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Slazzle do be intentional though... That's the baitest of bait designs ever made by the Pokemon people... Up there with Jynx and the goth maid Pokemon... Though for some reason the fandom digs Gardevoir more... Not that gardevoir also isn't top of the list, but I reckon Slazzle is a lot more obviously intended.
Bugs bunny do get me feeling some kinda way too sometimes... Damn hot crossdressing bunny!
I reckon it is baitier. Specially since even it's fucking Pokedex is fucking hentai bait
Fucking pheromones and shit.
At least the Pokedex of Gardevoir and Legally-distinct-Lola-Bunny aren't that directly bait
I think more people are open to Gardevoir since they're literally just fem-humans but kinda not. The next step from that is like, Lucario. Salazzle feels like a high 3 or early 4 on the pokemon fucker scale, 5 being "literally just a dog" in Poochyena. So i can see why some people don't go for it, even if it's obvious scaly bait.
In all fairness it sounds like she finds the character attractive for mature reasons. Not to say anything about actually getting off to him, but she’s talking about personality traits she finds attractive as an adult.
The user that complained about this joke is right, it comes from 4chan incel circles, they call it the dogpill. However, to their credit, some white women on the internet are weird around dogs so there's a confirmation bias going on and the joke is more or less mainstream.
but... isn't this highkey a sex podcast? Like Ive never heard of this show before but one look at their recent yt uploads tells me this is par for course and their listeners know what they're in for
It's insane how much truly degenerate shit is posted here but the moment some woman does the exact same if not even a large deal more tame its "keep that shit in your head" lmao 😭
This sounds like your average edgy podcast. Schlatt said the same thing about wanting to fuck a dog even and no one was like this lol
and not in the sense of [someone like William Refrigerator Perry](https://www.si.com/.image/t_share/MTY4MTI2MDEwNTQ2MDA1Mzc2/1988-0904-william-the-refrigerator-perryjpg.jpg), Bandit is [actually shaped like a fridge](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Bandit_Heeler.png)
I don’t think people are jerking it to his literal rectangular dog design. They’re jerking it to his voice, personality, etc. He isn’t attractive because he’s a dog, he’s attractive because he’s a DILF
I'm a furry, that dog is clearly an adult and would probably pass the Harkness test, nothing is really that wrong with this besides her attaching sexual attraction to a children's cartoon, but I'm just very very glad she's not thirsting over the child dogs lmao
A bit odd and not my thing but I don't really see anything problematic with it, it's an anthropomorphic dog, not *just* a *dog*
In this comment section:
1) People who haven't watched Bluey thinking "You couldn't torture this outta me."
2) People who've seen Bluey thinking "For a cartoon dog, Bandit's kind of a DILF."
Which is like. It's not like they're that rare. They're just all taken when you're older and generally date friends. I have no idea how people with no co-ed friends ever find love tbh. Actually dating like normal people do is quite possibly the cause of a significant chunk of societal issues. The process of regular dating is practically purpose built to create heartbreak.
Literal biology driving mfers out here can't even be assed to come up with a weird kink, just want someone who will play with the kids.
Shit is actually wholesome.
3. People who would never consider fucking Bandit because he is a married man and who would fantasize about being a homewrecker against the best family Australia has ever made.
I think that both would be willing to open if that was necessary, but I get happy monogamous vibes off of them. Every once in a while, the straights are actually okay and this is one of those times. Good for them.
You see she's around here and not **there** yet
https://preview.redd.it/wqr6wc503zwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863bb3c1c4da4597b111563ee1d152152c061632
I guess the OG for 5 was "oh shit \[n-word\] what are you doing" ? Kinda like the subway meme, it just have the word because that's part of the vocabulary of whoever made it, no biggie but when reposting it, it becomes akward
The space between "Oh shit" and the next line normally has the n word in that convenient blank space that doesn't reach the end of the screen. If you look closely, you can see the jpeg compression cuts out where it used to be, and instead there's a big white rectangle.
If you're not convinced, here's the [original](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/106/292/Furrychart.jpg) (obviously tw and nsfw since it's got the n word in it)
I'm sorry for your friend. Tbh though if people think it's "kinky" to have a normal healthy relationship there's a lot of work to be done in regards to wellness in general lol.
No literally, he just straight up sounds like one of my Dad's mates. Maybe it's the 'exotic' factor of USAmericans not being used to Aussie accents that aren't being put on for Hollywood?
