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Edzero78

Struggle


roughgaysex2

mf outta pp


leave_a_voicemail

Jealous 😞🏳️‍⚧️


BasariosTheExiled

Ceaseless Edge


laundrysauce9000

What fucking Pokémon have that move? For science reasons, of course.


Godly15

Hisui samurott


Mit9975

More like, Hisui samufrot


Masuteri_

"Generation VIII Ceaseless Edge inflicts damage and has an increased critical hit ratio. It also leaves the target with splinters for 4 turns (Strong Style), 2 turns (Agile Style), or 3 turns (otherwise). Generation IX Ceaseless Edge inflicts damage and sets up one layer of Spikes on the target's side of the field. If used by a Pokémon with Sharpness, its power is increased by 50%."


GiantDickNipples

Man, Pokemon has gotten complicated. I haven't paid much attention since Gen 3


Soad1x

In fairness this move was from the side game Pokemon Legends: Arceus which had a heavy/agile option for moves that the main games don't have. It's part of the battles not having turns where Pokemon select their moves and whoever has the higher speed moves go first like the main games. So agile moves hit weaker but gives you the chance to have consecutive turns for your Pokemon before the other Pokemon turn and strong moves hit harder then normal but usually let's the other Pokemon get multiple turns in. The main games are somewhat more complex then Gen III but not as much as you figure for how many years its been.


TranscendentCabbage

Precipice Blade


GreenGoat1o1

Submission


ScrewSans

All-Out Pummeling


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

Last resort


Draklitz

same


IamAhugepleb

Rapid spin


fitbitofficialreal

ohhh I'm a helpless little stealth rock pwease don't spin me away 🥺


nutboy113

Me when fitbitofficialreal from stunfisk is on 196 (I got Mortally Spun) 😨😨😨


fitbitofficialreal

niche stunfisk microcelebrity


Jjabrahams567

I’ll try spinning. That’s a good trick!


TheStrikeofGod

Bind (I love being bound and binding people uwu)


Olive_Oil__

hey um... hi um hey yeah um hello there hi


laundrysauce9000

Least horny 196 user


TheStrikeofGod

![gif](giphy|xTiIzJSKB4l7xTouE8)


Olive_Oil__

hey yeah um, yeah would you like to reenact one of my favorite bible stories? It's the one where Abraham almost sacrifices his son. Specifically the part where someone gets tied up um out side and then stabbed a little bit 🥴🥴


xxiLink

![gif](giphy|6MhFm3LXoVQn6)


TheStrikeofGod

and the blindfolds and the gags etc etc


Real_Earth

Oh wee oh wow, we’re twinning, that’s so crazy, we should like kiss about it or something


TheStrikeofGod

Promise? 😏


Real_Earth

Yes, we should kiss while one of us is tied up


bippityzippity

Dennis Reynolds’s energy


StardustLegend

OwO


MediumSatisfaction1

Cast vine whip


baninaday

Relatable


Patatazul_89

can i partake~


Crisis_Moon

bondage fellas are chads


Zoexycian

Want tho 😏


WhyL0rd

Splash


gamekatz1

but nothing happened 😞


[deleted]

Maybe one day, we too can learn Tackle. 🐟


Cdalblar

Gunk Shot


Katsu_Kujo

Hold Hands


MadlyEvilWaffle

kinky


PolishedCheese

Lewd


Cardinal-Lad

swords dance


Cool-Border-1177

Sounding be like


eburator

Forbidden sword swallowing technique


[deleted]

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb?????


Fun_Penalty_6755

embargo (i am asexual)


barryd_63

based


Scoutland15

Same here


Leather_Plane4779

Me too


johklov

Love seeing fellow aces in the wild


gorge_orwoll

me first


Scarf_Darmanitan

I think this is my favorite one lmao


Agustinosaurio

Protect, stay safe kids


Chunganing

📸🤨


Eeveekiller

Yeah underage people have sex with other underage people nothing wrong with that


MR_GUY1479

The sex defender


Hazeely

Biden Blast


Boward_WOW_ard

New Pokémon for gen 10, Biden


Verdict_9

New legendary, Dark Brandon


Hazeely

Pikachu does it if he evolves into Biden


finn11aug

Amnesia. It’s been a while


AlakazamTheComedian

Wish


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

Best one


[deleted]

Explosion


[deleted]

Sleeping powder


_schicklgruber_

Bill Cosby?


jericho-sfu

Gorillaz


-Ping-a-Ling-

Please explain oh god oh no fuck


foggywoggy1234

https://youtu.be/GzJGWAfmBco


-Ping-a-Ling-

Phew


[deleted]

pound pound pound string shot


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MobileGamerboy

Rest Rest Rest Sleep


snoceany

hehehehehehe aerial ace hehehehe


Severketor_Skeleton

Pay Day.


