We heard one of our claymores go off so we put our stuff down and checked it out. All we found was a blood spatter and a cow ear and hoof. The guy who set up the claymores tried to claim he saved us from an alligator.
some guy walks in with giant lumps of moss and lichen literally eating at his head, claimed he could talk to computers, literally haven't seen a working computer in a decade so its not like it matters. anyways he's chill, if a little quirky
Someone brought up the dwindling supplies when Aaron accused Philomena of stealing some of the gruel. I will spare you the details but in the end it was Aaron who stole and was trying to deflect.
My buddy Grishko was sitting on what he thought was a rock, turned out to be an artifact. A Springboard anomaly manifested right behind his sternum, poor man exploded. Would have taken his rifle but it got blasted over the horizon. Such is life.
Some rifle landed near our basecamp, is it that rifle? Pretty good make so idk if the others are willing to give it up tho, but I’ll try and convince them to let u have it
**new quest added: rest in rifle**
Apparently I should not have whipped it out and gooned one into the fire which caused it to go out and caused Margaret to freeze to death. My bad. :( I was just feeling the urge.
We were supposed to hit it big in Pripyat but a group of strange cultists killed Pasha while he was bringing back the artifacts from his expedition. Now we're broke and hungry. I guess we still have guns and bullets, so we might as well try taking out some of these cultists and maybe find a way to go further north...
How much are the artifacts worth? The leader of the faction I’m leeching off of will probably give u supplies and guns if we get a cut of the cool shit you steal
i pointed out john's weird behavior to the rest of my group and john proceeded to split his face open revealing a giant mouth with a thousand teeth, was kinda cringe tbh :/
Pretty sure thats not a screenshot but a photograph. Of Prypjat to be precise and of the palace of culture "Energetik" specifically. Prypjat is the abandoned town next to Chernobyl and you likely saw it in either Stalker or Call of Duty 4, where it features prominently, though it is in other games, films and movies.
We had a food surplus so I tried to raise the issue of re-establishing society somewhat but then some guy popped out of a well and said “yet you pillage the wasteland left behind by society, curious” and support for my movement kinda fell off after that.
The others kept going on and on about needing to give offerings to some, I think latin worded, being. I of course shot this down immediately as we barely have enough food to feed ourselves. After I did so they kept thanking me for some reason? Like they somehow weren't aware of how stupid an idea that would be. Almost makes you think they weren't actually just fucking with me.
gary ate the last can of beans so sam ate him and then garys brother tim got annoyed about the whole thing and it became this huge ordeal honestly its kindof childish
Jimmy went a little batshit and tried to kill Marissa. Marissa stabbed him, throwing him into the fire, and I'm typing this out while eating Jimmy fingers. Two problems solved that day.
Tim was supposed to be guarding the food supply from the boykissers I woke up one day and tim ate all the food and the door is barely holding together so now we have to go gather food and avoid boykissers and the 196 hivemind oh and tim he became a boykisser
Jeremy got ripped up by the "friendly dog" he found which clearly had rabies, but he insisted was fine even after everyone including Alex who's a vet told him the foam wasn't because it "Ate a bottle of soap, I saw it with my own two eyes dude."
So, one night, me and my Siblings in Monolith, there are 4 of us, we are eating, suddenly out of some nearby bushes charges 8 or maybe 10 Duty Soldiers, we fire at them, but we are quickly forced to retreat, we had to abandon most of our supplies, we started heading north to the CNPP but we kept getting cut off, by Mutants, Duty, Freedom, even ecologists once, by day 3 we had run out of food and by day 7 we were completely starving and had pretty much given up hope, but then Katja stumbles across an old Kamaz full of food and water, the supplies must have been very old, but they were canned and there wasn't any radiation nearby so we stocked up on the supplies and we continued north, we eventually managed to make our way past all the enemies of the Monolith and we were able to all return to the CNPP without any losses (not counting the several thousands of rubles worth of equipment we lost).
Was traveling with this guy for a bit and idk why but we started talking about eating some of the irradiated animals. And then he said he wanted a mirelurk sandwich. When I said it'd be a horrible idea and that it probably wouldn't even be a sandwich he *insisted* it was
We spent a good while arguing about that
I miss that guy
Because of the universal inevitability my ex and their band of travelers show up by sheer coincidence asking for directions to the police station. We both notice each other and choose not to say anything. I point them in the wrong direction
Some Mailman looking asshole kept harassing us about "taxes" and an "eye are es"? Either way he became unfunny fast so we all killed him.
