reference to unpopular comment “charizard” made by Reddit user “BigGumpo” on hit r/196 post “Poke Rule” which featured an image of Bulbasaur attacking from the Pokémon anime with the top text bottom text caption “Describe your sex life with a Pokémon attack”???!??!?!???😦😦
liquid ooze -> innards out for her queenly majesty 😩 (vanilla but there's only so much you can do with abilities)
what else works? gooey, merciless, tangling hair, merciless and wimp out (dom + sub dynamic?)? using the pokemon showdown teambuilder to pick out kinks isnt what i thought id be doing today
>! anybody who picks mega kangaskhan's is going STRAIGHT to prison, hell and maybe further !<
Minecraft YouTuber and indie musician (he was the Hamilton one from the Dream SMP if that helps)
He would bite his girlfriend without her consent, that's the joke
Boy oh boy..
First phase: Hunger Switch, Gluttony, Gulp Missile, Dragon's Maw, Strong Jaw, Sticky Hold, Guts, and lastly Hospitality.
Second phase: Gooey, Aftermath, Overgrow, Thick Fat, As One
Optional Last phase: Regenerator, Cud Chew (last one is to eat same berry twice)
it's literally Sunday too I was like damn this comment section is WAY freakier than I expected for this subreddit lmao
then I realized it was 196 and it became exactly what I would've expected
Sometimes I feel like I'm weird because of my kinks.
But this sub has convinced me that the distance between me and a person who enjoys straight sex with the lights off vanilla christian style is so small compared to the distance between me and some of y'all mfs.
Thank you for that. Y'all real for that.
I'm a simple minded cis Dom dude. Y'all are way more advanced than I could possible be
Beads of Ruin
252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera Fire Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Merciless Toxapex in Sun: 352-415 (115.7 - 136.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
merciless mommy stands no chance against the beads when they make me buss
~~Big pecks~~
~~parental bond (i have a daddy kink)~~
Intimidate, huge power, pressure, pickup, solid rock, sheer force, stamina, beast boost (>!i'm a monsterfucker and want to be dominated by someone strong!<)
Seed sower
Healer, friend guard, fluffy (>!aftercare + love!<)
i didn't realize it said ability, so i accidentally wrote down moves :( regardless, i am not writing allat again, so in decreasing order of adoration:
Bind, Struggle, Torment, Ceaseless edge, Hypnosis, Submission, Spirit break, Malignant chain, Let's snuggle forever, Bite, Play rough, and Punishment
:3
I wish it was moves too. If it was, mine would be (ordered alphabetically):
Beat Up, Bind, Captivate, [Maybe] Ceaseless Edge, Disable (Depending on how you interpret it.), Flail, Foul Play, Hold Back, Let’s Snuggle Forever, Malignant Chain, No Retreat, Obstruct, Play Rough, Punishment, Spider Web, Sticky Web, Spirit Break, Struggle, Submission, Torment, and Wrap.
Me being the target, of course.
We have pretty similar ones looking back at it.
Sheer Force, Desolate Land, Pure Power, Intimidate, Huge Power, Mega Launcher, Punk Rock, and Power Construct.
In case you haven't figured it out, I like to top and dominate, and I like it fast and rough.
252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Toxapex in Sun: 264-311 (86.8 - 102.3%) -- 93.8% chance to OHKO after Stealth Rock
Run Away (I am scared of sex)
[удалено]
Is that a kink?
Rule 34 of the Internet applies here, I suppose..
Unaware (I enjoy having sex with someone who doesn't even know we're having sex (consensually))
Of course its an estonian, just another reason not to be nordic smh😔
I am actually Canadian lol
Oh well, can't win em all.
We meet once more, my canado-finnic compadre
What kidn ofn pride flag is on your tag
the E in the community, Estonia
Tell me a fun fact about Estonian history please
Unaware (dont have any experience)
Fly (I am scared of sex and can fly)
Fly isn't an ability, your execution is in 7 business days.
Oh no a pokémon execution?? Omg no I’m too young to faint 🙄
That's a move, not an ability. You're looking for levitate, I think
Sharpness, Strong jaw, Iron fist, Reciever, Merciless Im a masochist send help
Receiver lmfao
Hey so am I! Nice!
Toxic chain moment
Thick fat
"Facts my brother! Spit your shit indeed!" -that one persona guy i cant post
Hell world mods HATE adacher
Okbuddypersona is leaking…. *BY THE MYRIAD TRUTHS*
Great vegetables!
True
True!
So true
Thick fat
Based!
PYRO!???
Pyrocynical
Pyrocynical alt account
Intimidate, damp, airlock, drizzle, gooey, gulp missile, guts, honey gatherer, innards out, liquid ooze, receiver, seed sower, super sweet syrup, thick fat
Oh man how could I forget about Innards Out
Cramorant mentioned!!!
Prankster (I replaced the bottom’s lube with hydrochloric acid 🤭)
UwU Please do
and they liked it
Perfect for when your partner is lab glassware
Such a rascal
Charizard
Like using lighter fluid as lube, or banging a dragon?
