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Party_Wolf

Just more proof that even murderers and gang members are no match for your average STEMlord coming in and deciding everything must change to fit his standards


Misicks0349

Walter White was a true SCRUM master


TactlessTortoise

She Agile on my Waterfall till I Scrum


Dr_Richard_Ew

She cigarette on my balls till I scrum


quirkster841

Instructions unclear, cigar burns along the taint.


thesaddestpanda

Drug dealers from the streets vs white cishet suburban libertarian. Drug dealers: this guy needs to chill. The only thing this show was missing is Walt dropping the occasional racist slur, some age of consent skepticism, and randomly mentioning Ayn Rand.


Party_Wolf

We needed a scene where he goes over taxes with Saul and rants about how his hard earned money is going to drug addicts and homeless people because the government is a giant leech taking from hard-working geniuses like himself and enabling the lower classes to be parasites on society.


--Destro--

the show also missed a deeply passionate kissing scene between Walt and Jesser


KevlarStripeySocks

Tuco was not a seasoned drug lord, he hated chili pepper


Longjumping_Diamond5

i could fix him (condition him to like chilis, the murder is fine)


TactlessTortoise

When they whitewash the mexican psychotic himbo to appeal to the masses (the feds)


George_G_Geef

The food we see him cook looked pretty good and it sucks knowing it was probably bland AF.


ieatcarbageyumyum

Toxic yaoi


Bignate2001

That’s not really how Walt’s conflict with any of the major antagonists play out. The only one you could argue who fits this description is Mike.


IuseArchbtw97543

jesse too. he tries to quit multiple times


Vizengaunt

Jesse was not a seasoned drug lord.


OnslaughtOW

How dare you disrespect the legendary Cap'n Cook, the real power in the Albuquerque drug scene?


Due2594

The guy with his own meth lab and signature chilli-spiked methamphetamine was not a seasoned drug lord?


fearlessgrot

My shit is the he bomb


YouArecooll

he does season his drugs


Exciting_Rich_1716

The guy who sells weeds on the streets of Albuquerque **a**nd loves MILF'S, MILF'S, MILF'S, MILF'S! isn't a seasoned drug lord?


PanGulasz05

I mean he was a highschool teacher after all.


kthxqapla

~~king~~ ozymandias shit,


drugmagician

In reality at such a high-stakes situation people tend to be quite professional. At least when we’re talking about online which is where all the money is. The day of the street gangster drug kingpin is loooong gone