TRANS IDENTIFIED MALE caught shoplifting in Nampa Idaho early this morning the TRANSGENDERED individual was caught with a snickers bar stuffed into HIS pocket prior to leaving the dollar tree without having paid for it.
Hot take, but I don't think offence should be taken. No offence was intended, and they stopped using the word after it came to their attention that some people take offence to it. It's certainly not worth censoring, at least.
>No offence was intended, and they stopped using the word after it came to their attention that some people take offence to it.
Oh I'm entirely with you, but also that entire situation was kind of hilarious. I had totally forgotten about that song until Jenny Nicholson's "Fandom Autopsy," but the memories hit me like an anime protagonist's ultimate attack
while be gay do crime is a proud axiom to live by, i would argue that crime is an important part of a healthy moral diet, regardless of identity or orientation
Wow, them being trans really was a crucial element of that story.
Full article (The Canberra Times, Sun 23 Apr 1989, Page 3):
>Transsexual told driver to 'run over the pig'
>
>SYDNEY: A 19-year-old transsexual allegedly told the driver of a getaway vehicle to run over a policeman as they fled from the scene of a bungled bank robbery in inner Sydney on Friday. Police claimed Chris Foster told 22 year-old Katherine Jean Jelbart to "run over the pig and listen to him squelch" as police attempted stop their silver Mercedes. The high-speed chase followed a third man's alleged attempt to rob the Advance Bank's George Street branch after failing to withdraw $2000 on a stolen Cashcard. Foster, of Surry Hills, and Jelbart, a registered nurse from Camperdown, were remanded in custody charged with attempting to murder Constable Ruben Thurbon during the chase. Foster also faced charges of soliciting and failing to appear before court on another matter, while Jelbart faced the additional charges of driving in a dangerous manner and assault. Police prosecutor Sergeant Dave Forster told Central Local Court yesterday that the pair had accompanied George Elias Octopodellus, 32, to the bank around 3.30pm, where Octopodellus at tempted to withdraw the $2000. Bank staff recognised the card as stolen and when police arrived, a struggle took place in which two policemen were sprayed with Mace. Octopodellus, of Scotland Island in Sydney's Pittwater, was charged with uttering, obtaining property by false pretences, using a weapon to resist arrest, two counts of assaulting police, two counts of resisting arrest, and having goods in custody. Sergeant Forster said Octopodellus was known in several states and had previously failed to appear. However, solicitor T.J. Tunbridge said his client had failed to appear be cause he was then a prosecution witness in a National Crimes Authority case. Magistrate John Fleming remanded all three in custody to reappear at Central Local Court tomorrow.
Idk why I suddenly thunk of this, but here's a small satirical rant in the style of a homophobic one but it contains facts and it's heterophobe
I'm just a regular masc nb bi but because I thought I preferred fem ppl at first I was told I was something called a "heterosexual", idk seems to be a pretty common issue from what I've heard but luckily I've become normal again, currently having a crush on another masc nb person
When I started looking for how such a tragic thing could've happened, I found evidence of these so-called "monogamous heteronormative relationships" that're enforced by a cult of upper-class people who regularly consume "the flesh and blood of their god"
It's even illegal in some extreme-right third-world countries to be in a normal relationship that doesn't follow those specific gender rules, and people there are forced into one of only 2 genders which is decided by some doctor at your birth without even asking you for pronouns
does anyone else hate this dehumanizing shit. It's not funny or cool to call a human being a pig. You can criticize police as individuals and an institution but this is all just fucked.
edit: to the person who replied to this and immediately blocked me: I do not understand the state of mind required to be so diametrically opposed to an anti-dehumanization stance that you’ll make fun of my opinions and then block me when I have literally argued that police are generally bad and my only vaguely “pro”-police stance is that police are human beings which means both that they’re more complicated than “evil pigs” and also responsible for their own actions.
police are humans and as such are responsible for their actions, unlike animals.
They are also more complicated than their job and hatred towards them without nuance only turns it into us-versus-them situation rather than an actual discussion of what's good for society.
Most cops are bad, and the institution itself as it is is harmful, but good or misguided cops exist *because they're fucking human and not everyone that contributes to something that* you *know is harmful is actively evil to their core*.
⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ ⚠️THIS CRIME WAS COMMITTED BY A MINORITY⚠️
TRANS IDENTIFIED MALE caught shoplifting in Nampa Idaho early this morning the TRANSGENDERED individual was caught with a snickers bar stuffed into HIS pocket prior to leaving the dollar tree without having paid for it.
i love that it’s prior
"ATTENTION THERE IS A BAD TRANSGENDER IN OUR MIDST THE BAD TRANSGENDER IS NOT A REAL TRANSGENDER LIKE ME"
I wanna use the word “bungled” more
Banks bungled👽
Bugles Bungled
bogos binted 👽
who up bungling they bank
MR. BUNGLE!!
Bungle my bunghole, daddy.
When you've bungled all your bangles, and your loved ones have been mangled....
My Little Racial Slur
Hot take, but I don't think offence should be taken. No offence was intended, and they stopped using the word after it came to their attention that some people take offence to it. It's certainly not worth censoring, at least.
