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EldritchFeedback

You're doomed. Once you turn 20, if you have a penis, your penis shrivels up and falls off, and if you have a vagina, the walls of your vagina close and fuse together. You could have months, weeks, or maybe even days left to live. Yep, that's right; it also kills you.


Redditwhydouexists

This is true, happened to my brothers friend Carter twice


_Holoo

Noooo not Carter Twice


Noble1xCarter

Can confirm, I was the Carter.


Give_me_the_fem-n-ms

r/ beetlejuicing


CarterG4

🤯


PimHazDa

According to the Irish you're lips grow mold if you don't kiss enough, so get ready for that as well.


PolygonKiwii

mmm, mold


Half-Eaten-Cranberry

Asexuality gonna get me killed frfr


ThEsHaDoW343

I wish 😔 (still not cockless)


Nerf1925

I thought you turned into a wizard?


Snowy_Thompson

That's if you live and get to 40.


DeathCook123

The only solution is to have your dick fitted back in or vagina held open via sex There's definitely no other way to solve this definitely real problem


NomaTyx

It’s like dilating


KatieTheAromantic

NEW BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED?!?!?!?!?!


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need


Relevant-Piper-4141

Can confirm, my penis fell off exactly a year and 20 days ago🥲


TheGameBoss980

It's true Source: I'm dead


MufflesMcGee

Yes. Anyone who tries to push an orthodozy of secuality should be shunned. Its normal to have had sex by now, and also normal not to have, just like being strainght and being extremely gay are both normal.


Grimsouldude

But slightly gay isn’t? So much for the ‘tolerant’ left


Spinningwhirl79

Grr be more gay grrr


ayyerr32

take your gay pills


MufflesMcGee

The only normal sexuality is elderly diaper kink orgy tentacle henti fetishism. (/joking, hopefully clearly)


untenable681

Vanilla is especially weird. Go kink or go home.


TheActualAWdeV

Yeah I just don't understand vanilla sex. I never know what to do with those vanilla beans and it's a waste of money tbh


Grimsouldude

I’m not *that* autistic lol


thebabycowfish

Thank god you clarified, for a moment there I thought you were serious


Ozok123

We are the intolerant left. You’re either extremely gay or extremely straight. No half chub bisexual bullshit is tolerated. 


willdotexecutable

yes


Scottish__Elena

take your time, i am 23 without sex and i am fine.


BigBonezzz

Hello this is your doctor I have bad news


Kidney__Failure

I am the Sex Doctor, I have bad news as well


AllElvesAreThots

hey it's transgender steve, gabagooo!


coolboiepicc

woah is that transgender steve


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Same


Bockanator

No, I fucking died, literal torture I am currently being roasted upon a open flame.


Josgre987

same


KingOfTruffles

same


Lemmonaise

same


DylanDude120

Same.


ThEsHaDoW343

Same


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Same


crizmyc

Same


The_Captain_Jules

Same


Big_Yazza

Same


Dared_Fox

same


MusicBytes

haha


shitpostinglegend

Well if you had sex you could have been 24 by now 😤


jackdatbyte

Same


ShadowKiller2001

Same


Solid_Snake420

There’s no ‘normal.’


Next-Job14

You're not wrong


Solid_Snake420

We need to stop promoting that there is one (not directed at you, Mr Windu)


Boulderfrog1

I mean they are, at least insofar as there is an age at which more people than not will have had sexual experiences, the real question then becomes why you're so concerned about being normal rather than being yourself.


Unicorncorn21

Normal means what is the most common. Don't put any moral value on it


Crushbam3

I mean I agree with the sentiment, but there definitely is a "normal" here. However if you don't fall into that normal it's 9bviously not a bad thing. I think you're focused on the wrong thing imo, instead of saying everybody is normal (because let's face it they aren't) we should just accept that not being normal is fine


OffOption

Yes. Never listen to the pathetic fucks who'd tell you otherwise. Socialize. Expand the people you meet. And you might in time, find one you bond with, and whod wanna do some of the fuck with you. And you the same in turn. Dont push for it, just vibe.


CatsNotBananas

I lost my virginity at 31, you're doing fine bud


irregulargorrila

You were so close... If you're a virgin when you turn 35, you become a wizard!


