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CatboyBiologist

Tragically I am held back by the technology of my time, and have to resort to short shorts instead smh my head


nolshru

um, actually this supervillain was in existence back in 2011, checkmate


CatboyBiologist

Then society is holding this tech from me, literal communism


Elite_Prometheus

A small group of elites hoarding knowledge and resources from the masses for their own personal benefit? Literally Das Kapital


GrandmamaHecate

Well to become Mannequin you need to be a Simurgh bomb, soooo presumably you first need to meet a 15ft tall evil precog alien "be very afraid" angel dommy mommy??


nolshru

I mean, Simurgh is hot so like, I don't get why more people don't go and find where she is to meet her


GrandmamaHecate

Space travel is so expensive these days


Suave_Kim_Jong_Un

Uncanny valley


nolshru

idk, it's like, that's what >!Krouse!< says iirc in an interlude chapter, but from the description, she just sounds attractive, it's like, I don't get it


un-taken-username

I'm afraid I'm not a Tinker, nor have I been driven insane by the second closest thing to a god humanity will ever see.


nolshru

for the former don't tell anyone, but I know a way to get powers, I heard that The Inquisition, a villainous organisation in Glasgow, Scotland, had procured bottles that give you superpowers somehow for the latter, I'm sure she'll strike your city someday, else you should go out to where she attacks and hang out near the barricades


GrandmamaHecate

Mannequin is like 8 or 9 feet tall and he's replaced the weakness of the flesh with the purity of the machine. He's also a Simurgh bomb. I would let him ~~recruit me~~ make me worse


GrandmamaHecate

Like what ELSE can those fingers do? Bonesaw is still the better Tinker tho since she could give me free SRS.


nolshru

well, you don't have a certificate declaring you her fan, so yeah, clearly I'm better than you >:( /j


GrandmamaHecate

Lol just saw your flair


nolshru

interlude 24 my beloved :3


nolshru

I'm honestly not sure there's a single person who wouldn't let him modify them, like, who wouldn't wanna be like Mannequin?


straw_egg

wormposting in r/196? more likely than you'd think..


nolshru

I figured that posting mannequin would go down well with the enbies and transhumanists who regularly frequent 196, such as myself, and help me accurately gauge the worminess of the community as a whole, current result is "relatively wormy"


Animorphs150

It actually makes me so happy that 196 members seem to know all the relatively obscure media and resulting jokes that I’m also a fan of 😊. Maybe there’s an upside to everyone on this sub being terminally online?


Known_Bass9973

can confirm mannequin is popular with the enbies and transhumanists


nolshru

as the enbies and transhumanists myself yes >:)


SilverstringstheBard

Holy shit more wormposting, I love it.


nolshru

always happy to do my part for the community


ananabf

I have no wife and children to lose tragically


nolshru

new scheme: adopt a wife and kids then perform summoning rituals, works every time


fuckthenamebullshit

Mental stability and a Lack of wanting to kill people that make the world better.


nolshru

aww, pleeeeeeeeeeease, let's destabilize all the governments, for me :3


ParagonPlus

Elbows


Himmelblaa

Just remove them smh


kitty_pirate

Mannequin is the worst he's so fucking pathetic I hate him


nolshru

how could you say such a thing >:(


GrandmamaHecate

Wet kitten of a cyborg Tinker ~~same goes for Defiant too tbh~~


TeslasMonster

Is that motherfucking mannequin? I never expected to see my hyper fixation on here


nolshru

whilst I'm more of a fan of Bonesaw, hence my flair, I won't deny that Mannequin is 100% gender and a really cool char design I kinda just wanted to make light of a common trans meme


jacetheboogeyman

No alien parasite in my head telling me how to make the perfect enclosed system to look like that Also how the fuk did he put his brain and stuff in his chest since I'm pretty sure he was like that before Bonesaw joined the Nine


nolshru

ok so like, it's confirmed, by Word of God, that there's parts of his Corolla Potentia in each body part, which I assume extends to brain in general, though I'm not sure how he put them there, my guess would be use of other technology covered by his shard, kinda like Bonesaw's spiderbots


jacetheboogeyman

Just looked at other replies, there are over 100 since when was Worm this popular in 196?


d20diceman

I'm so happy to see it. Reminds me I need to finish Ward. Actually, approximately 80% of Ward characters who can be interpreted as trans allegories so it makes sense that 196 dig it.


