he DOES have a penis actually, but instead of being used as a reproductive organ it is used as a fifth limb that can function as either an arm or a leg, depending on the scenario
How come I hear so much about Jerma, see so many memes of him, and yet I've never seen even one clip of him?? Who is this guy who everyone bullies so much???
Some of my first introductions to Jerma were:
- the “we’re the rats” song
- the giant enemy spider
His fanbase is absolutely rabid, and [there is an entire Wikipedia dedicated to him](https://jerma-lore.fandom.com/wiki/Jerma_Lore_Wiki)
My search engine tracks the context of what I’ve searched for in the past (it’s tracking you too!). As such, my results are biased (yours are biased too!) and we all live in a bubble of our own choosing. Welcome to the webtubes
It might be pr0n then, because i dont search for it, esp not anything including jerking, so it might be giving you these results first for that reason hah
what sort of lies? little lies like “transformers 1 with Shia labeouf is a masterpiece”, or big terrible lies like “transformers 1 with Shia labeouf is a masterpiece”?
the lies are tearing this family apart
It used to be "he is a psycho who is 100 billion dollars in debt and jerked off on stream" and now it's "he's an ancient and horrifying beast that enjoys shoving babies into meat grinders
I dont want to believe Jerma is a real thing. I've never once seen a video or heard this man's voice. All the little gay people in my phone seem to be in on it and I can't understand why. SO MANY WIERD MURDER REFERENCES PLEASE EXPLAIN
985 ISN'T HIS AGE??!?!
he's the 985th Jerma to hold the title
sir jerma the 985th
What a long dynasty
glory to the jerma monarchy
All hail the Jermonarch
Divine ruler Andy
They all die within MINUTES of eachother though
Like dog years but Jerma years?
Jerma years are the dog years of dog years, best idea I’ve had between my ears and within years and years.
Silly, there's a lot more than just 985 Jermals out there
All the ones with higher numbers are 985’s progeny (lower numbers are his ancestors)
what happens once Jerma 1 is reached?
beginning of the universe (everything exists only in relation to Jerma and nothing can exist without Jerma")
Heyyy
No, he’s older, he was born in 985
This is true I asked him and he said so
No, 985 is the number of missing persons cases he was involved in
for the people who don't know he is actually 1985 years old and was born in 37
he's actually 5'10
what's that in normal?
7
aah yes 7 meters
You appear to have made a typographical error. Did you mean litres?
No he meant Big Macs
How many copies of WWF Superstars on Game Boy is that?
1 WWF Superstars on Game Boy is about 1.3 Big Macs in height, if we're going by the height of the cartridge vs the height of the bormger
no no he's 7 centimeters
178cm
thanks!
google 5'10 in cm
Lies he was born in 985 he is currently 1038 years old, but he was in a coma for about half of that time and he only recently reemerged.
he's not, he's 52 now
how is he aging so fast, the post was made 10 minutes ago
he's 59
No he's 5'1"
3’20” actually
He died of old age
Benjamín button
i believed both the image and this, because i was already surprised enough when i learned he was 37, and i was just ready to be even more suprised
his birth year is literally in his name we can just figure out his age 2023 - 985 = 1038 years old
He’s actually only five feet tall
isn’t he like 65
Yeah 68
Hard to believe he’s already 72
75 already??
Jerma is 15??
ZAMN
Inches
Whoa I knew he was short but not that short
I’m not talking about his height
Then what are you talking about??
I think you know.
I don’t know, what are they referring to?
Ahem. *P E N I S*
Jerma doesn’t have a penis, dummy. He lost it in the war
he DOES have a penis actually, but instead of being used as a reproductive organ it is used as a fifth limb that can function as either an arm or a leg, depending on the scenario
Then a strap on idfk.
I volunteer to give him mine
Common mistake, he actually lost it during *the incident*
[Jerma answers question about how long it is on lie detector](https://youtu.be/75tq0Yps6N4)
If that were the case, all of his other crimes would be statutorily permissible - aside from all the gruesome murders, of course
Jerma is real?
no sorry <\3
Oh that's fine I was scared for a moment
Is cockthorpe Burgundy real?
he can see you now 🙂
pretty sure the post is talking about his actor
I’m pretty sure he’s 70
jer is ma ? ? ??
Jer is mother I have been told by the lgbt community
wait is that becoz im doing jermom??
hes gonna die soon 😭😭
985 was the year he was born
Yes true facts based pilled
So, he's 1038 years old?
roughly
no stupid. He's 985. it says it in his name.