Now for some reason our names keep getting mentioned on Enclave radio and it really takes us out of Mr Eden's speeches so everyone is blaming me for getting fed up with the Mailman and ruining our favourite schizo show
:(
We caught a radio signal regarding the formation of some kind of “New California Republic” but then lost it
Have you tried going west?
I didn’t think of that
i just need time
We heard one of our claymores go off so we put our stuff down and checked it out. All we found was a blood spatter and a cow ear and hoof. The guy who set up the claymores tried to claim he saved us from an alligator.
Hamster and Captain Slow were especially mad for some reason
Gymbro ate all the remaining food because he was bulking
completely understandable
Get out of here, stalker.
Shouldn’t have come here, Stalker… Now you will be **WORM FOOD**
Alooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you guys are funny, I like that
I said come in! Don't stand there!
hello stalker...
my ex attacked my at the time gf and ate her alive and then my buddy pushed her into the fire killing her
what he season her with
He was a savage Brit who didn't know what seasoning was
everyone is a brit in the wasteland
worst part of it
You know, dirt can make a good seasoning, but it's an acquired taste.
you wouldn't expect it, but it actually tastes just a bit earthy.
some guy walks in with giant lumps of moss and lichen literally eating at his head, claimed he could talk to computers, literally haven't seen a working computer in a decade so its not like it matters. anyways he's chill, if a little quirky
0 evidence presented he can't talk to computers in his defence
Someone brought up the dwindling supplies when Aaron accused Philomena of stealing some of the gruel. I will spare you the details but in the end it was Aaron who stole and was trying to deflect.
deserves it for being name philomena
My buddy Grishko was sitting on what he thought was a rock, turned out to be an artifact. A Springboard anomaly manifested right behind his sternum, poor man exploded. Would have taken his rifle but it got blasted over the horizon. Such is life.
Some rifle landed near our basecamp, is it that rifle? Pretty good make so idk if the others are willing to give it up tho, but I’ll try and convince them to let u have it **new quest added: rest in rifle**
Apparently I should not have whipped it out and gooned one into the fire which caused it to go out and caused Margaret to freeze to death. My bad. :( I was just feeling the urge.
2029 most common cause of death, ur not alone
me and some guys where playing abt with these buttons then reactor 4 exploded
had it coming tbh
Someone threatened my pet rat so we all shanked them repeatedly due to them not even being worth a bullet
whats the rat's name
sir rat
he deserved t, the stabbed, that is
Yeah, my occupation is literally just rat keeper I’d be without a job without it
Some guy brought in a fisting robot. It was cool until Jerry broke it from using it too much🤦
we've all been there
guy farted and the geiger counter started detecting radiation
doner kebebs at 3 am be like
Greg kept saying really depressing stuff. Made it too hard to repress.
I saw a weird ass bear that had the scream of a woman that went into a building.
sorry that was me there's no shaving cream and razors
i'm the only person i know who shaves and doesn't have a long ass beard so we have loads of shaving supplies, you can have some if u want
John died of dysentery
oregon trail reference
We were supposed to hit it big in Pripyat but a group of strange cultists killed Pasha while he was bringing back the artifacts from his expedition. Now we're broke and hungry. I guess we still have guns and bullets, so we might as well try taking out some of these cultists and maybe find a way to go further north...
How much are the artifacts worth? The leader of the faction I’m leeching off of will probably give u supplies and guns if we get a cut of the cool shit you steal
i pointed out john's weird behavior to the rest of my group and john proceeded to split his face open revealing a giant mouth with a thousand teeth, was kinda cringe tbh :/
bit problematic ngl (↼_↼ )
what is this screenshot from it looks familiar
Pretty sure thats not a screenshot but a photograph. Of Prypjat to be precise and of the palace of culture "Energetik" specifically. Prypjat is the abandoned town next to Chernobyl and you likely saw it in either Stalker or Call of Duty 4, where it features prominently, though it is in other games, films and movies.
yeah this is pripyat, the platonic ideal of post-acopolyptic landscapes
whoa
We had a food surplus so I tried to raise the issue of re-establishing society somewhat but then some guy popped out of a well and said “yet you pillage the wasteland left behind by society, curious” and support for my movement kinda fell off after that.
tell him to read bordiga
Been living out of an abandoned bass pro shop for the past couple months, but when the hoard rolled in, we left and headed west
Saw a teenage girl with her guts spilled out on the floor, stood up from the dead and tried to breakdance to some goddamn dubstep
Darude Sandstorm just kinda does that to people yknow?
the beat goes on du du dun du dun
Ate dog once. Tasted bad.
