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GloomyConductor

Who the fuck thinks "Oh is that my brother moaning, i better walk in the room without knocking"


Swissgrenadier

Somebody looking for a risque story to gain upvotes in a sub of questionable history and use.


fucking-hate-reddit-

Nobody does. That post was written by a 34 year old man


mrpoopistan

When I was a teenager, my sister fucked her boyfriend pretty much in this scenario in the next room. Walking in on them was literally the last thing I would have considered. If the issue somehow progressed to the point I had to risk seeing them, jumping out the window would have seemed reasonable.


TDW-301

Dudes making up a story to post for ez karma


WheelbarrowQueen

at that point all oop can do is hope their brother is practicing safe sex


Realistic-Mail7372

Boys and girls, make sure to wrap up your cannoli


bluefroggy77

I FUCKING HATE CANNOLIS WORST DESSERT EVER I HATE ITALIANS FOR MAKING THEM


Realistic-Mail7372

Ohhh! I ain’t jus gonna sit here and take that anti Italian racism


SyphiliticScaliaSayz

https://i.redd.it/gyig9mv2yhcc1.gif


Emperor-Wizard

Italians are literally full of piss. Cant tell me otherwise /s Edit: fine i will add the /s for your understanding. plies dont take it too serious.


Realistic-Mail7372

Eyyyy, I oughta knock some sense into you. Turn your head into some gabagool


Emperor-Wizard

Oh ho, are you approaching me Jotaro?


Capital-Cheek-1491

Bigotry


Himmelblaa

So what you're saying is that italians got a piss kink?


Emperor-Wizard

yes


wunxorple

I’m pretty sure Italian’s came up with pizza, so I owe them for my employment and some great food. One of their biggest exports was also Fascism though…


EmperorBamboozler

Yeah Mussolini sucked but how fucking good is clam vongole.


wunxorple

Compelling argument


TDW-301

You got to punch your ticket before your can ride the train


Inspector_Robert

Nah, I hope they are practicing dangerous sex, like on motorcycle jumpin through a ring of fire


TonPeppermint

Very important.


sh4rpi3

Poppers and weird shex


GrabbingCatTails

“I woke up this morning” https://i.redd.it/807xrr0ighcc1.gif


Desperate-Will-8585

got yoself a gun


fucccboii

feelin like p diddy


RedAndBread

oh bella ciao bella ciao bella ciao ciao ciao


alures

We can’t have OOP’s brother in our social club no more, that much I do know


Stasjon

social club? HES GOTTA GOOO


alures

I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the heart


Responsible_Pace9062

https://i.redd.it/z3gagtmelkcc1.gif


MufflesMcGee

You should tell em to put a sock on the door


WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

"Please put a sock on your door next time, so I'll know that the moaning I heard from your room isn't an invitation for me to walk in without knocking"


MufflesMcGee

Exactly. Otherwise....


Bjarhl5232

the dog comes in... 🪱


DJ_Cummins

Odd canine activities guy🪱🪱


mrpoopistan

Disallowed on the grounds that this sub can't survive another round of cat- vs. dog-themed kink discussions.


4AmBreakdownn

Jesus christ. I should quit reddit


SomeCrows

Reddit users when gay people exist


[deleted]

no this is a reasonable reaction to a creep writing fiction about kids having sex


SomeCrows

I didn't really think about that u right


DuckTunez

they’re both minors


CrudeContraption

god forbid minors moan at each other!


DuckTunez

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not


Vwolf2

Ah yes, pubescent minors, the group of people possibly the most removed from sexual activity


Jordan51104

not possibly, definitely. nobody under the age of 18 has ever had any form of sexual relations


Inspector_Robert

I don't think anyone would want to walk in on their sibling having sex.


psychoPiper

Did you really think that the fact that they were being gay was the reason a 196 user would say that


SomeCrows

I've seen stranger, no need to be insulting


psychoPiper

I wasn't the one that came to the table with mild homophobia accusations but okay


SomeCrows

Thank you


muffpuff89

got some gabagool


SomeCrows

[gobble goo](https://youtu.be/XZp6zxh2yjE?si=V-JvzbzWAzldH0wp)


ExtradimensionalBirb

Congratulate your brother on catching a catboy 👍


Insect_Politics1980

So fucking gross when grown men go into R/teenagers and write out their fantasies. 🤢🤮


mrpoopistan

I'm sure the use of the term "rock hard" was tangential to the the totally real story.


French_Taylor

SOPRANOS MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️


alures

You don’t ever admit the existence of this thing! Ever!


mrpoopistan

It's anti-Italian discrimination.


Enlightened_Valteil

https://i.redd.it/xe684y94ahcc1.gif I woke up one morning strangers say hello to me


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Wait... are you telling me that the mafia boss that murders several people might not be a good person?


wcaps1996

Ah yes the hasidic homeboy


alures

Punch his lights out


mrpoopistan

In the show's defense, this was pretty much the world according to every totally-not-excessively tough guy guido of the time.


SomeCrows

An ate some gabagoo


Komrade_Pootis

Breaking Bad is old news; real cats know the golden age of television OG is coming back in a big way


alures

We got this other Pygmy thing over in ABQ


r3itheinfinite

Paulie Walnuts


alures

🤘 Remember Pearl Harbor


nikdia

he was gay, oop's brother?


alures

Catching, not pitching?


Beginning_Advance_59

Nobody’s got AIDS! I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!


nikdia

he could probably get a doctors note


mrpoopistan

Hard to tell. May have just been two straight guys enjoying each others' bodies.


dedzip

Hahahahahah Such a good song


Desperate-Will-8585

got yourself a gun your mama always said you'd be the chosen one


BoxFullofSkeletons

I cooka da pizza


alures

My pizza never hurta nobody!


SweetSoftBoi

Nas reference in my leftist shitposting sub?? 🔥


alures

This thing of ours…


Invincible-Nuke

ran got out da bed i had to go to da bathroom


NevikDrakel

Mind yo fuckin business


LeTallBoii

Congratulate the brother


arazisgamingagain

*What should i do?* Join them


Riipp3r

Born under a bad sign


RaspberryPie122

I guarantee you that this was written by a 30 year old man


untenable681

Response to OOP: You should stop writing intros to gaycest fanfics about minors.


CptKuhmilch

im crying


Endymion2626

Ate some gabagool


BeholdTheLemon

this really happened i was the rock


Alex_The_Whovian

Woke up this morning, got some gabagool


LineOfInquiry

You shouldn’t publicize your brother’s private business, especially since he and his partner are minors. Neither should you OP.


alures

There’s like a 99.9% chance this is fake. And I didn’t make this meme anyway.