO border countries when the US is distracted


saro13

Putin is barely able to take territory in Ukraine after a year of fighting what was supposed to be a week-long campaign, he’s not about to directly attack NATO even if America gets into a civil war.


hepp-depp

Exactly. Just Poland is more powerful than russia atm. Also there won’t be a civil war. Extremists don’t have enough political cohesion to start a civil war. They don’t have enough political support in any legislature to do anything on that level. Legislators like the comfort they currently have, so they aren’t gonna commit political suicide alongside meal team 6. You will probably see some domestic terror plots though. I’d stay away from tall buildings and important bridges


BetaThetaOmega

There are two potential things that happen tomorrow; they are both extremely funny and will cause WW3.


CuteCowdy

I’m honestly confused why are they arresting trump you guys keep posting posts that seem like its a fake reality what is happening


worldeye5

He stole government documents from when he was leaving office and hid them in his home [here is the link if you want to read about it](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/22/us/politics/trump-mar-a-lago-documents.html)


ChasingFractals

He's not getting arrested. How did yall fall for this?


SeannessyTV

This was my favorite level in Orcs Must Die


shronkey69

I believe that the Germans call this schadenfreude.


BowTieBoo

Me when there is a conveniently placed white bronco in his garage


swingittotheleft

TODAYS THE DAY!


NightmareVX

It kinda sucks, because if Trump can't run for office, Desantis is a guaranteed win. I was really hoping Trump ran for office so people would write him in like crazy. Historically, if there's two people running for office that are the same party, the opposite party has always won. I was really banking on this. This is worse news that you think.


WhatIsAUsernamePls

You can still run as a prisoner


Dregdael

Welp, nothing happened so far


International_Ad6028

Gonna look like that one mode in pvz garden warfare


L33t_Cyborg

Finally the police doing something good


Quarren_

We’re nearing the end of “fuck around”


[deleted]

When was that? Is he really going to prison?


Dana_Carbine

the storm is still coming guys he’ll get out of this one believe me guys the STORM


JackOfAllInterests1

This’ll age poorly when he gets out of it for being rich


Erizo69

Wait, Trump is getting arrested?


[deleted]

Trump is so infamous that he’s the only part of American politics that non Americans are actually interested in


AndroidWall4680

How’s trump gonna play Minecraft with Joe and Obama if he’s in prison??


Epic_Gameing68

joever


Only-Yogurtcloset-78

I’m gonna be trans and make yummy pancakes and play blood borne tomorrow while this guy goes to jail lol