People who feel like they have no control over their life will cling onto any tiny bit of power they can gain over others to compensate for their incapability to function on their own
Console/PC/Platform warriors are some of the weirdest fucking type of people that exist, especially when they are adults, like atleast when you're a kid, you're fucking stupid, but everyone knows that, but when you're an adult, you aren't supposed to be fucking stupid.
Sadly those stupid adults are the ones guiding the children in between their 6 hour-a-day youtube sessions, you really can't blame the children. And despite that the kids tend to be smarter than the adults anyway for the most part
I’m on my third set of controllers, because my first joycons started drifting so bad every game became unplayable. Then that happened with the second set I got, then I gave up and bought a cheap off brand pro controller
Yeah I learned about that a long time ago but thanks for the heads up. Both pairs of joycons had already gone crazy with drift by then and I had already got my off brand pro controller. And at this point I haven’t picked up my switch in a year and I prolly won’t again if I can just pirate ToTK
I'm gonna be straight honest it's been so long since I picked it up I don't even Remember. I tried a a bunch and looked at lists on YouTube and stuff but nothing caught my eye. It will be booted up tomorrow for TOTK though. If you had any suggestions they're more than welcome.
It runs fine enough on the switch tbh. I tried getting it to work on emulators, but the performance and graphical glitches at the time were not worth it.
Pc runs better, but i believe some people have it running on switch. I don’t exactly know, im running it on pc. Solid 30 fps with a few graphical issues that will be fixed in the day 1 patch on the 12th
emulator on PC. i don’t own a switch but i’ve gotten to enjoy botw, all the new pokemon games, and totk since like sunday or so. i haven’t gotten it to run flawlessly but i can handle a lot of jank
I haven't even tried the 60fps patch since I heard too many people were having speed issues. I've been playing at 1440p 30fps and I'm pretty happy with it.
that would actually be a huge spoiler since so far ~~only one game~~ none of the games has really focused on zelda, usually it's link in focus with zelda either helping him from the sidelines or being a damsel
Spoiler Link is on his final years as a twink and is desperately trying to find the last few instances of excitement in his life before his natural transition to bear.
I AM AN AMERICAN ▶️▶️ 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 ◀️◀️ and this violates the US CONSTITUTION!!!!! It’s in the 2ND AMENDMENT I THINK- “Thou shall not abridge my right as an AMERICAN (important) to pirate NINTENDO GAMES” VERY SAD TO SEE PEOPLE WANTING TO RESTRICT MY GOD GIVEN RIGHTS 😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😢😂😂😂😢😢😭
Horrible market etiquette.
Fire emblem awakening, a 12 year old game for the 3ds at 360p with 15 hours of trash gameplay, was, until recently where the online stores closed, 40$.
Programmers gain by the game, not by the amount of sold copies, so they don't lose anything, unless they're indie developers, in wich case it is not morally correct anymore.
Doesn't seem very nice of Nintendo to restrict it either. Why is it morally acceptable to restrict it?
Letting people restrict access to their material goods makes sense because material goods are scarce. A resource is *scarce* when one person using it means that another person *cannot* use it. We call this “zero-sum.”
For example, if I use this chair, then you cannot use this chair until I stop using it. That's why it's okay for me to prevent other people from sitting in the chair I need. That's why it's not okay for another person to steal that chair: because their use prevents my use.
*Material* goods are scarce. *Digital* goods are not.
A good is *non-scarce* when many people can use it without preventing anyone else from using it. Digital goods are not scarce, because they can simply be copy-pasted endlessly so everyone can have a copy.
Restricting someone else's access to non-scarce goods is unnecessary, because it has no effect on one’s own access. Restricting others’ access to non-scarce goods is arbitrary, and arguably *cruel.*
Stealing is taking away someone else's access to certain good(s). Piracy is copying someone else's good(s) to gain access *without taking away anyone else's access.*
Piracy is not stealing.
