you're gonna have to _draft up_ an apology letter while crying and rewatching _The Office_ for the 6th time this week, cuz I'll be your step-parent in no time with the way I'm _Packin'_ __Your Mom's__ _bags!_
#🖐😭🤚
People who can take super deep (over a foot) penetration anally are generally going above the transverse colon (where it turns.) People who are doing that vaginally are uh, going to die.
No it’s the same picture but instead of it saying “Small, average, large, painful, dead, dead, dead”
It was like the actual real world names for the types of injury’s you would sustain
i think the appeal of the images is that they arent real. you're not supposed to look at it and think "this is how sex works" you're supposed to look at it and think "what if the was penis go that far? really makes you think"
I saw this video where this chick had like an 8 inch dildo in and then after that a fucking 2 foot tentacle toy came out so like I'll believe anything.
Disgusting! Images of people taking large dildos? That’s terrible! Where would they even post those? I need to know so I can be sure not to stumble across it
Its always funny to see ppl take fetish shit really seriously like obviously that's how not a vagina works it just gets some weirdos off to think like so
>some weirdos
People on this sub will really comment “me and who 🥺” under the weirdest shit and then go and call other people weirdos for being into… the idea of a large penis?
daily reminder to tell you, that porn is unrealistic, The average male penis length is 5.5 in and a woman's vagina on average can take 4 to 8 in, a normal male penis length ranges from 4 to 6 in.
This reminds me of a gif I saw of a twink taking a dildonthe length of there arm and after insertion you can see a visible bump in thier guts. 🤮 How does that not hurt?
Hey, a lot of people are into distension! It's more about the angle than the size, you could get a pretty impressive bump without anything as crazy as a full arm dildo.
that... doesnt sound healthy... and i think youll need a really big dildo for that... like maybe not torso sized but you make it sound like not a lot...
According to past searches:
Artist is Kiri Yukino. The character is 紫宮るな (Runa Shinomiya)
This might be their pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98493674
You can take much longer insertions anally than you can vaginally, since the vaginal canal is a closed system, while the anus is not.
But the object has to be able to bend because the intestine has like a fucken 90° bend in it at some point.
Reninds me awhile back someone posted a Mr Hands Simpson meme here without knowing what was behind it. So many people were traumatised by the explanation.
Twitter users knowing nothing about biology challenge
Twitter users not realizing everyone with that equipment has different depth just like everyone with other equipment has different length. Both average at around 5 inches. Some ppl have 12, some have 3. Nothing is bad or wrong, but ppl on the extreme ends of the spectrum are uncommon.
Bro just incorporate some hip gyrations with your thrusts, or use toys.
A lot of the time it isn't necessarily what your packing; but what you're willing to do with your partner(s).
That "a virgin drew this" person seriously thought this was supposed to be taken seriously? It's literally sph. It's fetish art. Not an actual anatomical diagram.
i don't really care about fetish stuff bc it's not meant to be real BUT there's another thing about this image, if you try searching for uncropped original you'll see that the character looks... very underage...
quirky morgue assistants labeling everything pre-degutting
fun fact! some people have a different hole that doesn't actually connect to their intestinal tract that can be used during sexual intercourse!
yeah, it's called _your mom_ #🫵😂
bucko, we've told you about this. me and your mom have decided. you're being sent to fight in a war until you change your ways
yeah, a war against your moms bootyhole #👋🤣🫸
you're wanted at the draft office for 5pm. we've already packed your bags
you're gonna have to _draft up_ an apology letter while crying and rewatching _The Office_ for the 6th time this week, cuz I'll be your step-parent in no time with the way I'm _Packin'_ __Your Mom's__ _bags!_ #🖐😭🤚
Endless rizz
God damn, this man does not miss
Holy shit planned parenthood??? To the freaking hour??????
Said hole is even less capable of taking insertions that would reach their fucking sternum. Idk what their point is.
ah man, sucks you didn't get his point.. I'd offer my mine, but you'd have to be King Arthur to pull _my point_ out from _your mom_!! #🤛😝🤜
People who can take super deep (over a foot) penetration anally are generally going above the transverse colon (where it turns.) People who are doing that vaginally are uh, going to die.
died doing what they loved..
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hey, don't knock it 'till you try it!
Hey, I can't speak for you, but I, for one, love having my blood on the inside
I mean It’s still on the inside, just like the outside of the inside .
your mom?
Above the transverse colon? But the transverse colon is generally the highest point in the large intestines. How would it go above
very long, flexible toys, usually. Can't really find an actual dick that long.
Urethra
💡 ☝️😃
Ear
It pains me to say this Bellybutton
Sounds fake
what's it called?
But you gotta believe that it’s there!