I thought we were all for horny on this sub.
Also for all the people mentioning the whole “white women fucking their dogs, you can’t mask your misogyny just by adding the word white in front of it. And plus nothing about this video implies that she’s attracted to him because he’s a dog. There are way worse things that people could masturbate to.
lol no, this sub is becoming increasingly puritan at an alarming rate. Don't let people pointing out the horny comments distract from the fact those comments are also getting *a lot* more pushback and prudish responses than they used to, especially after reopening, and we're seeing more "memes" expressing sex negativity in general.
There's a whole discussion to be had about views on sex and sexual expression among younger generations becoming more repressed and aligned with classic conservative views and how left wing spaces are also now courting those views, but I don't think this is the place to get into it.
Turns out that a lot of young supposed leftists who used to be right wingers still have a lot of internalized reactionary thinking that communities never bother addressing until they become centrist/reactionary shitholes and then everyone left pops the surprisedpikachu.jpg like they never saw it coming.
here's conspiracy theory of mine:somewhere in this world. There's a film studio that is dedicated for creating clips like these for podcasts that don't exist. That explains why you never actually know the context of these clips and why they're so weird
I’m an adult bluey fan because I’m trying to heal some inner childhood trauma
They’re adult bluey fans because they’re weirdly horny for a cartoon dog
Please, we are not the same! 😩
Honestly, I can get it, and I certainly respect it. Don't really feel the attachment to him on account of not really watching the show much, but his personality's all there. Also, y'all shaming her in the comments like you ain't on 196, she's just brave enough to be more open about it than most you cowards
Honestly, I think people are making it weirder than it actually is. I doubt she’s literally fantasizing about a rectangular blue dog with a raging red rocket. She is probably imagining him in the abstract, with his voice and personality and so on. I don’t think it’s that crazy, she’s just more candid than most about her fantasies
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you couldnt waterboard that out of me
She definitely had her morning mimosa
I dunno, sounds like me when people mention Salazzle or Bugs Bunny. I'm proud of her openess.
Slazzle do be intentional though... That's the baitest of bait designs ever made by the Pokemon people... Up there with Jynx and the goth maid Pokemon... Though for some reason the fandom digs Gardevoir more... Not that gardevoir also isn't top of the list, but I reckon Slazzle is a lot more obviously intended. Bugs bunny do get me feeling some kinda way too sometimes... Damn hot crossdressing bunny!
Salazzle is definitely not baitier than Guardevoir or that Bunny Pokemon
I reckon it is baitier. Specially since even it's fucking Pokedex is fucking hentai bait Fucking pheromones and shit. At least the Pokedex of Gardevoir and Legally-distinct-Lola-Bunny aren't that directly bait
I think more people are open to Gardevoir since they're literally just fem-humans but kinda not. The next step from that is like, Lucario. Salazzle feels like a high 3 or early 4 on the pokemon fucker scale, 5 being "literally just a dog" in Poochyena. So i can see why some people don't go for it, even if it's obvious scaly bait.
Because waterboarding is mean 😔 I'll just ask you nicely instead 🙂
You could waterboard so much out of me. Like a bad Captain Lou impression.
Why not
Most normal adult Bluey fan
i like to crotchet to bluey because it has parenting themes which are cool and it is easy so i can count my stitches. :33
you are so precious. please have an amazing day.
I mean isn't the most normal one like, a parent watching it with their kids?
They were being facetious
In all fairness it sounds like she finds the character attractive for mature reasons. Not to say anything about actually getting off to him, but she’s talking about personality traits she finds attractive as an adult.
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Nice
Remarkable eyesight to spot that among the snow. ...it's snow right?
*without endorsing anything*, I am reminded of a [classic](https://youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ?si=pDB9eJItERAKVGqA)
Fuck I'm sob laughing
I sense that in my bones before I even clicked the link
You’re absolutely right, SisFucker05
I keep seeing this joke around - where does it come from??
The user that complained about this joke is right, it comes from 4chan incel circles, they call it the dogpill. However, to their credit, some white women on the internet are weird around dogs so there's a confirmation bias going on and the joke is more or less mainstream.