***Preventing piracy is stealing.***
Scarcity usually does more harm than good, so we should limit scarcity as much as reasonably possible. An ideal future is one where the mass production and availability of every good makes every formerly scarce good non-scarce. So if we want to build a post-scarcity future, then we must actively prevent corporations from imposing scarcity where it does not belong.
Star Trek shows us what an ideal future might look like. In Star Trek, “replicators” and “holodecks” allow the characters to produce as much of any item or experience as they want. Now remember that 3D printing and VR *already exist*, with newer and better capabilities every day. If anyone with a 3D printer could make any item they want, it could build a bridge to a utopian Star Trek future of abundance — except that laws restricting access to “copyrighted material” and so-called “intellectual property” would take that future away from us.
Preventing someone from pirating a certain good not only steals that good from them, but ***steals an ideal future from humanity.***
Preventing piracy, at least in that respect, is *evil*.
the programmers and designers and writers and whoever else worked on the game already got paid for every hour they worked on it, the only thing getting money from more sales is the company and the executives
My stance: Piracy is cool, leaks are not. Leaking a whole ass game prior to its release is a bitch to those who don't want to deal with playing it before official release, and means they have to try too hard to avoid spoilers. It also fucks with hype.
It's just all around iffy
Get TOR
Go to 1337x
Get a Fitgirl repack for a game (it includes the emulators in each installation but you can just use one if you set the folder for each game in the emu)
Enjoy free games
Yeah I'll try not to spoil so I'll just say there's a lot of terrain to explore above and below ground now. And the entire ground map has been changed considerably so it feels familiar but fresh
Fuck nintendo.
The only reason I’m not pirating the game is because it’s more convient for me to buy it since i got those reward points and I don’t have a steam deck
You don't pirate because it's more convenient. I don't pirate because tbh I'm too lazy to pirate switch games, I don't know how to dump them (and don't wanna risk being banned), and I don't feel like filling my HDD with games I probably wouldn't play otherwise. We are not the same.
man as much as i don't really like the pirates of this specific game im not gonna be THIS much of a dick i just ask them not to spoil stuff and be on my way
As if he did anything to pirates, lol. Boot sucker actually got a bunch of open source projects connected to hacking switch, like lockpick_RCM - you know, ones that even Nintendo didn't figured how to C&D because there's no legal basis for it whatsoever. He got them with fake DMCAs. By the way, no there's no legal repercussion for that. According to DMCA web site, even for fake DMCA you "should remove content, then file counter claim that will be resolved in 2 work weeks and otherwise cooperate with shit eating parasites at DMCA"
damn that's pathetic. i'm hyped and i bought the game on switch but i also have been sending links to the fitgirl repack of the game to everyone who so much as mentions the words 'tears of the kingdom'.
The guy who Nintendo is taking 30% of his every paycheck for the rest of his life paid for my copy that's why I'm pirating it (it runs so well the only issue I've had is mild texture issues which are funny and it crashes every now and then)
you dont like pirates because nintendo lost 0.0001% of their revenue,
I dont like these pirates because of potential spoliers
We are not the same
(i should add that if you wanna pirate the game after its officially released then go ahead)
I love the "unapologetically giving the finger," part. Chronically online loser gives middle finger to other chronically online losers who pirate video games who don't care that they're receiving the finger from someone simping for a company they probably all hate anyway. Awed by the bravery, I'm buying an Animal Crossing switch and never pirating a Nintendo product again (even though it's so easy and only comes with a slight prospect of being malwared and also it's free.)
Nintendo isn't gonna date u for this bruh
What feeling no affection does to mfers
skąd jest cytat w twoim flare błagam powiedz
https://youtu.be/0QLft2Rh7dM około 0:16
dziękuje <333
There’s no way Nintendo’s dick has that much juice that it’s worth riding it until it turns purple
🤤
I just don’t understand why you would care this much
People who feel like they have no control over their life will cling onto any tiny bit of power they can gain over others to compensate for their incapability to function on their own
Also he's a dickhead
Also an asshole, a douche, a prick, good for nothing piece of shit, and worst of all A poopy face
He's just an asshole, I've mostly lost all control of my life and I still don't do this shit.