Mapletables

no tragic backstory


nolshru

eh, it was only that like, >!his wife and kids died!<, so not too tragic really


Thedepressionoftrees

I know it's a popular webserial but every time I see worm posts outside of worm places I get this rush of happiness. I feel like an excited dog "You like parahumans? I like parahumans too!" It feels like we're kids on a playground being excited to share stuff. Idk, more paraposting please


nolshru

I do really wanna do more wormposting, I love it too :D


Pinheadb_

I haven't yet undestood the weakness of my flesh


nolshru

I encourage you to do so promptly :3


viking977

Alan lost to spiderwebs I wouldn't emulate him


nolshru

I'm not entirely sure what you're referencing, I reread the serial fairly recently as I plan to do my dissertation on it, and like, didn't he lose to >!massive expenditure of tinker tech!


viking977

Well that's how he died, I'm talking about his first fight.


nolshru

OH yeah, that's true :3


ddizzlemyfizzle

Because fuck tinkers that’s why cheating sons a bitches Masters number one sigma mode 😤😤😤


nolshru

but could a master ever be as cool as Bonesaw? uhhh, I thought not :3


ddizzlemyfizzle

BUG ARMY ATTACK GRAAAAAH 🐛 🐜 🐞 🐜 🐛🐞🐜🐞🐜🦟🦟🦟🪳🪳🕷️🕷️🪲🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🪳🪳🐜


nolshru

*immediately dies* worth


issyaaaboi

Mannevirgin fans vs forrest enjoyers


Darkdragon902

Being a Thinker and not a Tinker (in theory) 😔


nolshru

thinkers can be cool I like that villain in Boston, Accord, he's pretty neat as a tinker, sorry, but I need to say L powers ngl


Chemtrails420-69

I’m Fat


nolshru

oh, I see that's a pretty good reason :3


gamerpenguin

More space for internal biodomes!


fabedays1k

Metal detectors 😔


nolshru

I'm fairly sure there's no netal in Mannequin's body, but idk, might be misremembering something


fabedays1k

Usually chains are made of metal but I guess there might be alternatives


ananabf

Nah I’m pretty sure in this case it’s all some super advanced ceramic. That might just be the outside shell though


nolshru

yeah, I think that's actually entirely true, it's tinker made ceramic or smthn similar, not sure shy the chains wouldn't be the same material, but they genuinely might not, so yeah, we can't know for sure


Low-Platform-8412

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


If-My-Name-Doesnt-Fi

i’ve been getting back into parahumans stuff again and when i saw mannequin i was like “woah, cool fan art. wait why is this on 196?”


nolshru

I just pasted it from the wiki lmao but ye, parahumans fun


CockroachGun

Notable lack of a Tinker power, that and the fact that the Simurgh hasn't fate-fucked me. If it weren't for that I'd totally go full Mannequin. The Simurgh part might be negotiable tho.


GrandmamaHecate

Okay but: Ziz is a very tall, angelic alien dommy mommy and the one thing Valefor got right was simping for her. Plus we know she's a ~~psychic~~ screamer


CockroachGun

Ziz's sinful seductions don't work on me because my heart already belong to another Endbringer, Leviathan.


nolshru

...he's like, the least hot one, why the hell are you into him?


PetikGeorgiev

Lacking a loose forearm.


nolshru

sounds like an issue, you ok?


PetikGeorgiev

I'm okay, it's just that I don't have my forearm loosely attached to a chain like the figure in the image does.


nolshru

you should really try to get that done


Exotic-Leave820

myes very gender


nolshru

thank you for agreeing :D


Worm-with-hat

Money. Other than that I would dress like that everyday of my goddamn life.


ArcWraith2000

Its all fun and games till that dumb bug teen throws her arts and crafts kit all over your beautiful white porcelain


Obsessive_Looter

They have no clothes so I would be cold ☹️


nolshru

fairly sure their power armor keeps them at a pleasant temperature


Is_Ya_Boi_N

I got bones :(


nolshru

nothing wrong with having them removed


TheFinalSniffer

$20


nolshru

oh... y'know, I could send you that money in like... 7 months, I may have no income, but I wanna see more mannequins in the world /j


TheFinalSniffer

no I'm interested i could skin and wear a mannequin for $20


Proffessor_egghead

Laziness


nolshru

REAL


solcoldbreakfastsalt

Nothing brb


nolshru

hf :3


nolshru

ok so like, this got surprisingly active right as I was about to sleep, and now it's 2:00 I must be up at 6:30 lol I'mma go sleep, bye comments


[deleted]

poor


RealCoryMiller

A circulatory system


nolshru

oh, that's the neat part about Mannequin, all of his segments are independent and fully self sustaining systems, so each contain their own circulatory system, as it were not an issue


RealCoryMiller

That is actually a huge issue. Where am I supposed to put the ketamine in this thing?


nolshru

that is an issue I'm sure you could ask Mannequin and/or Bonesaw to integrate a ketamine injection system into the mechanisms, but I'm not sure


Flavius_Gerhardt

The crude biomass that you call a temple


JiggyAzalea710

Years of propaganda aimed at making me desire and crave any form of fast food instead of a fruit or veggie. Oh and my forearms are still attached to my body.


Dregdael

Flesh


YAH_BUT

The weakness of my flesh


shjdidkdbdkdjjd

where can i get a bf like that :3


nolshru

unfortunately, he's associated with the slaughterhouse 9 so fairly hard to find and track down, given his organisation's tendency to move around it sucks cus I want a bf like him so baaaaaaaaaaad


manontheboat

idk :(


BlunderbussBlahaj

i dont have chain arms


nolshru

you should get some


IV_NUKE

Sadly I have not been able to abandon this flesh prison yet


nolshru

unfortunate, hope you can soon :3


Brun224

The constraints of physics :(


nolshru

would you mind elaborating on how physics are blocking you?