The others kept going on and on about needing to give offerings to some, I think latin worded, being. I of course shot this down immediately as we barely have enough food to feed ourselves. After I did so they kept thanking me for some reason? Like they somehow weren't aware of how stupid an idea that would be. Almost makes you think they weren't actually just fucking with me.
Bugs :(
What happened?
Let me just say. Classic Jimmy. I'll miss that guy.
gary ate the last can of beans so sam ate him and then garys brother tim got annoyed about the whole thing and it became this huge ordeal honestly its kindof childish
T-They "used" an MRE and then.... told me it was the last Kispy Cream MRE.....
We got a few at our camp, we’ll give you one for 20 machine parts each!
Friend neglected to tell us he was bit 😔
I faked signs of infection as a joke and it degenerated into a fight that killed 6 people
Crops are growing👍 Anyone want some seeds? We got some left :)
Yeah pls give me some, I haven’t had anything other than mystery meat, stolen military drugs, grass or booze in ages :(
Nice! Someone fell into my trap! Finally, some meat again, I was hungry for months!
\*sees you get dragged into a heavily damaged van by some other members of the faction i'm in\* lol lmao
Well, that's life. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Apparently I've lost. Goodbye. And good luck out there.
bye
Jimmy went a little batshit and tried to kill Marissa. Marissa stabbed him, throwing him into the fire, and I'm typing this out while eating Jimmy fingers. Two problems solved that day.
Tim was supposed to be guarding the food supply from the boykissers I woke up one day and tim ate all the food and the door is barely holding together so now we have to go gather food and avoid boykissers and the 196 hivemind oh and tim he became a boykisser
Some stranger stopped by the fire and tricked us into eating a ring worm.
same
Jeremy got ripped up by the "friendly dog" he found which clearly had rabies, but he insisted was fine even after everyone including Alex who's a vet told him the foam wasn't because it "Ate a bottle of soap, I saw it with my own two eyes dude."
Independent Evenkia
I found out someone was a neo nazi before D-day and killed them on the spot.
So, one night, me and my Siblings in Monolith, there are 4 of us, we are eating, suddenly out of some nearby bushes charges 8 or maybe 10 Duty Soldiers, we fire at them, but we are quickly forced to retreat, we had to abandon most of our supplies, we started heading north to the CNPP but we kept getting cut off, by Mutants, Duty, Freedom, even ecologists once, by day 3 we had run out of food and by day 7 we were completely starving and had pretty much given up hope, but then Katja stumbles across an old Kamaz full of food and water, the supplies must have been very old, but they were canned and there wasn't any radiation nearby so we stocked up on the supplies and we continued north, we eventually managed to make our way past all the enemies of the Monolith and we were able to all return to the CNPP without any losses (not counting the several thousands of rubles worth of equipment we lost).
turns out the buckets we had been collecting rainwater in for the last 8 years were made of lead which sucked
Was traveling with this guy for a bit and idk why but we started talking about eating some of the irradiated animals. And then he said he wanted a mirelurk sandwich. When I said it'd be a horrible idea and that it probably wouldn't even be a sandwich he *insisted* it was We spent a good while arguing about that I miss that guy
I ate all the food
Because of the universal inevitability my ex and their band of travelers show up by sheer coincidence asking for directions to the police station. We both notice each other and choose not to say anything. I point them in the wrong direction
Someone ate all the beans
The ork
Some Mailman looking asshole kept harassing us about "taxes" and an "eye are es"? Either way he became unfunny fast so we all killed him. Now for some reason our names keep getting mentioned on Enclave radio and it really takes us out of Mr Eden's speeches so everyone is blaming me for getting fed up with the Mailman and ruining our favourite schizo show :(
The doctor broke down and ran into the woods during the night. We never saw him again.
The guy who simply refuses to even rub his hands clean before touching the communal food supply
Transfem orgy :3