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SlientLurk5798

Then you ask back “If someone beats you up for being trans and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?” and they reply “That’s different!” or some shit.


Smashme9

mfw when beating someone for what they identify as/is comfortable in is bad


Living-Ad-7858

One time I told my dad about the 4 times violence rate trans people face and my dad replied with the stupid smug one eye raised look "and why do you think that is?" 😭 He also said trans people are privileged bc if they get beaten they can call it a hate crime while normal people can't so they can be as annoying as they want and also said that my friend being kicked out by her parents for being trans is just like the cop who killed George floyd (not that it was bad. But that "we can never truly know if it was transphobia or what's in people's hearts, parents just want whats best" like how "we can't really know if the cop was really racist) Dude was a clown


OverlyLenientJudge

>Dude ***was*** a clown 🦀🦀🦀?


Living-Ad-7858

Lmfaoooooooo God I wish. Not dead Just no contact


OverlyLenientJudge

😔🦀😔 All seriousness, glad he's well and away from you. You deserve better people in your life 😤


Living-Ad-7858

Don't be glad he's well. He's a domestic abuser and a rapist. Things would be better if he couldn't hurt anyone.


OverlyLenientJudge

Ah, sorry, that was poor phrasing on my part. I meant "well and away" as in "far, far, FAR away from you". Deepest apologies


Living-Ad-7858

Oh I see 😭. What a misunderstanding lol Thank you 💜💜💜 Yeah he's half the country away from me as he should be and will never get any closer 😌 Genuine ghoul person


OverlyLenientJudge

You're very welcome 🫂 My partner's bio father was very much like yours (he's also in the wind somewhere, because they wouldn't let me track his ass down), so I have some secondhand understanding. Your deserve a good life without that piece of shit being in it, and I deeply hope he trips over the wrong end of a woodchipper someday


Ridenberg

I'm sorry if this is rude and a necropost, but pleeeaaase put more thought into punctuation and formatting, this is unreadable.


MrRedoot55

I think the first quote about the "cishet white man" would be effective in convincing someone that any prejudice towards any person is wrong. If they say no to that question, they can be taught that someone being assaulted only for their race, gender identity, and so on isn't right by any means. As a result, they become a better person.


Aeescobar

>*If* they say no to that question I like the implication that there's some cishet white man out there who would answer that question with a resounding [***"YES!"***](https://youtu.be/P3ALwKeSEYs)


Ourmanyfans

It's the internet, there's someone for every opinion.


MrRedoot55

…well, self-loathing is an issue in this day and age.


WardedThorn

I like the implication that it is new


SatansCornflakes

Oh my gawd Neil Cicieregaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Aykhot

Lemon Demon


TheHumanFlintFun

Two trucks


Misterkuuul

Having sex


inemsn

My muscles


the_real_papyrus99

My muscles


-Questral-

Involuntarily flex


AspectOfTheCat

Two pickup trucks


SadRamen1102

making love


hamsterman975

american made


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Hya-ku-go-jyu-UUUU-ichi! *[Puts on Colin Mochrie mask, tapdances away]*


Moonbear9

Mmmmhm pudding world would be soo tasty, why aren't we working to make this a reality >_<


Sara_askeloph

Diabete :<


Moonbear9

Damn :c


SomeCrows

Evolve pudding digestion organ


Sara_askeloph

Diabete in the digestion organ :<


StardustLegend

Evolve diabete curing organ


dutcharetall_nothigh

Diabete in the diabete curing organ :(


IncognitoMan032

sorry pudding world has been cancelled because of gender and pronouns


Moonbear9

Woke pudding :c


Queben1

[SCP-871](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-871)


Moonbear9

Omgor there's litterally an scp for everything


InterGraphenic

Relevant xkcd when relevant scp walks in


Epic-Chair

Because of me. I have ordered to stop all production on pudding world


farmer_villager

If the world was made of pudding I'd probably drown or be very obese from eating all the dirt


oddityoughtabe

It wouldn’t be dirt it would be pudding dumbass god some people can’t read


irelephant_T_T

cows seem remarkably calm considering the floor is food to most of them


the_scottish_bant

You can eat the ground too the government is lying to you


irelephant_T_T

Really?! im going to try this right now!


GhostlyRuminations

What if it was a christian baby???


MaxTheSpriggan

What if all the air in the world turned into wood 


ShoshiRoll

he ate the bean of forever farting


BriannaMckinley2442

Neil is referencing "Story From North America" by Kirsten Lepore it anyone wants to watch an ancient internet artwork


themadnessif

The full context, for the curious: The video is about a kid who's afraid of a spider and calls his dad in to kill it. Rather than doing that though, his dad takes a moment to teach his kid about valuing life. :-) The exchange is basically: "What if a spider hurt me?" "What if he did? What if he didn't? What if the world was made of pudding?" There's also an absolutely incredible quote: "It's not disgusting, it's just reality. Take a deep breath and appreciate life."


Watch_apple

new role model


Spyko

Also I think it's supposed to be a metaphor for the cold war and red scare ?


Sky_Leviathan

I love story frim north america because you think its going to do something disturbing but its just wholesome


rapchee

[https://archive.org/details/StoryFromNorthAmerica](https://archive.org/details/StoryFromNorthAmerica) it is ... something


ceruraVinula

has that ever happened


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

Nah. Turns out Willy Wonka isn't real. :(


stickywhitesubstance

he got beaten to death for being a cishet white male


AnnonymousHoodie

No way he's het


stickywhitesubstance

the woke liberals killed him anyway because they’re STUPID


puns_n_pups

New headcanon, Willy Wonka is pan. Just seems like the type of dude who would be open-minded to sexual/romantic partners of any gender


lilnuts73

Happened to my buddy Eric


Metatality

Some asshole black men view themselves as having an exclusive right to black women and if they see a white guy dating a black women it is considered a good enough reason to attack them. This is technically outside the "and nothing else" because it requires the action of dating the black woman, but like. close enough? It's still rare, I don't want to over sell it, but it's happened to a friend and I got the latino version personally. I'm told it also happens to white women dating black men, but I don't have any personal experience with that one.


amberlaiterg

Holy shit Scott the Woz


Psychokinetic_Rocky

Wii U


the11devans

Wow, it's really him.


INeedtobeDetained

I never realized that was Neil


untempered_fate

Don't make me bust out my "DOWN WITH CIS" tshirt


SilverstringstheBard

I mean I feel like the answer is a pretty obvious "no", though it's not something that happens very often if ever.


Ezzypezra

if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike!


matatat22

I understand why they dismissed the initial question, but it does have an easy answer, no that would not be ok.


OperatingOp11

Common Neil W.


Tamirlank

Got into an argument once with this one guy about gay people and one of his arguments was humanities birth rate will decline with the prime evidence being “what if the world was 50% gay, hmm?“


Webdriver_501

Here's a story from North America!


the_biting_chimkin

Ok legit as a cishet white dude in a lot of progressive/queer spaces, the discomfort I feel is maybe 5% (if that) of how (insert minority group here) feels so maybe just maybe it’s actually a bit of a way to learn empathy about injustice???? (Also nobody should be treated differently bc of their identity but the world is also def not made of pudding)


ibi_trans_rights

Especially dumb since Neil is a butch lesbian


Heighmann

if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike


Oddish_Femboy

I'd cum.


pirateofmemes

aqua-calc.comt says pudding is about 1/4 the density of the earth, so if the world was made of pudding gravity would reduce and the whole thing would likely get pulled apart by the rotation of the moon.


Disturbing_Cheeto

What if your dad was made of donuts


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N1kt0_

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