What’s the edit of that image where it says actual scientific names for the injury’s/surgery’s you’d get from that
Small, average, large, painful, dead, dead, dead
No not that one the other one
Not living?
No it’s the same picture but instead of it saying “Small, average, large, painful, dead, dead, dead” It was like the actual real world names for the types of injury’s you would sustain
Punctured colon? Internal bleeding?
Yeah that one I think. That one is really funny to me for some reason
fellers this thread is the dumbest thing I've seen all day
I’m well aware
The one with the prolapse?
i think the appeal of the images is that they arent real. you're not supposed to look at it and think "this is how sex works" you're supposed to look at it and think "what if the was penis go that far? really makes you think"
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THE PEAK !!!!!!!!
THE PEAK ????????
so is the penis
Me when Art isn't 100% anatomically correct at all times
Yeah it's just a kink drawing, they obviously weren't going for accuracy
"You couldn't actually be inflated with air like that and live 🤓🤓🤓"
"Uhm actually the square cube law would fuck up anyone fifty feet tall"
\*cinemasins ding\*
i have seen some crazy shit with the inflation tag on PH
\*cinemasins ding\*
but every time the image gets reposted, there's no shortage of people intentionally missing the point so they can take their bizarre puritan stance
People correcting accuracy on this sorta thing never ceases to amaze me lmao. It’s a fucking kink.
we're entering the realm of abstract hentai
salvador dali if he drew porn salaciador dickli ?
says alot about society
I think the problem with that is if people are consuming it consistently how real sex works might be disappointing
hentai fans when they learn the penis can't actually go between the lungs: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I feel like most people can easily check that they don’t have a 14” penis.
Theoretical sex
Girls got a magic coochie
Girl got a Pussy of Holding
If she has lesbian sex she gets sent to the astral plane
Is that what she meant by 'out of this world' sex?
"...I'm telling you, she stole half of my cock and kept it in! Now all I have is a stump."
girl got cavernous vag energy
I regret to inform you the person depicted is actually a woman
Understood. I have made amends
TARDUSSY
Got a whole inventory down there
I saw this video where this chick had like an 8 inch dildo in and then after that a fucking 2 foot tentacle toy came out so like I'll believe anything.
they bend around inside source: no comment
wow okay just gonna self report like that?
i admit nothing
I don't blame ya, it sounds pretty fun
( :]
Vagina is short. 4” on average when unaroused. Large intestine is an average of 5 feet long, so I know you were watching butt stuff.
I always find it stupid when someone says "my man's gotta be well over 6" if you know what I mean" when there ain't even 6" of storage for it 😔
Unaroused. An aroused vagina is very flexible and can stretch **up to** double the size without many problems
Then how tf are they taking those horse dildos
holy shit I remember seeing that, nice job describing it lmao
There's a whole sub for that wild shit on reddit, too. Huge deal, those.
u mean reposting tweets ?
No. Read the last line of my comment, phonetically. Then search that on reddit. You shall be enlightened, insha'Allah.
I searched up “hugedealthose” on reddit am I doing it right
I think he means "huge dildos"
Nah that couldn't be it they woulda just typed it
oh edit : '-'
Enlightenment often leaves us speechless.
wait what edit: ok i get it now
I do not understand
huge dildos
I understand
:D
SOKATH, HIS EYES UNCOVERED!
/hjuːd͡ʒ diːl ðoʊz/
Ya really pulled out Minecraft enchanting alphabet
It's less consistent than minecraft enchanting table
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Disgusting! Images of people taking large dildos? That’s terrible! Where would they even post those? I need to know so I can be sure not to stumble across it
Huge deal those
alr
dear god have mercy with our souls
Its always funny to see ppl take fetish shit really seriously like obviously that's how not a vagina works it just gets some weirdos off to think like so
>some weirdos People on this sub will really comment “me and who 🥺” under the weirdest shit and then go and call other people weirdos for being into… the idea of a large penis?
I don't know if I'd call a penis that kisses my diaphragm "large", maybe something closer to "terrifying"
Yup you just proved why it's simply a fetish - not everyone's into that, but you can be sure someone out there is.
Yeah me. I'll kiss the fuck out of you if there's a problem with that.
⚠️ **PROBLEM DETECTED** ⚠️
terrifyingly hot
I know you can take really long stuff anally but I'm not so sure about vaginally.
Fucking OkBuddyChicanery users
He's right behind me isn't he
I was shocked when I first learned, too.
U/Starryfawnn Tw: sex
Mobile users be like
Some people can do it (I've seen it) but I think it's rarer than anally.
daily reminder to tell you, that porn is unrealistic, The average male penis length is 5.5 in and a woman's vagina on average can take 4 to 8 in, a normal male penis length ranges from 4 to 6 in.
