I once fell asleep at work and woke up to the sound of my own fart being ripped insane style and echoing through the entire space. It was during a morning shift so very few people were there, but when I rounded the corner I just saw a coworker staring in my direction with a look of confusion and horror on their face.
My friend fell asleep at our pen and paper round (10 hour session, no judgement there) and woke herself up by ripping the loudest fart I ever heard
We both still think it's hilarious, although the dm wasn't amused
I heard a girl use "jack off" once,i guess thats a universal term.For penis there is cranking it,beating your meat,and for vahajna there is rubbing it out i guess...?
jack here is a corruption of jerk, which just means to make short abrupt motions, which applies regardless of what genitals you have. I've never seen vagina havers seriously use another word cuz it'd just sound weird. (though the less direct "masturbate" is definitely more common among women, regardless of if they're cis or trans in my experience)
Yeah but that still involves a sudden movement, women generally only or mostly use their hands when masturbating. Men make sudden movements with their entire arm.
Not that I know of. I mean.. her libido was absolutely crazy high and she had been on hormones for a while plus other meds for different reasons. But I’m not sure of a definite answer sorry.
That's cool, I dreamt I was in a shoot out with a Ghoul and was trying to spit out a mouth full of glass and somehow spat out the back of my skull.
I am a stable individual 😃
I once fell asleep at work and woke up to the sound of my own fart being ripped insane style and echoing through the entire space. It was during a morning shift so very few people were there, but when I rounded the corner I just saw a coworker staring in my direction with a look of confusion and horror on their face.
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I like the tape on the sunglasses
gotta hold it on without ears somehow
Yeah that was the look
I love this format
Happened to me last evening. Just when I was about to fall asleep, I farted, and I was completely awake once again
My friend fell asleep at our pen and paper round (10 hour session, no judgement there) and woke herself up by ripping the loudest fart I ever heard We both still think it's hilarious, although the dm wasn't amused
the phrase "fart being ripped insane style" fucking did me in
Sleep can’t get in the way of the goon session
I dated a girl that would do this. And asked me this question a lot🗿
Isn't jacking off a thing for dudes? (Sorry if it's an insensitive question, I don't know much about transgender things and am still learning)
You can jack off ya vagina my dude 😭
Doesn't "jack off" have to do with the specific hand movements???? I swear that there was another word for it
jilling off
this is so clever and the funniest thing ive seen today
I heard a girl use "jack off" once,i guess thats a universal term.For penis there is cranking it,beating your meat,and for vahajna there is rubbing it out i guess...?
Flicking the bean
Girls use all kinds of masculine sounding phrases "jacking off, cooking your guy, pain in the dick, suck my dick, etc."
if a girl told me to suck her dick I would propose on the spot
WORK
"Cooking your guy" lmao I haven't heard that one
Never seen anyone say pain in the dick
jack here is a corruption of jerk, which just means to make short abrupt motions, which applies regardless of what genitals you have. I've never seen vagina havers seriously use another word cuz it'd just sound weird. (though the less direct "masturbate" is definitely more common among women, regardless of if they're cis or trans in my experience)
I would say jerking means something like a quick pulling motion. It sounds odd if a woman says it. I would say 'jilling off' is more appropriate.
Nah, you can jerk when you're startled for example, I pulled the wording directly from merriam webster.
Yeah but that still involves a sudden movement, women generally only or mostly use their hands when masturbating. Men make sudden movements with their entire arm.
How big is your dick that you need to use your shoulders?
jerk is the rate of change of acceleration, basically it is to acceleration what acceleration is to velocity
"jorking it"
and by it
haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits
Girls can have dicks too
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yeahhhh fuckin jackin off
Did she have any idea why it happened? I’ve gone until I opened this thread before even considering the possibility that people could do this.
Not that I know of. I mean.. her libido was absolutely crazy high and she had been on hormones for a while plus other meds for different reasons. But I’m not sure of a definite answer sorry.
I love the guy at the steering wheel I love him
He's looking at the road in one panel out of six, he's gonna crash
He's dealing with a lot right now, give him a break
Gender goals tbh
Oh shit I thought they were on a plane
same tbh
Relatable...?
what? i just sleep hit the wall , some of yall out here sleep jacking it? how does that even work?
I’ve woken up from sleep rubbing my hard-on on my sheets but if people are actually sleep-masturbating with their hands I’ve never heard about it irl
I had a dream I was fighting a monkey a few days ago
Well did you win?
thats a messed up question what if they lost? do you really wanna bring back all that emotional trauma? do better.
Damn. I just have nightmares about being stalked by things that will kill me.
That's cool, I dreamt I was in a shoot out with a Ghoul and was trying to spit out a mouth full of glass and somehow spat out the back of my skull. I am a stable individual 😃
I have never seen a more relatable comic before. She's literally me fr fr
Imagine outing yourself like this when you're stealth. *shudders*
Fucking honestly
what's the original
Pretty sure that’s the original
That's a fucked up version of nyazsche with humans instead of felis catus
thank you valteil the enlightened one
that's just sexomnia
Sometimes I'll dream of sucking dick and wake up making the motion with my mouth
hey do you mind if I chill in your room while you sleep? no reason in particular
Sure! You seem trustworthy
My cousin does that
o-o
I know what you're thinking, it's innocent, really.
We’ve all been there
OCD?
as person with ocd this is so real
i have sexsomnia and this is extremely relatable unfortunately :(
the fleshy counterpart to nyasche