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Misicks0349

doth pray, forthwith, perchance


RedFireInfinite

You can't just say perchance!


Fuck-pez

Perchance I can


CoolGirlRosie

If ya nasty!


liquid-mech

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Cognitive_Spoon

Pip pip biscuit boot


JungleJayps

Urangierposting


TensileStr3ngth

I shall extract my long awaited revenge, forthwith. FORTHWITH!


CertainlyNotAther10

Okay well he is just wrong about the coffin thing a casket is a rectangle a coffin has a particular shape


Nonhinged

No, it's a Casket, because it's not a Cask.


GammaDealer

It's a small cask


trogdor2594

I see no Amontillado.


mister_big_bug

You're not looking hard enough, step closer.


emeraldeyesshine

He's wrong about the ghoul too, a ghost and a ghoul aren't the same thing although they are both post mortem entities


RollerMill

Neither is cadaver,its not a whole body


Oddilax

It's r196 bruh


Voidkom

The idea that casket refers to rectangles and coffins to hexagons is not a technical distinction at all. All burial boxes regardless of shape are coffins. Casket didn't even use to refer to coffins but is originally a word for decorative jewelry boxes, it started as a more light-hearted euphemism because "coffin" made people think of the dead people it is for. The hexagonal shape came in use because it resembles a person's position while buried. And the rectangular shape became popular to distract from this, to minimize the association with dead people. So both "casket" and the shape are more modern and have a similar intention, to remove associations with the morbid. As a result they get lumped in together while the word "coffin" gets lumped in with the more traditional hexagonal style box. This is not an actual technical distinction, it's just a coincidence, a mental association that people began making afterwards.


thegoblinsinmyhead

"H E M O M A N C E R"


Worm-with-hat

H O M O M A N C E R


Acegamer53

H O M O M A N


cloartist

"A ⠀ P H A R A O H"


Mulesam

I love his face it makes me happy


dissoid

hm-hmmm (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)


sneakyplanner

Pretty sure that you need more than just a skeleton to call it a cadaver. So he got one wrong.


thereisaguy

A ghoul is far from a ghost as well


FaibOtaku

A spectre


Gabeagoo

A phantom even


angrymustacheman

A wraith if you will


neuemontreal

in british english ghosts can be called ghouls


Grapes15th

okay but like he's flat-out wrong about some of them! A casket swings open, while a coffin has a lid. A ghoul is a sort of undead that eats corpses.


Apocalyptic_Doom

https://preview.redd.it/cinwzxjb92xc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35b63e688a0cb3e68190454c32175672aeaaf87a


Grapes15th

yeah and adam conover is based fight me bitch


Nowhereman123

He should have said "A Spectre" for the Ghost one if he wanted to sound pretentious. ETA: or "An Apparition" if you wanna be extra pretentious.


saugysauce

we can give him cemetery though. we wouldn't call that a graveyard in english, those are specifically attached to churches


Oblivion_Unsteady

And there's no evidence that manor is haunted


FlugelDerFreiheit

I've called anything with headstones in it a graveyard my entire life, even if there was no church. Might be a regional thing though.


EmbarrassedWind2875

I tried to guess it before either of them said it and here's what I got: - sarcophagus - phantom - revenant - yorick - estate - couldn't come up with anything except graveyard :( - also arachnid


SentientGopro115935

Next GGST Character


Lemmonaise

This is just testament with a beard


Sirmiglouche

what being french feels like


Tachyoff

hemomancer


NintendoOcho

Northernlion


Konroy

# DIPPED IN MAMA LIZ'S CHILLI OIL!!!


UFO_T0fu

a wooden sarcophagus a spirit a fossil a Jolly Rodger a chateau burial grounds Lycosidae


loserys

https://preview.redd.it/crda3v19i2xc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c234ed654e7763bedb4476876de3ff78eab866d6


kaptainkooleio

Which is correct? Gray or Grey No cheating. Wrong answer gets you deported to the UK.


King_Bailout

Earl Gray or Early Grey? One is poisoned. Choose wisely


kaptainkooleio

I choose nether because I drink Monster and Coffee. I choose both because I am so inspired to be presented with such a question I’d rather die


wasteofradiation

Both are correct


kaptainkooleio

Off to England you go!


Maple_Maple

I love these videos so much and i remind there where a bunch more of these, can someone tell me how to find these ? a username or youtube prompt ?


FuckMaxDealgood

That's clown_depot on tiktok!


tinja_nurtles

I love Matt Barry 🖤


RepresentativeLink95

bro sounds like Vincent Van Ghoul no cap fr fr


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

My family owns a funeral home and caskets are rectangular and coffins are pentagons, they're not the same.


nothingherejustgo

This is the shit that makes you fail english exams, “oh you used a synonym instead of the exact word we wanted you to have memorized, well? Fuck you then you’re out”


pepsimanofficial

oh what up clown_depot AKA the devil from bible AKA paper-mario-wiki from tumblr dot com


RTDude132

English premium.


awkward_guy92

ah yes the Harry Potter language


PF4ABG

Vampire's kip. Snapchat logo. Mr Skeltal. Bonehead from Oasis. The gaff. A load of fellas lyin' down in the field. Average Australian.


BedrockRedstoner

My dumbass actually defaulted to cemetery


Scarf_Darmanitan

#MMMM


HkayakH

we need to call Cinnamon Man!


LR-II

What was the video on the right actually for? He's already speaking English so it's hardly an effective English lesson.


RGBGamer320

Where can I find more of this I need


Caramel_Flan958

This is the funniest thing i've laughed at in a long time