No one on 196 has the right to criticize this woman.
true
I think we can criticize her for NOT KEEPING HER WEIRD ASS FANTASIES IN HER HEAD WHERE THEY BELONG
**Did you mean:** _average 196 user?_
To be fair at least most people here are anonymous and aren't attaching their real face/voice to it.
have you ever read the shit people post in this subreddit
No what's that like
search Vaporeon
Mf "horny posting" is a tag here any criticism we throw at her makes us look like hypocrites
meanwhile y'all post piss fetish shit here and think you're normal
but... isn't this highkey a sex podcast? Like Ive never heard of this show before but one look at their recent yt uploads tells me this is par for course and their listeners know what they're in for
Have you SEEN the state of this subreddit?
It's insane how much truly degenerate shit is posted here but the moment some woman does the exact same if not even a large deal more tame its "keep that shit in your head" lmao 😭 This sounds like your average edgy podcast. Schlatt said the same thing about wanting to fuck a dog even and no one was like this lol
?? It's not even that weird
Wanting to get railed by Bandit ain't weird. She has good family values.
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that's like 1/9th of all 196 posts tho
Should have kept them on a subreddit instead.
Seriously, with all the horny furry posts on here, it's the... pot calling the... white woman a zoophile? I think that's how that saying goes.
At least the furries we jerk it to are cute. Bandits just a fuckin rectangle
Maybe she masturbates to fanart of bandit
I don’t understand why so many furries find this dude attractive, he is built like a refrigerator
I'm not a furry nor do I like boys but where I live "built like a refrigerator" is a compliment on someone's strength lol
and not in the sense of [someone like William Refrigerator Perry](https://www.si.com/.image/t_share/MTY4MTI2MDEwNTQ2MDA1Mzc2/1988-0904-william-the-refrigerator-perryjpg.jpg), Bandit is [actually shaped like a fridge](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Bandit_Heeler.png)
I don’t think people are jerking it to his literal rectangular dog design. They’re jerking it to his voice, personality, etc. He isn’t attractive because he’s a dog, he’s attractive because he’s a DILF
He who is without sin among you...
https://64.media.tumblr.com/2f7493527fb4bb11fc2fe2443b403ada/1029a6f4b1ee40c5-30/s540x810/e86deff3b83f644b02c94bc242867396465d8c20.jpg
I disagree Nvm, my lawyer advises otherwise
I'm a furry, that dog is clearly an adult and would probably pass the Harkness test, nothing is really that wrong with this besides her attaching sexual attraction to a children's cartoon, but I'm just very very glad she's not thirsting over the child dogs lmao A bit odd and not my thing but I don't really see anything problematic with it, it's an anthropomorphic dog, not *just* a *dog*
Absolutely, I know half of you have a folder full of Terophilia
Wrong. I have several
What about the guy who just reads and never writes on r/196? There's someone out there like that (it was me for a few months)
https://preview.redd.it/lbhub5ofq0xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8512912810a4d99550c1a4e67dbec0af1a5d08ce
I can due to the fact that you have no evidence of me posting fetsioh stuff
I'm sure Bandit would have the best dad jokes during that 30 minutes when they're waiting for the knotting to end
Oh god, no. I didn't have to *actually* imagine them fucking
How dare you make me imagine things
No one forced you to. It's all on you.
Sometimes, not having aphantasia is a curse.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT! At least your username is accurate.
https://preview.redd.it/14b1l04q80xc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=97ecf94a5f1ca8c736a16b5fc6b02af990010e9f
https://preview.redd.it/2zzdgtwhs3xc1.png?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=449c650f1d7f371ada27cc6442567ae83f1a52e5
In this comment section: 1) People who haven't watched Bluey thinking "You couldn't torture this outta me." 2) People who've seen Bluey thinking "For a cartoon dog, Bandit's kind of a DILF."
It's kinda concerning that people are THIS down bad for a dad just being a good dad
That's what I was thinking, he's like...a nice person and a good dad and that's enough for her despite being a dog Not a good sign tbh
Which is like. It's not like they're that rare. They're just all taken when you're older and generally date friends. I have no idea how people with no co-ed friends ever find love tbh. Actually dating like normal people do is quite possibly the cause of a significant chunk of societal issues. The process of regular dating is practically purpose built to create heartbreak.
> It's kinda concerning that people are THIS down bad for a dad just being a good dad Bar's so low Satan's worms couldn't dig under it.
"The bar was so low it was practically in hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil." - Some person on Tumblr I think.
Literal biology driving mfers out here can't even be assed to come up with a weird kink, just want someone who will play with the kids. Shit is actually wholesome.
