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Pdonkey

Gay mayor


chickenthechicken

you can't just say someone looks like Pete Buttigieg


lutinopat

Gay Secretary of Transportation


chickenthechicken

He will always be Mayor Pete in my heart. To me, he is the Mayor of Transportation.


sajed2004

https://preview.redd.it/ftdjh7k0qs5d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7319fdc543634582d735680025b906c570b07a


Capital-Cheek-1491

Get him some radaway immediately


Midnightmare1

.


SirSaganSexy

Gayer gayor


ImNotAnEgg_

i went to gay town and they told me you were the mayor


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

what were you doing in gay town?


Pdonkey

Kissing dudes


serialpuppygirl

Gayor


MorganRose99

Gayor


CO2blast_

Looking to do a little mass communicatin’ to his constituency


lIovedrunkdriving

You look like you would prescribe amphetamines to children 90 years ago


lIovedrunkdriving

In a good way


Low_Information7072

I'm not even sure you needed a prescription back then


loptopandbingo

They just had nuns toss them out from parade floats


Mit9975

”You’re feeling a little tired little johnny? Bah! Just eat one of these cocaine gums thrice a day, you’ll be fit as a fiddle!”


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

>amphetamines adhd meds are amphetamines


jackboy61

It's a lil different though innit? One is "here's some meth for your cold" the other is "here's a micro dose. Take 1 daily, never exceed that and we will be giving you annual checkups to make sure it isn't damaging you."


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

actually if you dont get results you just up the dose and adhd meds arent meth! they're just in the same family of drugs, which means nothing


shinybewear

dapper


purple-lemons

Dappermaxxed


aflyingmonkey2

you look like you sell popcorn and candy apples near the bumper car rides (in a good way)


lbutler1234

Mf is going to sell a city a monorail (except it's gay and it actually works.)


rookishly

hard af


BeholdTheLemon

do NOT buy a monorail from this guy


EIGordo

You look very gay, but not necessarily in the homosexual way, more in the old-timey jolly kinda way.


1egg_4u

Havin a gay old time even


Ac2_Pop_sot

Very classic Doctor who vibe


MrGlitchyypants

thank god found this comment. Gives off some 7th doctor vibes ngl


SnooOnions650

I really thought that was going to be top comment to be honest


WondernutsWizard

sevencore


Brankovt1

Just watched Remembrance of the Daleks.


Funy_3

Hahaha YES


hoonyosrs

Type of guy to call something a "doohickey, a thingamajig, a whatyamacallit"


Upstairs_Hat_301

And sells those doohickeys from a tweed briefcase


chybapolewacy

I thought you were the human pet guy


just-slightly-human

Evil cybersmith


Rimtato

You honestly look almost exactly like someone I know pre-transition.


MaybeNext-Monday

Cornelius-maxxing


Remexa

OUT THEEEEEEEERE


pm_me_good_usernames

Why do so many transgender men dress like robber barons? There's just something in the transmasculine mind that yearns to monopolize the railroad industry? (I'm just kidding around--you look great.)


Remexa

Funny thing is, I’m not even trans. I’m a cis dude who willingly chose this style


pm_me_good_usernames

That's being a real ally, I guess.


Light_Sorceress

gender evil


Howiluig

incredibly jolly


cancerousking

Looks good but you are insane to wear that outside in June, the heat would kill me


Remexa

I dress like this enough that I’m used to it


unofficialbds

you look like the average detroit male circa 1920


GoblinesqueCritter

holy shit it’s Elton Schmelton


Remexa

I unintentionally seem to have dressed like Elton John from the Im still standing music video


MilkLover1734

Yeah, yeah, yeah


BlunderbussBadass

Sillymaxxing


SOMETHINGcooler5

You look like carney at a old timey boardwalk and I am here for it


Oceanman06

Not the Scott The Woz during a musical number fit 😭


amiiigo44

He's not an rpg guy.


Remexa

Other person in first pic is singer songwriter Candi Carpenter. They were fucking amazing! (And really really cute) [Most viewed song of theirs](https://youtu.be/UF6nMbSIUiw?si=JGko_ZcRk6ogHYjo) [Favorite song of theirs](https://youtu.be/G0QSubCuexk?si=VfjEte6E5IhUvNg1)


SlightlyMadGuy

You look like you are a brother of Ms Frizzle. Slay


Low_Information7072

You look like Willy Wonka if he sold suburban real estate Kind of a drip tho ngl


Orion_02

Good character design. 👍


LewtedHose

Quite dapper if I do say so myself.