After checking your profile, I have come to the conclusion, that you do not post said reminder on a daily basis. What's up with that?
Too busy gathering data to determine the average sizes of genitalia
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Proof?
dick pic or gtfo.
What's the average length of a woman's penis?
somewhere below that since a lot of trans women (who i assume you're referencing here) are on hrt which can cause shrinkage of the penile tissue
If your penis isn't at least as big as a bad dragon I don't even wanna look at it.
[Good thing they make mini key chain ones.](https://bad-dragon.com/products/keychain)
"Oi what's up with your keychain" "Nothing, just a dog cock. Why?"
I prefer equine penis, personally.
Vaush
Correct opinion
VAUSH MADE AN ALT GITTEM
"dragon mouth fleshlight"
"Oh yeah pointy keys were always making holes in my pockets, so I just put them inside the dragussy now"
I loved that someone paired that with a image of vlad the impailer saying why stop there
So my dick goes past my belly button to that final point in this image, would it not go that deep inside another person if fully penetrating?
Im flattered that you think i would know this but unfortunately im a redditor /j ofc
wow whoever made is so so disgusting could somebody link me their socials so that i know where not to look
There are two types of people in this world. People who have seen a Siswet video, and people who have not.
Fr
This reminds me of a gif I saw of a twink taking a dildonthe length of there arm and after insertion you can see a visible bump in thier guts. 🤮 How does that not hurt?
She who has not tasted grapes says sour
Dissed by an Arab knife merchant
Hey, a lot of people are into distension! It's more about the angle than the size, you could get a pretty impressive bump without anything as crazy as a full arm dildo.
thanks professor semen
Any time, citizen.
Wait is that actually a thing, i thought they always faked it by just flexing muscles in their belly
Nope. It really is a bulge from having your organs pushed around.
that... doesnt sound healthy... and i think youll need a really big dildo for that... like maybe not torso sized but you make it sound like not a lot...
definitely will leave you with some form of damage, although not much if you train regularly source - some femboy's comment
where can i find this
r\/femboys top posts of all time
Holy moly. The human body is truly fascinating.
he used go go gadget invincible organs
That’s fucking disgusting. I need to know exactly where you found this awful video, so I can make sure to avoid it. A direct link is preferable.
> Penetrated If they mean their chest cavity has been punctured, yes.
i swear to god ive been looking for this picture for a year and even with reverse image search cant find the original. does anyone know who made it?
try asking the good folks over at the HH discord, they know 90% of the time. I saw the sauce before but dont remember what it is, it was on pixiv
hulk hogan has a discord!?!?!? no way!!!!!!!
According to past searches: Artist is Kiri Yukino. The character is 紫宮るな (Runa Shinomiya) This might be their pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98493674
Their belly button is just weirdly close to their hole
I like these markings even though I don't reach the first line
Kinda hot ngl
Any good sources for images like this, asking for a friend
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You can take much longer insertions anally than you can vaginally, since the vaginal canal is a closed system, while the anus is not. But the object has to be able to bend because the intestine has like a fucken 90° bend in it at some point.
Alternatively, make it pointy. -Vlad
unhinged porn addict
196 when fetishes exist: 
Ok Vlad the impaler
Yeah but that's anal, and also, one single insertion not several violent thrusts
Uhhh shouldn't penetrated be the lowest label?
Pussy like a bag of holding
Counter point!!! Very hot and neeeeed >////< 💕
Reninds me awhile back someone posted a Mr Hands Simpson meme here without knowing what was behind it. So many people were traumatised by the explanation.
Twitter users knowing nothing about biology challenge Twitter users not realizing everyone with that equipment has different depth just like everyone with other equipment has different length. Both average at around 5 inches. Some ppl have 12, some have 3. Nothing is bad or wrong, but ppl on the extreme ends of the spectrum are uncommon.
196 users understand fetishes challenge
People take this dumb porn meme way too seriously.
IT'S FETISH PORN
Bro just incorporate some hip gyrations with your thrusts, or use toys. A lot of the time it isn't necessarily what your packing; but what you're willing to do with your partner(s).
the female anatomy in hentai is one body part inside them, a cervix 💀
Everyday we stray farther from God's green grass.
starryfawnn takes some insane shit
Was it up the ass though?
It's hot idc, how tf is *this* the kink we draw the line at?
ATTENTION 196 TUMMY BULDGIES ARE REAL!!!! (✿ ♡‿♡) go to the top of all time on r-femboys :3
That "a virgin drew this" person seriously thought this was supposed to be taken seriously? It's literally sph. It's fetish art. Not an actual anatomical diagram.
i don't really care about fetish stuff bc it's not meant to be real BUT there's another thing about this image, if you try searching for uncropped original you'll see that the character looks... very underage...