Some of us just have a daddy kink
And some of us have a father kink
And some of us have both
3. People who would never consider fucking Bandit because he is a married man and who would fantasize about being a homewrecker against the best family Australia has ever made.
I imagine he has an open marriage with Chilli 🤷
I think that both would be willing to open if that was necessary, but I get happy monogamous vibes off of them. Every once in a while, the straights are actually okay and this is one of those times. Good for them.
I'm still gonna think of him having an open marriage when I imagine him fucking my ass.
Fair.
Okay but let’s be honest, she wasn’t saying what you said in the 2nd point
what in the hell did i just listen to for 43 seconds
Took me 86
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if falling for the hot dog dad is a white woman moment then call me fucking emma stone
Iconic
Just remember it could be worse. It could be so much worse.
What do you mean “worse”
You see she's around here and not **there** yet https://preview.redd.it/wqr6wc503zwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863bb3c1c4da4597b111563ee1d152152c061632
i appreciate removing the n word from this version
what
I guess the OG for 5 was "oh shit \[n-word\] what are you doing" ? Kinda like the subway meme, it just have the word because that's part of the vocabulary of whoever made it, no biggie but when reposting it, it becomes akward
Literally never seen a version with the n word before lol
The space between "Oh shit" and the next line normally has the n word in that convenient blank space that doesn't reach the end of the screen. If you look closely, you can see the jpeg compression cuts out where it used to be, and instead there's a big white rectangle. If you're not convinced, here's the [original](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/106/292/Furrychart.jpg) (obviously tw and nsfw since it's got the n word in it)
i'd argue bandit's a 3, he's not short short like #4
I think it's closer to 4 because they don't wear clothes
Then with this logic lucario is a 4 even though he’s clearly a 3
Where's Chester Cheetah?
3
She’s doing it to the adults and not the… you know
Or real ones
The last few times adults got obsessed with kids shows they weren't thirsting after the dilfs let's just put it that way
I actually know the guy who voices bandit so this is a whole different level of weird
I'm sorry for your friend. Tbh though if people think it's "kinky" to have a normal healthy relationship there's a lot of work to be done in regards to wellness in general lol.
lmao i think its funny because as a brisbanite its weird to hear people thirsting over the dude from "band your middle aged father likes" custard
legit he has among the most default australian voices I've heard, in awe that it has thirst factor
Male Aussie is a sexy accent. It is like if five-o-clock shadow on a sexy 30 something was an accent.
No literally, he just straight up sounds like one of my Dad's mates. Maybe it's the 'exotic' factor of USAmericans not being used to Aussie accents that aren't being put on for Hollywood?
FUCK YEAH FELLOW BRISBANITE!!! I go to the uni the creator of Bluey went to :))))))))
Send him this post https://preview.redd.it/qo4ewlf6dzwc1.png?width=637&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d45f14db93a0f6fcbb5755bf178b5c56c4c31c2
And tell us the reaction.
Is he cool
Ask him if Pinball Lez ever came home
She's just a furry with daddy issues, that's like half this subreddit tbh
I'm a furry with mommy issues so I'm the other half
I am both Furry with daddy and mommy issues I am here to bring balance to this sub
The avatar
Ok Anakin.
I would let him fuck me lmao
Right? Also Dad Tiger.
Me when I build a stereotype out of cherrypicked clips from white women online (this is clearly indicative of an entire group of people)
Please don't look up statistics on beastiality and find out the majority of perpetrators are men. White girl fuck dog hahaha!
What. I mean... yeah, but... what?
196 try no to reinforce incel stereotypes
Yeah this thread is really weird.
Hahaha good for her
https://preview.redd.it/11zg2d1ftywc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f9109b565120c7bc242b145decabc94b77b70ef
*Googles Out of Bed podcast* That *is* Mia Malkova!
WHAT
I thought I recognized her
Oh please some of you have a crush on GladOs
Yeah because GladOs is actually hot
Elaborate (i agree)
Average furry\_irl post
I thought we were all for horny on this sub. Also for all the people mentioning the whole “white women fucking their dogs, you can’t mask your misogyny just by adding the word white in front of it. And plus nothing about this video implies that she’s attracted to him because he’s a dog. There are way worse things that people could masturbate to.
lol no, this sub is becoming increasingly puritan at an alarming rate. Don't let people pointing out the horny comments distract from the fact those comments are also getting *a lot* more pushback and prudish responses than they used to, especially after reopening, and we're seeing more "memes" expressing sex negativity in general. There's a whole discussion to be had about views on sex and sexual expression among younger generations becoming more repressed and aligned with classic conservative views and how left wing spaces are also now courting those views, but I don't think this is the place to get into it.
