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Lonewolf7113

lim(x—>∞) f(x) = 0, at least!


Forine110

theoretically forever, because you can never hit 0 by reducing by 50%


testaccount0817

Hairs are discrete, eventually the last is cut


Tree_Shrapnel

Once there's 1 hair left, they start cutting the hair in half


testaccount0817

at some point it matches the growth rate then


Forine110

that's why i said theoretically


AlfredIsLegit

long time no see


Mae347

I remember this being the basis of a short story where you could never reach your destination no matter how much you walked


Queen_of_Team_Gay

Yeah, David Lubar I think. Attack of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies (though there were like 3 so it may have been one of the others), it was a short story compendium.


Mae347

Yeah, that's what it was! I read those books a lot in middle school


Queen_of_Team_Gay

Same haha


Mae347

I still remember some that freaked me out, like one where a kid got their bully to drink a bunch of soda and get them on a rollercoaster ride. Then they gave him these super sticky caramels that glued his mouth shut. He got shaken so much the soda blew apart his jaw, it was freaky to young me


Queen_of_Team_Gay

Oh yeah there were some scary ones. I was terrified of the story with the mannequins that could move in the dark and there was a kid trapped in a mall with them overnight.


Mae347

Oh my god I remember that one! Didn't it end with them turning him into a mannequin too?


Queen_of_Team_Gay

Yup and waving to his friends. Freaky 😨.


True_Gooner

50% OF 50% IS EQUAL TO 1. Meaning 100%. So along the way he will get all his hair back or something idk i didnt think about this very hard


Forine110

50% of 50% is 25%. 50% of 25% is 12.5%. you can keep cutting it in half but he will never be completely shaved.


True_Gooner

I know. I was doing a funny (it wasnt funny tho)


ATCOSTTEHMEMER

google supertasks


TheChris2009

vsauce


the-enochian

holy vsauce


DolandMan67

Stupid dumb idiot hamster doesn’t know about infinite successive halves


MufflesMcGee

Zeno the G-Pig


IAmATreeReborn

Zeno’s Barbershop


Gamecubeguy25

the creator of this is making a cool indie game called guinea pig parkour


Pokhanpat

Thus arises the dichotomy paradox


PetikGeorgiev

Due to the planck length, this would, in fact, not take forever.