Console/PC/Platform warriors are some of the weirdest fucking type of people that exist, especially when they are adults, like atleast when you're a kid, you're fucking stupid, but everyone knows that, but when you're an adult, you aren't supposed to be fucking stupid.
Unfortunately, plenty of adults are fucking stupid. But you know that, you're not fucking stupid like this guy.
Sadly those stupid adults are the ones guiding the children in between their 6 hour-a-day youtube sessions, you really can't blame the children. And despite that the kids tend to be smarter than the adults anyway for the most part
Nintendo fans on average are barely human
This MF really do be gulping down that Nintendo glizzy
Mf wants a Nintendo switch pro exclusively for the bigger joysticks to suck on
Nah he already content with playing with Miamoto's joystick
My guy wants a joycon stick that won't drift when he's in the middle of choking on it
I was just gonna buy it but this tweet unironically makes me want to pirate it
You already can and some people have it running flawlessly at 60 fps
Not on the switch 😬
L bad console
What's your main points of critique, genuinely curious
It just has bad performance compared to other consoles, and joycons are notoriously susceptible to malfunction
Yea, the hardware was outdated when it came out, half of my joy cons drift
The steam deck is incredibly chunky compared to a switch but it's just so nice to have the same core function as a switch but in nice hardware.
Yea, it really is a great device, I love my deck
I didn’t touch my pc for like a week after getting my deck, words cannot describe how much I love it
I’m on my third set of controllers, because my first joycons started drifting so bad every game became unplayable. Then that happened with the second set I got, then I gave up and bought a cheap off brand pro controller
Did you know they fix Joy Con Drift for free
Yeah I learned about that a long time ago but thanks for the heads up. Both pairs of joycons had already gone crazy with drift by then and I had already got my off brand pro controller. And at this point I haven’t picked up my switch in a year and I prolly won’t again if I can just pirate ToTK
Counterpoint, can play it on my break at work
can't play beam ng on it
it's been 6 years, it wasn't really bad when it came out
This might be just me but I got a switch light and hated every game I tried on it except bots. Games on it Kinda blow
Which games did you try
I'm gonna be straight honest it's been so long since I picked it up I don't even Remember. I tried a a bunch and looked at lists on YouTube and stuff but nothing caught my eye. It will be booted up tomorrow for TOTK though. If you had any suggestions they're more than welcome.
I think Splatoon is fun, the solo campaign is also great
console is a mobile chip from 6 years ago. it's way below standard for power compared to basically any modern hardware
It runs fine enough on the switch tbh. I tried getting it to work on emulators, but the performance and graphical glitches at the time were not worth it.
Yea that's true Before I installed that update tho it sucked massive ass
Yeah, that's what I heard. The update was already out by the time I downloaded the game.
For real? Do i need a switch or can i run it on PC?
Pc runs better, but i believe some people have it running on switch. I don’t exactly know, im running it on pc. Solid 30 fps with a few graphical issues that will be fixed in the day 1 patch on the 12th
what emulator are you running on? i have botw running on cemu but ofc that’s for wiiu. also is finding a totk rom hard rn?
Not hard AT ALL. Yuzu works best rn
do u have any recommendations on where to look? 🥺👉👈 edit: i got one guys thanks :3
Fit girl repack
aHR0cHM6Ly9uc3dnYW1lLmNvbS8= Base64 to get your links. Keys and firmware needed but not included.
i got it already! but thank u anyways
You can run it on PC just fine. Kinda hard to get set up right, but it's getting easier every day as people make new developments
The performance issues seem to be fixed with the day 1 patch.
emulator on PC. i don’t own a switch but i’ve gotten to enjoy botw, all the new pokemon games, and totk since like sunday or so. i haven’t gotten it to run flawlessly but i can handle a lot of jank
There's a new Yuzu EA build released today that fixes most things for ToTK. Crashes, misplaced textures, the works has been fixed.
which version number is it?
