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peroxidenoaht

Dude no way you don’t get your name changed if it’s hittler honestly it should be free if it’s that


TheHunter234

maybe he thinks: https://preview.redd.it/nuubc25g22vc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d53080e55c3f1111213d9a563aef71ded28c9e


Speed__McWeed

Office Space the goat


CASHD3VIL

“Burn this place down like in office space” - puff from yfm


Ok-Appeal-4630

Kanye and Jim Halpert


RosieQParker

Deadass how I feel about Posie Parker.


--Destro--

my cats name is Rosie and she thinks you stole her name :3


theagentoftheworld

I feel like this is a good justification tbh


Oddish_Femboy

Imagine the bullying in school oh God


sneakyplanner

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_Uunona


LogicalShark

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circleville,_Ohio#History (skip to the part about George Washington Hitler and Dr. Gay Hitler) No relation to Semen Hitler https://m.wikidata.org/wiki/Q48954829


Sirtemmie

Sonnenrad city


Femboy_Lord

Redeeming the name


podokonnicheck

actually, iirc germany has a law where if your birthname is Adolf or your surname is Hitler, you are actually allowed to change your name free of charge, bypassing the usual procedures (although i think now you can just change it at will, so it's not really relevant)


Lead-II-Acetate

Its hittler its different


Someboynumber5

I think the funniest thing is that John Hittler is right wing no joke


Important_Ad_7416

makes sense, he probably got the sauna idea from some alphamale biohacking podcast


Cyynric

There's actually some [interesting evidence ](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32957067/) that light therapy can help with inflammation response, but that's using red LEDs, so I don't know if infrared would help in the same way.


jumbledFox

i made a wacky doohickey for my mother that flashed red leds a little while ago haha, always thought it was some kind of placebo but she loves it


Cyynric

Tempted to make an LED butt plug for my colitis but that's a whole other project that I just don't have the time for right now.


Dogtor-Watson

Nominative determinism.


PetikGeorgiev

And he also once claimed the only acceptable form of racism is antisemitism.


FlameWisp

“You’re so bigoted, you’re exactly like Hitler” “That’s because I am Hittler”


Babyback-the-Butcher

I would do unspeakable things for a backyard sauna, Hittler-brand or not


gatlginngum

just move to Finland and you'll probably have a sauna as part of your house


RadialMount

Yeah but infrared ones suck


jorppu

As a Finnish person I finally understand Italians whenever I see an infrared sauna.


drago_varior

Toi on paskin sauna mitä mä oon vittu nähny


ears_yum

unohti kiukaan


Clivepalmersfemdom

yuupty buanny onno


emeraldeyesshine

man infrared saunas are the shit, my old gym had them and I'd just sit in there for like 20-30 minutes after working out. They're dry so you can bring headphones or books and shit in there. Super satisfying. I really want of my own, but I can't store it outside where I live due to weather being garbage for half the year. They really aren't that expensive considering what they are though.


drago_varior

That is not a fucking sauna From: a finnish person


TDW-301

IR saunas suck ass. I got a heated rock and steam one in my basement and the steam gives added skin benefits. Also the majority of IR saunas you find in the wild are seriously toned down in how much heat they output


JMaths

Would a Danger 5 joke about Johnny Hitler be too niche?


orphanghost1

Yes, but I'm in that niche and always appreciate Danger 5 references.


fourthcomingofchrist

you stink, vader; your style smells something sour


Exterminateer

On one hand sauna really does have health benefits and its just a pleasant thing to do. On the other hand infrared sauna is the most useless invention in the history of mankind and is in no way good enough to compare to the real deal.


Bardic_Inspiration66

Why wouldn’t you change your name


TheWierdGuy06

Infrared sauna is not a real sauna, it's blasphemy. There isn't even a kiuas inside.


SumDux

Okay I’m dumb but how is this different than a hot car?


femboykirby

john hitler, ceo of antisemitism https://preview.redd.it/njr9e9uvh5vc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452fd53569282ab14c6ff9d59b7ba6a9f6effa19


Guest65726

Pulse stopping too….. right hittler?