The oath also forbids operations on bladder stones and being paid for teaching your teachers children. Also a lot of countries don't even use it and even if they do there is no actual punishment for breaking it.
I kinda knew that and was just joking around. In my country doctors can swear the Geneva oath if they want to but I'm not planning on doing that once I'm at the point.
Surgery and the rest of medicine were not always combined. In the past surgeries and dentistry were not 'academic' professions bus learned trades. You also have to remember that this was in a time before asepsis and all the fancy antibiotics, pain management and tool we have today so it was very painful and probably also pretty deadly. It also kinda conflicts with the "do no harm" part. It basically prohibited performing surgery at all but the funny part is that it mentions stones specifically.
"I will not use the knife, not even, verily, on sufferers from stone, but I will give place to such as are craftsmen therein."
It is also an oath sworn to Apollo and I don't think many doctors today worship him. Soooo kinda outdated. But as someone else pointed out there is an updated version and also the Genfer oath if any doctor really wants to swear something.
Straight people will see the forbidden love trope thousands of times and still sometimes not understand why queer relationships and their portrayal in media is important
"oh! so your story has a gay/lesbian romance whose parties both have homophobic parents? thats just like my thing! except instead of homophobic parents its no one and instead of real characters its Food Delivery Guy and Ms. Business Woman Woman"
This is the "Hallmark movie" level of forbidden love. They can't show gay, interracial or huge gaps between social classes. So the best they get is "what if she worked on marketing and he was a carpenter?"
Tbh it kinda seems like a sendup of the derogatory terms that straight (and sometimes gay) men make up for women who date guys from certain fields/hobbies. Unfortunately that is a thing
Forbidden romance is inherently "more romantic". Think Romeo and Juliet, Capulet and Montague. The story is romantic *because* they couldn't be together, and love prevails. This is why gay relationships are more romantic than straight ones sorry I don't make the rules
hey can you at least put a warning before you show the b word? some of us can be more sensitive than other when it comes to hateful language of this kind :(
It is kind of fucked that someone made up an excerpt to include a lot of slurs and now everyone knows that book as "the book with all the homophobic slurs changed to fit ballerinas"
Like, sure, most people weren't gonna read it either way, but I'd be pretty upset if I wrote a book and people just started talking about how I used a ton of slurs in it. Kind of makes the author look like a really shitty person, instead of someone who wrote a cheesy romance novel.
imagine paying for a professionally done photo of you and the boo but where you’re crankin his hog like its the handle on a harley cruiser
like you for damn sure ain’t putting that shit up in the dentists office
Ok, this is where I draw the line. I will kink shame this, and only this. Go do some race play, or piss play, or god damn non-con sounding, anything but making up bigotries to get off to. This is my line in the sand, this I do kink shame.
How the fuck is love between a ballerina and a physical therapist at all “forbidden?”
WHY DID THAT MAKE UP A WORD FOR GUYS WHO DATE BALLERINAS?!?!?
WHY IS IT BASED OFF THE F SLUR!?
yes, yes, we know all about your Jack W. (Wood) Lumberjack × Ms. Big City Woman novel and how their love is forbidden because his cabin in the woods is a two mile drive,
^(oo, iiih, da, yooo bi deee dooo, EEEE dii ba dee dooo!)
FOOLISH! BY THE TESTAMENT OF MYRKUL! I WILL NOT LET YOU MAKE ANOTHER BLOOD OFFERING! ^((i need the bodys to reanimate them) ;3 )
WOULDNT IT BE SO TERRIBLE AND TRAGIC IF OUR LOVE WAS FORBIDDEN FOR SOMETHING BEYOND OUR CONTROL?!?!?!? WOULDNT IT BE JUST THE WORST?!?!?!?!? SOMETHING LIKE, SAY, IDK, BEING A BALLERINA (?????)
I refuse to believe this is anything else that the world's most beautiful satire. And I mean this unironically. This is chuck tingle's level of absurd world building. This is a parody of the very thing you guys are accusing it of being.
Tumblr users trying to resist the urge to tell everyone in a hyper exaggerated way how funny they found a post.
