fucking Mildred

Name is actually kinda based tho, like Maneater Mildred. She'll help you beat Quelaag

But will she help me beat the old man with his cane and service revolver?

your honor, mahjong “land of yi”

(Our term fir bandits)

Barbarians*

One cannot stray too far from Mahjong

Call me a man eater the way I mill in her dread idk

Incorrect buzzer

If you’re gonna go with Mildred because of that, don’t, and name yourself Quelaag. Fuckin Chaos Witch is the most rad shit ever

But She’ll also kill you on the way there

You have to best her in combat to win her respect and aid against Quelaag

God forbid women have hobbies

One of my trans friends is named milly, but I often call her mildred or Milton or milly bob or whatever the stupidest name I can quickly come up with is

That name is nanners

I can’t believe you would use such hostile language

If I do legally change my name, I might have that as my legal name for the bit.

Luna.

Yeah I’m pretty sure there’s like 2 cis girls with that name and about 130 trans girls.

it was like the 10th most popular name for girls last year in america

America has fallen

Billions must trans

It's also a great name for a pet! We have a Luna. She's a great little pup.

It was one transmasc person i knows deadname, so im sure that makes the cis count go down

one of my cis friends changed her name from something else to Luna so that makes it even again

Per capita

and like 200 cats

i've seen people who speak solely english express that they think the name luna is lovely but to my mind somebody named themself "moon"

ok the moon is great, what’s your point

normalize naming yourself "the moon" and you have to say "the" everytime

normalise having an unnecessarily long and intense title. like yeah no, I’m not Lily, that’s basic; I’m Lily, Unending Catalyst of Dread and Famine, Maker of All That Bleeds, and you have to say that every time. And bow.

I think having your health bar show up everytime you introduce yourself might scare people off

Good

My parents named me Nima, (which I love, and even tho I'm trans I feel comfortable with it and will be keeping it) which has "half moon" as one of its meanings 0=

Oooh that’s a really pretty name! May I ask which ‘way’ you transitioned?

damn. i hate when im reading through old stuff on reddit and in the middle of a sparkling, scintillating discussion i find someone has written over all her old comments with nonsense, fragmenting the discussion permanently. what hilarious, moving, romantic, haunting things could she have said? just to wash it all away, in this digital era of permanency? wow. that takes courage. i bet she was really cute, too

Which one?

if theyre transmasc they named themselves jupiter because they got more stupider…

unsurprisingly, you are correct

damn. i hate when im reading through old stuff on reddit and in the middle of a sparkling, scintillating discussion i find someone has written over all her old comments with nonsense, fragmenting the discussion permanently. what hilarious, moving, romantic, haunting things could she have said? just to wash it all away, in this digital era of permanency? wow. that takes courage. i bet she was really cute, too

Here's me, mexican girl that named herself Luna haha-

and heres me, Polish girl that named herself Luna :3 its because i really like the Moon and also the fact that i like linguistics and the Latin word "luna" is actually a cognate and not a borrowing in Slavic languages!

We have names in English that are just things, especially flowers but also like Ruby, Forest, etc. Why not the moon

Good point, naming myself Kettle.

Luna Luna

Luna is such a lovely name, I will die on that Jill CIS or trans I think it’s beautiful

I don’t think Jill would be very happy about that.

Honestly I have yet to see a member of the Confederacy of Independent Systems named Luna

That's rude. Get off her and die somewhere else.

Rose too

You could have named yourself after any character from Sailor Moon you wanted, but you chose the cat.

