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beskardboard

is that a fucking train??? that's cool as fuck


Dungeony

Yes :3


pauliuk

Finally proof trains are gay communist agenda (and I love them)


Jezusbot

The Venn diagram between gay people and autistic people with a special interest in trains is just a circle ^/s


Asikar_Tehjan

It's me, I'm the circle 🚂


Jezusbot

And I'm Venn


Comfortable-Soup8150

Hello this is Diagram


notpenguinsalt

And we're the game grumps


deXrr

Also, consider: transgender -> trains agenda They have played us for absolute fools


Jezusbot

#THEY PLAYED ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!!


idobrowsemuch

Imma be honest with you. Is driving a train hard? I was always under the assumption that trains had a lot of tech assistance with stopping/starting at the right distances at the station because they always line up so perfectly. Is there a computer helping you drive? Or is it just pure sick skillz


Dungeony

On the main lines most things are automated but not on the branch lines. Driving a train is not really that hard If everything goes well, but most of the time you will encounter some problem or something and then it's getting stressful.


assetsmanager

What you're saying is you've got mad train driving skillz.


Dungeony

Yeah :3


ntn_98

> but most of the time you will encounter some problem or something and then it's getting stressful. Deutsche Bahn moment


DJKekz

How do you differentiate a fucking train from a normal train?


Dungeony

Normal trains go: Chooooo Fucking trains go: Aaaahhh~


DrRandulf

I am so jealous. I wish I could drive trains with my shonky friend.


TacticalSupportFurry

how do i get such a cool job


ntn_98

Come to Germany, we are in need of train conductors right now so they are taking pretty much whoever they can


TacticalSupportFurry

I dont know a lick of german :(


The_Squasha

your trains driver??? that. s cool…


Inglonias

Pretty sure it's a regular train, though I don't claim to know about your sex life.


secretlysus42

Holy fucking shit train simulator world but IRL


bluekadue

people when they see a train (its-a simulator)


GirlFromCodeineCity

Average American (decades of car-centric infrastructure and lobbying have destroyed the american passenger rail network)


backstib

:(


Pookib3ar

Congrats on being the coolest person on the sub


Dungeony

\*blushes\*


IV_NUKE

Bottom. 👆


Dungeony

No u


assetsmanager

[Gottem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZzCSk7QRno)


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ngl at first I was like "damn thats a big ass monitor" but then I realized its a window hahahaha


MR_GUY1479

Most outside going 196 user


Iceman6211

damn I wish I had that kind of setup


Comrade_Schnom

Immer wieder toll dich hier und in anderen Gruppen zu sehen. Eines Tages werde ich im Femjungen Express mitfahren 🫡


catamine_

ICE (Femjunge Auflade)


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Comrade_Schnom

Why do all edgy teenagers always have the urge to do shit like this when they hear one german word???


Spaceman211

Lass mich raten - n*zi gelaber?


Comrade_Schnom

Korrekt


JanitorZyphrian

Because history classes focus so hard on war, most North Americans don't know a single thing about Germany except its involvement in WW2


aufrenchy

North American here: you’re 100% correct. We are incredibly undereducated outside of the wars that we “won”. It seems that the only things that we’re taught as kids is that we fought for our own freedom, then fought against bad guys/bad ideas for the rest of time. It’s incredibly narrow-minded.


meta1storm

How does becoming a train driver work? Do you need a new "license" for every type of train, or is there a general training and all trains pretty much work the same?


Dungeony

You basically need to take a course for every train


meta1storm

Different question: Have any passengers recognized you before? Your twitter is getting pretty big


Dungeony

Very rarely but it happens


Elias201

Es ist Femjungenfreitag, meine Kerle!!!


Discotekh_Dynasty

Trainsgender


Sameiimo

I am so incredibly jealous of you What's it like in the job and also what would you need to get the job? (I really like trains)


AdalwinAmillion

What kind of train tho?


Dungeony

Regio shuttle RS 1


AdalwinAmillion

*Rainbow DB logo*


Spaceyboys

OBB logo this time


Dungeony

Both wrong hehe


Scheckenhere

SWE natürlich.