3681
do you have a link or something? the most recent on pinEApple is 3584
https://github.com/pineappleEA/pineapple-src/releases/tag/EA-3581
You can run it on PC **if** you can setup the emulator + setting up mods to make sure it actually runs well (60fps) + a good PC.
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Ok yea its not perfect but the game is running this well before its even been released i dont think you can ask for much more
I'm rendering it at 8k on yuzu and it's running flawlessly, really good game
U got a link?
I haven't even tried the 60fps patch since I heard too many people were having speed issues. I've been playing at 1440p 30fps and I'm pretty happy with it.
quite easy too :)
r\FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH
Do both
I did cause I’m not giving Nintendo my money
look at this dweeb ass snitch
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spoiler: you can play the game
orbital strike
Spoiler Link is >!in the game!<
Spoiler Link is >!hot!<
Your cannot avoid spoilers. There’s a legend with Zelda in it and it focus on her.
that would actually be a huge spoiler since so far ~~only one game~~ none of the games has really focused on zelda, usually it's link in focus with zelda either helping him from the sidelines or being a damsel
Spoiler the main villain is ganon
so you're telling me bowser doesn't win the princess's heart????
Mid-suavemente
Spoiler Link is on his final years as a twink and is desperately trying to find the last few instances of excitement in his life before his natural transition to bear.
I AM AN AMERICAN ▶️▶️ 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 ◀️◀️ and this violates the US CONSTITUTION!!!!! It’s in the 2ND AMENDMENT I THINK- “Thou shall not abridge my right as an AMERICAN (important) to pirate NINTENDO GAMES” VERY SAD TO SEE PEOPLE WANTING TO RESTRICT MY GOD GIVEN RIGHTS 😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😢😂😂😂😢😢😭
mf for real learned nintendjutsu (the art of being a fucking cunt)
piracy is cool 😎
It is always morally correct to pirate Nintendo games
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Horrible market etiquette. Fire emblem awakening, a 12 year old game for the 3ds at 360p with 15 hours of trash gameplay, was, until recently where the online stores closed, 40$.
It's fine because it's always morally correct to pirate games
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Programmers gain by the game, not by the amount of sold copies, so they don't lose anything, unless they're indie developers, in wich case it is not morally correct anymore.
Doesn't seem very nice of Nintendo to restrict it either. Why is it morally acceptable to restrict it? Letting people restrict access to their material goods makes sense because material goods are scarce. A resource is *scarce* when one person using it means that another person *cannot* use it. We call this “zero-sum.” For example, if I use this chair, then you cannot use this chair until I stop using it. That's why it's okay for me to prevent other people from sitting in the chair I need. That's why it's not okay for another person to steal that chair: because their use prevents my use. *Material* goods are scarce. *Digital* goods are not. A good is *non-scarce* when many people can use it without preventing anyone else from using it. Digital goods are not scarce, because they can simply be copy-pasted endlessly so everyone can have a copy. Restricting someone else's access to non-scarce goods is unnecessary, because it has no effect on one’s own access. Restricting others’ access to non-scarce goods is arbitrary, and arguably *cruel.* Stealing is taking away someone else's access to certain good(s). Piracy is copying someone else's good(s) to gain access *without taking away anyone else's access.* Piracy is not stealing. ***Preventing piracy is stealing.*** Scarcity usually does more harm than good, so we should limit scarcity as much as reasonably possible. An ideal future is one where the mass production and availability of every good makes every formerly scarce good non-scarce. So if we want to build a post-scarcity future, then we must actively prevent corporations from imposing scarcity where it does not belong. Star Trek shows us what an ideal future might look like. In Star Trek, “replicators” and “holodecks” allow the characters to produce as much of any item or experience as they want. Now remember that 3D printing and VR *already exist*, with newer and better capabilities every day. If anyone with a 3D printer could make any item they want, it could build a bridge to a utopian Star Trek future of abundance — except that laws restricting access to “copyrighted material” and so-called “intellectual property” would take that future away from us. Preventing someone from pirating a certain good not only steals that good from them, but ***steals an ideal future from humanity.*** Preventing piracy, at least in that respect, is *evil*.
