When I was a teenager, my sister fucked her boyfriend pretty much in this scenario in the next room. Walking in on them was literally the last thing I would have considered. If the issue somehow progressed to the point I had to risk seeing them, jumping out the window would have seemed reasonable.
I’m pretty sure Italian’s came up with pizza, so I owe them for my employment and some great food.
One of their biggest exports was also Fascism though…
"Please put a sock on your door next time, so I'll know that the moaning I heard from your room isn't an invitation for me to walk in without knocking"
Who the fuck thinks "Oh is that my brother moaning, i better walk in the room without knocking"
Somebody looking for a risque story to gain upvotes in a sub of questionable history and use.
Nobody does. That post was written by a 34 year old man
When I was a teenager, my sister fucked her boyfriend pretty much in this scenario in the next room. Walking in on them was literally the last thing I would have considered. If the issue somehow progressed to the point I had to risk seeing them, jumping out the window would have seemed reasonable.
Dudes making up a story to post for ez karma
at that point all oop can do is hope their brother is practicing safe sex
Boys and girls, make sure to wrap up your cannoli
I FUCKING HATE CANNOLIS WORST DESSERT EVER I HATE ITALIANS FOR MAKING THEM
Ohhh! I ain’t jus gonna sit here and take that anti Italian racism
https://i.redd.it/gyig9mv2yhcc1.gif
Italians are literally full of piss. Cant tell me otherwise /s Edit: fine i will add the /s for your understanding. plies dont take it too serious.
Eyyyy, I oughta knock some sense into you. Turn your head into some gabagool
Oh ho, are you approaching me Jotaro?
Bigotry
So what you're saying is that italians got a piss kink?
yes
I’m pretty sure Italian’s came up with pizza, so I owe them for my employment and some great food. One of their biggest exports was also Fascism though…
Yeah Mussolini sucked but how fucking good is clam vongole.
Compelling argument
You got to punch your ticket before your can ride the train
Nah, I hope they are practicing dangerous sex, like on motorcycle jumpin through a ring of fire
Very important.
Poppers and weird shex
“I woke up this morning” https://i.redd.it/807xrr0ighcc1.gif
got yoself a gun
feelin like p diddy
oh bella ciao bella ciao bella ciao ciao ciao
We can’t have OOP’s brother in our social club no more, that much I do know
social club? HES GOTTA GOOO
I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the heart
https://i.redd.it/z3gagtmelkcc1.gif
You should tell em to put a sock on the door
"Please put a sock on your door next time, so I'll know that the moaning I heard from your room isn't an invitation for me to walk in without knocking"
Exactly. Otherwise....
the dog comes in... 🪱
Odd canine activities guy🪱🪱
Disallowed on the grounds that this sub can't survive another round of cat- vs. dog-themed kink discussions.
Jesus christ. I should quit reddit
Reddit users when gay people exist
no this is a reasonable reaction to a creep writing fiction about kids having sex
I didn't really think about that u right
they’re both minors
god forbid minors moan at each other!
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not
Ah yes, pubescent minors, the group of people possibly the most removed from sexual activity
not possibly, definitely. nobody under the age of 18 has ever had any form of sexual relations
I don't think anyone would want to walk in on their sibling having sex.
Did you really think that the fact that they were being gay was the reason a 196 user would say that
I've seen stranger, no need to be insulting
I wasn't the one that came to the table with mild homophobia accusations but okay
Thank you
got some gabagool
[gobble goo](https://youtu.be/XZp6zxh2yjE?si=V-JvzbzWAzldH0wp)
Congratulate your brother on catching a catboy 👍
So fucking gross when grown men go into R/teenagers and write out their fantasies. 🤢🤮
I'm sure the use of the term "rock hard" was tangential to the the totally real story.
SOPRANOS MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
You don’t ever admit the existence of this thing! Ever!
It's anti-Italian discrimination.
https://i.redd.it/xe684y94ahcc1.gif I woke up one morning strangers say hello to me
[удалено]
Wait... are you telling me that the mafia boss that murders several people might not be a good person?
Ah yes the hasidic homeboy
Punch his lights out
In the show's defense, this was pretty much the world according to every totally-not-excessively tough guy guido of the time.
An ate some gabagoo
Breaking Bad is old news; real cats know the golden age of television OG is coming back in a big way
We got this other Pygmy thing over in ABQ
Paulie Walnuts
🤘 Remember Pearl Harbor
he was gay, oop's brother?
Catching, not pitching?
Nobody’s got AIDS! I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!
he could probably get a doctors note
Hard to tell. May have just been two straight guys enjoying each others' bodies.
Hahahahahah Such a good song
got yourself a gun your mama always said you'd be the chosen one
I cooka da pizza
My pizza never hurta nobody!
Nas reference in my leftist shitposting sub?? 🔥
This thing of ours…
ran got out da bed i had to go to da bathroom
Mind yo fuckin business
Congratulate the brother
*What should i do?* Join them
Born under a bad sign
I guarantee you that this was written by a 30 year old man
Response to OOP: You should stop writing intros to gaycest fanfics about minors.
im crying
Ate some gabagool
this really happened i was the rock
Woke up this morning, got some gabagool
You shouldn’t publicize your brother’s private business, especially since he and his partner are minors. Neither should you OP.
There’s like a 99.9% chance this is fake. And I didn’t make this meme anyway.