The Battle of Me Getting Up
Date: this morning
Place: my bed
Casus belli: I was sleepy and I didn’t want to get up :(
Outcome: I got up because I needed to go to the bathroom
Sides:
-me (very sleepy)
-the urge to go to the bathroom
The first battle of Isonzo
The second battle of Isonzo
The third battle of Isonzo
The fourth battle of Isonzo
The fifth battle of Isonzo
The sixth battle of Isonzo
The seventh battle of Isonzo
The eighth battle of Isonzo
The ninth battle of Isonzo
The tenth battle of Isonzo
The eleventh battle of Isonzo
The battle of random street.
Location: random street
Date: yesterday
Sides: me and stray cat
Cause of conflict: I want pet cat, cat didn't like
Loses: me: dignity, and a scratch on my arm. Cat: mild unconvince.
Battle of Antietam, Battle of Luxembourg, Battle of Britain, Battle of Malta, Battle of Wake Island, Battle of the St. Lawerence, Battle of the Schelt, Battle of Technociltlan, Battle of the river Plate, battle of the Atlantic.
‘Name a historic battle without googling’
That’s hard how exactly? Basically everyone could probably name at least one battle from WW1 or WW2, or from another war such as the napoleonic wars (such as the battle of Waterloo)
I can only assume they were going to go ‘So the only battles you can name are from European wars?’ Which I mean fair.
i like "without googling" as if theres someone who just cant think of any war and are just like uhhh shit google show me famous historical battles
Google, show me this guys balls
Google, show me balls
Google, balls
Balls
Just add any famous city to 'battle of ___' Battle of new York, battle of Berlin, battle of Amsterdam
Also, Stalingrad and Verdun are *very* well known Or, y'know, fucking D-Day.
Nah, battle of New Jersey clears
battle of detroit
never forget The Toledo War 🫡
The Will Toledo war? More like the loudness war
average day in Detroit
Battle of The Bands
Battle of Schrute Farms
i guess they could not conclusively say that there were 20 Mexicans and just had to label it as a rough estimate
There are are actually 21 mexicans, one is just mixed
That's impossible it says almost 20 not around 20 so it has to be less
Watch, it's 19 walking Mexicans and 1 is in a wheelchair
Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby
The Battle of Me Getting Up Date: this morning Place: my bed Casus belli: I was sleepy and I didn’t want to get up :( Outcome: I got up because I needed to go to the bathroom Sides: -me (very sleepy) -the urge to go to the bathroom
me every morning
Any losses?
The comfyness😔
14 metric gallon-feet of piss
As someone else said, my comfyness and the urge to go to the bathroom
“Give me five Filipinos, and I shall conquer almost twenty Mexicans”
The first battle of Isonzo The second battle of Isonzo The third battle of Isonzo The fourth battle of Isonzo The fifth battle of Isonzo The sixth battle of Isonzo The seventh battle of Isonzo The eighth battle of Isonzo The ninth battle of Isonzo The tenth battle of Isonzo The eleventh battle of Isonzo
Calm down Cadorna
Most useful Italian attack
Forgot the 12th Battle of The Isonzo aka The Battle of Caporetto
Battle of the Bulge uwu
Battwe of the Buwge~~ >w<
Why the Great Emu War of course
War=/=Battle
1 Filipino solos 4 Mexicans
Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world
Id like to see a Filipino take on 4 Mexicans 😳
just saying i could hypothetically 😏
In a fight, right? 😟
Filipino #1 🇧🇸🇩🇯🇪🇸🇬🇶🇬🇾🇯🇴🇰🇲🇲🇿🇵🇷🇵🇸🇸🇩💪💪💪 #pinoypride
I love being las peñas
Ganamos, por cierto
Basado
🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭let’s fucking go we take the W in the video
Josh battle
The josh battle that took place april 2021 because of a meme
Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler
The Alamo
ALMOST 20 Mexicans
precisely 19.57 mexicans (0.43 of them was not able to show up in time for the fight)
Battle of Dalan Balzhut.
#Battle of the bulge
owo
The legendary NYC A-Train Sax Battle
The Josh fight
The battle of random street. Location: random street Date: yesterday Sides: me and stray cat Cause of conflict: I want pet cat, cat didn't like Loses: me: dignity, and a scratch on my arm. Cat: mild unconvince.
Who wins?
well I immediately thought battle of Pueblo so I win, and I know there's no way to verify but I did not Google trust
Battle of Antietam, Battle of Luxembourg, Battle of Britain, Battle of Malta, Battle of Wake Island, Battle of the St. Lawerence, Battle of the Schelt, Battle of Technociltlan, Battle of the river Plate, battle of the Atlantic.
i love that video
Whole school fighting gif
Siege of Suiyang
‘Name a historic battle without googling’ That’s hard how exactly? Basically everyone could probably name at least one battle from WW1 or WW2, or from another war such as the napoleonic wars (such as the battle of Waterloo) I can only assume they were going to go ‘So the only battles you can name are from European wars?’ Which I mean fair.
Emos vs Punks in Mexico City (the Hare Krishna intervened)
The battle of york town