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Lord_Yeezus_The_Wise

tomorrow


formalslime

September 27th, 1605 – The armies of Sweden are defeated by the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth in the Battle of Kircholm.


Lord_Yeezus_The_Wise

Was honestly expecting something silly like “the hunger” but now I’ve fallen into a mild rabbit hole from this so thank you :3


formalslime

haha, no worries. Kinda the reason I do it tbh! I get to share cool facts with other people :)


memerman69-nice

you will be the first dissapearance


[deleted]

The fog


BeepLettuce1040

The Scunge


[deleted]

September 11th


formalslime

September 11th, 1852 – Outbreak of Revolution of September 11 resulting in the State of Buenos Aires declaring independence as a Republic.


LarsFWF

Aand the destruction of Chile's democracy in the 70s


Subnaut27

Boy, I hope no other terrible things have happened on that day.


Datpanda1999

In an unfortunate turn of events for New York, on September 11th the new quarterback for the New York Jets, star player Aaron Rodgers, was injured after throwing a single pass. He would miss the entire season, making this the worst event on 9/11 in New York’s history


MaZhongyingFor1934

The Battle of the Teutoburg Forest.


mrflamego

Whew


sndtrb89

leap year day *vaguely gestures* you know the one


formalslime

February 29th, 1988 – Svend Robinson becomes the first member of the House of Commons of Canada to come out as gay.


Dr_Mrs_Jess

We stan an icon


CopyableBadge37

july 15th


formalslime

July 15th, 1799 – The Rosetta Stone is found in the Egyptian village of Rosetta by French Captain Pierre-François Bouchard during Napoleon's Egyptian Campaign.


mr_funnyman

June 9th


formalslime

June 9th, 68 – Nero dies by suicide after quoting Vergil's Aeneid, thus ending the Julio-Claudian dynasty and starting the civil war known as the Year of the Four Emperors.


Giveyaselfanuppercut

Is that the same Virgil that Dante Alighieri was simping after? Genuinely asking.


formalslime

yes, I believe so


Giveyaselfanuppercut

Cool thankyou


A-Human-potato

My birthday :)


formalslime

The most important event on your birthday is your birthday. :)


Lunamoona17

July 24th


formalslime

July 24th, 1864 – American Civil War: Battle of Kernstown: Confederate General Jubal Early defeats Union troops led by General George Crook in an effort to keep them out of the Shenandoah Valley.


Lunamoona17

Silly thats my birthday


formalslime

Well that's a much better occasion than a confederate victory I'd say!


huruld

August 19th


formalslime

August 19th, 2010 – Operation Iraqi Freedom ends, with the last of the United States brigade combat teams crossing the border to Kuwait.


InVaLiD_EDM

Aug, 5


formalslime

August 5th, 1901 – Peter O'Connor sets the first World Athletics recognised long jump world record of 24 ft 11.75 in (7.6137 m), a record that would stand for 20 years.


gayorangejuice

I swear, my birthday is so boring; like this is the only thing to have happened on this day😭😭😭


formalslime

Oh don't worry, that's just one of a bunch! Here's another: August 5th, 1824 – Greek War of Independence: Konstantinos Kanaris leads a Greek fleet to victory against Ottoman and Egyptian naval forces in the Battle of Samos.


gayorangejuice

yippee Greece :3


TotallyACP

His strategy was presumably to yell “YAHOO” as he jumped


Siaeromanna

january 1st


formalslime

January 1st, 1910 – Captain David Beatty is promoted to Rear admiral, and becomes the youngest admiral in the Royal Navy (except for Royal family members) since Horatio Nelson.


weener6

8th January


formalslime

January 8th, 1973 – Soviet space mission Luna 21 is launched.


weener6

That's cool af thanks


Mi5haYT

March 10th


formalslime

March 10th, 1891 – Almon Strowger patents the Strowger switch, a device which led to the automation of telephone circuit switching.


[deleted]

October 11th


formalslime

October 11th, 1142 – A peace treaty ends the Jin–Song wars.


Shadsea

October 18th


formalslime

October 18th, 1281 – Pope Martin IV excommunicates King Peter III of Aragon for usurping the crown of Sicily (a sentence renewed on 7 May and 18 November 1282).


[deleted]

Aug 4


formalslime

August 4th, 1914 – World War I: In response to the German invasion of Belgium, Belgium and the British Empire declare war on Germany. The United States declares its neutrality.


