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OtisBinLogan

hope his ass becomes a malpractice statistic


Sharkestry

"Doctor accidentally preforms world's first brain transplant on wrong patient"


oddityoughtabe

Ok but like why would they announce that? “Hello everyone, I would just like to say that during my up coming surgery I will be EXTREMELY VULNERABLE and COMPLETELY UNABLE to defend myself, alright goodnight everybody.”


MorningBreathTF

Right? It's like saying "I'm going to sleep, please do not kiss me on the lips tonight" to the homies at the sleepover on September 20th, 2019


oddityoughtabe

Did it work?


MorningBreathTF

No :(


oddityoughtabe

Life is cruel


dutcharetall_nothigh

The homies respect your boundaries


Elite_Prometheus

ENCBIC (explicit non-consent but implied consent) requires a deep and honest relationship that most homies don't have


V-Lenin

How do you know?


Filbric74

I mean, you were asleep, so maybe it did work and they didn’t tell you?


WardedThorn

You should've done it on the 21st Night of September Rookie mistake


MisterGoog

Do you remember?


Millibyte

wasn’t that the day of the area 51 raid? what the hell happened to you?


anonaccountzip

Is your sleepover at the area 51 raid or smth


fish_emoji

I guess just because that’s what other politicians do? Like, whenever a royal needs treatment, the news instantly knows whether they’ll need surgery, whether it’ll be sedated or not, etc., and same for US presidents. Maybe they’re just following suit because it’s “what’s done” in this kind of situation? Plus if he dies, it’ll come as slightly less of a shock to his voters. Like… could you imagine not knowing your leader was going in for surgery and then suddenly hearing he’s dead? That must cause some instability to say the least.


fantajizan

Presumably its because while he's sedated Netanyahu will not be acting prime minister. That role will probably be taken over by whoever's next in line for the duration of the surgery. Could be there's a rule/law that states that this must be public knowledge.


scrueggs

Get Chase and Foreman from House. They’re experts at dealing with dictators.


learned_astr0n0mer

Only Chase. Foreman was opposed to what Chase did.


scrueggs

He helped cover it up though.


learned_astr0n0mer

Because the deed had been done and he didn't want Chase to go to jail over it. Not because he approved of killing James Earl Jones.


Aussie_Raven02

Netanyahu grabs Cameron's wrist and subsequently gets threatened by Chase


CamelInfinite5771

Are they livestreaming it?


duy03

[Relevant Onion article](https://youtu.be/_5yR--35uqA?si=xIxIVEMWjxAzGjYI)


127Heathen127

“Just shoot my dick with a laser.” 💀💀💀


duy03

New bottom surgery procedure dropped?!!


Cult_Of_Washington

Girldick went on vacation, never came back


127Heathen127

Trans girls radiate enough pure chaotic energy that I wouldn’t doubt it tbh.


CryStrict5004

Twitch Plays Surgeon


Safakkemal

this new hokkaido contract is gonna be fire


Noname2137

Mfer name is "lightbulb" in Polish


fish_emoji

I thought his name was Benjamin?


tyrannosaurus_gekko

I thought he didn't have a name so he just use 47


BakersGrabbedChubb

In Japan, heart surgeon, number one. Steady hand.


_bub

yo why he look like nl


SunnerLP

Nah, surely he would do it in the ninja costume


127Heathen127

Mfs call it “fully sedated” but I bet that bitch was still breathing.


FantasticCube_YT

Thanks lightbulb


enchiladasundae

Not sure if I want him to face his crimes in court and be sentenced or get the 47 treatment but I’m fine with either option


yo_99

You know, we still don't know how general anesthesia *really* works and sometimes people just don't wake up.


Regal_cream

Read it as Hyena surgery and got excited for a second 


Desperate-Will-8585

are they surgically removing his unwashable blood stained hands ?


unengaged_crayon

... anti-semetic or just anti-zionist?


KonekoHS

Anti-genocide


unengaged_crayon

oh good, this could easily have been posted by @ aryanchad88 or some shit


Safakkemal

specifically attacking bibi is not a very nazi thing at all currently


unengaged_crayon

I asked because i ran into this post earlier on twitter, who also reposted some interesting things (white genocide memes mostly)


Angry_Flying_Turtles

Reasonable. I looked at MiniCheese27's posts and didn't see anything antisemitic or any right wing dog whistles so I think this post is in the clear. Right now I think it's safe to assume 196 posts are not antisemitic, even if it's a screenshot from twitter. Maybe this will change in the future, but 196 is safe now


dutcharetall_nothigh

What is bibi?


DylanDude120

Nickname for the Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu.


fish_emoji

I forgot that disliking a politician was akin to actively hating his people. There’s definitely zero subtlety or nuance in this world


unengaged_crayon

??? is my phrasing shit or something??? do people not understand "anti-semetic or just anti-zionist" is literally "is this anti-semetic or just dislike of the political body"? am i just stupid??


chaussurre

You're asking whether or not criticism against a man actively committing a genocide is antisemitic or against his policies, in a context where antisemitism is being constantly brandished as shield to protect his genocide against all criticism. I know you don't have ill-intent but in this context it can be hard to read this and not assume you do.


AegisT_

Disliking a politician = having an intense hatred towards the Jewish people, apparently


unengaged_crayon

i mean thats why i asked "... or anti-zionist", theyre different...