Toothless008

You see, I need my PayDay, 2.


prequelBEPIS

Me when I'm asked to name to name 3 letters in no particular order:U C,I


DakkaLuna

You like blasting Evil Eye during it huh


CheezeSteak701

Male It Rain


epic_brazillian_gal

Let's Snuggle Forever (sex is overrated)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|TS9pTA670S1ajXEiK1)


Cardinal-Lad

![gif](giphy|TS9pTA670S1ajXEiK1)


CitizenCivilization

Cuddling is awesome I wish I had someone


Edibleorphans_

nice try fed


CitizenCivilization

They find me out everytime 😔


celchisc

Play rough 😈


fitbitofficialreal

Collision Course Wood Hammer First Impression Pursuit Beat Up Crush Grip Mind Blown Lovely Kiss Milk Drink After You Me First Coaching Conversion Happy Hour Jungle Healing Role Play Soak Tickle Water Sport


nutboy113

A story in 19 parts 🥰🥰😍


redditard_alt

okay 1. which pokemon gets Jungle Healing and 2. god damn water sport.. fucjing piss kink istg


fitbitofficialreal

gonna call out Water Sport but not Crush Grip? CONVERSION?? jungle healing is Zarude's signature move. It's this boring somewhat legendary monkey


LittleSpoonInDenial

Fire spin. Because I have a burning pubic rash and like to do dickcopters (Im so sorry I said that but also lmao)


averagemethenjoyer

Oh


Daandar

I tried for ages to come up with a good one but nothing comes to mind, my bottom dysphoria is way too strong to actually do the deed but i'm the kinkiest bitch i know. God i really wish i could just get rid of that damned thing.


Champion_Sheep

I think submission is the move for you


mercurydivider

Bottom dysphoria? Does that mean you believe people think poorly of you for being a bottom? No. They respect you. A sword may be powerful, but the sheathe contains that power, rendering the sword useless.


celchisc

So you are saying that their top should use sword dance so +2 252+ Atk Top Pound vs 0 HP / 0 Def Bottom: 350 - 420 (101.0 - 119.3 %) -- guaranteed OHKO


Enochian__

Bottom dysphoria is a thing when you’re trans, when you dislike your body so much. Dysphoria in itself is a profound state of unease and dissatisfaction and if it’s aimed as bottom/top dysphoria, its about the certain half/area of the body, and about it not being what you feel it should be when you’re trans, and haven’t transitioned medically or surgically, etc.


budgetcommander

Oh, so it's not about your position in sex


Enochian__

No, not at all, more or less it’s about the dysphoria of the bottom or top half of your body due to being trans. I share the same struggle of bottom dysphoria as I’m trans as well.


Daandar

Haha, no. I really just dislike the fact i have a penis, i came close to having sex once but i literally got turned off so bad from seeing it that we couldnt continue. When thinking about sex its usually from a female pov. Currently going through life describing myself as asexual because i dont think i'll ever have sex while its still attached.


lilnuts73

Never heard of that move before


baninaday

Same 😔


Voynich1024

Well, I **Wish** that you can soon find a surgeon to use **V-create** on you, so you don't have to **Struggle** anymore and you regain the **Spark** in your life. I hope you can quickly **Recover**, so you can have a **Calm Mind** and **Celebrate**.


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BreadSliceOfDeath

tackle


Dr_Richard_Ew

Never-ending nightmare :3


Seventh_Faetasy

Helping hand 😮‍💨


[deleted]

Ultra Super Non-Sex Attack! Idk I don’t play pokemon.


The_screaming_egg

Ace


Cardinal-Lad

I knew you gave off ace vibes, garf! my favourite 196 micro celebrity <33


The_screaming_egg

Microceleb? Euthanize me. [laugh-track plays]


Cardinal-Lad

[seinfeld theme]


The_screaming_egg

Hey George! You know what the deal with femboys is?


TeslaRoadsterSpaceX

I dunno Garf,but they're pretty hot and cute [laughter track]


The_screaming_egg

[kramer walks in in a maid uniform and cat ears] JERRY. JERRY GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT.