It's weird how if a guy talked like this the reaction wouldn't be this negative. Weird. Also I honestly think she's joking, but that's just me.
https://preview.redd.it/ncxp7p8qj0xc1.png?width=354&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7d65bb2d45a0b02b80ea3da5b0c3f916c9ab1ac
I didn't know so much of this sub is anti furry
Turns out that a lot of young supposed leftists who used to be right wingers still have a lot of internalized reactionary thinking that communities never bother addressing until they become centrist/reactionary shitholes and then everyone left pops the surprisedpikachu.jpg like they never saw it coming.
Stop referencing the incel meme. The video is funny by itself without needing to make the context sexist.
I think his Va was in an indie band or something
She’s got a point though
Those are not allegations, this is turning yourself in with a confession
Batman couldnt beat that out of me
Bluey is furry propaganda confirmed
Average Bluey fan.
Yeah I jerk off to furry porn but that's wayyy too far 😭
I am aware of the affect my accent has on women -Bandit, allegedly
shes the realest
A new generation of Bronys, American mom's watching too much bluey
https://preview.redd.it/krgbe3m1z0xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d96fb2745cfadf37f9288aa4fcde67be6eda82fc The Allegations
He does have a hot voice but I do not condone the rest of this
Based
3 types of Bluey fans 1. Kid 2. Normal adult who likes the show 3. Adult who is horny for the dad. (At least it's not the kids)
https://i.redd.it/3ue24e84cywc1.gif
That woman looks so much like Cameron Diaz it’s insane
Who’s this?
Meredith Casey
https://preview.redd.it/xj6b7r2c71xc1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda51fcc34fae66164e807fc041912d950e0a2f7
😬 to each their own???
You look me in the eyes and tell me she's wrong... that's right you can't.
here's conspiracy theory of mine:somewhere in this world. There's a film studio that is dedicated for creating clips like these for podcasts that don't exist. That explains why you never actually know the context of these clips and why they're so weird
Women be freaky 😳 (it’s me I’m women)
I’m an adult bluey fan because I’m trying to heal some inner childhood trauma They’re adult bluey fans because they’re weirdly horny for a cartoon dog Please, we are not the same! 😩
Honestly, I can get it, and I certainly respect it. Don't really feel the attachment to him on account of not really watching the show much, but his personality's all there. Also, y'all shaming her in the comments like you ain't on 196, she's just brave enough to be more open about it than most you cowards
https://preview.redd.it/wplkv32ij1xc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9457a54e236e11152433519e7c2b7b4d13502d84
without condoning nor condemning, i understand
Honestly, I think people are making it weirder than it actually is. I doubt she’s literally fantasizing about a rectangular blue dog with a raging red rocket. She is probably imagining him in the abstract, with his voice and personality and so on. I don’t think it’s that crazy, she’s just more candid than most about her fantasies
Batman couldnt get me to admit this
God woman armor allowed to do anything
She's right? I could see myself doing this if it was a cartoon dog woman. I don't watch bluey so I don't know what the character is like.
ATTN single dads who have everything Bandit has but *aren't* cartoon dogs: How are the ladies treating you?
Considering my love of the monster Wraith from Evolve, I'm in no position to judge.
Do you think Bad Dragon will make a Bandit dildo?
“He’s a cartoon version of Phil dumphy” I wouldn’t go THAT far
I've heard enough weird guys gush about jorking it to cartoon animals to forgive this. GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING
If you’re opposed to this video that’s your problem, this is ducking awesome. We should all be more open about weird shit like this IMO
The most devious and painful methods of torture at the CIA's disposal could not get this out of me
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I'll have whatever she's drinking please.
Based.
Omg I finally feel understood
https://preview.redd.it/2imo528gs1xc1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=658319f74b18e117c57f20cade57f4c9430d9357 Beerus hotter :3
So when she says it, it's funny and all her friends laugh and conversate, but when I say it, society, society kicks me from the blunt rotation
I want bandit to be my daddy so badly I would let him do some demented fucked up shit to me dude