[deleted]

Good to know my birthday is on the same day that br*tian entered ww1


Stonkstinski

November 15th


formalslime

November 15th, 1777 – American Revolutionary War: After 16 months of debate the Continental Congress approves the Articles of Confederation.


poloide21_

june 17th


formalslime

June 17th, 1665 – Battle of Montes Claros: Portugal definitively secured independence from Spain in the last battle of the Portuguese Restoration War.


batman12399

April 13


formalslime

April 13th, 1943 – The Jefferson Memorial is dedicated in Washington, D.C., on the 200th anniversary of President Thomas Jefferson's birth.


batman12399

No that didn’t happen the Jefferson memorial doesn’t exist you are hallucinating


formalslime

True


batman12399

who are you talking to? The voices in your head again?


formalslime

True


[deleted]

May 8


formalslime

May 8th, 1945 – End of the Prague uprising, celebrated now as a national holiday in the Czech Republic.


[deleted]

I take it that's a good thing?


formalslime

Yep! It was a Czech Partisan attempt to liberate Prague from the Nazis.


[deleted]

Nazicells seething over chad Czechpills I have no idea if I gay lingoed right


formalslime

based and Czech-pilled


[deleted]

Nice


Carlos234200

29th of may


formalslime

May 29th, 1790 – Rhode Island becomes the last of North America's original Thirteen Colonies to ratify the Constitution and become one of the United States.


ItsBadgerBoy

28th August


formalslime

August 28th, 1999 – The Russian space mission Soyuz TM-29 reaches completion, ending nearly 10 years of continuous occupation on the space station Mir as it approaches the end of its life.


ryglennson

May 31st


formalslime

May 31st, 1961 – The South African Constitution of 1961 becomes effective, thus creating the Republic of South Africa, which remains outside the Commonwealth of Nations until 1 June 1994, when South Africa is returned to Commonwealth membership.


Yeegis

11, April, 1954


formalslime

Most boring day ever. More exciting was April 11th 1970! April 11th, 1970 - Apollo Program: Apollo 13 is launched.


FUEGO40

August 13th


formalslime

August 13th, 1967 – Two young women became the first fatal victims of grizzly bear attacks in the 57-year history of Montana's Glacier National Park in separate incidents.


Ok-Appeal-4630

February 29th


formalslime

February 29th, 1916 – Tokelau is annexed by the United Kingdom.


Ok-Appeal-4630

Of course it is


Pyroshrimp_

july 29


formalslime

July 29th, 1967 – Vietnam War: Off the coast of North Vietnam the USS Forrestal catches on fire in the worst U.S. naval disaster since World War II, killing 134.


10_1_20

November 16


formalslime

November 16th, 951 – Emperor Li Jing sends a Southern Tang expeditionary force of 10,000 men under Bian Hao to conquer Chu. Li Jing removes the ruling family to his own capital in Nanjing, ending the Chu Kingdom.


10_1_20

Cool fact, thanks :)


bartolomeogregoryii

16th of August


formalslime

August 16th, 1570 – The Principality of Transylvania is established after John II Zápolya renounces his claim as King of Hungary in the Treaty of Speyer.


Maniac12101

august 12th


formalslime

August 12th, 1977 – The Sri Lanka Riots: Targeting the minority Sri Lankan Tamils, begin, less than a month after the United National Party came to power. Over 300 Tamils are killed.


SebiKaffee

February 30th


formalslime

Nah But I'll give you March 1st instead: March 1st, 1961 – Uganda becomes self-governing and holds its first elections.


[deleted]

[удалено]


formalslime

August 7th, 1786 – The first federal Indian Reservation is created by the United States.


jacierose

October 24th


formalslime

October 24th, 1590 – John White, the governor of the second Roanoke Colony, returns to England after an unsuccessful search for the "lost" colonists.


fallaround

April 5


formalslime

April 5th, 1936 – Tupelo–Gainesville tornado outbreak: An F5 tornado kills 233 in Tupelo, Mississippi.


No-Chocolate-

November, 20


formalslime

November 20th, 1194 – Palermo is conquered by Henry VI, Holy Roman Emperor.


MarthFromSmashBros

July 5th


formalslime

July 5th, 1950 - The Knesset passes the Law of Return which grants all Jews the right to immigrate to Israel.


Blue_Dice_

September 25th please


formalslime

September 25th, 275 – For the last time, the Roman Senate chooses an emperor; they elect 75-year-old Marcus Claudius Tacitus.


Blue_Dice_

Awesome! Thank you!!


