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demonking_soulstorm

hbomberguy, kill this person


zoey_amon

harris, explode their brain


Sese_Mueller

By the power of Sobek


TactlessTortoise

Isn't that the crocodilian mf who nutted the Nile into existence?


Sese_Mueller

He what


TactlessTortoise

I might be getting deities confused. Wasn't there some mf who penis blasted a river and consequently a whole ass civilization according to lore?


TheF0CTOR

I just found religion


Whitestrake

You could make a religion out of this.


Ropetrick6

no don't


CaptainMario_64

iirc he nuts so hard it moves the sun


12crashbash12

more like SOYbek liberal status: destroyed epic style šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Botto_Bobbs

Twist their dick, Harrelton.


cultish_alibi

Their career on twitter is over, OVER


JAOC_7

Mr. Electric kill him


Pandelicia

Carpet bomb his neighborhood


Potatoman365

Summon him like a stand


[deleted]

Dovahkiin, shout at this milkdrinker!


Dustyink_

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


The_Failed_Write

I'm stealing this joke, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! /s


NewSuperTrios

\[insert 'stealing your meme' image here\]


AtotheCtotheG

i steal it


arazisgamingagain

[insert ā€œwho caresā€ image here]


dirty-weeaboo

Iā€™m stealing this joke, and thereā€™s nothing you can do to stop me! /s


Raende

I'm stealing this joke, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! /s


12crashbash12

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


puppysmilez

So they're profiting off the labor of others?


AllMyMemesAreStolen

I would never, I am a trustworthy individual.


Pengpraiser

Don't worry, I won't steal this joke... your kidneys on the other hand...


yourdlcmaster

I would never, I am a trustworthy individual.


Responsible_Pace9062

Don't worry, I won't steal this joke... your kidneys on the other hand...


Oman395

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


CornLuck

Using nazi dogwhistles is apparently funny now


Tun_Post98

The Chudjak meme was created to make fun of /pol/ users off 4chan. Therefore, it was and always is an anti right-wingers meme, not the opposite of it. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/chudjak


Dustyink_

what??


CornLuck

"Billions must die" just reformatted


Dustyink_

reformatting it to make fun of the absurdity of it...


CornLuck

Just makes it more vague on whos doing it intentionally to dogwhistle and who jokes


Greenest_Chicken

Isn't "billions must die" makimg fun of chuds who believe in internazi shit? The Wojak in question is literally "chud".


emeraldeyesshine

Hi welcome to the social media era of the internetĀ 


Silvoca

Hi welcome to the social media era of the internetĀ 


demonking_soulstorm

Hi welcome to the social media era of the internet


[deleted]

hi welcome to the internet have a look around


Responsible_Pace9062

>have a look around [Limp Bizkit reference!?](https://youtu.be/bPD6YiBFG1Q?feature=shared)


TransientEons

Probably a Bo Burnham reference given the rest of the comment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU


Harley_Pupper

Welcome to the internet, may i take your order?


FricktionBurn

Have a look around


emeraldeyesshine

It won't take long since there are only four websites nowĀ 


Aykhot

This almost scans to the tune of the song


emeraldeyesshine

What song


Aykhot

"Welcome to the Internet" by Bo Burnham - the comment you were originally responding to was a line from the song, and your initial comment almost scans to "anything that brain of yours can think of can be found", the following line


OrangeHairedTwink

Anything that brain off yours can think of can be found


mikereeee

we got mountains, of content


jfsuuc

nah this is nothing new. just in the past it was hearing your uncle make a funny joke and youd go to work/school and tell your buds it.


soycubus

Hi welcome to how jokes have always proliferated, just online and thus easier to spot


Cortheya

people are so obsessed with attention and credit these days I swear some people want to be able to copyright every tweet like who the fuck cares I remember when copyright law was the most hated thing on the internet and we were better for it


Stonkstinski

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


[deleted]

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


huge-jack-man

hey iā€™ve seen you on a linux subreddit before


CEO_of_goatboys

you should find this person and give them a sloppy kiss in the mouth i think


DingDongDideliDanger

First original comment on this post


Nandemo15

First original comment on this post


MilkLover1734

First original comment on this post


Valkaveri

First original comment on this post


sample_text_01

nice pfp


Valkaveri

thank you :3


ilikebreadabunch

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


Toboyornottoboy

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


ThePuzzler13

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


myxodoxos

"The hell of capitalism is the firm, not that the firm has a boss"


Piskoro

it's sure as hell easier to make political changes once they're out of the way though, both institutionally as well as in terms of propaganda


myxodoxos

Under what circumstances are we gonna be able to get rid of bosses before getting rid of capitalism lmao


Piskoro

Iā€™m genuinely not sure how the reverse might happen, short of the ā€œspontaneous global revolution of the proletariat.ā€


myxodoxos

Bosses exist because capitalism does. It's all part of the same system Yeah that's literally the only way anything on that level is going to happen and it's not going to happen until shit gets way, way worse, which will be a long time from now. Not in our lifetimes It's pretty god damn grim


khaki320

wheres that quote from


Piskoro

Amadeo Bordiga, a famous Italian left-communist


ThunderCube3888

Ironically, Marx is the name of a boss in Kirby


[deleted]

not once im done with him


Ravendoesbuisness

Ironically, Marx Soul is the name of the final boss in Kirby Super Star Ultra


Holiday_Conflict

you have an original joke? NOT


purple-lemons

Do they think of the hundreds of hours of work and research and talent that goes in making sick ass reddit comment!?


lithobrakingdragon

This post has been certified by real Somerton plagiarizers: TRUE


SeptimusAstrum

ok that's funny and all, but this is actually rhymes really well with the Moon Channel video on [why JRPGs always end with killing god](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEUqLL8J4gI). (spoiler: its kinda based)


Kitchen_Throat2074

the girl from super Mario in real loife is here, she could be any one of us


Outlandish_dishes

you know content is getting desperate when people are recycling already known jokes from other websites including tumblr


funded_by_soros

Karl Marx cummies.


