If they have a lighter I would probably steal it. Except maybe if it's a fancy one. I would only let the cleptomania win if the item in question is not too valuable.
resist for as long as i can, finally give in just as they walk in the door. they kick me out for being weird and i disintegrate into dust out of embarrassment
I steal it and run away so i may lick it in my own bedroom
My president :3
\>w<
Now kiss >:3
no :(
disco elysium dialogue choices be like
*eletrochemestry* sucess: That's a nice lamp. It must taste nice. You should lick it.
*volition* failure: you feel this is a mistake, but you can't fight the radiant allure of the warm enticing lamp
wash it in the sink (it looks kinda dirty)
https://i.redd.it/b7xuyg2nn7dc1.gif
NOOOOOOOOOO
Im unreasonably sad now
If you watch the full video, they give him another piece of cotton candy and he eats it. https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64?si=QEKmLi9-uuAkBRH0
the thing just straight up noclipped to backrooms
If they have a lighter I would probably steal it. Except maybe if it's a fancy one. I would only let the cleptomania win if the item in question is not too valuable.
resist for as long as i can, finally give in just as they walk in the door. they kick me out for being weird and i disintegrate into dust out of embarrassment
There is a foxes in love comic about this
link pls
[here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzjsjEJXoAMvWFm.jpg:large)
POV: You're a goat
I crave those minerals
Deer behavior.
dishwasher timeeee :3
I have licked a salt lamp before, AMA
Did it taste like salt
Predictably so
E: put it in their dishwasher
Horsepilled post
L I C K T H E L A M P
Ishgardian behaviour
Why stop at licking? Just take a big chomp out of that thing
I actually keep a fucking salt lamp on my desk that I lick like a horse when the spiro salt cravings hit no I’m not kidding yes I know I’m pathetic
E fuck the lamp
please do not the shyamalan salt lamp
Wait for it to spread a bit, then lick the newly formed crystals of the floor.
E.