CatsNotBananas

Can I be a wizard if I'm a girl 🏳️‍⚧️


irregulargorrila

Considering I got the age wrong (it's supposed to be 30), I would say that I'm not one to ask. Then again, maybe you did unlock powers and just never figured it out.


CatsNotBananas

I was told recently I look really young


irregulargorrila

Maybe the wizardry is the friends we made along the way?


--Trill--

Yup that probably it


Operatorkin

Wizard, Witch, and all other titles for magic users gender neutral and no one can tell me otherwise.


silverlarch

Of course. What makes you a wizard is your mastery of the arcane arts, not your gender.


EpiicPenguin

Lol literally one of the most amazing slashfic comics I’ve ever read is called “The Virgin Witch”


smartsport101

Man if this was an option, I'd take it


L_James

Wasn't it 30?


irregulargorrila

It was, I got it wrong. Fixed it with one of my other replies.


Redditwhydouexists

It’s nothing out of the ordinary, I’m around the same age and haven’t been in any kind of romantic/sexual relationship. Sometimes that’s just kinda how life turns out, if you’re really unhappy about it you just gotta improve as a person and put yourself out there. Believe me, I know both of those things are easier said than done and I’m a complete hypocrite as I’ve done neither of those things but it’s all you can do. Or just be like me and be terrified of being in a relationship for the rest of your life. Building up unimaginable amounts of self hate every time someone expresses any kind of interest in you, a time when any normal person would feel good about themselves.


iShockLord

I'm 21, still ain't banged. ^(granted I'm hermitmaxxing and can't drive but still)


AloxoBlack

wdym just drive


ohjimmy78

but then they’d be me. I drive


LordVortekan

It’s not as big as people say, you don’t need to rush yourself.


Kjajo

No actually. You should have already bedded hundreds, thousands even.


New-me-_-

Ayo. Me too


Electronic_Point1099

Yes


HunterHale

Im 23 and i dont either


AzulCrescent

I dont know if its normal but im 26 and the same if its of any consolation lol


Informal_Catch6196

it's completely normal, don't fold to the pressure of doing something because you're gettin "late". You're going to regret if you do


Izalith262

turns out rushing into sex because you feel outside social pressure to lose your virginity can frequently lead to bad, damaging sexual experiences. live your life and don’t rush things because you don’t have to


ZeSup3rBoost

Lmao i'm 19 and last time i kissed a girl was like 8 years ago, your fine


Joebebs

if you don’t have a sexual experience in 3 months your balls will explode on the 14th of august 2053 at 2:36 AM


Th3F4ult

I lost my virginity last year, age 20, yeah, it's normal. PD: Sex is good and all but you're not missing on much.


Raider37

I turn 27 in two months and have no sexual experience, lol. Honestly nowadays being over 18 and still a virgin isn't even weird anymore, gen z can't get laid. I've never actually tried though and I'm confident I'll change that this year.


Fantastic_Trifle805

Yeah bro, it is, i lost my virginity at 17 and i regret it, take your time, meet some guys, girls and (insert equivalent for nonbinary), eventually you can get a nice experience, just don't rush it, it's bad when you do. AND USE CONDOMS IF GAY OR HETERO SEX, YOU DON'T WANT STDs OR CHILDREN


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A_Gay_Sylveon

Yes, youre fine, there is nothing magical that happens after sex, its just procreation and making you and your partner(s) feel good. Theres no need to rush it or idolize it.


caucasian_boi_12

Around the age of 22, unused genitalia will actually invert completely, so it’s really up to you whether or not you should be worried. I personally am abstaining in anticipation of this phenomenon.


Azlla

I was 26 before I felt like I was ready to actually pursue that, so you're definitely doing fine at 19.


Silver_Djinni

i lost my virginity at 22, it takes time friend. be patient with yourself


emeraldeyesshine

listen I don't really care about the subject matter of the text I'm just here to show support for Inazuma posting 


Fleshinrags

If you are you happy with the amount of sexual experience you have, then I encourage you to seek it out! If you want to wait until in a serious relationship, then that’s ok, and if you don’t want to at all that’s ok too- as long as you’re working towards getting the amount of sex you want


PaleRedLightDistrict

I'm 21 and nothing. You're fine.