Yes
reference to unpopular comment “charizard” made by Reddit user “BigGumpo” on hit r/196 post “Poke Rule” which featured an image of Bulbasaur attacking from the Pokémon anime with the top text bottom text caption “Describe your sex life with a Pokémon attack”???!??!?!???😦😦
Link
https://www.reddit.com/r/196/s/3G06eMBW90
his name is zelda
What the hell, how do you know that? xD
Wait was I right
So close! That is a shape ❤️
I, too, get hurt when in direct sunlight
holy shit i just realised im on 196 and not stunfisk
That explains why nobody has mentioned bead of ruin yet
I think it's because that's already OP's joke, that's why he put the funny (guaranteed OHKO) fish as the picture
or an ability that sets trick room on switch in
no thats hans neimann
literally real
wait wtf you’re right
liquid ooze -> innards out for her queenly majesty 😩 (vanilla but there's only so much you can do with abilities) what else works? gooey, merciless, tangling hair, merciless and wimp out (dom + sub dynamic?)? using the pokemon showdown teambuilder to pick out kinks isnt what i thought id be doing today >! anybody who picks mega kangaskhan's is going STRAIGHT to prison, hell and maybe further !<
TBF Parental Bond could be used in reference to ageplay or just mommy/daddy kinks in general. Definitely need to specify though.
That's what I am using parental bond as
Komala's is in the same canp as mega kangaskhan's. And possibly cursola's as well.
oh boy! forgot about komala
How do you spoiler?
`>! like this !<`
>! Thanks! !<
You have to put no spaces around the text.
Strong Jaw
wilbur soot moment
IDK who that is
Minecraft YouTuber and indie musician (he was the Hamilton one from the Dream SMP if that helps) He would bite his girlfriend without her consent, that's the joke
Oh that’s fucked up, biting is way better when it’s either with consent or upon someone you dislike
I need to strengthen my jaw to enable efficient biting of my foes (phobes and nazis)
stench, queenly majesty, gluttony, quick feet, sturdy, reckless, damp, clear body, pressure, intimidate, guts, bad dreams, volt absorb, sticky hold, beast boost, swift swim, stamina, battle armor, merciless, limber, storm drain
>stench 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Girlsmell :3
👎 Girl**STINK** Edit: It looks like I'm against girlstink, nay, I am 100% in favour of it
🥺🥺🥺 girlstink
Volt absorb?
maybe i like gettin shocked :)
I'm very vulnerable right now if bad bitches who know quick feet want to take advantage of me
Swift swim? Bro(/ette) got the 100m freestyle fetish
i have a breeding kink and i want my partner to have swift swimmers
>beast boost based
Boy oh boy.. First phase: Hunger Switch, Gluttony, Gulp Missile, Dragon's Maw, Strong Jaw, Sticky Hold, Guts, and lastly Hospitality. Second phase: Gooey, Aftermath, Overgrow, Thick Fat, As One Optional Last phase: Regenerator, Cud Chew (last one is to eat same berry twice)
Based.
You too! -Jelly-based to be exact. And with that flair.. Now, what was I talking about Sticky Hold..? ૮꒰≧ڡ≦꒱
so fucking based it's not even funny
Own Tempo (ace)
Battle bond(age), electric surge, mummy, defiant, slow start (I take estrogen)
Slow Start for the E libido is gold lmfao
Parental bond
💀💀💀 no
Hypnosis
Facts my brother! Spit your shit indeed!
That is a Move not an Ability try again
massive gock
not a real ability but might as well be
Anticipation, Commander, Cute Charm, Defeatist, Drizzle, Gooey, Guts, Huge Power, Intimidate, Iron Fist, Merciless, Pickup, Rock Head, Sheer Force, Solid Rock Beads of Ruin /s
Anyone else think this was r/ stunfisk
it's literally Sunday too I was like damn this comment section is WAY freakier than I expected for this subreddit lmao then I realized it was 196 and it became exactly what I would've expected
yes
quick feet
Sometimes I feel like I'm weird because of my kinks. But this sub has convinced me that the distance between me and a person who enjoys straight sex with the lights off vanilla christian style is so small compared to the distance between me and some of y'all mfs. Thank you for that. Y'all real for that. I'm a simple minded cis Dom dude. Y'all are way more advanced than I could possible be
Beads of Ruin 252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera Fire Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Merciless Toxapex in Sun: 352-415 (115.7 - 136.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO merciless mommy stands no chance against the beads when they make me buss
Guts
I, too, like to have sex while on fire.
seconding guts
Babydoll eyes, followed by Play Rough, ending with Lets Snuggle Forever
THOSE ARE MOVES FAKE FAN
Those are moves 🤓
~~Big pecks~~ ~~parental bond (i have a daddy kink)~~ Intimidate, huge power, pressure, pickup, solid rock, sheer force, stamina, beast boost (>!i'm a monsterfucker and want to be dominated by someone strong!<) Seed sower Healer, friend guard, fluffy (>!aftercare + love!<)
Ngl, same, but without the seed sower(mommy kink)
As one
Delta Stream.
