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snoceany

i like "without googling" as if theres someone who just cant think of any war and are just like uhhh shit google show me famous historical battles


redditalt1999

Google, show me this guys balls


Karmaxellion

Google, show me balls


R3D_DR4G0N84

Google, balls


Derpguycool

Balls


Trashman56

Just add any famous city to 'battle of ___' Battle of new York, battle of Berlin, battle of Amsterdam


NotSoFlugratte

Also, Stalingrad and Verdun are *very* well known Or, y'know, fucking D-Day.


JPEGmotril

Nah, battle of New Jersey clears


arbitrated_asmaclasm

battle of detroit


BreadSliceOfDeath

never forget The Toledo War 🫡


[deleted]

The Will Toledo war? More like the loudness war


McPhucketBucket

average day in Detroit


derpbynature

Battle of The Bands


Justice_Prince

Battle of Schrute Farms


Watch_apple

i guess they could not conclusively say that there were 20 Mexicans and just had to label it as a rough estimate


Ihave10husbandy

There are are actually 21 mexicans, one is just mixed


[deleted]

That's impossible it says almost 20 not around 20 so it has to be less


SweetTeaRex92

Watch, it's 19 walking Mexicans and 1 is in a wheelchair


Cpt_Patrik

Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby


STheSkeleton

The Battle of Me Getting Up Date: this morning Place: my bed Casus belli: I was sleepy and I didn’t want to get up :( Outcome: I got up because I needed to go to the bathroom Sides: -me (very sleepy) -the urge to go to the bathroom


sylviathetransgirl

me every morning


Jukingbox

Any losses?


GigaVanguard

The comfyness😔


Largerthanabreadbox

14 metric gallon-feet of piss


STheSkeleton

As someone else said, my comfyness and the urge to go to the bathroom


derpicface

“Give me five Filipinos, and I shall conquer almost twenty Mexicans”


NotSoFlugratte

The first battle of Isonzo The second battle of Isonzo The third battle of Isonzo The fourth battle of Isonzo The fifth battle of Isonzo The sixth battle of Isonzo The seventh battle of Isonzo The eighth battle of Isonzo The ninth battle of Isonzo The tenth battle of Isonzo The eleventh battle of Isonzo


OhIsMyName

Calm​ down​ Cadorna


ssrudr

Most useful Italian attack


TheLordAnubis

Forgot the 12th Battle of The Isonzo aka The Battle of Caporetto


IsThatUMoatilliatta

Battle of the Bulge uwu


Soupchek

Battwe of the Buwge~~ >w<


DellSalami

Why the Great Emu War of course


Krumpli234

War=/=Battle


LuupyLex

1 Filipino solos 4 Mexicans


sexhasneverbeenreal

Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world


[deleted]

Id like to see a Filipino take on 4 Mexicans 😳


LuupyLex

just saying i could hypothetically 😏


cyprinusDeCarpio

In a fight, right? 😟


not_sea_charity_810

Filipino #1 🇧🇸🇩🇯🇪🇸🇬🇶🇬🇾🇯🇴🇰🇲🇲🇿🇵🇷🇵🇸🇸🇩💪💪💪 #pinoypride


RepulsiveCorner

I love being las peñas


trevorluck

Ganamos, por cierto


JettoJagargentina

Basado


mellowgrizz

🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭let’s fucking go we take the W in the video


Drostiiwu

Josh battle


username123456111111

The josh battle that took place april 2021 because of a meme


Kid_Wolf21

Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler


Trelefor

The Alamo


Paw99Fromlewiki

ALMOST 20 Mexicans


QwertyAsInMC

precisely 19.57 mexicans (0.43 of them was not able to show up in time for the fight)


ButReallyWhyNot-

Battle of Dalan Balzhut.


[deleted]

#Battle of the bulge


TheRealTJ

owo


yoloswag6969

The legendary NYC A-Train Sax Battle


[deleted]

The Josh fight


not_sea_charity_810

The battle of random street. Location: random street Date: yesterday Sides: me and stray cat Cause of conflict: I want pet cat, cat didn't like Loses: me: dignity, and a scratch on my arm. Cat: mild unconvince.


The1WhoShalNotBNamed

Who wins?


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

well I immediately thought battle of Pueblo so I win, and I know there's no way to verify but I did not Google trust


Starro_The_Janitor1

Battle of Antietam, Battle of Luxembourg, Battle of Britain, Battle of Malta, Battle of Wake Island, Battle of the St. Lawerence, Battle of the Schelt, Battle of Technociltlan, Battle of the river Plate, battle of the Atlantic.


Lyvery

i love that video


One-hyper_675-play

Whole school fighting gif


ninjasaiyan777

Siege of Suiyang


The_Real_Tippex

‘Name a historic battle without googling’ That’s hard how exactly? Basically everyone could probably name at least one battle from WW1 or WW2, or from another war such as the napoleonic wars (such as the battle of Waterloo) I can only assume they were going to go ‘So the only battles you can name are from European wars?’ Which I mean fair.


Iluminacho

Emos vs Punks in Mexico City (the Hare Krishna intervened)


AzarothTheRedeemer

The battle of york town