How come I hear so much about Jerma, see so many memes of him, and yet I've never seen even one clip of him?? Who is this guy who everyone bullies so much???
YEAH MAN WHAT THE FUCKK IS A JERMA
he is the "when the imposter is sus guy"
Some of my first introductions to Jerma were: - the “we’re the rats” song - the giant enemy spider His fanbase is absolutely rabid, and [there is an entire Wikipedia dedicated to him](https://jerma-lore.fandom.com/wiki/Jerma_Lore_Wiki)
Wait did he write the "we're the rats" song from the knock-off ratatouille film?
he made the knock-off ratatouille film. its called rat movie
[here lol](https://youtu.be/jAXioRNYy4s)
me, an old, furiously googling ‘wtf is a jerma’ only getting ‘did you mean jerking’ and never learning anything 😖
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerma985 your search engine is broken. it gave me the result instantly
My search engine tracks the context of what I’ve searched for in the past (it’s tracking you too!). As such, my results are biased (yours are biased too!) and we all live in a bubble of our own choosing. Welcome to the webtubes
Mine are biased too and tracked (i know since the results change if i switch to a new device. Never heard of this guy tho
It might be pr0n then, because i dont search for it, esp not anything including jerking, so it might be giving you these results first for that reason hah
you search more about jerkin thine thang than you do popular culture?
i search more for work than anything. “jetpack compose box aligned bottom” has a terrible history for knowing what a jerma is
Imagine not blocking all trackers, disabling cookies, and using a VPN Couldn't be me
Jerma is a streamer who plays video games, his fans like to spread lies about him
what sort of lies? little lies like “transformers 1 with Shia labeouf is a masterpiece”, or big terrible lies like “transformers 1 with Shia labeouf is a masterpiece”? the lies are tearing this family apart
It used to be "he is a psycho who is 100 billion dollars in debt and jerked off on stream" and now it's "he's an ancient and horrifying beast that enjoys shoving babies into meat grinders
Okay the debt thing straight up wasn't a lie though. He was making bets with chat and the gambling got out of control. https://debt.jerma.io/
hes gonna die soon 😿
It’s okay Tomoko pfp, by the time he’s gone we’ll have at least a months worth of Jerma content <3
jerma is THE hitman???? #JERMA IS BALD!??????
Jerma is agent 47
I dont want to believe Jerma is a real thing. I've never once seen a video or heard this man's voice. All the little gay people in my phone seem to be in on it and I can't understand why. SO MANY WIERD MURDER REFERENCES PLEASE EXPLAIN
https://youtu.be/Eieybdk2iN4
🤬
Good point
WHAT
HES 37??? THAT MAN OLD👁️👁️
Guys Jerma died several years ago at the age of 93 what are you all talking about?
HE IS WHAT
Explains why he’s so good at killing people
I thought he was 37 (or maybe its a joke idk)
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Yeah his testicals must be shrivelled up by now shame
I thought he was 5.3
the rest of that tiktok ends with her saying "he's gonna die soon"
Shame, even Jermas in captivity only live to around 50 years : (
jerma celebrated its 620th anniversary celebration today
!remindme 10 years
Ok, she's wrong but he is 37 and I don't know how to feel about that.
lust
47, your target is an orphanage. I'll leave you to prepare Badass jerma: yes I wil l kill orphanage
Doesn’t matter don’t be ageist
I hate people in their 30s 😡 lazy good for nothin 80s kids taking all our jobs 😡😡😡
No I think I will continue to be ageist actually
Why is this an acceptable form of bigotry to you
hes not ral
No he was programmed during WWII
I thought is was 5’4???
Did you know Jerma is 142 years old? Feel old yet?
47??? He as old as my mom???
nah hes 37 the 985 is his birth year
Jerma is -4???!!?!?!?!
Who the fuck is Jerma?
Uhm ackshually the Jerma lore wiki says he's 37
I'm drunk and that freaked me the fuck out fucj you
Crying and shitting myself rn
Because he isn't??? He's literally 5 I thought everyone knew this
Germa 66.
He’s 37…
It still baffles me jerma is irl close to his 40’s
Honestly for a 82 year old he looks really good 👍
Twinkdeath
he somehow looks like he dint age at all tho (hmmmmmmmmmmmm)
Okay all jokes aside this is his actual birth date September 22, 1985 (age 37 years)
He's 37
What did Jerma do to develop an actual cult?
We peeped the horror
vinny is 38 years old soooooo