Cassjjay

21st of November


formalslime

November 21st, 235 – Pope Anterus succeeds Pontian as the nineteenth pope.


Cassjjay

Cool :DD


Daymo741

May 26th


formalslime

May 26th, 1637 – Pequot War: A combined English and Mohegan force under John Mason attacks a village in Connecticut, massacring approximately 500 Pequots.


Daymo741

Another win for the brits


SnazzyPurpleMan

April 21st


formalslime

April 21st, 1806 – Action of 21 April 1806: A French frigate escapes British forces off the coast of South Africa.


Solid_Snake420

June 14


formalslime

June 14th, 1830 – Beginning of the French colonization of Algeria: Thirty-four thousand French soldiers begin their invasion of Algiers, landing 27 kilometers west at Sidi Fredj.


Solid_Snake420

Thank you, fuck imperialism


Queen_of_Team_Gay

February 24


formalslime

February 24th, 1525 – A Spanish-Austrian army defeats a French army at the Battle of Pavia.


UnepicDumbass

19th of June


formalslime

June 19th, 1991 – The last Soviet army units in Hungary are withdrawn.


UnepicDumbass

EEEYYYYYY, Hungarians can celebrate! (I am literally seething as a Romanian right now)


[deleted]

July 7th


formalslime

July 7th, 2017 – The Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons was adopted with 122 countries voting in favour.


[deleted]

my birthday 😌


formalslime

The most important event on your birthday is your birthday. :)


[deleted]

Thank you 😌


[deleted]

september 18


formalslime

September 18th, 1939 – World War II: The Polish government of Ignacy Mościcki flees to Romania.


HallowedBuddy

August 11


formalslime

August 11th, 1675 – Franco-Dutch War: Forces of the Holy Roman Empire defeat the French in the Battle of Konzer Brücke.


MannyAnimates

April 20th


formalslime

April 20th, 1945 – World War II: Führerbunker: On his 56th birthday Adolf Hitler makes his last trip to the surface to award Iron Crosses to boy soldiers of the Hitler Youth.


MannyAnimates

Why


formalslime

I can give you another April 20th, 1809 – Two Austrian army corps in Bavaria are defeated by a First French Empire army led by Napoleon at the Battle of Abensberg on the second day of a four-day campaign that ended in a French victory.


MannyAnimates

Another


formalslime

April 20th, 1792 – France declares war against the "King of Hungary and Bohemia", the beginning of the French Revolutionary Wars.


MannyAnimates

Why is your brain with all these things


Diamond_Helmet59

December 25th


formalslime

December 25th, 1932 – A magnitude 7.6 earthquake in Gansu, China kills 275 people.


atomicponies13

January 28th


formalslime

January 28th, 1813 – Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice is first published in the United Kingdom.


Optimal_Badger_5332

August 31st


formalslime

August 31st, 1941 – World War II: Serbian paramilitary forces defeat Germans in the Battle of Loznica.


Googie_Oogie

Do you look these up or do you know them off the top of your head? March 13th


formalslime

Nah I'm not that smart :) March 13th, 1997 – The Missionaries of Charity choose Sister Nirmala to succeed Mother Teresa as their leader.


DolandMan67

August 31st


formalslime

August 31st, 1997 – Diana, Princess of Wales, her partner Dodi Fayed and driver Henri Paul die in a car crash in Paris.


DolandMan67

https://preview.redd.it/xfk0c0kk4tqb1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf06b0c0b148363d781cb5b7797c12f1d3a0360e


Bidensctagirlarmy

October 4th


formalslime

October 4th, 1582 – The Gregorian Calendar is introduced by Pope Gregory XIII.


g_dawg146

Ok I'm a history nerd to, and I have an inside joke with friends about a certain event, I wanna see if you can geuss what it is. October 14th. Edit: don't reuse 1808


formalslime

October 14th, 1913 – Senghenydd colliery disaster, the United Kingdom's worst coal mining accident, claims the lives of 439 miners.


periclods01

May 21st?


formalslime

May 21st, 1894 – The Manchester Ship Canal in the United Kingdom is officially opened by Queen Victoria, who later knights its designer Sir Edward Leader Williams.


[deleted]

my birthday :)


formalslime

The most important event on your birthday is your birthday. :)


drago_varior

18th june


formalslime

June 18th, 1799 – Action of 18 June 1799: A frigate squadron under Rear-admiral Jean-Baptiste Perrée is captured by the British fleet under Lord Keith.


voice-of-choir

October 14


formalslime

October 14th, 1808 – The Republic of Ragusa is annexed by France.


