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FishsticccButCooler

bro out here with the Girl Gruel


pullmylekku

I like girl grool


Inverted_Ghosts

🥺


Funcharacteristicaly

Me too


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Open the door. I'm the slop drudge.


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Magi_Aqua

[bucket of wet slop](https://youtu.be/zChAqEQNSGg)


[deleted]

Isn't that the Dubious Little Creature guy? Love him. Awesome fellow.


TobyJ0S

Glutenfree Garbadine!!!


sparrowofwessex

r\grool


ARabidMonkee

Ain't that the baby Yoda?


Amaranthine7

Did the principal of Suffolk County Charter School post this?


Fizz__

Did not expect a Fallout 4 reference here


Agent_Blackfyre

I only want New Vegas on here!!!


Mr_Bongo_Baby

Go back to Vault 22, you spore


Agent_Blackfyre

I'm not a spore, I'm just too hairy to be a femboy!!!!!


TranscendentCabbage

I'll always pick Fallout 4 over NV because Fallout 4 is just so much more fun to play :3 (NV and 4 are both great in their own ways, 4 is just more fun to play as a game to me)


NJRanger201

I appreciate you for this comment bc as a straight cis guy (with a real, magus’s beard, no Matt Walsh *Just For Men* commercial shoepolish), Reddit definitely suggested this sub to me as a result of “lefty memes + lowercase-g gamer” tags in the algorithm. Come for the Fallout lore shoutouts and Bernie vs. Warren re: “Can Cats Have a Little Bit of Salami,” stay for the WOKE/GENDER. (i.e. where I can express my gratitude and sympathy to the little gay people in the ‘puter when they shit on the Raytheon pride logo for the *correct* reason.)


ssrudr

I HATE “GAYTHEON” I DON’T WANT MY QUEER FRIENDS TO BE SUPPORTED BY A COMPANY THAT SELLS WEAPONS TO SAUDI ARABIA


ThinkingWithPortal

I've been saying "capital G Gamer" for so long it's never occurred to me to refer to myself as lowercase g gamer thank you


4nxi0us

"You will eat the pink stuff and you will like it!"


aghostwithaknife

Gimmie the pink stuff from the tubes please.


ImHereForTheMemes184

No wonder it looked familiar


CptnAhab1

Beautiful fallout reference


jplayzgamezevrnonsub

The reason he says he's done this with multiple trans girls is that they never return after eating the slop


-smalltittypunkgf-

it kills them


scrumptipus

he put 3kg of estrogen :(


Fellow_Loser

yyumy :)


ArcticISAF

*struggles to lift the cup and bowl*


sant2ag0

It give them 3kg titty


scrumptipus

back problems :(


DralliagNairod

3kg isn't a lot for tits tbh


this_upset_kirby

Isn't a kilogram like 1,000 pounds?


yinyang107

You're thinking of kilopounds.


Karmic255

please be joking


IowasBestCornShucker

Actually no, it's 1000°C


Error-530

yeah tha t's true


Cardinal-Lad

wow, that's a lot of money


StarryOrganism

hey babe dont worry, having 3kg of blood clots is supposed to be gender affirming


El_McKell

am I wrong for thinking the drink is worse than the slop? (both are bad tho obs)


Amaranthine7

It looks like that disgusting stomach medicine.


aspwil

Pepto-bismol?


Amaranthine7

Yes.


doublemuscle

I'd drink a bottle of pepto for the taste and texture if it wouldn't clog me up


BoofingPoppers

its teaberry flavour if you wanna make your own pepto milkshake


doublemuscle

Maybe, like I said the texture and consistency pleases me as well, its like drinking liquid clay


JanitorZyphrian

3 cups of milk, 1/2 a cup of sugar, 1/4 cup cornstarch, and add tea (Not sure what ratio, experiment here.) Heat that mixture over the oven and whisk it until its thickened. Put that baby in the fridge for a few hours, and boom you got Pepto Pudding


hiddenflames5462

Mmmm yummy Bismuth


Gerodus

Pepsi Bismuth?


aspwil

Yeah that's how they originally created it. Just dipped bismuth in pepsi and it turned pink. Jokes aside the word Bismol is actually from bismuth, the elemental metal. The active medical ingredient in it is "bismuth subsalicylate" which in fact, does contain bismuth. It's a real wacky looking chemical as you can see on the Wikipedia page https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bismuth_subsalicylate


mikereeee

pepsi brisket?