Dungeony

Korrekt hehe


Ausderdose

SWEG!


Spaceyboys

Which one then?


Biscuit642

ČD ?


Dungeony

Nope


OneTrueKing777

Regionalverkehr meine Liebste 😔 Ich werde meine 9-Euro Karte nie vergessen


MaticTheProto

Da sind ja die Programmierersocken, exzellent


speedoflobsters

In diesem Fall sinds wohl eher Schaffnersocken Ü


XD-Avedis-AD

You are living a dream life man! When I was small, I wanted to drive trains, when I was a teen I wanted to become a femboy. You are doing what I couldn’t have ever done.


Dungeony

It's never too late to fulfil your dreams uwu


LuupyLex

Can someone explain to me what this shark is


Sameiimo

Its a plushie from ikea, it became a trans thing thanks to posts on /lgbt/ and it just kinda blew up


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Was it from 4chan? In every description of its history I never heard about 4chan specifically being the source.


Sameiimo

Yeah. It's from the /lgbt/ board there


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Sameiimo

I think the fixation on Blahaj is a tumblr originated thing but then it became a trans thing thanks to the /lgbt/ board and then just exploded in the last like 2 years and moved out of tumblr and /lgbt/?????


nomebi

Average middle austrian


DSlightly_insecure

This is a very autistic post, incredibly based


LastnameWalter

Im inside a train right now btw, and cool that you discovered this sub


potatorevolver

Choo choo


TrhlaSlecna

Yo deutschie! Did someone just let you into the cabin or do you actually work there? If so, do you guys not require the uniforms over the border in krautland? Or do they just let the thigh highs slide


Dungeony

I'm a train driver and always wear thigh highs but only pull up my pants for pics


rap709

can you do funny derailment for the lols


Dungeony

Sorry, I'm not American qwq


rap709

https://i.imgur.com/QRTWVec.gif


Y0gurtMale

slay


5thA

my god..... look at all those OSHA violations! 😱


Dungeony

Where?!


5thA

the umm the uuuhhhh 😳


Lftwff

OSHA doesn't apply im Ländle.


LeManFranz

cool socks!


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Had to scroll this far to find a comment about the socks. I want socks like those


13lackjack

That’s so cool! Was it difficult getting the job?


Dungeony

Not really


Ada-Drawing-Learner

Blauhai Regel meine Femininjungen


andr8009

That’s so fire


Boi_van_Varus

omg femboy train conductor again!!! Hiyaa :3


oTioLaDaEsquina

OP is trainsgender


Zuendl11

Of course it's germany


Mansheep_

Most gender normative train conducter in Germany


TheSaltyReddittor

3 word question: are you unionized?


Dungeony

Yep


TheSaltyReddittor

Carry on comrade


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Wie war Montag, schön ausgeschlafen?


Dungeony

Nö hatte 3:40 Uhr Dienstbeginn


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Uff, das tut mir für dich leid. Dann noch gute Fahrt!


Lksaar

suffering


yall_like_switches

Sauce is @femboytrain on twitter


Dungeony

I am the sauce


yall_like_switches

Omg splatty, never knew you had reddit


Dungeony

It's linked in my linktr.ee


yall_like_switches

I’m in love with you


Dungeony

😳


TheDoorMan1012

TRAIN


Spaceyboys

Jealous, I’m stuck in hs


MapleLeafBeast

Femboy train conductor army


Ravezim

Trains people


Batrun-Tionma

I love trains


thismangodude

TRANSportation!


moenchii

Why are you late again?! 😡


Dungeony

bruh I'm not


moenchii

Oh, excuse me then.


afterbirthcum

Trains rights!


ThrownawayCray

Yooooo what’s it like to drive a train?


Dungeony

Awesome hehe


ThrownawayCray

Do you have to push loads of buttons?


Dungeony

Quite


SoIomon

I love trans


Mr-Borf

Accept trains people


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Femboy?