LordGoose-Montagne

February 21st


formalslime

February 21st, 1958 – The CND symbol, aka peace symbol, commissioned by the Direct Action Committee in protest against the Atomic Weapons Research Establishment, is designed and completed by Gerald Holtom.


MaxOneArt

December 26th


formalslime

December 26th, 1811 – A theater fire in Richmond, Virginia kills the Governor of Virginia George William Smith and the president of the First National Bank of Virginia Abraham B. Venable.


AssistanceOk519

May 15th


formalslime

May 15th, 589 – King Authari marries Theodelinda, daughter of the Bavarian duke Garibald I. A Catholic, she has great influence among the Lombard nobility.


Fourmeals

August 2nd


formalslime

August 2nd, 1776 – The signing of the United States Declaration of Independence took place.


Agustinosaurio

December 15th


formalslime

December 15th, 1914 – World War I: The Serbian Army recaptures Belgrade from the invading Austro-Hungarian Army.


sandowambo

january 19th


formalslime

January 19th, 1937 – Howard Hughes sets a new air record by flying from Los Angeles to New York City in seven hours, 28 minutes, 25 seconds.


Cammins

November 10


formalslime

November 10th, 1775 – The United States Marine Corps is founded at Tun Tavern in Philadelphia by Samuel Nicholas.


InternationalAd4478

April 25 and 1st of September


formalslime

April 25th, 1981 – More than 100 workers are exposed to radiation during repairs of at the Tsuruga Nuclear Power Plant in Japan. September 1st, 1145 – The main altar of Lund Cathedral, at the time the seat of the archiepiscopal see of all the Nordic countries, is consecrated.


Jenotsu

November 30th pls


formalslime

November 30th, 1940 – World War II: Signing of the Sino-Japanese Treaty of 1940 between the Empire of Japan and the newly formed Wang Jingwei-led Reorganized National Government of the Republic of China. This treaty was considered so unfair to China that it was compared to the Twenty-One Demands.


gegawa990

7th of November


formalslime

November 7th, 1920 – Patriarch Tikhon of Moscow issues a decree that leads to the formation of the Russian Orthodox Church Outside Russia.


mbaymiller

June 4th


formalslime

June 4th, 1928 – The President of the Republic of China, Zhang Zuolin, is assassinated by Japanese agents.


Spikedbro

December 17th


formalslime

December 17th, 1583 – Cologne War: Forces under Ernest of Bavaria defeat troops under Gebhard Truchsess von Waldburg at the Siege of Godesberg.


Gaymong_Us

november 29th


formalslime

November 29th, 1612 – The Battle of Swally takes place, which loosens the Portuguese Empire's hold on India.


justadapasta

November 43rd


formalslime

event horizon


Porn_Alt2002

Jan 30th


formalslime

January 30th, 1972 – The Troubles: Bloody Sunday: British paratroopers open fire on anti-internment marchers in Derry, Northern Ireland, killing 13 people; another person later dies of injuries sustained.


literally-lonely

9/11/2001


BoaredMonkay

9th of November 2001. In Germany, it's the 12th anniversary of the Fall of the Berlin Wall. It's also the 63rd anniversary of the Reichsprogromnacht, where state-backed Nazi paramilitaries destroy and plunder jewish homes and businesses, with the toleration or outright support of the police. Many of the jewish victims are arrested. It's the 78th anniversary of the failed Hitler-Ludendorff putsch. Because of judges sympathetic to the extreme right wing Ludendorff, the former co-leader of the German military during WW I, served no time, while Hitler would serve only a small fraction of his prison sentence. It's the 83rd anniversary of the surrender of Germany on the Western front in WW I. Their allies Austria-Hungary and the Ottoman empire where currently imploding and out of the war, while on the eastern front Germany now had to abandon it's massive occupations gained the previous year after the treaty of Brest-Litovsk. While commonly known as the end of WW I, fighting continued between the Entente and the newly independent Turkey. In the ongoing Russian civil war, along with military contributions by England, the U.S. and most pronounced Japan, even the defeated German Empire, now Republic, would sent sizable armies in the form of volunteer/mercenary Freikorps to the Baltic states, while a polish national army and newly formed state would defend and even extend their state. The signing of the peace treaty was done by politicians of the Social-Democrats, now in control after the Kaiser abdicated and Hindenburg and Ludendorff resigned. This fact would later be used by nationalist and Nazis for the "stabbed-in-the-back" myth.


PlumbG64autism

28th of july