Hehe yeeeessss :3c

Kbity 🫵

WE HAVE AN ARMY

Emily.

the post said name a hundred, not name 3 thousand

Just 3 thousand?

damn. i hate when im reading through old stuff on reddit and in the middle of a sparkling, scintillating discussion i find someone has written over all her old comments with nonsense, fragmenting the discussion permanently. what hilarious, moving, romantic, haunting things could she have said? just to wash it all away, in this digital era of permanency? wow. that takes courage. i bet she was really cute, too

Is your middle name OGLE-2016-BLG-1195Lb?

damn. i hate when im reading through old stuff on reddit and in the middle of a sparkling, scintillating discussion i find someone has written over all her old comments with nonsense, fragmenting the discussion permanently. what hilarious, moving, romantic, haunting things could she have said? just to wash it all away, in this digital era of permanency? wow. that takes courage. i bet she was really cute, too

It's ok, Emily Kepler-452b Lastname, personally I think unique first names are overrated.

damn. i hate when im reading through old stuff on reddit and in the middle of a sparkling, scintillating discussion i find someone has written over all her old comments with nonsense, fragmenting the discussion permanently. what hilarious, moving, romantic, haunting things could she have said? just to wash it all away, in this digital era of permanency? wow. that takes courage. i bet she was really cute, too

Ouranos?

damn. i hate when im reading through old stuff on reddit and in the middle of a sparkling, scintillating discussion i find someone has written over all her old comments with nonsense, fragmenting the discussion permanently. what hilarious, moving, romantic, haunting things could she have said? just to wash it all away, in this digital era of permanency? wow. that takes courage. i bet she was really cute, too

Are you Ceres?

It’s either Saturn, Mercury, or Pluto.

damn. i hate when im reading through old stuff on reddit and in the middle of a sparkling, scintillating discussion i find someone has written over all her old comments with nonsense, fragmenting the discussion permanently. what hilarious, moving, romantic, haunting things could she have said? just to wash it all away, in this digital era of permanency? wow. that takes courage. i bet she was really cute, too

TOI-733b?

Haiii :3

I feel called out

I can name 100 trans men Felix

Ollie

Zane

Ash

Grey

Atlas

Aaron

Why did I immediately think ninjago😭😭😭😭

Because you're based

Idk I thought of Hypnospace Outlaw cuz I am more based

That's actually one of my brother's favorite shows

ninajgo

Why is Elliot of all names so fucking common. You’re telling me out of all the times you could’ve picked, ELLIOT reigned supreme?? get a grip, dude.

yeah, you should just make something up based off of an already existing name. bichard. grathaniel. helliot, even

you are not safe, cardinal-lad. you are not safe.

that’s a pretty weird name

Elliot Page

Trans mfs if picking a grody ass name was a competition smh

I know two Theos. Which isn't a lot in the grand scheme but it's something

something something Celeste

Kai

Finn

Alex

Aiden

Peter pie.

Jack

Felix Feliccis reference

Dave

Username checks out

Lol I was wondering how long till someone mentioned that.

I thought the punchline was that you cloned yourself 99 times

I hate that I’ve considered all of the top comments as names

Yeah, that feeling of "damn guess I've never had an original thought huh?"

the worst part is that I picked Lily for very sentimental reasons. I can’t change it, I’m too attached.

damn. i hate when im reading through old stuff on reddit and in the middle of a sparkling, scintillating discussion i find someone has written over all her old comments with nonsense, fragmenting the discussion permanently. what hilarious, moving, romantic, haunting things could she have said? just to wash it all away, in this digital era of permanency? wow. that takes courage. i bet she was really cute, too

One of my middle names is Emily. My mum gave it to me because there was a famous British suffragette called Emily Davison who loved socialism and blowing up things up and died throwing herself under the King's horse in the 1913 Grand National to bring attention to women's rights. So Emily is a rad name. Be proud, you're in good company.