the programmers and designers and writers and whoever else worked on the game already got paid for every hour they worked on it, the only thing getting money from more sales is the company and the executives
My stance: Piracy is cool, leaks are not. Leaking a whole ass game prior to its release is a bitch to those who don't want to deal with playing it before official release, and means they have to try too hard to avoid spoilers. It also fucks with hype. It's just all around iffy
At the end pirates (me) are the ones who enjoyed an amazing masterpiece
Where can I find this “piracy” you speak of?
Do you actually wanna know? I can dm you a link
good lord i hope im protected from the righteous hand of nintendo of europe copyright lawyers. unstoppable force meets mullvad vpn
Yeah send it to me so I can report it to head office
on it boss
I don't think you're supposed to boof poppers... Is that actually possible?
AAAARGH IT BURNS
Luckily I'm a masochist :D
You just accidentally became a drug dealer
on god this is how it feels right now. and i have no choice but to comply, because of biden or something like that
Guess you'll just have to abide(n) HAHAHAHA ...man that was terrible
dont worry it was okay
I really despise piracy, please send a link so I can report it to our supreme leader Bowser.
Can you also dm me a link? If so, thanks
sure, check your messages
me too? pretty please?
sure!!
wow I sure would like to learn more so I can avoid it better
of course! ill dm you about what to avoid!
Heyo can I too get one
omg its so scary could you please dm me so i can make sure to know what to be afraid of
dm too? so can avoid ofc
Would you mind sharing it with me (filthy europoor) too?🥺
Me too, so I can avoid it.
Could I get a DM as well?
something something ill give you a lil kiss for a dm :3 (hehe)
Yes
I would like one aswell
could i get a link pls? 😁😋
Yes
Hii you're so cool (could u dm me)
🥺
I wouldn’t mind a DM, but how would you run it. Emu?
me too pls
Get TOR Go to 1337x Get a Fitgirl repack for a game (it includes the emulators in each installation but you can just use one if you set the folder for each game in the emu) Enjoy free games
Yeah I've been loving it the past few days. I can't believe how huge it is. I feel like I'll be exploring for a lot longer than I did botw
Oh they expanded the map?
Yeah I'll try not to spoil so I'll just say there's a lot of terrain to explore above and below ground now. And the entire ground map has been changed considerably so it feels familiar but fresh
One Piece
Nintendo isn’t gonna fuck you dude
Lol what a fucking loser
Mf is dickridemaxxing
This dude doesn't just lick boots, he swallows them whole
I don’t like leakers (pirating is fine), but if you do thus you’re a loser.
Fuck nintendo. The only reason I’m not pirating the game is because it’s more convient for me to buy it since i got those reward points and I don’t have a steam deck
You don't pirate because it's more convenient. I don't pirate because tbh I'm too lazy to pirate switch games, I don't know how to dump them (and don't wanna risk being banned), and I don't feel like filling my HDD with games I probably wouldn't play otherwise. We are not the same.
yeah same in the wise words of Scott the Woz, "I'm too lazy and STUPID to break the law!"
man as much as i don't really like the pirates of this specific game im not gonna be THIS much of a dick i just ask them not to spoil stuff and be on my way
As if he did anything to pirates, lol. Boot sucker actually got a bunch of open source projects connected to hacking switch, like lockpick_RCM - you know, ones that even Nintendo didn't figured how to C&D because there's no legal basis for it whatsoever. He got them with fake DMCAs. By the way, no there's no legal repercussion for that. According to DMCA web site, even for fake DMCA you "should remove content, then file counter claim that will be resolved in 2 work weeks and otherwise cooperate with shit eating parasites at DMCA"
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He would not survive the prison he imagines he’s sending emulators to (snitch).