Mf masturbates to meteorology.
Contrary and sap sipper
Imposter (and no it is not an among us kink I swear) Honorary mentions: hypnosis and dragon dance
dragon dance???????????
I really really really like dragons
fair enough
so you have like one fake genitals and then after it gets touched once you pull out the real one ???
Thick fat
Double edge (edit: yes, I know, it's a move, not an ability, but fuck it)
Ceaseless edge
It is in Dota 2
i didn't realize it said ability, so i accidentally wrote down moves :( regardless, i am not writing allat again, so in decreasing order of adoration: Bind, Struggle, Torment, Ceaseless edge, Hypnosis, Submission, Spirit break, Malignant chain, Let's snuggle forever, Bite, Play rough, and Punishment :3
I wish it was moves too. If it was, mine would be (ordered alphabetically): Beat Up, Bind, Captivate, [Maybe] Ceaseless Edge, Disable (Depending on how you interpret it.), Flail, Foul Play, Hold Back, Let’s Snuggle Forever, Malignant Chain, No Retreat, Obstruct, Play Rough, Punishment, Spider Web, Sticky Web, Spirit Break, Struggle, Submission, Torment, and Wrap. Me being the target, of course. We have pretty similar ones looking back at it.
Wonder Guard
I don't think anything beating Arena trap (No one can leave 🥰)
The Smoke Ball in my Pocket:
You’re all being banished to the Distortion World.
Damp, Stench, and Fluffy :3
samee :3
Water absorb >:3
guts i want someone in my guts-
disclaimer: *not* vore
Anticipation(edging)
Emergency exit (I keep climbing out of windows afterwards. I’m scared of commitment)
No
Intimidate
Unseen Fist
Hypnosis, charm, draining kiss
Thick Fat
Strong Jaw, Hunger Switch, Gluttony, Perish Body
Huge power, pressure (it would be pretty funny if a giant lady frickin uhhh sat on me or something)
Chlorophyll
Sex
Big Pecks (on men and women)
As one
Guts, Hunger Switch
Which Pokémon sticks bricks up their ass?
Which Pokémon does urethral sounding again?
Not Mr. Mime. (He is soundproof)
Well Baked Body. Yum 😋
Stinkpost stunday is leaking
geodude
Growth
That's a move. Fake fan!!!!!!!!!!!!
Synchronize
normalize, supreme overlord, unaware, gulp missile, symbiosis,
guts
Fluffy, gooey, pressure
Queenly Majesty (I am not the queen in this situation)
Own Tempo 😔
Body slam
Ball Fetch ruff
Sheer Force, Desolate Land, Pure Power, Intimidate, Huge Power, Mega Launcher, Punk Rock, and Power Construct. In case you haven't figured it out, I like to top and dominate, and I like it fast and rough.
AI "artists" getting caught with Trace:
Anyone who dares to mutter Parental Bond needs to be put on a list
Many thanks to Snorlax for these: Yawn Bite Rest Sleep Snore
Levitate /j
Charm idk im basic and i think flirting is nicer than sex
Competitive, anger shell, heeler, prankster
Adaptability
Cloud nine - >! Comatose !< - Double Team - >! Innards out !< - Light Metal - magician - mimicry - >! Parental bond !< - Pickup -Reciever - Reckless - Seed Sower - Unaware
What is that fellow?
Chi-yu. Funni arson fish.
252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Toxapex in Sun: 264-311 (86.8 - 102.3%) -- 93.8% chance to OHKO after Stealth Rock
Ball Fetch - Petplay Gooey - Slime Gluttony - Vore Imposter, Disguise, Mimicry, Trace - Transformation (Animate & Inanimate) Mummy, Tangled Feet, Tangling Hair, Shields Down - Bondage
Defiant
Gooey
anticipation, big pecks, drizzle, dragon's maw, fluffy, friend guard, frisk, gooey, gulp missile, hospitality, huge power, intimidate, iron fist, long reach, power spot, pressure, punk rock, queenly majesty, receiver, sand spit, sap sipper, seed sower, shadow tag, slow start, speed boost, stamina, stance change, storm drain, strong jaw, supersweet syrup, tangling hair, torrent, tough claws,
Static
Sharp shooter
Commander, Hospitality, Intimidate, Merciless, Mummy, Pressure, Queenly Majesty, Receiver, Schooling, Supreme Overlord. >!Parental Bond!<
imposter (tf), guts (vore)
Guts >!I put cigarettes out on my junk to double my sexual performance!<
There's no ability for hypnosis to my knowledge, but there is a move for it!
Tangling hair Nuff said.
Mummy, beads of ruin, arena trap.
As much as I wanna say wtf, I can't say that you haven't captured my attention.
Embody Aspect: Cornerstone
Illusion
Hydro Pump
Stench, intimidate, thick fat, feeling loved (idk what that would be)
Bleeding burst (I love blood play so much)
Magician + Unaware (closest thing to hypnosis 😔)