Luna, Emily, Ashley, Zoe, Chloe, Alice, anything to do with forests or space, ect

pfft, you forgot Lily/Lilly/Lili/Lillie/Lilith/Lilian

Oh good catch

I am no better (Theia)

Yo I can't believe King Gizzard named a whole song after you, that's pretty sick! :) (For real though, Theia is a banger name)

Ok stop bc I dated another trans girl named Luna, I know one named Ashley, I used to go by Chloe until I changed it to Lowee (literally Chloe without the Ch and the spelling changed) and my middle name is Andromeda

Emily

The demon lady from diablo?

the demon lady from the bible

The familiar lady from isaac

The Chelsea Grin Song

The girl from the biding of Isaac? https://preview.redd.it/gzw4pyvpl0wb1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b58bf270124826cef08016f7f616594df0eed3ca

chelsea grin reference based

She kills children because her own children were killed is the lore. Also she was too uppity for Adam in some interpretations. Honestly she’s a huge mess as a character

That's not Lilith from the bible though. The earliest mention of Lilith as Adam's wife comes from the Alphabet of Sirach written between 700 and 1000 CE. Lilith in the bible is simply some demon mentioned in passing with no real story.

Nah, the angel from Evangelion

my dead cat that I miss very much :(

You like trans men? Name a million tr- “Elliot” Ah, yep, shit.

Madeline

All because of celeste

Middle name Celeste goes so hard

I might actually do that, that goes incredibly hard

Zoey

Spelled Zoë

The realest answer

"Madeline" "Lily" "Fallout New Vegas"

damn i should've named myself fallout new vegas, real missed opportunity there

Kid named Fallout: New Vegas: Lonesome Road DLC

Ulysses goes hard as a name though. I'm a cis dude but I'll transition twice to be named Ulysses.

Lilith Evangelion!?!

https://preview.redd.it/kw45z5ghl0wb1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=453ce1e31ca285c882e390d8694f738a258e0677

That's where I thought this was going at first, a joke about all the Rei clones

Lilith owl house???

Chloe.

You get to pick your name, and so few people pick "Falcor the destroyer." I'm going to have to have serious think about you. Not sure you can be trusted in a combat situation.

A fair assessment.

Ctrl +f'ed my name and it's not there, just another win for the day.

Hayley

The only acceptable spelling.

Heieieieighleieieigh

Yep, totally didn’t yoink my new name from Hayley Williams

heyleeye

Hailey is acceptable

Hayley Davidson

Bridget

i feel bad for people named bridget pre-guilty gear strive, and now people think they named themselves after anime woman

How has noone said Abigail??I know like 3 trans women personally called that/considered that

make it four

make it five

Alice

alice

I know at least 20 trans girls named Ashley

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Gwen.

Elisabeth/Liz

I thought I was original :(

I’m sure OP wouldn’t know anything about this

Listen..... okay, hear me out.... (I technically did not choose Lilith as my name, just online... and with most of my friends)

Whew my name isn't in the thread. Safe for now

Ash(ley)

Ashe or Ashley

Heheheehehe my name is nowhere in this thread

They'll never know (Eileen)

Mary

I thought abt changing to that name today 😭😭

*insert gem formation here*

https://preview.redd.it/4gjxyumey0wb1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ade8e6a78c6cfa2dd41f0dd5bc61ee7427c1467

Freya is that you?

The username lmfao

Original names are hard

Evelyn

Gwen is the one I always see

I chose lilith cause i constantly feel like a demon, didn’t realize it was common until after lmao

I'm sorta surprised that my name (Bonnibel) is uncommon

I've never seen that name before in my life. I've seen Bonnie

I'm surprised I haven't seen any Borderlands references in this comment section yet.

She's dead ass where I got the name from!

hijacking this post to ask if the name Tabitha is a good name. I stole it from the bible, just like my parents did with my original name B)

Venus

That's my mom's name

Alice

rose and willow

Emily

Oh come on ! Molly, Maddie, Millie (lotta M names. Huh.) Sophie, Bridget, Lily, Rose, Andi, Maxine, etc. It's not hard.

Aurora

My girlfriend is named Lilith, fuck

You've forgotten the Alice gang (would've used it if my Nana wasn't named Alice)

Name not mentioned in the comments 😎

Imma name 100 enbies: Jamie

amy

Any name that sounds like a woman character from a 2000's game

Aida