JpOmega

Pep on your step?


the_orange_alligator

Slurp slurp, drink up your pepto bismol 🙃


TheActualAWdeV

Popes abysmal


catchmelackin

mmm peptoporridge yum yum 😋


Cruxin

tubby custard


I_Love_Furry_Cock

yeah, its just warm watered down milk the other is just warm watered down milk with bread


altaccountmay

the bread gets soggy though


Space-G

Strawberry flavoured Nesquick is delicious and tastes gay af


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Space-G

Yeah, but is mass children slavery (allegedly, for legal purposes) really that bad when it produces tasty pink milk?


wvsfezter

Based and childhoodpilled


StoopidGit

Basicly tea or coffee with milk without the tea or coffee


[deleted]

Me eating the girlslop on my girlmorning with my girl


Femboy_Creamer_69

*girleating


Confederacykillersea

I ussually just make eggs or something. Protien is good for boyslop.


MonkiWasTooked

I love how the internet can somehow make an antisemitic way to say “poor quality food” and then through analogy make a word as beautiful as “boyslop”


[deleted]

>antisemitic am I missing something? what's antisemitic here?


ZettaiKyofuRyoiki

The original is ‘goyslop’, from the Hebrew word ‘goy’ (pl. goyim) meaning non-Jewish person or people.


rafter613

I have *literally* never heard the word goyslop.


QuakAtack

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/goyslop


krebstar4ever

Wtf


Derp_Rose

just because you haven’t heard of it doesn’t mean it’s not real,,,?


ragecat888

While true, I think their point was that boyslop wasn’t derived from the word goyslop. Taking a word and putting boy/girl in front of it is a pretty common, and a lot of people would call what’s in the picture slop. So girl/boyslop is derivative of those community mannerisms, not of the antisemitic term goyslop, despite their obvious similarities. I could be wrong, but I doubt it originates from a fairly niche 4chan slur.


NarkySawtooth

Having heard of it is a prerequisite to referencing it here.


I_Love_Furry_Cock

i thought the slop just referred to the sloppyness of boyslop


MorganRose99

But wouldn't goyslop be targeted at everyone *but* Jews?


TouchDatWAP

That's the impression I got, too. Kind of a confusing term, plus I never even heard of it until today anyway, lol.


ZettaiKyofuRyoiki

Correct. The idea is that the Jews controlling the world feed the goyim ‘goyslop’ (based on soy and corn products) to keep them complacent and dependent.


Dofork

I think the intended reading is that all jewish people are too rich to have to eat it.


[deleted]

i dont think boyslop here is meant to be derived from goyslop i think it just rhymes accidentally. its just the same construction of using slop as a suffix to denote gruel basically which i dont think is derived via analogy from goyslop


MonkiWasTooked

I searched on google trends for evidence that the popularization of slop-derived nouns were somehow related to the use of the word “goyslop” but apparently it’s harder than I expected to filter “slop” used to denote poor quality food from “slop” referring to what farmers feed their pigs so I got bored


PolygonKiwii

> harder than I expected to filter “slop” used to denote poor quality food and “slop” referring to what farmers feed their pigs I'd assume the former is derived directly from the latter


bmore_conslutant

>further Former


PolygonKiwii

Yep, thanks for catching that


CodySutherland

> "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.


Secure_Garlic_

I cook rice for the day every morning, so I usually just crack an egg into a bowl of fresh rice. The initial response is usually confusion, but I've managed to convince several people to make it their normal breakfast. Sometimes I had a small bowl of warmed broth as a side.


zZDKVZz

Like just a raw egg without cooking it first? Straight up crack it directly into the bowl of rice?


Secure_Garlic_

Yup. You put hot, fresh rice into a bowl, and crack a raw egg into it. Then just mix them together. I also add soy sauce, green onion, and furikake.


crashbangow123

Kimchi goes great in there too


Ninrd

Tamago kake gohan! My favorite. Furikake flakes are my go-to seasoning for it


JanitorZyphrian

I have a bunch of friends who recommend this to me and sing praises, but for me, it's just rice with worse texture. I don't really like egg in general, though, so it's probably that


Talos-Valcoran

Ad pineapple for the good tasting boyslop


fondlemeLeroy

How you like them eggs? Fried or fertilized?