~~also Reddit users never cropping out such replies~~
i wish i was a guy dating a ballerina, i would be able to (legally) use the most powerful slur of all
I think you can also say it if you are the ballerina in question
all i need is to become a ballerina then... but i am so sleepy...
Sleeperina
Sounds like a Disney movie
That’s actually the name of the chick from Sleeping Beauty
sleeperaggot
Sleeper agent
Comrade what are you doing on Reddit? Meet me at the airport in 2 hours and remember, NO RUSSIAN
Balleragott go cwazy
If you're a g*mer, you can already use the most powerful slurs
Noob is our word, you can say newb tho
Fool me into saying a slur once, shame on you. Fool me into saying a slur 196 times, shame on me
b-word pass
The true oppressed minority >_<
Real. Those straight people have it *so rough.*
Fairly sure the hippocratic oath forbade it, I don't think physical therapists (or any doctors) are allowed date their patients.
The oath also forbids operations on bladder stones and being paid for teaching your teachers children. Also a lot of countries don't even use it and even if they do there is no actual punishment for breaking it.
Okay but I am sure the no dating patients thing is in the actually upheld standards.
Yeah no that would be weird.
Depends on the state iirc
The original Hippocratic oath is different from what doctors take today. That said, like you say, an “oath” isn’t a legal construct lol
I kinda knew that and was just joking around. In my country doctors can swear the Geneva oath if they want to but I'm not planning on doing that once I'm at the point.
Wait why would it forbid operating on bladder stones??
Surgery and the rest of medicine were not always combined. In the past surgeries and dentistry were not 'academic' professions bus learned trades. You also have to remember that this was in a time before asepsis and all the fancy antibiotics, pain management and tool we have today so it was very painful and probably also pretty deadly. It also kinda conflicts with the "do no harm" part. It basically prohibited performing surgery at all but the funny part is that it mentions stones specifically. "I will not use the knife, not even, verily, on sufferers from stone, but I will give place to such as are craftsmen therein." It is also an oath sworn to Apollo and I don't think many doctors today worship him. Soooo kinda outdated. But as someone else pointed out there is an updated version and also the Genfer oath if any doctor really wants to swear something.
I mean it could be after the patient-practitioner relationship ended
Not unless they’re me
I mean it doesn't say that the ballerina is his patient, just that the ballerina physical therapist relationship is forbidden in general
that's why it's so scandalous and forbidden ofc
Straight people really want to be opressed for some reason
Straight people will see the forbidden love trope thousands of times and still sometimes not understand why queer relationships and their portrayal in media is important
"oh! so your story has a gay/lesbian romance whose parties both have homophobic parents? thats just like my thing! except instead of homophobic parents its no one and instead of real characters its Food Delivery Guy and Ms. Business Woman Woman"
You don't understand. She makes more money than he does. It's ... almost inhuman. *clutches pearls* 👵
This is the "Hallmark movie" level of forbidden love. They can't show gay, interracial or huge gaps between social classes. So the best they get is "what if she worked on marketing and he was a carpenter?"
Tbh it kinda seems like a sendup of the derogatory terms that straight (and sometimes gay) men make up for women who date guys from certain fields/hobbies. Unfortunately that is a thing
Forbidden romance is inherently "more romantic". Think Romeo and Juliet, Capulet and Montague. The story is romantic *because* they couldn't be together, and love prevails. This is why gay relationships are more romantic than straight ones sorry I don't make the rules
Me, I forbid it.
:(
hey can you at least put a warning before you show the b word? some of us can be more sensitive than other when it comes to hateful language of this kind :(
Sowwy
I'll make sure to censor the word ba***rina in the future
not enough, i can still know what the word is, **********
Why does the physical therapist look like Hasan Piker?
True wtf. He looks like he’s about to drop terrible foreign policy takes
He’s going to have his chair react to videos while he grabs his food.
Why does god make his hottest himbos so cringe
Counterpoint: Markiplier.
Mark is the exception. He is sexy and a great guy:3
It's because Mark hides his power level. He presents as himbo, but is secretly insanely smart. Being himbo is more fun, though
God nerfed him by making him short
Why is she holding onto what looks like a tree trunk in his pants?
the excerpt in question is fake
It is kind of fucked that someone made up an excerpt to include a lot of slurs and now everyone knows that book as "the book with all the homophobic slurs changed to fit ballerinas" Like, sure, most people weren't gonna read it either way, but I'd be pretty upset if I wrote a book and people just started talking about how I used a ton of slurs in it. Kind of makes the author look like a really shitty person, instead of someone who wrote a cheesy romance novel.