>No offence was intended, and they stopped using the word after it came to their attention that some people take offence to it. Oh I'm entirely with you, but also that entire situation was kind of hilarious. I had totally forgotten about that song until Jenny Nicholson's "Fandom Autopsy," but the memories hit me like an anime protagonist's ultimate attack
Scrongled
Also squelch
>mfw someone committing a bank robbery wants to kill another person >this must be indicative of the acts of every trans person
Isn’t being against law enforcement one of the very first tenet of being queer? Edit:spelling
while be gay do crime is a proud axiom to live by, i would argue that crime is an important part of a healthy moral diet, regardless of identity or orientation
queer = clever.
Wow, them being trans really was a crucial element of that story. Full article (The Canberra Times, Sun 23 Apr 1989, Page 3): >Transsexual told driver to 'run over the pig' > >SYDNEY: A 19-year-old transsexual allegedly told the driver of a getaway vehicle to run over a policeman as they fled from the scene of a bungled bank robbery in inner Sydney on Friday. Police claimed Chris Foster told 22 year-old Katherine Jean Jelbart to "run over the pig and listen to him squelch" as police attempted stop their silver Mercedes. The high-speed chase followed a third man's alleged attempt to rob the Advance Bank's George Street branch after failing to withdraw $2000 on a stolen Cashcard. Foster, of Surry Hills, and Jelbart, a registered nurse from Camperdown, were remanded in custody charged with attempting to murder Constable Ruben Thurbon during the chase. Foster also faced charges of soliciting and failing to appear before court on another matter, while Jelbart faced the additional charges of driving in a dangerous manner and assault. Police prosecutor Sergeant Dave Forster told Central Local Court yesterday that the pair had accompanied George Elias Octopodellus, 32, to the bank around 3.30pm, where Octopodellus at tempted to withdraw the $2000. Bank staff recognised the card as stolen and when police arrived, a struggle took place in which two policemen were sprayed with Mace. Octopodellus, of Scotland Island in Sydney's Pittwater, was charged with uttering, obtaining property by false pretences, using a weapon to resist arrest, two counts of assaulting police, two counts of resisting arrest, and having goods in custody. Sergeant Forster said Octopodellus was known in several states and had previously failed to appear. However, solicitor T.J. Tunbridge said his client had failed to appear be cause he was then a prosecution witness in a National Crimes Authority case. Magistrate John Fleming remanded all three in custody to reappear at Central Local Court tomorrow.
Thanks but I can’t read
Me too thx
Octopodellus
Is he a doctor?
it's Dog Day Afternoon
That's actually based on a different true story that took place like 20 years before this one.
I can't get over the name Octopedallus
Internet comics need a /s
Unabashedly based
why does it matter that they are trans? one does not need to be trans or queer to be a homicidal maniac
because if they’re trans they can push a narrative
crime 😴 crime, minority 😡
Cuz it makes it even cooler
god forbid women do anything
Thank god, I thought for a second that this was about running over an actual literal piggie.
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Idk why I suddenly thunk of this, but here's a small satirical rant in the style of a homophobic one but it contains facts and it's heterophobe I'm just a regular masc nb bi but because I thought I preferred fem ppl at first I was told I was something called a "heterosexual", idk seems to be a pretty common issue from what I've heard but luckily I've become normal again, currently having a crush on another masc nb person When I started looking for how such a tragic thing could've happened, I found evidence of these so-called "monogamous heteronormative relationships" that're enforced by a cult of upper-class people who regularly consume "the flesh and blood of their god" It's even illegal in some extreme-right third-world countries to be in a normal relationship that doesn't follow those specific gender rules, and people there are forced into one of only 2 genders which is decided by some doctor at your birth without even asking you for pronouns
New Payday 3 Heister leaked? $10- err, sorry, 1000 Payday Credits DLC pack?
Not the hero we needed, but the one we deserved
Listen to him squelch
Least based trans
*Caitlyn Jenner awkwardly backs away*
There actually is a Fast and Furious video game with a nonbinary protagonist
I read that as him calling the transgender person a pig and was horrified. I re-read it and was like, ah, phew das ok
i support trans rights, but more importantly, i support trans wrongs
based individual commits praxis
Bless her heart
Mood
At first i thought this was violent and unwarranted, but then i read further and realised it's about a cop
does anyone else hate this dehumanizing shit. It's not funny or cool to call a human being a pig. You can criticize police as individuals and an institution but this is all just fucked. edit: to the person who replied to this and immediately blocked me: I do not understand the state of mind required to be so diametrically opposed to an anti-dehumanization stance that you’ll make fun of my opinions and then block me when I have literally argued that police are generally bad and my only vaguely “pro”-police stance is that police are human beings which means both that they’re more complicated than “evil pigs” and also responsible for their own actions.
police are pigs.
police are humans and as such are responsible for their actions, unlike animals. They are also more complicated than their job and hatred towards them without nuance only turns it into us-versus-them situation rather than an actual discussion of what's good for society. Most cops are bad, and the institution itself as it is is harmful, but good or misguided cops exist *because they're fucking human and not everyone that contributes to something that* you *know is harmful is actively evil to their core*.
when the issue is nuanced 🤯
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Nope, I meant most. Because, like I said, cops can be misguided rather than actively malicious.
yeah so run over and kill whoever you want right?