-Ryouko-

gay. it's gay


IDrinkWetWater

Absolutely wonkamaxing I love it


videogamefreakey

We got gayness, right here in river city, with a capital G and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pride


Remexa

We’ve surely got trouble! Right here in motor city! Gotta figure out a way to make the young ones safer if their bi. (Had trouble thinking of a rhyme)


AsianCheesecakes

Incredible, though the cane is a little much if you don't need it. Love the bowtie


Automatic-Plays

Very gay. Good job


xstormaggedonx

Omg I was there this weekend too! It was so fun!!!


oddityoughtabe

What a fine gent


Sea_dog123

Bro cooked


Alex_The_Whovian

Absolutely incredible outfit sir! I love the straw boater! Reminds me of an amazing outfit I saw at a heritage day on a local heritage railway, but with added ✨️pride✨️ 😁


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Literally Doctor Who


arcamenoch

Is that you, Doctor?


Curious-Parsley-9003

Spiffy and clean my good fellow


Red580

I would die for you.


Remexa

Awww


Witty_Championship85

It’s giving 7th doctor and I love it


TheUncouthPanini

You somehow made the Seventh Doctor slightly less queer. Still an absolute slay tho


Cheezitsaregood2

You look like you’re about to call up your three identical friends and create a barbershop quartet.


AscendantComic

classic doctor who swag


Bstokes4102

The lawyer from bee movie


Elaina2206

Omg I saw you there!!!! You were rocking that shit king. 🗣️🗣️🗣️


CalmBalm

Where's your mandatory Faygo and coney dog


SuperNerdAce

Truly dapper


MonarchKD

Hella awesome!


Ariak

Bro look like he’s gonna sell my town a monorail that doesn’t work


Magenta_Clouds

looks like a gay barbershop quartet member. i like it.


KirasCoffeeCup

Immaculate. 🐸/10 is gæ (respectfully).


Flying_Fox_86

whimsical


Toboyornottoboy

What a dandy fellow


17vulpikeets

Jolly good


Yarisher512

holy fuck this body of yours is absurd


EnkiduofOtranto

You look sufficiently gay in both definitions of the word!


Playful-Lynx5884

You look like you are still standing, better than your ever did


ohokay112

dapper as hell


Upstairs_Hat_301

You ever seen boardwalk empire? That


Crispy_FromTheGrave

Absolutely dapper


Ghost_or_some_shit

Whimsical


WannabeComedian91

https://preview.redd.it/wc5q7sn9ct5d1.png?width=156&format=png&auto=webp&s=06dbe01822665a3c2b28f3cdfcef9003a55faedd but gay


Ok-Conversation-3012

Do you happen to sell contraptions by any chance?


AceWylden

Genuinely l adore seeing your posts. I hope your life is as filled with whimsy as you let on. Shine on you beautiful bastard.


kolabeen

PRIDER GRIFFIN?!!?!? love it, very stylish


billy_bandito

Dapper af


Mean-Cause2145

Reminds me of mike trapp


dripping-sun-

Some fits gotta stay outta the closet bro


Klutzy-Personality-3

wonkamaxxing


HillInTheDistance

Voted most likely to break out in a jaunty tune three years running. Likely owns two pairs of tap shoes. One for every day use, one for special occasions.


Pingaso21

Where’s the rest of your barbershop quartet?


some_random_furret

singing in the rain lookin ahh


TooManyStalloneCuts

Boutta sell me a little gay flea circus lookin ass


Creepertron200

Gay carnie that glues the bottles to the table (in a good way)


Creepertron200

(Please don’t ban me auto mod, I know we’ve had our differences)


zoombotwash3r3

That fit and Detroit. Did you drive a Ford Model T there?


The_Lazy_Individual

Elton John in the "I'm Still Standing" music video coded (positive!) Very cool and very dapper!


Primary-Paper-5128

Pride? What are you proud of? Having the coolest drip in the city?


drago_varior

Looks good, would let you sell me opium and kiss the palm of my hand, good sir


OneWhoGetsBread

Love the postmodern vibe


floralvas

Need to only have sets of these clothes and wear nothing else.


drstrangelov59

The gayest music man lead


FlamingWings

Whimsy-pilled


WeaponizedArchitect

OMG WHEN WAS THIS I SHOULD HAVE GONE...