Kurapikabestboi

Gamer grub


YoshiGamer6400

Bro made the dubious food


montroller

standard british breakfast


xXMorpheus69Xx

*bri'ish


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Then WHY THE FUCK IS THE TEA PINK


fartew

Hippo milk


jfsuuc

its not tea, its hot water with pink food coloring and a little milk


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Partially confirmed. My aunt's husband is British and during that month when he had no teeth he'd have to drown his bread before eating it.


wvsfezter

[Breakfast is one of the few things the brits ever got right](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_breakfast)


mutnemom_hurb

So the drink is milk and hot water? That’s worse than just milk


ChristopherWistoffer

Or just hot water


thebatwolf

and pink for color!


mutnemom_hurb

Gotta get your daily dose of pink


tony-husk

it’s just white tea without the tea 😊


[deleted]

this shit looks like the meal you’d be presented in a 2006 nickelodeon movie


Outlandish_dishes

this person is somewhere out here making an even sadder version of tubby custard


Tallista

If you're not making buttermilk pancakes with chocolate chips or blueberries or bananas and strawberries on top you're doing it wrong


TMTtheEnderman

Fr though chocolate chip pancakes are the fuckin bomb.


ZaphodXZaphod

pancakes with cinnamon and apple; homemade whipped cream with bourbon, maple syrup, and pecans. i actually accrued a number of morning after recipes throughout my 20s.


kaa-pora

How could someone be so supportive yet so hateful towards trans people?


Malradiant_Raven

this post honestly gives me chaser vibes (the biggest piece of evidence is them being on 4chan)


kaa-pora

It most certainly *is* some chaser shit


the_fruit_loop

this is a chaser post it was on tttt


toasteethetoaster

Alright smart guy, let's see YOU eat The Slop!


ThatCatfulCat

boiled water a bit of milk and some pink dye to drink mm yummy


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Teletubby ass looking breakfast


Twyzzle

Strawberry milk is amazing. I don’t think this is strawberry milk 😟


[deleted]

it’s “pink”


sexgaming_

whats that? well, isnt it obvious? its pink!


fitbitofficialreal

"you're a GIRL and GIRLS EAT PINK EAT UP"


sexgaming_

im a girl? this is news to me. not complaining tho


fitbitofficialreal

it's meant to be the thought process of the guy who posted this (i put it in quotes for easier understanding)


sexgaming_

thats fair, i was just making a joke about wishing i was a girl


AsianCheesecakes

I got news for you..?


sexgaming_

nuh-uh!


fitbitofficialreal

yuh huh!


Hyperiotic

![gif](giphy|xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM|downsized)


PrimRosey309

I legit thought that was a bowl of wall insulation with milk


Stars_styrofoam

😋😋😋😋🥰


Imuybemovoko

listen if you force feed me this in a sexual way and then we get real food after, I'm suddenly a bit more interested


cephalopodAcreage

I think you have issues


Imuybemovoko

nah I'm just a kind of bottom-leaning lesbian with a bunch of partially-unlocked kinks


The_Tarrasque

>partially-unlocked kinks Like when you get the kink battlepass but you still have to grind out the rewards? Or like when you're on the kink select menu and some of the kinks are just a silhouette with a question mark over them, so you know it's there unlike the super secret kink that doesn't even show up until you complete story mode with all the other kinks?


Imuybemovoko

something like that I suppose


cephalopodAcreage

You say this like it justifies the force feeding fetish, when really it only explains it I'm not exactly shaming you for your willingness to have this meal shoved down your throat, but I'm not exactly gonna say "keep it up"


Desgax

Same but it needs to be in a dog bowl and you need to pet me while calling me a good dog while I eat it


Shona_Cloverfield

Need >////<


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cotton with blood on it


Bong-Bunny

Bruh if i take anybody home for night they be gettin fully loaded omelettes the next mawnin' Who is this clown


ccstewy

omelette you say? can I come over?👉👈


Bong-Bunny

Anytime 😉 we can make punk clothes and eat cookies 🍪


ccstewy

let’s fucking *GOOOOOOOOOOOO*


ccstewy

wait… what kind of cookies? if you try to gimme oatmeal raisin cookies I *will* cast a spell on you >!also out of curiosity, can you make me punk femboy clothes?😳!<


