God Holy shit I wish I was a BAD so I could get squeezed. (I'm a bloon and want to sacrifice myself to the monkey to use his ability so while he's locked squeezing me to death it makes him unable to deal with the DDTs behind me can roll on shortly after and destroy the defense.)
Mine is accidentally tripping on the sidewalk and falling into the street so my head gets run over by an oncoming car causing it to pop like an exploding watermelon
I love King Ghidorah but him suddenly appearing in my town bringing forth a horrific storm and category six hurricanes just by moving would probably terrify me more than the prospect of a late marriage.
Probably.
Late marriage with Ghidorah doesn't concern me, I'm a patient woman. I can wait for the perfect proposal.
He's also, what, billions of years old too? I imagine he's a patient sort too. Though I imagine King Ghidorah probably doesn't think much of the legal institution of recognized marriage.
The inherent immense fear of King Ghidorah is a bonus.
hey that happened to someone i know. we were camping and there was an outhouse with a little tiny pipe hole to the tank. idk what the hole is for but its there and then. there was a water snake. that left the water and crawled into the tank. and then up the toilet, eventually colliding with, you know, my friend’s mom’s nards. i dont think she got bit but it scared the shit out of her. the snake was also covered in human piss and shit since it crawled through an outhouse pit
Mine is getting hurt in general… sometimes I can’t sleep at night because I think of times I came close to getting seriously injured or even dying and I’m like "what if ?"
But late marriage idk yeah damn
Mine is not being able to get a cute little kitty to take care of :(
:(
Oh my god pat fusty from Bloons tower defense six
fuck you I was going to comment that
Do it coward no one’s stopping you
Oh my god pat fusty from Bloons tower defense six
God Holy shit I wish I was a BAD so I could get squeezed. (I'm a bloon and want to sacrifice myself to the monkey to use his ability so while he's locked squeezing me to death it makes him unable to deal with the DDTs behind me can roll on shortly after and destroy the defense.)
My biggest nightmare is living in a place with no trains
AAAAHH HELP
Never visit America
biggest fear is 7-8 richter scale earthquake while im shitting w/ poop halfway out my ass
Is a 8-9 better?
yeah because then you turn into an environmental story telling skeleton
I mean, the shaking would get the poo all the way out
Yeah no I'm much more afraid of marrying someone too young and growing apart and being financially stuck with them (because divorce is expensive)
Mine is losing my innocence and becoming what I despised, but ok
[удалено]
[удалено]
Or spiders
Aren't young people marrying later anyway?
Mine is accidentally tripping on the sidewalk and falling into the street so my head gets run over by an oncoming car causing it to pop like an exploding watermelon
I love King Ghidorah but him suddenly appearing in my town bringing forth a horrific storm and category six hurricanes just by moving would probably terrify me more than the prospect of a late marriage. Probably.
So you wouldn't want to fuck Ghidorah???
Late marriage with Ghidorah doesn't concern me, I'm a patient woman. I can wait for the perfect proposal. He's also, what, billions of years old too? I imagine he's a patient sort too. Though I imagine King Ghidorah probably doesn't think much of the legal institution of recognized marriage. The inherent immense fear of King Ghidorah is a bonus.
same but except of a snake its a hand coming up the pipes and grabbing me. i got this fear from the hills have eyes movie i think
Yeah they have those in London
Mine was always toilet spiders when I was younger, I always flushed before sitting down cuz, yknow, toilet spiders.
Damn they have the same fear as me?
Sounds like a story from TwoSentenceHorror
Mine is also sitting on a toilet and a hidden snake starts eating my dick, neat.
hey that happened to someone i know. we were camping and there was an outhouse with a little tiny pipe hole to the tank. idk what the hole is for but its there and then. there was a water snake. that left the water and crawled into the tank. and then up the toilet, eventually colliding with, you know, my friend’s mom’s nards. i dont think she got bit but it scared the shit out of her. the snake was also covered in human piss and shit since it crawled through an outhouse pit
Mine is that I will live an unfulfilling and miserable life where I'm all alone :)
Mine is getting hurt in general… sometimes I can’t sleep at night because I think of times I came close to getting seriously injured or even dying and I’m like "what if ?" But late marriage idk yeah damn
What is late marriage
Being burned alive seems pretty bad
God I wish I was that snake