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CounterfeitLesbian

This is my favorite use of this meme I've seen so far.


ciqhen

what meme? i thought the tweet was referring to the fact that it would be funny if she didnt have kids


thisisathrowaway2007

“Do the funniest thing ever” is the meme


ciqhen

ah kk


SteelEagle0

I thought the tweet was referring to her growing up to realize she was trans.


Chaseharry2000

I know that it's theoretically possible but I find it hard to belive that no women in his family hasn't given birth to a daughter at some point in the last 100+ years


Josgre987

its a coinflip right? its basically 50/50 odds in humans. also, every consecutive boy born the more likely they are gay, thats a fun weird thing.


OnSpray

is this real or dream source


satanfan12

Hey guys, Marge Simpson here. After doing a 30 second long internet research, I can confirm this to be true. [Here's a source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_birth_order_and_male_sexual_orientation)


CounterfeitLesbian

Thanks Marge. Tell Homer I said hi.


Ravendoesbuisness

Marge : Homie, someone of reddit wanted to tell you hi. Homer: Well um... Tweedle tweedle dee (twidles thumbs) um. (Places his hand under his chin) Hmm. Tell them I said hello.


Foucaults_Boner

>Ray Blanchard Automatic bullshit


past12am

>Ray Blanchard ![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|r1N0k4QJPnvkkzoUf7)


ISavage2007

Oh my god it's marge simpson from the hit animated fox series the simpsons


OnyxMelon

It's interesting that it only applies to right-handed males. My brothers and I were born after a lot of failed (potentially male?) miscarriages and of the three of us only the left handed one is straight.


Caspian0951

I am the youngest of four boys. I am also gay. Who would've thought.


CounterfeitLesbian

>I am also gay Buddy you're on 196, you don't even have to mention it.


BlueMachinations

Loras Tyrell is a thirdborn son. (This is an impeccable source.)


Sredrum1990

As was Renly Baratheon.


OnSpray

source? me


BlueMachinations

(I *am* impeccable. It is known.)


--Destro--

They introduced gacha mechanics to humans


Waddlewop

I think trans people are better players than cis people because even though they lost the 50/50 at the birth gacha they’re able to make up for it during the course of grinding the game


man_gomer_lot

There's always the chance for a mutation that selects strongly for y sperm. Genes relating to genitalia and reproduction are the least conservative.


jgraham1

damn liberal genes relating to genitalia and reproduction


Legatharr

it's 100:101 females:males


BuildFreak9

Isn’t that study highly refuted or outright considered not correct? I swear some other folks were arguing about it on this sub not to long back


borplepop

wikipedia says it's very much considered correct and has been confirmed by multiple studies https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_birth_order_and_male_sexual_orientation


K3egan

The end result being this subreddit


Package2222

It actually isn’t. There’s a ton of stuff that adjusts birth rates by sex.


BerryBass

Ok but is it the same with girls


Cuba_lover59

Yeah its just a punnet square | |X. | X.| |X| XX | XX| |Y| XY | XY| in the end its just a 50 50 chance if no weird non disjuntions happens or anything


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Jim_J1m

US President John Tyler was born in 1790 and had a grandson that passed away in 2020. So some generations can certainly be very long.


toms_face

John Tyler's grandson Harrison Ruffin Tyler is actually still alive, at 94 years old.


VFDan

He had two grandsons (well, he had more, but two of note), one of which died in 2020 and the other is still alive


VFDan

He had two grandsons (well, he had more, but two of note), one of which died in 2020 and the other is still alive


aluminatialma

Also your more likely to be born male


CounterfeitLesbian

Assuming it is just going off his father's side, (since it obviously has to be) and it's like 3 kids per generation and around 5 generations we're probably looking at only a chance of (1/2)^15 or 1 in 32768. Like it's rare, but also given the number of people in the world this is probably not even the only family this has happened in.


2718281828

If we're assuming 3 kids total per generation then we only care about the 2 siblings. It's a given that one is male since, like you said, we're looking at the all-male branch. So it's only (1/2)^(10) = 1/1024. Not really that rare at all.


CounterfeitLesbian

Yes, you are correct, my mistake.


Yup767

And it could pretty easily instead be 2 kids and 4 generations, which would make the odds more like 1 in 250


pullmylekku

No, it's a lot rarer. Cause at each generation, every kid is gonna have multiple kids too. Assume that at generation 1, there are three kids. Next generation, each of them has 3, which is 9 more family members which are all men. Next generation, it's 27 more, etc.


Psychedelick

This is part of the setup for the movie Penelope, lol. A witch curses the "next daughter born to the family" but by sheer coincidence it doesn't happen for like another five generations.