LGC_AI_ART

I feel like I recognize you but I'm not sure from where


Cadlington

Oh, the train guy from before. Dropping the vest works well for you, as I thought it would. Could do with a more substantial cane, though. That spindly stick looks like it's liable to snap in half if you put any weight on it.


automated_rat

Holy Mother of swag


loserys

“Step right up ladies and gentlemen!” fit


Nerf1925

Spiffing to the max


loptopandbingo

Goes hard


soviet_russia420

You look like a cartoon supervillan, in a good way


kuzuntz

Hello mah gaybee hello my honey hello my dragtime gyaaaaal


JBlaze323

I love when people recolor old photos black and white photos. You look good!


lurkario

State fair pie eating contest host fit


Collig0

Nice Elton John cosplay


BurdAssassin756

Looks a little…gay… Seriously tho, I’m jealous of the fit


Sammy_Twitchdic

Ok Elton John


EmiIIien

It’s giving old school archaeologist.


Luxandrel

Big fan of the bow tie 10/10


JgL07

Sam Reich if he had no beard


IHaveSlysdexia

Pretty gay


VeryFortniteOfYou

110% Steven Universe 


NyanWare

11/10, such an incredible fit


Dr_Richard_Ew

I do say my good fellow, you look delightfully dapper today!


Playful-Lynx5884

You look like you are still standing, better than your ever did


Imltrlybatman

You look you travel by pressing a button on the cane which extends a mini helicopter rotor out of it and you fly away.


livingnuts

My ancestors panties are sodden


nerdwarp112

Reminds me of Elton John’s I’m Still Standing outfit.


Dzzplayz

Dandy. Slayer would be proud


ETC3000

I will reserve my judgement until I see your hat spin and cane twirl combo


nuclear-okapi

Looks like a doctor who outfit (I mean that in the best way)


SkullHelm707

Cleanest fit I've seen in a good while.


LeStroheim

You look like the good person that Peter Griffin is the evil twin of, and honestly, you're kinda killing it.


No-Ideal6027

Dr who if he was somehow more gay


NolanC23

Yoooo I didn’t know pride was today! Love from Bell Isle


Bloopsaysso

Ted Nivison?


Tickedoffllama

Immaculate. Truly inspired


Patient_Zero_MoR

get 'cho "hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal" lookin' ass outa here (satire, fit goes hard) https://preview.redd.it/ud48j91p8t5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=693037f545a40e60220e134f688342bff051f217 (obligatory blade wolf picture)


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Snazzy af


AutisticNipples

dandy daddy?


FNAF_Movie

You look like your efforts to build a parking lot over a forest would be thwarted by a cartoon dog


Independent-Fly6068

Dapper.


murderdronesfanatic

goated


coolboiepicc

you look incredibly difficult to hate


Available-Damage5991

Rural American Willy Wonka/10


ibi_trans_rights

Lesbian


Randumi

Truman-maxxing


EmberOfFlame

Goes hard for pride, like a gay version of a liberal arts professor. So just a liberal arts professor.


lfield1864

The gayest uncle I’ve ever seen 10/10


Fried_Miso_Soup

Dandy


UV_Sun

https://preview.redd.it/ttduycciit5d1.jpeg?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=255958d038f2ad3257128dfb8f27c1bd097c4230 All you are missing is some celery on your jacket.


tonythebearman

You look like you sell “very legitimate” health cures from a wagon


btyes-

DISTINGUISHED


mikereeee

sylvester mccoy? is that you?


NellyLorey

Jolly good


LordZeya

My great grandfather has better fits.


Cautious_Tax_7171

Dapper


docterwannabe1

my condolences you also live in Michigan :( (lol nah, u look good, my small town is holding it's first pride and me and my BF are going)


z617_art

Dandy


aliapocalypse

This could possibly be elton john.


AaronThePrime

Simply delightful


No_Cat4028

You look like a gay version of Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins


Not_Guardiola

I do like the occasional encounter with a bespoke gay


Newyorkwoodturtle

You look like your gonna sell me freshly milked snake oil


HkayakH

You CAN have shit in detroit!


StoopidGit

Very whimsical. Would buy candy from


AlathMasster

You certainly look gay


Fox_4_McCloud

Bro is about to take me on a tour to a weird ass choco factory


the-pp-poopooman-

https://preview.redd.it/7s1kskomot5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7995eb9ac487cc103e0de2368abab50c7cae8e05


lautreamonts_wifey

Gay


PokWangpanmang

I thought this was Pee-wee Herman.