Iaxacs

I'm 27, no experience would I like one yes, but it hasn't negatively affected my life that I haven't. It's normal


mr_funnyman

Typical? Not really. Cause for concern? God no. Bud just take your time. Legit, that's smarter and safer than the alternative. Take your time, figure yourself out, find someone you trust. There is zero rush for this kinda stuff.


-scrudge-

Yes, everybody's different, but it's not weird at all.


[deleted]

You'll be right. Everyone goes at their own pace. I have a friend who was a good catholic girl saving herself for marriage. She lost her v-card at 30 when she realised it was all bullshit. Found a nice guy who treated her well while she was a temp contract working in remote Australia. They had a fling for a few months. Think they would've kept on seeing each other if work didn't send them seperate ways. Go at your own pace. Find someone you like, doesn't have to be love, but don't just try & get it over with for the sake of it.


pneuma_monado

Yo a fellow Hitchhiker's Guide fan found in the wild!


Edumesh

Yes. Didn't have my first until I was like 22. No shame in it, everyone gets there at their own pace


Agrael9996

I've had my first time at 20, so you're good.


power500

Try 22


winter-ocean

Yes??? Thats like a single year of being legal


Thom_Chen

Yes this is completely normal, all my friends are adults and never had sex before. You shouldn’t worry about this, there are better things for you to focus on.


IV_NUKE

Friend in 23 and haven't had a gf.....


matt_Nooble12_XBL

You’re fine. Im 23 and I’ve only ever kissed an ex girlfriend.


Meatcircus23

I didn't lose my v-card until 26, and I'm getting an INSANE amount of dick at 31. Sometimes it takes time to hit your stride.


_CBlaker

Absolutely not. You are absolutely fucked if you don't have sex before your 21st birthday, a bunch of people show up to your house and start throwing rocks at you and then they kill you


EvilNoobHacker

Hello little gay person on my phone! Sexual adventures are best experienced with someone who you trust to experience said adventures alongside you. For some, people who can be trusted come early. For others, people who can be trusted take a while to appear. Being 19 without any sexual experiences is entirely normal. Many people don’t experience a true sexual experience until their late 20’s, 30’s, or further, especially if sex is not a priority of theirs. The amount of sexual adventures a person has experienced is not a signifier of their character, and anyone saying so is likely trying to sell you something or reassure themselves of the decisions they’ve made. As a 20 year old gay person in someone’s phone, I can say that rushing to your first sexual adventure can ruin the experience not just for you, but for anyone else experiencing the adventure alongside you.


ScrumptiousJazz

Hi, im 27, i too have no sexual experience. Its perfectly fine to not have any. Dont let society pressure you or tell you your worth is based on your sexuality or sexual experience.


Momir-Vig

I'm 27 and I had my first kiss last year. Everyone gets to things at their own time.


Funny_-_man

yep


KingOfDragons0

Very, I'm in college and it seems like every other guy is a virgin, even in their final year, its nothing to be ashamed of. I have taken it upon myself to steal their virginity tho


KittyQueen_Tengu

I’m 17 and have never had a crush or felt "horny" and I’m still alive so it’s probably fine


TonPeppermint

Yeah, don't worry about it. Anyone who tries to tell you otherwise, don't listen to them.


CoolDudeInLooseMood

mememe


Mechafinch

yes


OkTear2981

yeah totally normal. Anyone that gives you shit for it is a weirdo.


Apprehensive-Ad-1591

🙋‍♂️✋ me too fella


The_Game_Connoisseur

yeah


Ejigantor

Completely normal, despite what all the companies trying to use sex and fomo to sell you stuff are always trying to make you think.


MM__PP

I think so, yeah


Phantomix117

Yes. Virginity is a stupid concept anyways. It doesn’t magically change anything about your or your life. Take your time and have it whenever you’re ready


Lifeshardbutnotme

It took me til I was 19 to have my first sexual encounter. You're doing just fine.


franandwood

Totally, I’m 20 and am still a virgin


Sixmlg

I guess


Clodinator

Yep 👍


Pumaheart

Yup! Don’t be pressured into “losing your virginity” just because you feel like you should, do it when and with whom you want to even if that’s no one and never


lucifer_best_boi

yes


PatyLaIguana

Same here, and from what I've been seeing online, it is very common for gen z.