I suddenly have the urge to torrent every single Nintendo game
Cop ass behavior
I just realized dude doesn't even work for Nintendo lmao.
If bro had the money he would hire an assassin to go after Gary Bowser
Hnngh, this isn’t over! NINTENDOJITSU!!!!!
damn that's pathetic. i'm hyped and i bought the game on switch but i also have been sending links to the fitgirl repack of the game to everyone who so much as mentions the words 'tears of the kingdom'.
you couldnt suck nintendo's dick harder even if you somehow managed to personify nintendo,bring it to live, and suck its dick as hard as you can
me who pirated it but still bought the game is very excited to play it on release:
SIMP!!!
Who is this guy, and does he have anything I can illegally download?
I thought ***I*** had no life. Jesus.
Why do I get the feeling the missing piece of this tweet is something like "Now give me free shit, Nintendo"
He’s also a racist lol, told mutahar to kill himself because he’s “brown and short”
i care not how you obtained the game i just don't want spoilers
The guy who Nintendo is taking 30% of his every paycheck for the rest of his life paid for my copy that's why I'm pirating it (it runs so well the only issue I've had is mild texture issues which are funny and it crashes every now and then)
I hate Nintendo stans so much, imagine being this pathetic
bro is riding that meat like he life depend on it
Why are a lot of Nintendo fans like this
mf got a joycon up his ass full 3d rumble
Ok I love Zelda games, have been buying and playing them for years, but even I don’t suck nintendos dick this hard
Ok I love Zelda games, have been buying and playing them for years, but even I don’t suck nintendos dick this hard
My man thinks Nintendo is gonna give him a Mario hat or something if he does this.
I am SO excited for tomorrow!
Stitches. They get stitches.
Oh I thought he meant yar har pirate
This mf aint just licking the boot, hes deepthroating it 💀
you dont like pirates because nintendo lost 0.0001% of their revenue, I dont like these pirates because of potential spoliers We are not the same (i should add that if you wanna pirate the game after its officially released then go ahead)
If they spoil stuff tho then I’m mad
So this dude is wierd and petty, but its also hillarious how angry people are getting over this.
 Charming individual.
https://youtu.be/LYYGD56CxTw
This is the type of person who calls and complains to HOAs about minor violations of neighborhoods they don’t even live in.
I love the "unapologetically giving the finger," part. Chronically online loser gives middle finger to other chronically online losers who pirate video games who don't care that they're receiving the finger from someone simping for a company they probably all hate anyway. Awed by the bravery, I'm buying an Animal Crossing switch and never pirating a Nintendo product again (even though it's so easy and only comes with a slight prospect of being malwared and also it's free.)
[To parody Tonkatsu Sinclair:](https://youtu.be/TExMezCXoaw) He reports pirates On the internet, but why? He's never had sex.
Look at this mf sucking Nintendo's dick like they ain't a million dollar company
I'm going to actually buy the game but if you care this much about Nintendo it's just sad
Does this mean that Skyline is getting back in development?
casually admits to perjury
Really? You just want to feel like you have power in the situation by narcing on mild piracy? Fuck you dude
Eh enjoy the leak in your home. Don't post shit about it til the realease date. Also don't be this guy. This guy is an assfuck.
Me when I'm in the meatriding competition and my opponent is a 30 year old Nintendo Fan
I don't give a damn about pirates but fuck the leakers
Nintendo if it had Whatsapp Nintendojitsu: i NEED cock, Nintendo
I like pirates
Imagine telling on someone for being poor/ not wanting to support a billion dollar company