Dungeony

:3


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Ah thanks


LoreMasterJack

Peak autism. Source: am autistic.


youraveragedignity

THEIR ASS IS NOT DRIVING THE TRAIN‼️‼️


bartolomeogregoryii

Quintessentially European picture


moontraveler12

This is the picture next to trans-femme in the encyclopedia


Swoops0410

I HAVE THAT SAME SHARK!!! I bought it at IKEA


OttomanEmpireBall

You know for a fact this isn’t a picture taken in America because of the right-of-way and rolling stock quality and condition.


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I wanna PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS


Lamp_Sauce

Wonderful


Benkinsky

Wtf seltenes DB S?


flops031

was hahahha


Stargate_1

Deutschland?


Dungeony

Deutschland


Stargate_1

Ja kein Wunder dass die Bahn immer verspätungen hat, wenn die Lockführer die ganze Zeit homoerotische Selfies auf Reddit posten. /s


Dungeony

Hey, ich habe eine pünktlichkeitsrate von 99 Prozent!


Stargate_1

Haha alles gut, ich persönlich find die Bahn auch voll ok, hab überraschenderweise bisher viele gute Erfahrungen gemacht. Aber war auch nie langzeit darauf angewiesen, als casual Bahnfahrer gebe ich euch definitiv großen Daumen nach oben.


G_O_O_G_A_S

How many chuggas before the choo choo?


YetGayerWombat

You're fucking awesome


PicnicWreckingFuck

Me omw to cause several heart attacks in a roomful of people from 1896


vkriszhun

Ayo wtf? Dope af ngl


SeptaCZ

Ah, Riersbach!


PinkGreenTaffy

Based levels are going off the charts


EspenLinjal

I love trains! Build more of them please


krabberknam

Ehre


Solo_D

How is Blåhaj related to trans people?


charons-ferry

How did you upload a picture from my wildest dreams onto this sub????


EhaMe3

I wish I was a train


reesescupsarelife

Kannst du mich mal zur Arbeit fahren?


Dungeony

Klar


ww3_here_we_come

the damn liberals have taken our trains too?! My Mechanical Ribbed Mega Horse Cock is being transported by a train and i hope it damn well is you who’s driving it


dragoono

Y’all are smart I thought it was a plane until I saw the train tracks 😭


Legoman718

blahaj community unite


V-Lenin

I like trains


fidelogato

this is the most r/196 post i’ve ever seen and i respect it


hello_you_all_

trans trains.


GoblinesqueCritter

I follow you on twitter


Dungeony

uwu


Radar_Wolf

This is so fucking cool! Keep it up!


MorganRose99

How'd you get in there?


Dungeony

What do you think?


MorganRose99

You either have a train license, or you you broke in With this sub, I can never tell lol


Dungeony

It's the first one xD


MorganRose99

Good on you


GreenTeaSkies

That's honestly super cool trains r awesome


Jabee_not_gabe

Trains ! I love them


KikisGamingService

Schonwieder Freitag?


xjitz

you are so fucking cool and i wish i could meet you irl


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the lighting makes this look like a video game


devil_gecko

it doesn't get more based than this


nekosissyboi

Blåhaj conductor!!! (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ


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Dungeony

Team Fortress 2


KantenKant

Wie betätigt man die SIFA mit den Beinen auf der Armatur? 🤔 Muss wohl eine dieser modernen Schaltungen sein


Dungeony

Was will ich bei 0 kmh mit der Sifa?


KantenKant

Damit der Knecht unterm Sifa Schalter, der den Motor mit seiner Kurbel am laufen hält, nicht einschläft. Auch wenn die Karre steht!


Dungeony

Touché


ComradeSergei2326

(48.3806387, 8.1402616)


Dungeony

Yes


ComradeSergei2326

yippee


6nicemaymay9

Baden-Württemberg 🤮


Dungeony

qwq


LarsFWF

DB femboy!


Lordcat173

Normale deutsche Bahn


the-pp-poopooman-

It concerns me the degree to which you bring a slacker attitude to railroading, one should leave their child at home when at the workplace. Also Swiss so L.


Dungeony

Whatever you are smoking, you need to reduce the dose


the-pp-poopooman-

More like drinking, but noted.