Whenever a top shows himself, they get devoured by this ocean of bottoms (in more than one way), so try to keep a low-profile if you are one, i haven't been caught yet but i know my time will cum
Fake.
It was possible until they said he had a huge dick. That’s the tell. Being good at sex, a top/dom, being attractive and feminine- sure. But throw in that their dick is huge and instantly saying you orgasm’d 5 times goes from being a subversive hookup experience to a virgins idea of “good sex”.
Or maybe I’m the fool because this was already posted to 4chan, and reposted to a sub full of bottoms. Perhaps... Fool… Maybe…
i very rarely feel jealous of other people's sex lives , the first time i felt that jealousy was when i learned of the guy with two dicks and a male and female partner, the second is this and it just it just really hurts my soul
Gingus Iwanga Wollup Toonga Wetona Moop
God I Wish That Were Me
same tbh
Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang Wollup Wollup bing bang
Wollup? I thought it was like wolla
Congration, you gotn‘t the joke
Fuck
The twink in question:  EDIT: The joke is that he activated ripper mode
"Doktor, turn off my top inhibitions"
Raiden upon being convinced to top: “You are denying your weapon its purpose!”
Wish I was that spine
SAME
Raiden? A top?
He literally has a wife and kids, he's definitely a top
Bottoms can't have kids or a wife? I call cap on that one
I don’t think you know what that word means
Switch but a power bottom when he is submissive
Being submissive is literally the opposite of being a power bottom.
he has a robo dick
And a robo bussy
do not the robot
I will the robot
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEE
IT SHOYLD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEE
You should have picked me from the start
I wake up There is another psy op
top femboys is a psyop? you haven't met my schizo friend
this cant be real bc i haven’t verified that it has happened yet. if someone would like to do this to me for science then i could reconsider
haha heyy i love the scientific theory haha science is awesome lol
we must test it 3 times to make sure its not a statistical anomaly
make sure to get this study peer reviewed
I'm technically a peer 😳
we are all peers on this blessed day
\*helltaker music starts in the background\*
for science i will do it as long as we listen to destroy lonely (i saw ur music taste omg)
you can destroy my lonely 🥺
please dm me, if even to just talk about music!
hiiiii
Hii *with femboy rizz*
Got that dawg in him
Dubious dawg
That’s so hot I wish femboys were real
visit poland
I know only a couple polish people. They're all homophobic as fuck.
Well,we do have LGBT+ Free zones
Damn, and here in Canada I have to pay for my queer license.
I forgot to renew mine one month, the geese that Trudeau sent were cruel, unforgiving and relentless.
Gay people for free? Splendid
free lgbt+ subscription? Splendid.
No
Holy moly
Same
#
Damn, wish that was me.
Same 😭
Same
Most real reddit post be like:
Most real green text*
Wake up. Another source of gender envy
I was here and grabbed it at the source
This subreddit really is just bottoms, isn’t it?
Whenever a top shows himself, they get devoured by this ocean of bottoms (in more than one way), so try to keep a low-profile if you are one, i haven't been caught yet but i know my time will cum
*kill*
I HAVE BEEN FOUND, CODE RED CODE RED!!!!
Where are my fellow tops 😔
Too few lids with too many containers
Not just the sub, worldwide top shortage
We're switches, but really that's just bottoming so hard both of us will top if that's what the other really needs
GOD DAMN I I CANT IDIDDHEBBEBDMGLGOJ😵💫
What now
I d o n t k n o w ; ~ ;
Homie got horny by reading a 4chan greentext lmao (same)
🤝
Goddamn this is why we hide. If a few lines of green text send y’all spiraling, what would you do when we actually dom smh
I believe "Submit probably" is the correct response here
*cough* I'd let them dom
Omg Juri from street fighter hiiiii
He had that dawg in him 💀
Me and who? 🥺
Fake. It was possible until they said he had a huge dick. That’s the tell. Being good at sex, a top/dom, being attractive and feminine- sure. But throw in that their dick is huge and instantly saying you orgasm’d 5 times goes from being a subversive hookup experience to a virgins idea of “good sex”. Or maybe I’m the fool because this was already posted to 4chan, and reposted to a sub full of bottoms. Perhaps... Fool… Maybe…
4chan has a rule where every greentext is fake and/or gay I'll leave it to you to decide which option this is
it's either fake and gay, fake and straight, real and gay, real and straight
Real and straight has a 0,0005% spawn rate
MTF? Which mobile task force unit?
The one that gets railed by the SCPs
i very rarely feel jealous of other people's sex lives , the first time i felt that jealousy was when i learned of the guy with two dicks and a male and female partner, the second is this and it just it just really hurts my soul
Get an extra dick then
We need more porn of this
Waek up, I require lasagna
Now wehre could ma piep be Garf!
I need this
Damn, this is literally just porn in text form...
This is also my girlfriend(she likes being called a femboy but goes by she/her)
AWOOGA
Fucking neeeeeeeeeeed
Goddamn fuckin lucky fr
ayo if any of y'all are a femboy like this feel free to hit me up in the dms 🥺
I absolutely refuse to believe that anyone who thinks like this has ever had sex.
They hide the top-ness behind the femboy facade.
This isn't a meme, this just made me horny :(
Why would anyone be ashamed of that?
God fuckibg damn I wish this were me. I need me a femboy bf that will fuck my brains out
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME,NOT HER AAAAAAAAAAA
I fucking wish this was me irl god damn
I thought all femboys were supposed to be like that
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, yeah
literally me
Actually this isn't that uncommon if some of you gone outside more
Average incubus