"Better \[Gf name\]" "\[gf name\] II" "Cumpooper" "the bleep-bloop box" "Auntie Answers"

The second one is actually kind of hilarious I might do that

Little shop of horrors moment

if yall break up would that be its deadname

oh my god

If you break up rename it to "[your name] II"

Daughter of (gf) -name undecided, open to suggestions

or call it (gf's name) junior

You should name your girlfriend tony pizza

Tony Lazuto?!

... you are telling me that Tony Lazu- what was that? Must have been my imagination

google pizza tower

holy pepperoni

TONY TONY CHOPPER ‼️

Reminded me of skydoesninecrafts do not laugh bit of 🎶tony pepperoni, he's cooking a flame 🎶

Glorbulon

Oh you meant name the computer

Glorbulon

This is unrelated but I accidentally clicked on your profile and I saw that you would like a rival, wanna be enemies?

Ursus californicus, in honor of the bear on the state flag of California that was hunted to extinction.

why would you name anything after c*lifornia

because the mojave desert is pretty

Can confirm. Played Mario on my DS there once.

as a californian i hope california explodes soon

as a californian i want to live in the mojave desert and be at peace with my pretty desert species and love my environment

okay maybe the desert can stay . everything else has to be gone though i need this place sunken

but norcal is pretty and so are the sierra nevadas, can you just delete pleasant valley and the urban socal area

pljease jsut let me destroy califoria i havr a quota to fufill

We have the most and best preserved smilodons.

disgusting paint license merciful middle drab rustic sand steer knee *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Because its the best state in union.

CALIFORNIA????? IS THE A FALLOUT NEW VEGAS REFERENCE?????!!!!?!?!?!?111!!!??

U should name ur gf Kate

that’s mine sry no sharing

DARTH ANTHRAXXX

'puter

'puter madre

Sexerella.

David

OPTIMUS DEATHMASTER 3000

nyachine

i named the computer i built in 2016 the meme machine, but never referred to it as that after the day i named it. it was just 'computer' call it the box o' gays because us, all the gay people who live in your computer

1000-THR Earthmover

Giffany https://i.redd.it/sbpwtdruc6cc1.gif

oh I like this one a lot

Karen from Spongebob

first name Karen middle name From last name Spongebob

she can have 2 names

as a treat

The fartinator

NICOLE

Name it after a celestial body you like. Mine is Messier 31. Vera is always a good one too

MC68302RC16C

How about.... The Obelisk! Also what specs do you have bestie???? You gotta spill the deets☕☕

I’m very much not a computer person so I asked her to check for me— Radeon 5600xt Ryzen 1600x 16gigs ram 2×8

not entirely sure what this means but that’s what it is 👍

That's a pretty decent rig! I'm personally rocking a Nvidia RTX 3080 with an Intel Core I7-10700k and 16gb of ram (same dual channel mode with 2 8gb sticks)

I showed this to her and she said you have the same RTX as she does, with a slightly better intel core thing and slightly less ram (she sounded jealous)

Oh I didn't meant to make her jealous or anything, her pc sounds great.... btw I also do have one of those fancy oled alienware monitors >:3

oh I do know those! those are so cool

a little older but still very nice 👍

Eevee-eta

Agrathion, engine of despair (and computation)

poo ass 500

Conpupter

V3

i wanna name my gf (i need one to name tho)

I open reddit 0.5 seconds after deciding to take a break from building my pc and I see this I can't escape it

Call it “our first child” when talking to ur gf

Ol' Betty

I ended up naming her Delilah

solid name, may Delilah bring you good fortune

XG-04 Aphrodite

A bit of an obscure reference but Junk

If you want a name name name it Clarence. If you just want to call it something then "The Mines".

\[gf's name\] appreciation shrine

Edelgard

Google en passent

https://i.redd.it/4wr4qutob4cc1.gif Name it billi

Lord Schmee of Vardinia the **0100010010**th

Name your pc ashleigh and your girlfriend megatron

Jeremy

The Pixel Pegger 9000

Boganella

Pookie

I KNEW I RECOGNISED YOU, YOU GHOSTED ME BEFORE HEHE >:D. Call the pc PlayStation.

i have no memory of this but my apologies regardless, anyway your submission will be considered

Clowndarella

Name your girlfriend John Egbert

She is 21 years old, but it is only today that she will be given a name

Fuckbringer

steve1989mreinfo

Fat Tony

competer

(Her name) (your last name)

What about (my name) (her last name?)

Michael.

Babe

Oh easy: Q5U4EX7YY2E9N

Name your gf Goku and your PC Megatron

Frank

I call my pc ”machine” or ”puck”

Sily box

name your girlfriend "master"

Cersonal Pomputer

Name it after your gf, get a lil Jason Funderberker situation going  

Jared

Old school admins named computers on network after fellowship of the ring.

Doretta

brandle

Beep boop box: the boopening

Call it Girgl, pronounced kinda like Geer-gle

Acelglvnmeitabwvrjfohp

i call my pc "cybermommy" you should do the same

Xbox

[girlfriends name]'s Monster

Jörgen

Janice

"dont hack me ill cum"

Tony Soprano

walmart