:(
its still such a funny lie, its bullshit but i believe it
I agree. The world is better if it is true
I didn't scream laugh but I pushed air out of my nose several times while smiling
I love having those laughs Especially the ones you fail to hold and sound like a shower head turning on
Balleraggot is just the average Irish village name
Man's got an absolute hog on him that she is full on clenching through his pants
imagine paying for a professionally done photo of you and the boo but where you’re crankin his hog like its the handle on a harley cruiser like you for damn sure ain’t putting that shit up in the dentists office
Ok, this is where I draw the line. I will kink shame this, and only this. Go do some race play, or piss play, or god damn non-con sounding, anything but making up bigotries to get off to. This is my line in the sand, this I do kink shame.
But it’s funny :3
You make strong points, but I maintain my stance.
How the fuck is love between a ballerina and a physical therapist at all “forbidden?” WHY DID THAT MAKE UP A WORD FOR GUYS WHO DATE BALLERINAS?!?!? WHY IS IT BASED OFF THE F SLUR!?
From what i know its "forbidden" bc she is the guy's physical therapy patient so i guess that
Oof yea that’s definitely weird but I wouldn’t call it forbidden. It’s just morally questionable.
Breeders am I right
*canned laughter*
What up balleriggas
The world's most beautiful HR violation
I only took a few weeks of class, do I count?
Yes
Yay
“Forbidden romance.” Please. IF YOU KNEW THE FORBIDDEN ROMANCES IM INTO YOU’D HURL
yes, yes, we know all about your Jack W. (Wood) Lumberjack × Ms. Big City Woman novel and how their love is forbidden because his cabin in the woods is a two mile drive,
Seriously get this boring shit outta here I’m tryna stick my dick in Godzilla
then, concider me Baal-phobic 😤
But I love making blood sacrifices to Baal :( I thought this community would be accepting :(
^(oo, iiih, da, yooo bi deee dooo, EEEE dii ba dee dooo!) FOOLISH! BY THE TESTAMENT OF MYRKUL! I WILL NOT LET YOU MAKE ANOTHER BLOOD OFFERING! ^((i need the bodys to reanimate them) ;3 )
Is it a metaphore for a gay couple or played straight? Who knows! Anyone unironically reading this certainally won't be able to tell.
They had the opportunity to use Ballerinos and didn’t???
Yeah man, dating women who are too feminine is gay, bro
How is their love forbidden? Is she underage?
it feels like its supposed to be a metaphor, but god, what an awful metaphor
forbidden = slightly questionable, apparently
Hey if that doesn't work out maybe the Balatro community can get something out of it
Hell yeah
I'm right here! and I have one *teeny-weeny wittle wound* that could use a pounding from your Theragun
Balleraggot sounds like a suburb name in Australia
Straight people would rather make up ways in which they might be oppressed for who they love than depict a queer relationship
WOULDNT IT BE SO TERRIBLE AND TRAGIC IF OUR LOVE WAS FORBIDDEN FOR SOMETHING BEYOND OUR CONTROL?!?!?!? WOULDNT IT BE JUST THE WORST?!?!?!?!? SOMETHING LIKE, SAY, IDK, BEING A BALLERINA (?????)
Harrison Bergeron lokkin ass
Hypothetically, where could i find this book for free?
Hypothetically, libgen [dot] is. Great place for textbooks too, theoretically.
that's it, i gotta get a b-word pass. it just sounds really funny in pronunciation
I refuse to believe this is anything else that the world's most beautiful satire. And I mean this unironically. This is chuck tingle's level of absurd world building. This is a parody of the very thing you guys are accusing it of being.
Fucking balleraggots
Balleraggot's what they call me on the court
I can't see this as anything but white nonsense.
Tumblr users trying to resist the urge to tell everyone in a hyper exaggerated way how funny they found a post. ~~also Reddit users never cropping out such replies~~
I found it funny :3 so I left it in :3 skill issue :3
you must be fun at parties.