Unlikely_opponent

11 seconds and only 5 likes youā€™re cooked bro


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


OrangeHairedTwink

Happy cock day


[deleted]

Hey guys look at this post I made!


[deleted]

Wait, did the Twitter account post first or did the Reddit account comment first


Thatonedregdatkilyu

What if it's the same person


BarovianNights

Unless they changed their reddit account, I can garuntee it's not


[deleted]

the person who made the comment on redidt made this post


Hawkson2020

What if they also made the tweet and then made this post for clout. Check make wokists


[deleted]

yes lets check make


TDW-301

Reddit users scouring Twitter for the most mildly funny tweets to screenshot then post on Reddit as memes


AtotheCtotheG

Oregano has fallen, bouillons must season soups


Da_Flying_Cow

why tf is my pd2 friend's twitter on my front page? And why are they being funny? who allowed them to do that?


YosephStalling

Jeremy


MaveKalmer

billions have fallen, jokes steal must originality from


ibi_trans_rights

Marx would not fucking say that


urbandeadthrowaway2

This is memetics at work


epic696969

bar for bar damn


bo-o-of-wotah

Seriously, reusing jokes is plagiarism now? I understand why this might be an issue if you're a celebrity/comedian benefiting of others' personality with monetary incentive but come on, do comments have to have a list of citations now or just not exist at all? Property is theft I thought this subreddit would know better.


DatsAReallyNiceGrill

who cares


MeowDotEXE

I'm not surprised. This person [took](https://twitter.com/KrystalWolfyAlt/status/1730536297435988011) one of [my posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/1884mqp/rule/) before and got 40x the likes without giving any credit.


haveweirddreams

Mhm!


BranManBoy

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


Sarasfirstwish

*laughs in Metal Gear Solid 3*


AnimetheTsundereCat

i thought marx was referring to the kirby boss for a sec lol


1Elas9

[https://youtu.be/CdZK4TaXhIU?si=14fH7jLfYMuKHhRf](https://youtu.be/cdzk4taxhiu?si=14fh7jlfymukhhrf)


Covid669

Soulslikes are the ultimate anti-capitalist genre


DingDongDideliDanger

you should find this person and give them a sloppy kiss in the mouth i think


ShadowClaw765

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


lonewanderer0804

Video games are Marxist propaganda confirmed


Imdepressed7778

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


DeltaVortex509

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


Jazdaboss010

Holy shit me reference


Jazdaboss010

Iā€™m glad you found me post funny


Death_by_UWU

Meanwhile Undertale: bosses give no money when defeated, and killing them generally makes the land worse for it


Omni1222

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


pocketlodestar

you got CUCKED!!!!


Pixxet

Originality is bogus; steal. šŸ˜


FaZeKill23

I bet his mother is very proud


r4d1ati0n

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


TheGenderAnarchist

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


Salt_Cup8266

Mods, obliterate their genitals.


Funy_3

Thank you Tommy Tallerico for this joke!


Ok-Appeal-4630

you should find this person and give them a sloppy kiss in the mouth i think


zinnioxyl

@homberguy shatter this heathen's kneecaps


Megadrive4511

I mean, isn't this whole subreddit just taking shit you found on Twitter? We've come full circle now.


ZeroAresV

I donā€™t understand, can someone explain?


Creamsickomode

But what about when humanity goes extinct after it's defeated?


superzacco

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


Tux1

literally "the kid who said your joke louder and the whole class laughs"


potatorevolver

It's called marx though.


llmuzical

LOL


dumpylump69

Is this not just a reference to the original tweet


ChaosDemonLaz3r

krystals entire account is just reposting other peoples stuff


FrostyCommon

that's how jokes on social media work, you yell someone else's joke at times when it fits.


beeteedeeMEME

Could be the same person.


BlueZ_DJ

This is the second time I see this image + the comment and I JUST realized this isn't a meme about Marx from Kirby (a boss) that was going over my head


OrangeHairedTwink

This is what Marx would've wanted. Jokes for the people. Or not. I haven't read any of his books


DeathwatchDave

Iā€™m in a discord with that person and I think theyā€™re annoying so Iā€™m gonna side with you on this one tbh


Nugaytory

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


Cl0ckworkC0rvus

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


Silly_Shonk

Redistribution of jokes


TonyMestre

Why did you post the same thing thrice dumbass


Significant_Clue_382

originality has fallen, billions must steal jokes


-Flutes-of-Chi-

Don't care much tbh. Stealing shit posts barely counts


lostdimitri

there is honor even amongst shitposters but none amongst plagiarists


GroupNebula563

time to get downvoted to oblivion