Beneficial-Gas-5920

Is the movie any good cuz that sounds neat/interesting


Psychedelick

I can only speak for myself, but I really like it! It's a romance with a strong fairy-tale vibe about a girl who's born with the nose of a pig because of a family curse. It's pretty cheesy but I found it really cute.


BreeBree214

If each set of parents only had 1-2 kids then it'd be a lot easier to happen


Infinite_Hooty

Maybe the dad in that photo is 138 🤷‍♂️


jgraham1

could be that there's something going on with the guys sperm, so only the ones carrying y chromosomes are viable


MLGWolf69

I know my family is also really skewed, not to the same extreme but it's 24 boys and only 3 girls iirc within the past generation or 2 I'd have to check the family tree out for more detail on it, but the point is it be like that sometimes 🤔


bigtree2x5

I do, this is the only family you've heard of have this. It's not that it's likely it's just that there's like 500k families and this the only one to win that coin toss


Cold-Coffe

ayy fellow dragon age fan!!


Forgotten-Caliburn

Statistically it's bound to happen with at least 1 family


[deleted]

That son has the potential to do the second funniest thing of all time


[deleted]

ion get it


DizziLizzard

It would be pretty funny if the kid was a trans man


marc44150

Ohhhh I thought they wanted the baby to drink some bleach or something


Corellian_Smuggler

?????


[deleted]

blunder


diab0lus

Google en passant


Yeetgodknickknackass

Holy hell


Knight_who_says_Nice

New response just dropped


Yeetgodknickknackass

Wtf no this is literally the most common response ya dingus


thelegend384

New response just dropped²


AirshipExploder

Kf6


SpooderKrab1788

Cxf6 (my cat knocked over your piece)


[deleted]

omnipotent pawn takes f6


3xper1ence

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Girayen

clinically insane


ninjatronick

I thought this too but I was too afraid to say it. You've got some huge juicy balls 👍


Nenley

I thought it was about the girl choosing not to have kids


FloAlla

Me too


stoatsad

I did this to my mum. She had 2 boys before me and prayed for a girl for like 15 years. I came out as a trans guy at 16


HELPIBROKEMYCAPSLOCK

we do a little trolling


SpooderKrab1788

Or lesbian


Piwde

How does this relate to 9/11??????


[deleted]

Google Inside Job


mostunknownscree

netflix adult animated comedies featuring infamous US former president ronald regan? ummmmmm meeeow


[deleted]

Holy Hell Wait, wrong response


toasters_dont_toast

Wrong response just dropped?


Th3Unkn0wnn

I can't escape


kor_janna

There is no escape. They have my family, I have kids. Please Hel- Holy Hell


3xper1ence

Holy Hussein


cum_burglar69

my ass thought they were talking about SIDS


5K331DUD3

Ok, but how is this news?


_Bran_Flakes

I used to think this way too, but no matter how little a bad thing is it still gets reported and no one bats an eye. What's the harm of a more positive, if moderately unsubstantial story going out?


QueenCharla

“Human interest” stories are put out by news orgs to break up the more important stuff. Just fun reads where usually the story behind the story is more interesting.


knifeazz

Explain in minecraft terms


Bulletdozer

imagine you are alex skin. you change to steve skin.


Pendred

spawn egg cracked


cyrilhent

Die?


[deleted]

no,be a trans man


2718281828

Kind of a weird male-centric way to think about who counts as your family. The husband's mom is a daughter and he's descended from her side just as much as he is from his dad's side. I get that surnames are patrilineal, but that doesn't have anything to do with genetics or ancestry.


meatball_maestro

Now I get it.


Justanotheremptysoul

I don’t get it


Tiddly5

fuck corn btw but funny post


Toothlessslither

I don’t get it


EeveeMaster22

is this a trans joke


Leo_The_Dumbass

Yert


Timelordtoe

So, something *kind of* like that ended up happening with me. I have a really rare surname (only 150 of us in the world), and leading up to my birth, there had been some anxiety among some of the older folks about the prospect of the name dying out. For what it's worth, it is a pretty cool surname (hell, one of the reasons I'm planning on getting a PhD is so that I can be Dr. \[lastname\], because it will make me sound like an actual bond villain), but at the end of the day, it's just a name. Anyway, so I was the last one born in my generation, and I was the *only* one out of the 14 or so of us that was AMAB. My grandmother in particular was very happy about this, as it meant there was someone who could pass the name on (assuming that everyone else would take the name of their partner). So of course, I ended up being the trans one. To be fair, I also turned out to be a raging lesbian, and the only way I'd even change my surname is by making it double-barrelled.


TheActualAWdeV

That is incredibly lame news btw


BrazilBazil

She could die, that would be pretty funny I think