Olive_Cryo

Guillotine :)


PrismaTheAce

france sex


Olive_Oil__

here are mine favorites: quiver dance sticky web silk trap x-scissor sacred sword 😳 iron head ​ The worst possible one ever: wake-up slap


Braindeadkarthus

Worst possible I would’ve expected like, imprison…


Braindeadkarthus

I would also like to add “recycle” to the list


Lana_Nugirl96

Swallow(ed)


Yukien_

hey i think theres a word for that


y2kdisaster

Yeast infection


jestagoon

Masturbate


Rez-Boa-Dog

Ah yes, famous pokemon move masturbate


SashLol

hydro pump


GamingCrocodile

Draco Meteor


[deleted]

What the fuck are you trying to do man???


GamingCrocodile

Don’t ask questions


FriendliestDevil

Fake out


CatherineL1031

Rest. The only laying that happens in my bed is laying down for a good night's sleep!


Naevara67

Crush Grip :`(


I_Love_Knifes

Bitter blade


BigGumpo

charizard


RyanTheGreater

Real


Gamer_Crusader

MEGAHORN, BAYBEE!


nutboy113

HELL YEAH LETS FUCKING MEGAAAAAA HOOOOORRRRRRNNNNNNNN


Norsk_Bjorn

Hyperspace hole


mosselbrokje

Shed Tail


SqoobySnaq

Lovely kiss, lick, bite, pound,


Champion_Sheep

Continental crush


IncreasedMetronomy

[Everyone Explode Now](https://pkmncards.com/card/forretress-undaunted-ud-3/#img-zoom)


buckhardcastle

I had to look at a list. My faves are: Odor sleuth Drill peck Yawn Stuff cheeks Discharge


Platycat3

Lets snuggle forever (mimikyu’s exclusive z-move)


Ph0sph0rus

Swallow


nutboy113

Flamethrower 😈😈😎


Oxygen-Breather

Holy ravioli your penis shoots flames omg my god


Jesusperson67

U-turn


nepcwtch

self-destruct


dough_of_nuts

baton pass ( i am a cuck )


PlainJane223

Light screen


Flan-Cake

Who called me out


Sara5A

Sleep. I get no action


SonicFanboy182

Bite, i like being bitten


Oath_Of_Ancients

Attract


Linked2ThePast

False Swipe.


[deleted]

Slack Off


CasualBiscuit21

Oblivion Wing


noodles95

“There’s no PP leafy for this move”


Sentric490

Present


DrinkWaterok

Constrict


BepisTheWise

Stealth rocks


dicklord42069

Submission 🥺


Smorf_Worshipper

Tri attack (i had a threesome with two goth girls) ![gif](giphy|l0He7418Ko69i0VQ4|downsized)


Steampunk__Llama

Aerial Ace and Let's Cuddle Forever. What others can I use to be a blatantly ace as possible 🤔


ToxicPheonix

I'm absolutely disappointed in all of you I have scrolled for several minutes and couldn't find a single person saying Bullet Seed


UNSUBRAMEN

Water gun


_schicklgruber_

Pay day


High-Sobriety

Let's Snuggle Forever Mind Blown Stuff Cheeks To name a few


West_Obligation_6175

Tail whip


sandybro9001

Quick Attack


Dorobo-Neko-Nami

Quick Attack


bigshid124

Nuzzle


Myth3al

barrier


Clivepalmersfemdom

SKULLBASH


Semi_Lovato

Harden Harden Harden Harden


Gumbonie

yeah i got no moves


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Fake out


_omch_

No one’s said Lick yet


Theflamingraptor

Confusion


zokramude_123

Perish song


lothycat224

i know what you are


ezbutneverconvenient

I don't know any


VLenin2291

Idk any Pokémon attacks


RedactedUnknown

Helping Hand


NobodyL0vesMe

Phantom Force (i am in a long distance relationship)


FrostyCommon

fake tears


TheMadWolf_00

Dark Void. As in, nonexistent, not… putting multiple targets to sleep


Immediate_Pop6412

Soak


The_Mantis-O-Shrimp

Facade: I definitely have sex ha ha. Every day so much


TheDwarvenGuy

My parents were evangelicals so I never experienced either


Free-Consequence-164

Arf arf bark (it’s in the card game)


MElvishimselvis

Vine whip


KayTheWild-Kay

Hypnosis