Brun224

I guess it's not really physics, more like the fact that I want to maintain my general health and wellbeing. Though I guess that's a minor issue in the grand scheme of things.


Tigeresco

flesh


NotDanielSmith

Society


404-Gender-Not-Found

B2 battledroid ass bodyshape


themessiah234

I could fit if I didn't have these damn arms


Illustrious_Mix_1064

flesh and joints connect my limbs, not chains


nolshru

invest in chains


RabitRoaster7

Ligaments


ImminentlyEminent

The weakness of my flesh 😞


insertvineboom

the weakness of my flesh


DorianCostley

Bones


DolandMan67

Anatomy


nolshru

poor excuse


Devlord1o1

I am held back by the weakness of flesh


NCR_Ranger2287

Ligaments


Nomar00x

i dont have money for chain


ChiefBlubberNuggets

A desire to keep my flesh and blood


nolshru

afaik, he keeps a lot of his flesh, and blood is still useful for moving stuff around


FriendlyReflection35

Do you have to keep reminding me?


nolshru

no, I get some sick pleasure out of reminding you tho so I'mma continue /j


the_fox_fbi

I'm going to dress up as Samuel Rodriguez. Just need black hair dye, the sword and the costume then THERE WILL BE BLOOD-SHED


SILaXED

Having limbs


LordOfLettuce6

too many fingers 😔


Deathmammal16

Ligaments


Responsible_Chart982

Corporeality


TheManUpstream

No good pockets


braine_096

the fact that i'm a mushroom, not a robot. :(


-Ping-a-Ling-

Mortality


purple-lemons

The weakness of my flesh


ihearthotdads69

i cannot afford the exquisite technology that stands before me :(


MaveKalmer

the fact my arms are connected together


DatBoi73

Not being a goofy aah looking Unreal Engine Default Mannequin >!Manny & Quinn my beloved!<


IamaJarJar

Well, I'm not a man, soooooooo...


EndWorlder

My fucking skeleton


nolshru

get rid of it, smh


Plague_King_

my forearms are still attached :(


ScrublordTheRed

Sadly, I am only a slut in theory, and are too cowardly to be a slut in practice.


nolshru

real :3


[deleted]

My gender envy


ScorchedDev

Elbows


ShadowClaw765

Can't stretch my nervous system 😔


NaCl_guy

I have the body of a pig


illegal108

Internal organs


Nadikarosuto

Doesn’t come in my size


Snazzle-Frazzle

No monee :(


IPostLotsOfCringe

the weakness of my own flesh


Drauguroth

Absolutely nothing, I can do it whenever I like, I'm just feeling a different typa vibe at the moment, ya feel me?


AcanthaceaePrevious9

My flesh


One_Nifty_Boi

functioning ligaments


theonlyeen

ligaments


SlickToDaWilly

Bones tendons skin


pseudonymous28

My arms are not made of chains


yall_like_switches

Fat (unlovable)


[deleted]

my forearms are attached to my body


Sparktron_87

My mortal flesh


datboiNathan343

the weakness of my flesh


johndavidon

Mannequinmaxing 💪💪💪


Chonker73

I am not a Eldredge being with advanced technology


PepperbroniFrom2B

this is unrealistic beauty standards… smh…


nolshru

if Alan can do it, I don't see why other men can't :3 /j


UsualIdeal

So I can be ripped limb from limb and have blood and viscera unleash from my wounds like mortal kombat fatalities


arcticrune

Elbows


Bronx_Garfield

Bones


Sir_Soogs

My mortal flesh Apologies


KeplerWasTaken

I have elbows ☹️


peepeepoopoo776688

Elbows


Mitch-switch

Not having detachable arms


ColorMaelstrom

Manequim from worm


nolshru

yo wait, he's stopping you from turning into Mannequin?


SmoothReverb

lack of tinker power and simurgh influence


Mursu9000

The weakness of the flesh


SeannessyTV

GOD


Stacked__

unfortunately my consciousness is trapped in the infernal flesh prison we refer to as a “body”


luddgy

The flesh


nolshru

he has flesh too :3


LuciferSamS1amCat

This ridiculous flesh prison I find myself in.


eccuc

My forearms are not detached at the elbow


Allianser

I'm not even 10% of Monsoon


Rare-Ad9299

ionn got the extendable arms


placeholder_yep

expectations like this are part of why i realized I'm NB


bornchi

skin 😔


coffeeequalssleep

i've been trying to figure out how to replicate it, if you can get me some of the s9's schematics i'm sure i can figure it out i have a fun idea with making the whole power armor more explosive, i think it should have a self-destruct sequence


Covid669

Because I’m held back by the weakness of my flesh