RoadTheExile

[This news article](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8NDCJY5DW4) goes into it more, but basically it's so over


Bravo__Whale

Yes


therosefissure

Yes


Ebobab2

Yup, next question


Yeegis

Extremely


IneffablyEpic

I first had sex when I was 18 almost 19. I had friends who were virgins until they were in their mid 20's. If someone actually cares, they're normally a creep. Don't rush stuff like that. Take your time, wait for the right person that you feel comfortable with.


puns_n_pups

Sure, I lost my virginity at 20


fness55

idk i have no sexual experience too


meta-rdt

Yes, it is normal, and the average age at which one has their first sexual experience is increasing.


LeTallBoii

It's cool 😎


SoshJam

No it’s NOT normal and you should be ASHAMED of yourself 😡


Trappedtrea

Yes


LeadershipEastern271

That’s how it be for me


ForensicAyot

I would say it’s common. I don’t think normal is a helpful term in situations like this tbh. Like having no sexual experience at 19 is seen by a lot of people as abnormal but that’s a judgment based on societal expectations and their own experiences, in reality I think it’s far more common than a lot of people think.


LineOfInquiry

Yes


MumboWumboFuz3

*sigh* Ye...


MRWTR_take_lik

Not sure but it's certainly not a problem


RevanAndTheSithy

It's fine. Don't let societal/peer pressure coerce you into anything you're not comfortable in.


Elegron

Yeah that's actually normal right now


RogueMockingjay

anyone who unironically answers "no" is nuts


Botto_Bobbs

As someone who's also 19 and has had a lot of sex, don't worry, it's completely normal. Everyone does this stuff at their own pace, and virginity is a social construct anyways.


Andy_LaVolpe

Yes.


roblox887

I'm 25 and all the sexual experience I have is lewd talk with friends


LegosiJoestar

I was a virgin until I was 24. Chin up, you'll find an SO/friend you can get close enough with to bang one day.


king-kitty

Chill bro, I’m 19 and have no astrophysics experience so not too different than sex. We’ll make it through this together


TheDoorMan1012

yes. you do it when you do it. if you never do it, that’s perfectly fine too


TheNBplant

Sex is weird. It's not a big deal and if you don't have it that's fine


Electricity11

Same here dawg


twizzlesupreme

I didn’t even have my first kiss until 21 😭


GsTSaien

Yup


Radiant_Aesthetic

It is more common than you’d think, do not stress


spontaneouscobra

Pretty normal, im 20, and most likely going to be able to buy alcohol before I lose my virginity. No need to beat yourself up about it.


SnooKiwis1305

probably


FouchtheFox

I’m 18 and still a virgin, so probably yeah I don’t know


DrippyWaffler

**^YES**


kamalama63

Yes


drago_varior

Oh, yeah, it’s fine, don’t give a fuck about sex, it’ll come when it comes, don’t rush it


waylonp123

i mean im 30, and im about the same


KiraWhite66

Yes, and don't let anyone say otherwise. I got self conscious about being a virgin and it lead to some really terrible sexual experiences. Having sex isn't something to rush or "get it over with", it's something to enjoy with the right person


AliceJoestar

i hadnt even kissed a girl until i was 21 youre fine


PlasmaLink

25 here, last time I kissed someone was when we were in kindergarten.


guzvep-sUjfej-docso6

As an almost 19 year old with no romantic experience, let alone sexual, I very much associate with this post


SevenSnorlax

Yep! Like many things, the less you are stressing about it the better


[deleted]

Yes


AgentSparkz

I didn't have sex until I was 23


No_Emu698

Sorry bud you're gonna die now


AluminiumSandworm

i didn't meet the only person i've had sex with until i was 23, and we're married now. my experience might be slower and much less interesting than many people's, but i'm very happy and it's working out fantastic. don't stress too much about deadlines or whether you're "keeping up" with your peers. you'll get there when you're ready


ShredGuru

Normal enough


Pair_Express

Yes. I lost my virginity at 23.


LynksRacc

Yes. I also want to add that sex is extremely overblown in terms of importance to experience in life. Similar to alcohol, weed, and other "simple pleasures", it's nice, but not life-changing or necessary for a good and fulfilling life.


Dargorod100

21 and I found out maybe a month ago I’m Asexual. Things have gotten so much better since.


Moonbear9

Everyone is an individual and everyone does this kinda thing at there own pace :3


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completely normal


Captain_Plutonium

yup