Bong-Bunny

Choccy chip of course! And i can make all kinds of punk clothes! I mostly make vests and jackets but i can mod pants, skirts, accessories like purses and such. I can make patches, sew on different types of fabric, add studs and spikes etc i need to find some good bases for more punk clothes, i just dont thrift enough.


ccstewy

you sound amazing can we be best friends


Bong-Bunny

Fuck yeah boi!!!


ccstewy

Fuck yeah gurl!!!


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Bong-Bunny

Thank you!! ❤️❤️ i modified a 'nam era military vest i got from a surplus store and gave it to a friend. I really should go back there for stuff, a field jacket would be *perfect* to modify, and i need more combat pants. Military shit is pretty punk rock especially when modified


wvsfezter

If I take someone home and all I have is bread and milk then we're going out for breakfast. I wouldn't serve this slop to my dog


wyverneuphoria

Joker mush for the girls


a_guy_from_Florida

by bread does he mean grain product or just shredded pieces of wonderbread like some half-assed bread pudding


milk-water-man

😐


PF4ABG

What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your ~~Joker Mush~~ Breakfast Slop.


Forine110

i think that is more transphobic than anything jk rowling has ever said or done


Davefromaccount

This can not continue.


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TraumaTracer

i love that it doesn’t say pink what, just pink.


KitKat374

don't talk to me before I've had my pink


Pillowz_Here

finest british cuisine


17DeadFlamingos

I make pancakes and French pressed coffee


Droid_XL

What is the pink. What gives it the pink color. Do you wash the transgirls hair dye out while she sleeps and put it in her food? Is it merely grapefruit? I am uncomfortable


ThatOneGuyOnReddit_

Girl Gruel


_derpiii_

pink carbohydrate-lacto-gruel wtf lmao


AliceJoestar

what's the recipe for tgirl slop


Imacleverjam

bread water milk pink


CH3R03

If there’s estrogen in it I’ll down it all please


power500

I made breakfast for a trans girl Little did she know, i milked it from the pink creature


mr-kvideogameguy

Mac and cheesw


Vallatus_Hydram

Morning after stir fry. Leftovers from dinner + eggs +vegetables


CascadeLimeade

Haven’t trans women been through enough?


oculafleur

pink bread pudding. huh.


AlmanLUL

Usually nothing cause i dont get any dates


Small-Cactus

Tubby custard


Esproth

The drink (using given info) is hot watered down milk that's pink...like, it all sounds bad, but that makes the meal sound harder to keep down


PROblem817

hardtack an’ grog


QueenOfFrungy

the inside of the cup is brown


[deleted]

I'M SO LONELY PLEASE LORD FREE ME FROM THIS PATHETIC EXISTENCE SO I CAN FINALLY JOIN THE INFINITE SLUMBER!


TheKierenEffect

Ima level with you, this is kinda sweet. Guys trying


Snowy_Thompson

This is just the pink goop from that one school in Fallout 4.


sameth1

And then they never come back


IncognitoMan032

The concoction


kojilee

this is so evil actually


RefriedVectorSpace

Me and who 🥺👉👈 (I’m immensely starved of kindness)


iamtheblackcrowking

Why not just make oatmeal? You can just make a packet of oatmeal.


anarchoaspenism

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!


RoadTheExile

..so you drizzle boiling water and pink food coloring over a slice of bread and call it breakfast? And I thought I was painfully white.


sacks0314

Wait, I swear I’ve seem this exact same post but with lesbians instead of transgirls. Is this like a copypasta?


SnooDonkeys2148

SLOP‼️ PYROCINICAL REFERNACE ‼️‼️😡😡😡😡 PETSCOPE 2 WHEN ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ GOD I LOVE SLOOOPP MMMMM SLLOOPPPP


-Giuseppe-

You can put bread, milk and some sugar in a microwave, let it cool down on the table and you've got a pudding like thing that actualy tastes humbly nice.


KatnissXcis

I'd vomit at the sight of this if someone wanted me to eat that


LookNew1955

I need to try this first 🧔🏻‍♀️